S08.E24: Unicorn Poop

[druzy]

Leah gets a surprising call from Jeremy during the twins’ birthday.

Briana returns to work and Luis makes an appearance.

Kail goes to court with Lux's dad.

Jenelle takes a birthday vacation with all her children.

Chelsea faces off with Adam.

[druzy]

[Kazu]

10 minutes ago, druzy said:

Leah gets a surprising call from Jeremy during the twins’ birthday.

Briana returns to work and Luis makes an appearance.

Kail goes to court with Lux's dad.

Jenelle takes a birthday vacation with all her children.

Chelsea faces off with Adam.

Benzo Leah gets drunken texts and a booty call from Germ.

Greasy Briana returns to her job and continues to talk shit about Kail. Luis makes an appearance to get his MTV check.

Mother Russia Ass despises having to go to court over the matter of her souvenir baby and is unhappy that she has to give Chris some kind of custody.

Meth Head Adumb goes to court demanding to reduce his child support payments. Currently he pays $0 per month.

[druzy]

Thanks @Kazu! Your episode descriptions always brightens my Mondays ??❤️

[Kazu]

4 minutes ago, druzy said:

Thanks @Kazu! Your episode descriptions always brightens my Mondays ??❤️

Awww ❤?? thanks love.

Edited June 11, 2018 by Kazu

[FairyDusted]

1 hour ago, Kazu said:

Benzo Leah gets drunken texts and a booty call from Germ.

Greasy Briana returns to her job and continues to talk shit about Kail. Luis makes an appearance to get his MTV check.

Mother Russia Ass despises having to go to court over the matter of her souvenir baby and is unhappy that she has to give Chris some kind of custody.

Meth Head Adumb goes to court demanding to reduce his child support payments. Currently he pays $0 per month.

HA HA! Sadly I'm only watching to scathe ADUMB. It will brighten up my Monday Night! 

[druzy]

[woodscommaelle]

Wilder.

I literally cannot. 

Watching Jenelle and family is like watching a creepy HBO documentary. 

Oh my god fuck you, David. He is destroying Kaiser. 

Edited June 12, 2018 by woodscommaelle

[FairyDusted]

Kesha! LMAO!

[blatantlyobvious]

Why the Hell were Kail and her sidekick in full glam makeup & hair to tape a podcast? We all know she has a face for radio, but that doesn’t mean she needed all of the warpaint. 

 

Brianna and her horrendous pronunciation... “Mommy needs to take care of you BOF.” Grrr..... 

 

And we’re to believe that all of the sudden Louis is going to pony up $1000 a month for Stella’s daycare?! Yeah, right. That’ll last approximately 2 1/2 weeks before we hear Brianna bitching about how much of a loser he is (as if that wasn’t obvious) and how she can’t affoed daycare. Mark my words. 

[druzy]

Dumb Fuck #1 & #2 need to go to fucking HELL. Kaiser announces he needs to go potty and he is reprimanded? 

Why do they have these cameras in here? Because that's your paycheck!

[FairyDusted]

Those eggs looked shady as fuck! DumbFucks are scary MFers. I'm worried for Kaiser

[druzy]

I posted this earlier this week in Jenelle's thread but it needs to be posted again.

[gotta watch]

YIKES. I just caught the last 5 minutes and Jenelle and David scared the beejesus out of me. The way they talk to and around those children makes my blood run cold.

[FairyDusted]

Really nice call from Germ to Leah. On camera no less. Yeah....He's getting some BLT's.

[woodscommaelle]

3 minutes ago, druzy said:

I posted this earlier this week in Jenelle's thread but it needs to be posted again.

Nightmares. Seriously. 

Edited June 12, 2018 by woodscommaelle

[Quilty]

Janel and David are gigantic assholes. The kid were having fun. They couldn't wait to get rid of them.

[Mkay]

Orange face, white hands. I couldn’t pay attention to the scene. 

[missy jo]

Poor Kaiser!! 

[MitaJo]

Well, I've found out why Lindsie Chrisley hasn't been on Chrisley Knows Best is a while. How the hell did she hook up with Kail of all people?? That looks like the most boring podcast ever.

[gotta watch]

So Kaiser is the "bad one" little Endtable is the "cute one" and Jace & Marissa are completely ignored and forgotten, That atmosphere is so damaging to ALL OF THEM.

[guilfoyleatpp]

Has anyone ever been less excited about a weekend trip and a concert than Jenelle? She seemed like she could hardly keep her eyes open....oh, wait...were they high?

[Booger666]

Sick of Kail’s bitching.  She bitches that Chris gets visitation and in the next breath bitches that Lux doesn’t have two parents.  Which is it Kail?!  Would love to replace her segments with Aubree and Watson playing.  Need more Aubree and Watson after watching Kail and Janelle’s kids forced to live in so much hate and chaos.

