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[Frozendiva]

Just now, Gobi said:

Man, that had to be the strongest margarita ever!

I used to find the pre-made bottles of margaritas. Now it's cans. One has little effect on me. Maybe she got some weird 500 proof tequila.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Dude, she got drunk at dinner. He’s acting like she gave the bus boy a blow job. Lighten up, Fucko!

Edited October 7, 2019 by Ijustwantsomechips

[Toodleoo]

Ben. My man. GET LAID ALREADY

i have issues

[Gigglepuff]

Oh god, she was tipsy, not obliterated. 

[kacesq]

So hw strong was that margarita and where can I get one????

[charmed1]

What day is this? Is this the day after? I can’t tell because Ben’s day clothes look like pajamas and vice versa.

[Mercolleen]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why is he making up the couch? Aren't there two beds? 

He said last week that being in the same room would be too tempting. Eye roll.

[Ellie Godfrey]

3 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Same here!  I’m a little bit mad at him that I can’t fully despise him.  

I can find it in me to despise them both and to cheer on the pathologies in each that result in mutual trolling and an entrenchment of her neuroses and his psychosis.

[poeticlicensed]

Give Bikini a break. I'd be drunk too if my choices were a future with a controlling family or a dweeb named Benjamin

[blubld43]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

He's HURT because she had half a cocktail.  SHUUUUUT UP

Give me a freaking break.

Her life with him will be so boring, he has no money to do anything but sit at home.

[Julyolo]

6 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

And his jewelled pistols

 Jennifer might want to see those because she's never going to see his family jewels apparently.

[Pepper Mostly]

If Akinyi blacks out after one cocktail I'd venture to say she is not much of a drinker. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ben’s lecture about the evils of alcohol was lifted from an ABC after school special.

[Armchair Critic]

Akyini is 26? She acts very young. 

[Gigglepuff]

Oh, of course he'll hold it against you. For. The. Rest. Of. Your. Life. Akini. Every little thing he'll hold against you. Run. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Give Bikini a break. I'd be drunk too if my choices were a future with a controlling family or a dweeb named Benjamin

And who has a bad haircut.

[PityFree]

And now Grangela is flaunting her “beautiful” uterus.

[Gobi]

Deviled Egg time!

[blubld43]

"Bad news" is a matter of opinion.

[kacesq]

Yes Angela...your noble bloodline must go on....

[charmed1]

Oh god. Here comes Hogatha. I hate this hag.

[hisbunkie]

2 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

Ben is so judgy and boring. I don't like seeing this side of him.

See, I respect him for letting his concerns be known. He’s honest and open   

[Armchair Critic]

Angela has many hairdos, none of them good.

[Toodleoo]

HEY ONE EGG, GET LAID ALREADY

but i recommend you skip the toting

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ben’s lecture about the evils of alcohol was lifted from an ABC after school special.

Just say no. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

Benjamin is a doosh. he wants a submissive wife who does as she's told. Bikini did nothing wrong and he's acting like she's the Drunken Whore of Babylon.

[xls]

1 minute ago, blubld43 said:

Give me a freaking break.

Her life with him will be so boring, he has no money to do anything but sit at home.

Tim & Ben need to get together so they can spend all their time doing nothing!

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, kacesq said:

Yes Angela...your noble bloodline must go on....

LMAO, my thoughts exactly!! 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

Dude, see got drunk at dinner. He’s acting like she gave the bus boy a blow job. Lighten up, Fucko!

Right? She kept her clothes on and not a lampshade in sight. Jesus Christ. 

[VioletNevermind]

Damn, he’s acting like Akini went all Coyote Ugly at the restaurant.  Sheesh.  The girl had a drink.  

[IsMyHairBrushedNo]

ONE AIG

[Pepper Mostly]

ONE AIG! 

[kacesq]

If I hear “tote” one more time....

[poeticlicensed]

How does Grangie know she can tote it? Cuz she still has a uterus?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tote that barge, lift that bale, get a little drunk and you land in jail.......Old Girl Grangie, that Old Girl Grangie 🎶🎶

[IsMyHairBrushedNo]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I thought Angela's daughter was in prison?

That’s the other one. 

[Mierin]

Angela's "I'll tote the egg!" still cracks me up.

[Bryce Lynch]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Will you marry me? 

I don’t know.

Quite the rousing endorsement.

But, Tiny Tim didn't even ask "Will you marry me?". He hypothetically asked "What would you say if I asked you to marry me?"

He wasn't making an offer.  Why should she know if she wants to marry him if he isn't sure either?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I thought Angela's daughter was in prison?

She has two. 

[Angry Moldovan]

What is with Big Angie’s obsession with her bloodline? Is she Georgia’s answer to the Illuminati?

[Ijustwantsomechips]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Yes Angela...your noble bloodline must go on....

She’s a regular Merovingian

[hisbunkie]

For all who think Angela is a “nurse”, does this settle it for you?  

Angela knows nothing about biology. 

[charmed1]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I thought Angela's daughter was in prison?

That’s a different daughter. The pedophile, Scotty.

[Julyolo]

Word to Angela: that egg you want from Skyler will have half of her father's DNA too .

[Gigglepuff]

Tell me Big Ang isn't trolling us with the "toting" business. 

[LookABird]

Hurrah for the daughter!  Someone with common sense!

[Mercolleen]

I have never heard of one being able to look at a one-celled EGG via ultrasound. Am I just ignorant?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Damn, he’s acting like Akini went all Coyote Ugly at the restaurant.  Sheesh.  The girl had a drink.  

Doesn't fit in to the prospective pastor's life.

[kacesq]

Btw have any of these idiots factored in the cost??? Egg retrieval isn’t cheap and I, doubting Grangela has awesome insurance...

[IsMyHairBrushedNo]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

How does Grangie know she can tote it? Cuz she still has a uterus?

It’s a beautiful uterus and she’s never gone let us forget it.