S10.E13: Arrest and Relaxation

[OnceSane]

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Luann deals with unwanted press; Dorinda confronts Bethenny about lingering tension; Bethenny puts Tinsley on the spot over wedding dress shopping; Dorinda's ongoing issues with Sonja reach a fever pitch; Luann confronts Ramona about disloyalty.

[KungFuBunny]

It's 9:00 PM ....yay!!!!!

[ShawnaLanne]

Oh my God, bravo people. I think this is the episode we've been waiting for! 

[Mindthinkr]

Am I going to need earplugs for when Dorinda and Sonja get it into a verbal fighting match? 

[ShawnaLanne]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

Am I going to need earplugs for when Dorinda and Sonja get it into a verbal fighting match? 

Or a translator.

[KungFuBunny]

OKay someone needs to show me a different photo from the one Ramona posted on Social Media.

There were wineglasses on the table - but no wine

The only whine is coming out of Luann's mouth

[Mindthinkr]

Ramona drinks everything out of a “stemmed glass”. Mind you she didn’t say wine glass. 

[psychoticstate]

Dorinda, Sonja IS using her name. Her name is Sonja Morgan.  Let it go. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Dorinda seems to know a person who can get her ANYTHING.

[KungFuBunny]

Ohh...will the big phallicy crystal fall on Dorinda's other foot...is there wine in the vicinity?

[Steph J]

Not that I'm on Ramona's side about basically anything ever, but it looked to me like that was a posed photo where everyone was aware that their picture was being taken and were facing the camera. If that's the case, couldn't Luann have said, "Hey, no pictures of me, please" or "Don't post that, I'm trying to lay low on social media"?

[ivygirl]

I feel for Luann in this whole Instagram debacle.If I were in her shoes I’d probably be just as nervous.

I can see why Dorinda and Bethenny would be wary of one another, but I see D’s Point. B only engages when it’s on her terms. D does kinda seem up for whatever.

[Neurochick]

Dear Dorinda:

STOP telling people what they can and cannot feel.  If Sonja was upset at what you said, LET HER BE UPSET, stop telling her she's wrong. 

That's my problem with Dorinda, she wants to control how other people think and feel, and she feels that only HER way is the right way.

[Mindthinkr]

2 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Ohh...will the big phallicy crystal fall on Dorinda's other foot...is there wine in the vicinity?

It’s read the future and is waiting for the opportune moment. 

[pieinmyeye]

7 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Or a translator.

Hahahahahaha!!

[Thumper]

3 minutes ago, Steph J said:

Not that I'm on Ramona's side about basically anything ever, but it looked to me like that was a posed photo where everyone was aware that their picture was being taken and were facing the camera. If that's the case, couldn't Luann have said, "Hey, no pictures of me, please" or "Don't post that, I'm trying to lay low on social media"?

I wondered the same.  But I now usually ask if everyone's okay with me posting.

[KungFuBunny]

I have never seen anyone with so much makeup while getting  a massage..geez louise Tin Foil - give your skin a break

[ShawnaLanne]

7 minutes ago, Steph J said:

Not that I'm on Ramona's side about basically anything ever, but it looked to me like that was a posed photo where everyone was aware that their picture was being taken and were facing the camera. If that's the case, couldn't Luann have said, "Hey, no pictures of me, please" or "Don't post that, I'm trying to lay low on social media"?

I bet they take pictures that don't go on social media. Ramona shouldn't need to be told not post pictures of Luanne with everything else going on. 

I think begging to get into Tom's party,  and being refused,  ha! - TM Ramona,  followed by this shows a deliberate and malicious pattern. 

Ramona needs to get over the fact that Tom chose Luanne, however briefly,  over her. 

I think ultimately that's what it's all about. Ramona can whine all she wants,  but even if everything Ramona, found out was true,  NO ONE would have invited her to their wedding after that. 

Edited June 28, 2018 by ShawnaLanne

[bosawks]

I get being stressed out Lu and everything is like nails on a blackboard but if you boil it down this whole thing is still your fault for, you know, getting arrested.

[Mindthinkr]

Tinsley’s legs look rough (cut/bruised). I think she’s been falling the floor too much for Scott. 

Edited June 28, 2018 by Mindthinkr
Falling not felon lol.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Did I miss something? What work does Carole have to focus on?

Edited June 28, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[mwell345]

What “work” does Carole need to focus on?  her Cosmo article?  Her Bravo blog?

[Martinigirl]

Bwahahahaha!!!! Carole is going to focus on work

[Steph J]

Just now, ShawnaLanne said:

I bet they take pictures that don't go on social media. Ramona shouldn't need to be told not post pictures of Luanne with everything else going on. 

But, see, the problem with that is that Ramona is an idiot. If you want to make sure that Ramona doesn't do something you don't want her to do, you have to say so (not that that alone will stop her, but at least when it blows up you can point out that you told her not to do it in the first place).

I also wouldn't be so sure that they take pictures that don't go on social media. They're narcissists who perform their lives publicly; if Ramona didn't mean to put the picture out there, she wouldn't have taken it in the first place.

