S08.E22: Secrets Revealed

[KungFuBunny]

In never-before-seen footage from Beverly Hills, Teddi goes shopping for a new sports car with her husband and is shocked by its high speed – and its high price tag! Dorit and her bestie, Boy George, are curious about Teddi’s job. Erika and Camille are slightly mortified when Lisa Rinna makes a questionable joke about Lisa Vanderpump. Kyle plans to build a new beach house in Mexico. Camille's search for the perfect gift for Dorit takes her to the Museum of Sex in New York City.

Edited May 11, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[FairyDusted]

This had better be good. They owe us!

[nexxie]

Oh goodie - I hope they show us the vault where Erika stashes her heart.

[KungFuBunny]

 

Well thank goodness it's the planet and not the car

[nexxie]

2 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

 

Well thank goodness it's the planet and not the car

Erika is a tomboy?! So what’s with all the girly shit?

[Happy Camper]

10 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

 

 

Well thank goodness it's the planet and not the car

I guess "sassy" is the new code word for "incredibly rude".

[WireWrap]

1 hour ago, nexxie said:

Erika is a tomboy?! So what’s with all the girly shit?

How did a 15 or 16 year old get a tattoo without a parent/guardian with her? 

Edited May 12, 2018 by WireWrap

[Wings]

1 hour ago, WireWrap said:

How did a 15 or 16 year old get a tattoo without a parent/guardian with her? 

Ex con in his garage.  

[SweetieDarling]

3 hours ago, Happy Camper said:

I guess "sassy" is the new code word for "incredibly rude".

I think it always has been

[KungFuBunny]

FYI All:

Looks like this Secrets Revealed Episode airs an hour earlier than it's usual time slot.

Here on the East Coast the show is airing at 8:00 PM

[hoodooznoodooz]

I’m surprised Boy George wants to get involved in Dorit’s messiness, given his past. 

[Wings]

42 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

I’m surprised Boy George wants to get involved in Dorit’s messiness, given his past. 

I was and am a fan of his music but have forgotten his past.  Can you please give me the Cliff Notes on that?   I am surprised he would want to be involved with Dorit at all.  Lol

[hoodooznoodooz]

5 hours ago, Wings said:

I was and am a fan of his music but have forgotten his past.  Can you please give me the Cliff Notes on that?   I am surprised he would want to be involved with Dorit at all.  Lol

In 2008, BG was convicted of assault and  false imprisonment. I only know this because someone else here posted something about his past. I was very surprised. He was very sweet on Celebrity Apprentice. 

I think his addictions played a big part in some of his bad decisions.

[Wings]

9 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

In 2008, BG was convicted of assault and  false imprisonment. I only know this because someone else here posted something about his past. I was very surprised. He was very sweet on Celebrity Apprentice. 

I think his addictions played a big part in some of his bad decisions.

Thanks.  I have always known him to be a nifty person.  So he got in a little trouble.  <shrug>

[biakbiak]

1 minute ago, Wings said:

Thanks.  I have always known him to be a nifty person.  So he got in a little trouble.  <shrug>

I think it was more if the rumors are true about Dorit and PK using coke it wouldn't be a great environment to keep his sobriety.

[kokapetl]

4 hours ago, Wings said:

Thanks.  I have always known him to be a nifty person.  So he got in a little trouble.  <shrug>

It’s more than a little trouble. 

Boy George gets 15 months for falsely imprisoning male escort

“... sentenced to 15 months in jail for falsely imprisoning a male escort by handcuffing him to a wall and beating him with a metal chain ... Passing sentence at Snaresbrook crown court, east London, Judge David Radford said the singer's offence was "so serious that only an immediate sentence of imprisonment can be justified".

"Whilst I accept that Mr Carlsen's physical injuries were not serious or permanent, in my view there can be no doubt that your premeditated, callous and humiliating hand-cuffing and detention of Mr Carlsen shocked, degraded and traumatised." Carlsen, he added, had been "deprived of his liberty and his human dignity".”

[KungFuBunny]

Rico Suave Teddi?

Edited May 16, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[KungFuBunny]

Matt does his hair and makeup better than Kyle and LVP - he should give them classes

[zoeysmom]

On 5/13/2018 at 6:43 PM, biakbiak said:

I think it was more if the rumors are true about Dorit and PK using coke it wouldn't be a great environment to keep his sobriety.

The rumors were made up.  PK clearly stated he had never tried cocaine.  I don;t think Boy George would want to have a manager who was using.

[KungFuBunny]

Will it be Tom Sandoval's or Tom Schwartz's check that is used for the Giggy clone?

[Martinigirl]

LVP's handbags cost abut $50k, right? 

Who would even consider moving their kids to Mexico? Idiots.

Edited May 16, 2018 by Martinigirl

[KungFuBunny]

Just now, Martinigirl said:

LVP's handbags cost abut $50k, right? 

Ken gave her Cartier Earrings for her birthday - they had a little blurb that appeared that said $75,000.

I don't think it is unreasonable for LVP to clone Giggy for Ken since he wants to so much

[sadiebyuca]

On 5/12/2018 at 12:33 PM, WireWrap said:

How did a 15 or 16 year old get a tattoo without a parent/guardian with her? 