[FairyDusted]

8 minutes ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

Has anyone ever been less excited about a weekend trip and a concert than Jenelle? She seemed like she could hardly keep her eyes open....oh, wait...were they high?

I'm betting they were up all night USING! They were crashing and burning . Assholes.

[Mkay]

It isn’t even fun to watch anymore.  I watched a show about Jim Jones first. I only watch because I love snarking with you all.  I can’t stand any of the segments except Chelsea’s.  If David and Jenelle thought having all those kids together was too much, why in the crap did they add visitation with David’s son.  He was better off not being around this disfunctional family.  

 

Oh but how fun to see Jenelle and David’s house is already falling apart in next week’s episode.  Ha!! ??

[Brooklynista]

4 minutes ago, Booger666 said:

Sick of Kail’s bitching.  She bitches that Chris gets visitation and in the next breath bitches that Lux doesn’t have two parents.  Which is it Kail?!  Would love to replace her segments with Aubree and Watson playing.  Need more Aubree and Watson after watching Kail and Janelle’s kids forced to live in so much hate and chaos.

Kail can't be assed to make sense of her reasoning for fighting Chris on visitation. She wants Lux to have a father but she doesn't want Chris to have visitation. Huh? Tell the truth and shame the devil, you want Chris to want YOU. Not Soap.

[FlowerofCarnage]

Here is an idea. Maybe if you two assholes got off the couch and engaged with the children, planned fun family activites, they wouldn't be doing things that annoy you. Man, they really told on themselves this episode; they only interact with those kids when it's for Instagram or some other SM platform. Oh and the reveal that the Land is beginning to swallow the house set my schadenfraude meter to maximum. 

Speaking of telling on themselves. So, how can a man who didn't sign a birth certificate or VAP papers manage to obtain for emergency custody? Me thinks the paternity test came back and established Chris as the dad and Hulk decided to leave that part out. In a way, I don't blame him for staying away until paternity was established because who wants to get attached to a child who may not be his and who wants to deal with Hulk anymore than they have to? I have to say, I love that all of Kail's attempts to get Chris to  be with her have blown up in her face.

Edited June 12, 2018 by FlowerofCarnage
Typing while doing the pee pee dance is not a good idea.

[guilfoyleatpp]

21 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Orange face, white hands. I couldn’t pay attention to the scene. 

I just saw this live. Her hand is terrifyingly huge. 

Like, her hand is huge in comparison to the size of her head. Jesus H Christ. 

[Mkay]

Just now, guilfoyleatpp said:

I just saw this live. Her hand is terrifyingly huge. 

Like, her hand is huge in comparison to the size of her head. Jesus H Christ. 

Hahaha I took this pic on my tv.  I couldn’t pay attention to the scene at all. It was so distracting. 

6 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Kail can't be assed to make sense of her reasoning for fighting Chris on visitation. She wants Lux to have a father but she doesn't want Chris to have visitation. Huh? Tell the truth and shame the devil, you want Chris to want YOU. Not Soap.

Exactly this!!

[zenme]

Ok, so why does Luis need to see the daycare? Oh, is he trying to act like he cares? 

[Coffeewinewater]

11 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

I'm betting they were up all night USING! They were crashing and burning . Assholes.

This was exactly my thought.  The minute I heard "the kids kept us up all night" mmmhmm ok.

They were in hurry to get out of there to drop the kids wherever and ditch the cameras and crash for the day. 

[Kazu]

5 minutes ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

. Oh and the reveal that the Land is beginning to swallow the house set my schedfraude meter to maximum. 

, I love that all of Kail's attempts to get Chris to  e with her have blown up in her face.

West coast here. I am still waiting to watch. Your comment about the land being swallowed reminded me of someone here wishing that would happen and someone else wishing Amber was there when it happened. Who wished that? KUDOS to you. Our wish is coming true!!

Yep, Kanal's attempts have blown up in her face. Her face has also blown up considerably. I wonder if this is why she was adamant to have her baby in another country? I know one reason was to see if Chris came running to her, but I wonder if she was trying to pull an Anna Nicole (RIP) and figured if Suds was born in a different country, she would somehow have more legal power over the baby should things not go as planned.

[missy jo]

What was it Nathan said about Kaiser and potty training? Somebody help me out... 

[FrankieTankie]

49 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Orange face, white hands. I couldn’t pay attention to the scene. 

She looks like an Umpa Lumpa Extra from Charlie and chocolate factory 

[Maharincess]

After not watching this crap for a couple of seasons, I decided to watch this season because I like reading and talking about the show with you guys.  I only made it past the first episode.  After that, just reading the episode description would piss me off.  Jenelle calls 911 on Barb? Nope, couldn't watch that shit.  Now reading here about Kaiser, I just can't do it.  I'm in too good a mood to have these assholes ruin it and they would ruin it for sure.

Except Chelsea. 