[ShawnaLanne]

Luanne's version of rehab really does sound like heaven. 

[Martinigirl]

Carole's lips seem a bit larger....and I hate her new bangs....Buster Brown do

Edited June 28, 2018 by Martinigirl

[ShawnaLanne]

Carole's hair looks like a six year old little girls in the TH's.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Nothing positive goes down at the Regency.

[bosawks]

If having drinks with Tom makes one an idiot, what does marrying him make one?

[Martinigirl]

Just now, bosawks said:

If having drinks with Tom makes one an idiot, what does marrying him make one?

LOL!!!!!!!

[ShawnaLanne]

2 minutes ago, Steph J said:

But, see, the problem with that is that Ramona is an idiot. If you want to make sure that Ramona doesn't do something you don't want her to do, you have to say so (not that that alone will stop her, but at least when it blows up you can point out that you told her not to do it in the first place).

I also wouldn't be so sure that they take pictures that don't go on social media. They're narcissists who perform their lives publicly; if Ramona didn't mean to put the picture out there, she wouldn't have taken it in the first place.

Both points to you,  but sooooo much the first. ? 

[Martinigirl]

It's about Tom!

[ShawnaLanne]

In the Coupon Cabin commercial only Dorinda is still with her guy. Bwa ha ha!

[WhoaWhoKnew]

I'm not feeling Sonja's just got out of the shower TH hair.

The TH looks this season are horrible.

[Neurochick]

13 minutes ago, Steph J said:

Not that I'm on Ramona's side about basically anything ever, but it looked to me like that was a posed photo where everyone was aware that their picture was being taken and were facing the camera. If that's the case, couldn't Luann have said, "Hey, no pictures of me, please" or "Don't post that, I'm trying to lay low on social media"?

There's a difference between taking a picture for me, and taking a picture to put on social media. 

Luann was right, Ramona just wants to get more likes on Twitter or Instagram or something.  She wants to be the queen of social media. 

Luann, non alcoholic beer has some alcohol in it, just drink seltzer. 

[TexasGal]

What the heck soup are Bethenny and Sonja eating that they both seemed to pick something off their tongues?!?!  What?!  Ewh.

Seriously, why does Dorinda give so many f’s about the Morgan crest blah blah etc?  Is it a little weird?  Sure.  Does it hurt anyone, especially Dorinda?  NO!  Shaddup already!!!

Edited June 28, 2018 by TexasGal

[Martinigirl]

Coffin shopping LMAO!!!

[bosawks]

Maybe it’s oysters and salmon toasts that makes them unruly and it’s not the alcohol.

[ShawnaLanne]

Ooh. That comment from Carol about Bethany trying on rings!

[Martinigirl]

Well, that place looking quite relaxing....the other guests are horrified. 

[Neurochick]

Dorinda, just STFU!  If Sonja says it's her family then IT'S HER FAMILY.  Why the heck does Dorinda care.  She should care about all that liquor she drinks.

[KungFuBunny]

ooohh...

[WhoaWhoKnew]

My take: The Morgans stopped being your family when the divorce became fact, Sonja. You're Morgan adjacent at best.

Edited June 28, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[Martinigirl]

Just now, ShawnaLanne said:

Ooh. That comment from Carol about Bethany trying on rings!

Carole is the kind of friend you never want

[Mindthinkr]

I’m looking for a spare pair of earplugs. Poor Carole needs them sitting between Dorinda and Sonja. 

[Steph J]

9 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

There's a difference between taking a picture for me, and taking a picture to put on social media. 

Luann was right, Ramona just wants to get more likes on Twitter or Instagram or something.  She wants to be the queen of social media. 

I totally agree, but the picture was Ramona's idea in the first place and since they all know that Ramona is a giant attention whore it shouldn't have been a surprise to them that the picture ended up on social media pretty much immediately. Luann's not new - if she didn't want to have a picture of herself out there, she should have said so. She should know that Ramona only has Ramona's best interest at heart and that it wouldn't occur to her to think of how putting the picture out there would affect anyone other than herself.

Edited to add: I hope that the other people in the restaurant are either paid extras, or that the show paid for their meals. Can you imagine trying to finish a meal with these harpies shrieking at the next table?

Edited June 28, 2018 by Steph J

[Martinigirl]

2 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

I’m looking for a spare pair of earplugs. Poor Carole needs them sitting between Dorinda and Sonja. 

She needs to stick them in her piehole

[Thumper]

Sonja looking for screen time by screaming and making a scene.  Please stawp!!!

Edited June 28, 2018 by Thumper

[mwell345]

Dorinda just won’t let it go.  since when did she become Emily Post?  Sonja and her family crest is none of her business.  Period.

[ShawnaLanne]

6 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Coffin shopping LMAO!!!

No Tinsley,  Bethany was coming from a real place. In reference to Tinsley not you. It was funny. 

Edited June 28, 2018 by ShawnaLanne