Fake ID.  That's how we did everything growing up.  

[Martinigirl]

The Planet? hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Phoebe got a tattoo of the whole world!

Edited May 16, 2018 by Martinigirl

[KungFuBunny]

On 5/13/2018 at 9:43 PM, biakbiak said:

I think it was more if the rumors are true about Dorit and PK using coke it wouldn't be a great environment to keep his sobriety.

The rumors about PK started in England. One of his former business partners was named Lord Sugar. The rumor going around was they enjoyed the other kind of sugar too.

The owner of the house PK lives in now featured on the show is Sam Nazarian - had to relinquish his control on a Las Vegas hotel because of his cocaine usage.

Edited May 16, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[sadiebyuca]

I just can't stop staring at Dorit's crazy boobs in that scene with Boy George.  They're just so So SO extra. 

[Martinigirl]

Dorit seems t be over-selling the "I'm a great parent" thing.

[Martinigirl]

Secrets revealed....Teddie needs a stronger deoderant

[KungFuBunny]

Kyle: I know I'm a good friend and I know I'm a good mother

LVP: Yes, that's what I was going to say you're a good mother...THUH SHAYDE!

 

[mbaywife123]

Why the heck did production not show us that wonderful beach dinner scene? This what I would like to see more of.

Actually, a lot that was on this special was so much better than was aired during the whole season of episodes and helped explain what was shown in better context.

[JD5166]

I wish I was Camille’s best friend. I also wish we’d seen more of this fun, except Dorit trying to be a good mom because no way was she there on her own. Must have been tragic for her to spend 10 minutes chasing them around. How do I stay in shape? Chasing my children aound! Oh my! ? Love Teddy even more, except the aw shucks I am a normal girl crap, I don’t have a beach house or a Lamborghini, not my idea of just a down home gal....but at least she’s not an asshole, like Dorit. 

Edited May 16, 2018 by JD5166

[WireWrap]

48 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

The rumors about PK started in England. One of his former business partners was named Lord Sugar. The rumor going around was they enjoyed the other kind of sugar too.

The owner of the house PK lives in now featured on the show is Sam Nazarian - had to relinquish his control on a Las Vegas hotel because of his cocaine usage.

That rumor was about someone PK knew/knows, not about PK himself, so the only "rumor" about PK/Dorit using coke came from Rinna and even she admitted it wasn't true.

[princelina]

I knew nothing about Moschino before watching this show, but Kyle's godson has proven to me that it looks hideous and tacky on everyone!

[Chit Chat]

Erika:  "Potluck isn't in my repertoire."  WTF?  Assorted food presented at a dinner party isn't in your list of skills or capabilities?   That makes no sense to me.  What a snooty comment to make.  If nothing else, mix a damn salad to take to a potluck.   Sheesh. 

[Happy Camper]

4 minutes ago, ChitChat said:

Erika:  "Potluck isn't in my repertoire."  WTF?  Assorted food presented at a dinner party isn't in your list of skills or capabilities?   That makes no sense to me.  What a snooty comment to make.  If nothing else, mix a damn salad to take to a potluck.   Sheesh. 

She just becomes more and more unlikable. It's like she wants us all to dislike her.  She is trying so hard to be  not relatable . I don't get it.

[Kiss my mutt]

3 minutes ago, Happy Camper said:

She just becomes more and more unlikable. It's like she wants us all to dislike her.  She is trying so hard to be  not relatable . I don't get it.

Mission Accomplished. At least for me. 

[Happy Camper]

2 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Mission Accomplished. At least for me. 

I agree with you, but why? What is her motivation for wanting us to not like her? She confuses me.

[howiveaddict]

17 minutes ago, ChitChat said:

Erika:  "Potluck isn't in my repertoire."  WTF?  Assorted food presented at a dinner party isn't in your list of skills or capabilities?   That makes no sense to me.  What a snooty comment to make.  If nothing else, mix a damn salad to take to a potluck.   Sheesh. 

Like she never attended a pot luck, growing up in the south.   

[princelina]

7 minutes ago, Happy Camper said:

I agree with you, but why? What is her motivation for wanting us to not like her? She confuses me.

She doesn't give a fuck, of course!

[Kiss my mutt]

4 minutes ago, Happy Camper said:

I agree with you, but why? What is her motivation for wanting us to not like her? She confuses me.

Maybe she’s afraid that we might not like her organically so she gives us a reason not to and then she can shrug it off because after all she is the Queen of Cunty County. 

[breezy424]

For me, it was actually a good episode.  Well, except for Dorit's scene with Boy George.  As stated upthread, those freakin breasts are soooo distracting.  I wonder what happens when she takes off her bra.  Girl, for all you spend on yourself, you need to get them fixed. 

I liked seeing Camille's beach house and her scene in NY. 

I also liked the other scenes at Teddi's house.  I don't think Camille was wearing much makeup, if at all.  Neither was Teddi. 

Yikes.  Teddi speaks on the phone with her dad...and it got the first cut?  And I loved that he was still mad at her about the tattoo.

Mauricio is doing well.  Building a house in Mexico... 

