S08.E17: Better Latex Than Never

[KungFuBunny]

As the Berlin trip concludes, one of the ladies can’t seem to be on time to any of the scheduled events; surprisingly, it’s not Dorit. "Pretend amnesia” rears its ugly head again, and Erika is surprised to hear how Teddi truly feels about her. Kyle’s still upset with Dorit but chooses to ignore her own feelings for the sake of the trip. Dorit stresses over final preparations for her fashion show—and fears she won’t be able to pull off her big comeback.

[KungFuBunny]

[nexxie]

19 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

 

As much as I hate violence, I’d almost like to see someone slap that smug look off Erika’s ice queen face (when Teddi says she didn’t want to come on trip).

[BBHN]

This clip does show how spliced/edited these scenes are...Kyle appearing from nowhere in the beginning, Dorit's coat is on, then off, then on again...

[zoeysmom]

On 4/5/2018 at 2:46 PM, nexxie said:

As much as I hate violence, I’d almost like to see someone slap that smug look off Erika’s ice queen face (when Teddi says she didn’t want to come on trip).

 What is Erika suppose to do?  Why would anyone make that kind of pointed deliberate comment to the host?  Stay home Crybaby Teddi.  Geez how many miles does Teddy expect to get out of Erika?  First it was canceling the day's events because Erika asked Teddi to stop petting her - after Teddi repeatedly said she thought it weird regarding Erika's behavior.  Then she accuses Erika of lying-and Erika apologized and arranged for horseback riding as a treat to Teddi and Teddi is still bitching.  Teddi and the horse she rode in on need to get out of town.  IF Teddi isn't trying to extract screen time over whining about Dorit it is going after Erika.  Any other screen time is Teddi sucking up to Kyle and LVP and usually complaining about either Dorit or Erika.

Teddi needs to find a talking horse like Mr. Ed, so she can have a story line.

Edited April 7, 2018 by zoeysmom

[WireWrap]

9 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

 What is Erika suppose to do?  Why would anyone make that kind of pointed deliberate comment to the host?  Stay home Crybaby Teddi.  Geez how many miles does Teddy expect to get out of Erika?  First it was canceling the day's events because Erika asked Teddi to stop petting her - after Teddi repeatedly said she thought it weird regarding Erika's behavior.  Then she accuses Erika of lying-and Erika apologized and arranged for horseback riding as a treat to Teddi and Teddi is still bitching.  Teddi and the horse she rode into need to get out of town.  IF Teddi isn't trying to extract screen time over whining about Dorit it is going after Erika.  Any other screen time is Teddi sucking up to Kyle and LVP and usually complaining about either Dorit or Erika.

Teddi needs to find a talking horse like Mr. Ed, so she can have a story line.

I'm going to hold off in judging Teddi about her comment, she may have been referring to leaving her kids/husband for all we know. Only Dorit says it was because of Erika and I just don't see Teddin revealing that to her. So, until we see/hear the entire exchange, I'm not going to judge Teddi or Erika at this stage.

[film noire]

29 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

 So, until we see/hear the entire exchange, I'm not going to judge Teddi or Erika at this stage.

Yeah -- it could so easily turn out to be something like:

Teddi: I didn't want to come on this trip--

(blah blah edited misdirection, ending with)

TEDDI: But you've been great, Erika, and I'm so happy I came. Thank you!

Kiss, kiss, friends (and blech).

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Kyle’s still upset with Dorit but chooses to ignore her own feelings for the sake of the trip.

God, does that sound dull.  (And I'm REALLY pissed we won't get to see @ivygirl 's "goiter the size of Yul Brynner" at that damn club ; )

Edited April 6, 2018 by film noire

[zoeysmom]

I am basing my statement on the episode description where it mentions: 

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"Pretend amnesia” rears its ugly head again, and Erika is surprised to hear how Teddi truly feels about her. Kyle’s still upset with Dorit but chooses to ignore her own feelings for the sake of the trip. Dorit stresses over final preparations for her fashion show—and fears she won’t be able to pull off her big comeback.

I am also questioning the term comeback-Dorit's show is in Culver City-not Milan, in October.

[nexxie]

On 4/6/2018 at 5:46 PM, zoeysmom said:

 What is Erika suppose to do?  Why would anyone make that kind of pointed deliberate comment to the host?  Stay home Crybaby Teddi.  Geez how many miles does Teddy expect to get out of Erika?  First it was canceling the day's events because Erika asked Teddi to stop petting her - after Teddi repeatedly said she thought it weird regarding Erika's behavior.  Then she accuses Erika of lying-and Erika apologized and arranged for horseback riding as a treat to Teddi and Teddi is still bitching.  Teddi and the horse she rode in on need to get out of town.  IF Teddi isn't trying to extract screen time over whining about Dorit it is going after Erika.  Any other screen time is Teddi sucking up to Kyle and LVP and usually complaining about either Dorit or Erika.

Teddi needs to find a talking horse like Mr. Ed, so she can have a story line.

I’d simply like to see Erika wipe the smug ice queen look off her face - makes her look like a bitch, no matter what’s going on. But she doesn’t seem comfortable without a costume, complete with mask.

[KungFuBunny]

Panda time

[Mindthinkr]

PK likes to be in the shower alone because...(how do I say this politely?) to take care of his personal needs. Ewww. I didn’t need to think of that much less imagine that. Wash my mind out with soap (bleach maybe). 

