90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Bryce Lynch said:

Mens doesn't control me.

Says someone who may have been paid for her entertaining services.

Get a student visa, come to the US to get your degree, and you can make your own money!

[Floatingbison]

Great snarking everybodies!  I love our little community!   Have a great week and be good to each other!

Edited December 16, 2019 by Floatingbison

[iwasish]

The mother just natters on about grandkids... I think she’s a bit senile. 

Cut your losses Mike and come home. There are nice women here who also  believe in aliens.  

[RealReality]

13 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I think Michael wants bragging rights for bagging a hot young babe, even though he will pay for it dearly.

And, to me, that's his right.  She is young and may not have any idea right now how mind numbing it will be to be nothing more than arm candy for decades.   So if anyone doesnt understand the bargain, it's her. He knows full well what he signed on for.  

In California I think Juliana would have to have consulted with an attorney, not a mediator.  She is going a little over the top to set up a future duress/misunderstanding defense....but still 

[HappyDancex2]

5 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

We've decided to raise the baby Russian Orthodox Alien.

This made me choke on my chips.

[Dance4Life]

Producers fucking with us again!

They gave Natalie and her mom $500 to yammer on....about The baby. Not 1 but 2 grandsons.

We teach them Ukrainian and Russian.  No English!

Babies only talk to us.

I will give it to the producers....the scene was creepy.....but, good! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

Wow. Mursel actually told his mom about the kids and she responds with "She took you for a fool." Just. Wow. 

He should tell her that he has started to love the boys as his own and wants to make a life here.

[magemaud]

Remember the previews for this season that showed MyKuhl sobbing during a phone conversation with Grangela? Looks like we’ll see what happened next week. My guess is that his visa interview didn’t go well. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Great fun tonight, folks. During the week, we need to think about our New Year’s resolutions. 

I’ll start (this is my perennial list):

1. Be more judgmental

2. Watch more crappy tv

3. Eat more carbohydrates

4. Waste more time

(I set myself up for success).

[HappyDancex2]

4 minutes ago, Bryce Lynch said:

Mens doesn't control me.

Juliana knows all the right words!  Her actions don't match it but she knows how to recite!

[RealReality]

8 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Run lumberjack, run!

He can't outrun her.  

I'm confused as to why she and mom need a baby right now.  Does someone need a kidney in a few years?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Remember the previews for this season that showed MyKuhl sobbing during a phone conversation with Grangela? Looks like we’ll see what happened next week. My guess is that his visa interview didn’t go well. 

Or it did, and he realizes that means he has to go through with the wedding.

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Remember the previews for this season that showed MyKuhl sobbing during a phone conversation with Grangela? Looks like we’ll see what happened next week. My guess is that his visa interview didn’t go well. 

I bet he did the BJ again.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Natalie filled her mother’s head with thoughts of grandkids, so now Michael has two harpies harping on him. (Sounds like a verse for the Twelve Day’s of Christmas, yeah?)

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Natalie filled her mother’s head with thoughts of grandkids, so now Michael has two harpies harping on him. (Sounds like a verse for the Twelve Day’s of Christmas, yeah?)

TWELVE HARPIES HARPIIIIIINNNGGGG

[magemaud]

My resolution is to find out, once and for all, what’s in Princess Toast 

[Dance4Life]

12 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Mrs. Floatingbison and I just started a diet yesterday and I'm suffering from lack o' food.  I think my snarkiness is suffering because I feel like I'm operating at about 60% today. 

Whaaaat!  You started your diet too soon!  🥳

[Gobi]

Well, that's all for tonight. I'm off to the mothership bed. It's too late to pre-nosh on snacks.

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

TWELVE HARPIES HARPIIIIIINNNGGGG

And a green card in a pear tree!

Edited December 16, 2019 by Gobi

[RealReality]

16 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Mrs. Floatingbison and I just started a diet yesterday and I'm suffering from lack o' food.  I think my snarkiness is suffering because I feel like I'm operating at about 60% today. 

I'm no expert at all, but I've sometimes found psyllium husk helpful in keeping me from the sort of hunger that makes me want to stab someone. 

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Or it did, and he realizes that means he has to go through with the wedding.

OR it did, but he's going to tell her it was denied! After all, he IS a "lahr." 

[RealReality]

New show idea.  One green card and participants fight it out hunger games style.  My money would be on anny.  

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, RealReality said:

I'm no expert at all, but I've sometimes found psyllium husk helpful in keeping me from the sort of hunger that makes me want to stab someone. 

Thank you,  @RealReality because I'm getting to the hangry stage already and it's only been a day. I'll pick some up tomorrow on my way to work. 

[HappyDancex2]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Thank you,  @RealReality because I'm getting to the hangry stage already and it's only been a day. I'll pick some up tomorrow on my way to work. 

try intermittent fasting

the previews for next week look interesting!  so much questions.  so little answers.

[HappyDancex2]

5 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Thank you,  @RealReality because I'm getting to the hangry stage already and it's only been a day. I'll pick some up tomorrow on my way to work. 

just a FYI that's a fancy name for fiber.  I feed it to my doggie too LOL

[Drogo]

Oh the weather outside is weather...

[Gobi]

Did ancient aliens build the Grand Canyon? Find out tonight!

[Frozendiva]

Maybe tonight's snark will bring coal to my stocking!

[Angry Moldovan]

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah and Kwanza. Also happy alien season, and of course festivus tomorrow 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hi everyone! Everyone primed and ready for a long winter's snark? 

[Frozendiva]

And Boxing Day!

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hi everyone! Everyone primed and ready for a long winter's snark? 

Not so sure;  I have spent all day rehearsing (choir and Christmas pageant) and moping about not being able to get to a funeral for a cousin.   The weather has been horrid. 

Hello and season's greetings to all!!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

Not so sure;  I have spent all day rehearsing (choir and Christmas pageant) and moping about not being able to get to a funeral for a cousin.   The weather has been horrid. 

Hello and season's greetings to all!!

We will cheer up with our wonderful snark

Syngin, you deserve so much better

[Twopper]

According to my dvr, Pillow Talk is late --like 2  am.   why?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Not so sure;  I have spent all day rehearsing (choir and Christmas pageant) and moping about not being able to get to a funeral for a cousin.   The weather has been horrid. 

Hello and season's greetings to all!!

Big hugs to you, friend! Wrap up warm and join your invisible friends in Snark Land. 

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Twopper said:

According to my dvr, Pillow Talk is late --like 2  am.   why?

mine says it's right after?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Twopper said:

According to my dvr, Pillow Talk is late --like 2  am.   why?

That’s weird

[Auntie Anxiety]

Merry Snarkmas, friends.

[hoosiermom]

My daughter is here visiting and she said it was OK with her if I joined in with the snark tonight. AND, she is watching the show with me!

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s only the previews and I already have had enough of Tania.

[kacesq]

Greetings my fellow snarkers! Let’s dive right in with Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction shall we?

[greekmom]

I really feel for Natalia's mother. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Natalie is a psycho, in my professional opinion

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh goody, its Crazy Pie Natalie. 

 

[OoogleEyes]

SUCH a drama queen 

[HappyDancex2]

natalie and her fishlipp speaking is going to pout and cry her way to making him chance his mind about god?

[hookedontv]

I’m here, I’m here! 
I have lost my holiday magic, but maybe some snark will make me chuckle. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Natalie = drama queen. It’s exhausting.

[Eldemarge]

We are already talking about the pretend children and sobbing over them.

[Mr. Miner]

I’m in Ukraine with my batshit crazy fiancé.

[Angry Moldovan]

Glenn close is milking it, hide the bunnies