I just can't get into the whole cloning thing.  LVP is right.  There are so many animals out there that need to be saved and they're both invested in that.  How do you justify it?

Edited May 16, 2018 by breezy424

[RedheadZombie]

On ‎5‎/‎13‎/‎2018 at 9:40 PM, Wings said:

Thanks.  I have always known him to be a nifty person.  So he got in a little trouble.  <shrug>

Lol at assault and imprisonment being called "a little trouble".

2 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Ken gave her Cartier Earrings for her birthday - they had a little blurb that appeared that said $75,000.

I don't think it is unreasonable for LVP to clone Giggy for Ken since he wants to so much

I do.  I think it's utterly selfish and disgusting to want to clone any dog, but especially one that they've talked about suffering horrible skin allergies for years.  Give Ken a toy that he can dress up and can bark when you squeeze it's paw.

[RedheadZombie]

2 hours ago, mbaywife123 said:

Why the heck did production not show us that wonderful beach dinner scene? This what I would like to see more of.

Actually, a lot that was on this special was so much better than was aired during the whole season of episodes and helped explain what was shown in better context.

I always find the secrets revealed episodes are among my favorites.  They're usually funny, sweet, with genuine interaction where the ladies are playing nice.  Minus the Boy George scene, this one qualifies.   And why did they not show us this earlier?  Because they think we love the screaming bitch fests and that Erika's going to the hotel was infinitely more interesting to the viewers, than showing caring relationships and truly supportive friends.  So basically - Andy Cohen.

2 hours ago, JD5166 said:

I wish I was Camille’s best friend. I also wish we’d seen more of this fun, except Dorit trying to be a good mom because no way was she there on her own. Must have been tragic for her to spend 10 minutes chasing them around. How do I stay in shape? Chasing my children aound! Oh my! ? Love Teddy even more, except the aw shucks I am a normal girl crap, I don’t have a beach house or a Lamborghini, not my idea of just a down home gal....but at least she’s not an asshole, like Dorit. 

Oh gosh, not me.  Camille's bestie seems to be her designated attack dog which she aims at people, then sits back and bashfully lowers her lashes as she acts surprised.  You have to agree with her when she talks about how shy she is as you watch her perform her stripper moves on camera.  You'd have to endure comparing herself to Jesus, and can't even be the center of attention when you have cancer.  It's all Camille all the time and I'm physically incapable of being a yes-woman.  I'd choose almost all the other women to be besties with.

[ivygirl]

1 hour ago, ChitChat said:

Erika:  "Potluck isn't in my repertoire."  WTF?  Assorted food presented at a dinner party isn't in your list of skills or capabilities?   That makes no sense to me.  What a snooty comment to make.  If nothing else, mix a damn salad to take to a potluck.   Sheesh. 

Ugh, reminds me of this kid who commented on a Facebook post I read yesterday. Declaring he is a “wine snob” and ONLY drinks Argentinian Syrah and “Mal.” So, I guess his palate is superior to all those poor plebeian sommeliers who learn to appreciate varietals from around the world...

Methinks Erika and Wine Snob Kid are trying too hard...

Edited May 16, 2018 by ivygirl

[hoodooznoodooz]

Boy George to Dorit when she discusses the glass debacle: “You’re being a glorious snob.”

The camera person is not a fan of Dorit’s, with those long, lingering close-ups of the light bouncing off that problem area near her right temple, in the scene with PK and Boy George.

I think she fussed over The Glass, because she’s such an idiot that one of the few things in life she actually learned and remembered is that you drink champagne from a champagne glass, and you drink wine from a wine glass. So she wanted to flaunt the fact that she knew that. 

Edited May 16, 2018 by hoodooznoodooz

[walnutqueen]

Loved LVP's comeback to Rinna's suggestion that she clone Giggy for Ken's birthday: "Maybe I'll just buy your book and do the other".  heh

[film noire]

On 5/12/2018 at 12:26 PM, nexxie said:

Erika is a tomboy?!

More like a Tombuy.

Edited May 16, 2018 by film noire

[Wings]

1 hour ago, RedheadZombie said:

Lol at assault and imprisonment being called "a little trouble".

I do.  I think it's utterly selfish and disgusting to want to clone any dog, but especially one that they've talked about suffering horrible skin allergies for years.  Give Ken a toy that he can dress up and can bark when you squeeze it's paw.

When I posted a ‘little trouble’ I didn’t know the charges.  Not so little.

Cloning Giggy would produce another dog with the skin condition that plagues him.  Why on earth would you want to put another dog through th constant itching?  So selfish and counter to their rescuing effort. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Dorit reminds me of Michael Caine’s character speaking to “Ruprecht” in “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels” when she tells her son, “Jagger . . . you can’t have ice cream for lunch.”

[hoodooznoodooz]

On 5/12/2018 at 12:26 PM, nexxie said:

Erika is a tomboy?! 

She’s a tomboy like I’m a neurosurgeon.

The Jenga scene was fun. 

Erika showing Tom the avatar. More warmth flows between my postal carrier and me. 

I like LVP and Kyle TH-bombing each other. 

Edited May 16, 2018 by hoodooznoodooz