90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[GrannySmith]

Did anybody notice what looked like handcuffs hanging off the doorknob when Karine left the apartment?

[snarkish]

Howdy, folks! I feel sorry for those girls having to sit through that meal. 

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

My steak is ready for the barbecue.

Did you boil it first?

[LilaFowler]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

I may or may not just have eaten all of the Butter and Herb by myself.

I polished off my Butter and Herb, too. Now I'm onto the BBQ fritos.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Lol Darcey's daughter.

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

Do a shot every time Darcey or Jesse says "I'm done!"

My poor liver!

"Just grow up"! Out of the mouths of babes

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy is ridiculous. Both of them need to go away.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, there are no decent frying pans at this AirB&B, but the place is positively littered with Le Cruset casseroles?

That's all I've got. 

[Neurochick]

Darcy’s daughters are more mature than Jesse and Darcy put together.

[AussieBabe]

Who are the kids and who are the adults in the room? It's bad when your 11 and 12 year olds pick up on passive aggressiveness.

[Mercolleen]

"Mom, you're not."

[snarkish]

Darcey will NOT drop it! SHUT UP and let it go! Way to go Aspen with her remark, "You guys are acting like our age".

[Bubbacat]

Oh, yeah. They really enjoyed that dinner. Uh huh.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Jesse wearing a corset?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Did you boil it first?

It is red and raw. Teriyaki glaze is also ready.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Her daughters are smart, but I hope they realize not to act like their mom. Ever.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 hour ago, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Left side, Angela and Pole. Right side Darcey and Jesse? 

Sad to say, I recognized that squirelly cupcake as Pole immediately :)

[Armchair Critic]

"I feel like if Jesse wants to be a father figure he will have to show more respect to my mother and us". Those girls have more brains than their mother.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh geez. Next up.....

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Jesse wearing a corset?

Oh he totally is. 

Darcey talks to those kids like they're in preschool.

[Bubbacat]

Dare I ask? Were those GIANT pots of . . . Rice-A-Roni?!?

[greekmom]

I lol'd on the comment that it wasn't appropriate for the kids to sleep there cause she wasn't married.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I AM NOT SNAPPING,

[Neurochick]

Yikes, it’s Dani and Mo 3.0.

[HappyDancex2]

Darcey is in the wrong too and her kids are just blindingly sticking up for her because well....they should.  She's teaching them her bad habits.  More hot messes in the world....THANKS DARCEY

Jesse  -please go home now.  I need to eat my magical roni in peace.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Wait...Angela's shirt doesn't have an open back or shreds?? What is wrong in the universe!

[Mercolleen]

Angela's strap situation is making me need a drink. And more Butter and Herb Roni. If only I hadn't eaten it all.

[LilaFowler]

Does anyone else mentally correct the participants' incorrect grammar? "We do got a lot to work on." To myself I think, "have..."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Come on, Ang. You’ve eaten worse.

[Armchair Critic]

I think Michael is just trolling Angela at this point.......

[Frozendiva]

Why would you put salad in a heavy pot?

[configdotsys]

At least it's not chicken feet, Angela. 

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Jesse wearing a corset?

Man Spanx?

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

It is red and raw. Teriyaki glaze is also ready.

You should really boil it.  I know.  I saw a show where someone worked in a restaurant.

[CoachWristletJen]

Angela, just eat it. You've shoved worse things in your mouth... I guarantee you!

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Mercollen, Jessecwould not approve of your alcohol intake.

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Why would you put salad in a heavy pot?

It's a Le Creusalad

[Bubbacat]

"Can you wipe my butt, Michael?" OMG!!! Run, Michael, run!

[RedBagWithMakeup]

No girl nooooo on wiping your butt!!!!

[Armchair Critic]

Is Angela going to admit her *real age* when she talks about the age difference? I am in my late 40's and Angela looks like she could be my mother.

"Could you wipe my butt Michael?".... what wonderful dinner conversation.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god she wants Michael to wipe her butt. Dear sweet little chubby cheeked tap dancing baby Jeebus. I simply cannot. 

[Straycat80]

OMG! Are you going to wipe my butt? Michael run! 

[Mercolleen]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Mercollen, Jessecwould not approve of your alcohol intake.

What? I can't hear you. I'm in the bushes.

[HappyDancex2]

Artificial Surmination?

Expensive yo

[CoachWristletJen]

"Will you wipe my butt?"

Just let it all hang out there, Angela. 

"Don't worry about it, okay? I'll be long gone by then... or I'll have poisoned you."

"Artificial insermination." 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good excuse, Michael. Well said in a way she won’t snap.

[Bubbacat]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Dear sweet little chubby cheeked tap dancing baby Jeebus.

I now plan to use that expression as often as I possibly can.

[configdotsys]

So Michael, wanting kids, had no idea that his 50-something love would not be able to provide them?

[Gigglepuff]

Oy. Artifical insemination won't do anything at this point, Angela. 

[snarkish]

She thinks at "Fitty Too" she could carry a pregnancy with "artificial insemination"??