[FairyDusted]

We are suffering these blasted fools. You have great will power. I hate watch a few programs. This one included.

[FlowerofCarnage]

Is it me or does Brittany seem over it? I know she always looks dour when with her mom and sister, but appears that her mother's dramatics and her sister's lack of common sense amd poor life choices have started to wear her down. During the restaurant scene, she really looked like she would wanted be anywhere else in the world rather than listen to her mother interrogate Luis. Furthermore, sorry, Nova but Ti Ti is not lazy, unfortunately, is just not obligated to take care of you!

[Maharincess]

15 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

We are suffering these blasted fools. You have great will power. I hate watch a few programs. This one included.

I tried to watch but it's just not entertaining to me at all anymore. I just can't sit and watch kids being emotionally battered. Every time I try to watch I end up being so pisses off and I just can't do it anymore.  I'll keep reading here to keep up but I won't be watching. Just can not do it. 

Edited June 12, 2018 by Maharincess

[FrankieTankie]

What the Fuck does Brittany do???!!!! Please someone help answer this .... what is her occupation..... All the hags were suppose to be headed to work and there’s Brittany in her Pj’s in the car then they cut back to apartment later in the day and she still wearing same Pj’s while eating cereal out of the box and it looked like she was feeding some to that baby.... that whole family is nasty gross money hungry leaches 

Edited June 12, 2018 by FrankieTankie

[Kazu]

12 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

We are suffering these blasted fools. You have great will power. I hate watch a few programs. This one included.

Yep.

*PPP time*

Edited June 12, 2018 by Kazu

[FairyDusted]

Ahhhhh! Just in Time Thank you @Kazu! 

I don't get Adam at all. So he is not working nor paying any bills. But he is opening a business tomorrow but he doesn't know what yet?!! WTF! Even Janelle is more prepared for court.

*PPP* 

[Brooklynista]

Why does the entire coven show up every time Briana goes to a restaurant? Are they all collectively hungry? Is it a MTV money grab so they all have to be in a scene? 

Do they all stay in the room when Briana gets laid? Is that where the henpecking of the men starts? So many questions.

[Mkay]

Corona and driving. 

[cereality]

I don’t even get what the kids were doing that was soooo bad?? Jace and M were shown playing in the yard and then running up and down the outside staircase and then rang the doorbell once as a prank – these are all things that school age kids do. Kaiser woke them up at 4-5 am – uh kids do that sometimes often when they’re in an unfamiliar place.  And then at mealtime claimed he needed to go to the bathroom – maybe he did, maybe he didn’t and was using it as an excuse to not have to sit and eat – but it’s hardly abnormal behavior for a 3 yr old.  The way David was screaming about needing the cameras gone and how they should all be proud of themselves because they ruined it and now they were going home – looks like everyone was about to get a beating, and I’m not even sure why.  And btw you weren’t doing anything in the cabin either – is going home a punishment or staying in the cabin bc they seem about the same to me.

[Emmierose]

On 6/11/2018 at 11:32 PM, Brooklynista said:

Why does the entire coven show up every time Briana goes to a restaurant? Are they all collectively hungry? Is it a MTV money grab so they all have to be in a scene? 

Do they all stay in the room when Briana gets laid? Is that where the henpecking of the men starts? So many questions.

You say this as if Briana actually gets laid in a room.  The back seat in a parking lot or club alley way seem like more viable options for this chick. 

Edited June 14, 2018 by Emmierose

[geauxaway]

1 hour ago, Mkay said:

It isn’t even fun to watch anymore.  I watched a show about Jim Jones first. I only watch because I love snarking with you all.  I can’t stand any of the segments except Chelsea’s.  If David and Jenelle thought having all those kids together was too much, why in the crap did they add visitation with David’s son.  He was better off not being around this disfunctional family.  

 

Oh but how fun to see Jenelle and David’s house is already falling apart in next week’s episode.  Ha!! ??

And in 5..4..3..2..1... she will has tag the manufacturer of her home to complain.  Her DREAM HOME ON HER LAAAAAAAND.

[Kazu]

20 minutes ago, Emmierose said:

You say this as if Briana actually gets laid in a room.  The back seat in a parking lot or club allyway seem like more viable options for this chick. 

You beat me to it.

That puta goes straight to the car in the parking lot with her puto and just slides her thong over to the side.

[FairyDusted]

*DEAD*

[CaliforniaLove]

What did I just watch? Ryan driving was ALMOST more comfortable than the scene of the Easons leaving that cabin. Holy shit. Forget this show...MTV needs to be shut down at this point.

[Kazu]

1 hour ago, Mkay said:

Corona and driving. 

The Corona box was shown on the stairs.

My feeling is, those two likely left the cabin at night and left the kids alone. They likely went scoring for drugs and Dumb Fuck #2 had some beers while driving back to the cabin which is why that empty bottle was in the cup holder.