[KungFuBunny]

Edited April 11, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[dosodog]

PANDAS!

It's a good thing LVP went home early.  I could see a panda by the pond scenerio. 

Hangs head.....tiny voice......I agree with Rinner about a massage a day on vacation.  The last cruise I went on, I planned out (there are deals to make them substantially less ), budgeted and saved customer tips so I could have a spa treatment every single day.  Hot stone and the lime ginger scrub is what heaven must be like.

But unlike Rinner, I can multi task.  So spa and?

PANDAS!

Look at that face next to Teddi.  I just can't stand the cuteness.

Edited April 11, 2018 by dosodog
PANDAS!

[KungFuBunny]

8 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

PK likes to be in the shower alone because...(how do I say this politely?) to take care of his personal needs. Ewww. I didn’t need to think of that much less imagine that. Wash my mind out with soap (bleach maybe). 

[dosodog]

Um Rinner?  You keep acting like you were a victim on the Hong Kong junk boat. 

You were the nastiest of everyone.  And smug too.  

[Straycat80]

The top half of Erika looks like Britney Spears back in the day. And I don't mean that in a good way. 

So far the best part of this episode is the panda. 

[Fiero425]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

The top half of Erika looks like Britney Spears back in the day. And I don't mean that in a good way. 

So far the best part of this episode is the panda. 

Why does Erika think these women just love to "wait for her late arse" at every event? I wouldn't put up with it; even if she's the HOST! All the more reason she should get her butt in gear earlier to be the gracious host! Stupid broad! ;-(

Edited April 11, 2018 by Fiero425

[missyb]

I reluctantly have to admit, Dorit looks beautiful sans makeup, hair up, ready for her massage. 

[ivygirl]

Oh boy the alley!

This place has everything: latex, Play-Tex, unlit candles, Klaus-ette Nomi, and a waiter who looks like two out of three stooges.

Edited April 11, 2018 by ivygirl

[Mindthinkr]

Does Erika look like a human Barbie doll to anyone else? 

[nexxie]

Erika is a straight-up asshole!

Oh good, she just admitted it.

Edited April 11, 2018 by nexxie

[ivygirl]

Just now, nexxie said:

Erika is a straight-up asshole!

Haha she said it herself!

[Straycat80]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

Does Erika look like a human Barbie doll to anyone else? 

That and a big red balloon. She has to be sweating like crazy in that outfit. 

[crgirl412]

The BH ladies are the biggest re-hashers!!  OMG!!  Don't they have anything else to talk about except the same things over and over?? 

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, ivygirl said:

Oh boy the alley!

This place has everything: latex, Play-Tex, unlit candles, Klaus-ette Nomi, and a waiter who looks like two out of three stooges.

Or Steffan

[nexxie]

I would not waste one minute waiting for Erika Pretend Amnesia Fake Girardi Jayne.

[farmgal4]

You may not mean to be an asshole, but you ARE, you fucking Latex Lunatic.

[Steph J]

WTF just happened?  One minute they're all just sitting there and the next, cold as ice, Erika says "Pretend amnesia" as if that allegation had just been made.  Did I miss something?

[KungFuBunny]

Just now, Steph J said:

WTF just happened?  One minute they're all just sitting there and the next, cold as ice, Erika says "Pretend amnesia" as if that allegation had just been made.  Did I miss something?

I don't even remember them getting off the boat.

Sorry Teddy - but I'm still team Erika. You did call her a liar...and even though you apologized you then said to LVP in the car - that Erika lied

[missyb]

Lisa RInna is holding a mighty big grudge over LVP. She probably really was set up to bring up Munchausen and is rightly resentful about it. Oh well, she is moving on nicely. Getting her jabs in during her talking heads.

[Mindthinkr]

Lisa Rinna...Lola is too well fed to worry about chasing a rat. You need a cat. 

Edited April 11, 2018 by Mindthinkr
To clarify which Lisa.

[enchantingmonkey]

Who goes on a spa date when you could totally be making kissy faces through the glass at a panda???

[AuntieDiane6]

I'm worried that Mauricio wanted Kyle to move so she would be farther out of town and he might as well "stay in town" when he is working late ... That house is in the middle of nowhere compared to their current home.

[ivygirl]

Teddi and her husband look like Sandoval and Ariana plus kids and money, minus attitude.

[Wicked]

I'm going to miss Kyle's house.  It was my favorite housewives house.

[Mindthinkr]

10 minutes ago, AuntieDiane6 said:

I'm worried that Mauricio wanted Kyle to move so she would be farther out of town and he might as well "stay in town" when he is working late ... That house is in the middle of nowhere compared to their current home.

Wow. That thought never entered my mind. I was under the impression that their marriage is rock solid. Is there something that I’m not aware of? 

[Straycat80]

That club Erika performed in looked like a dive. And I hope that was water and not some other  (bodily) fluid on the floor. Ew! 

[Wicked]

Shut up Dorit.  Just Shut Up.

[ParadoxLost]

If there is concern about using pyrotechnics when the fire marshal is there, then they  shouldn’t be using them at all.

[AuntieDiane6]

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Wow. That thought never entered my mind. I was under the impression that their marriage is rock solid. Is there something that I’m not aware of? 

No, but he's now very successful with his new agency, his kids are growing up, Kyle is busy with her new series ... a recipe for a Hollywood divorce for sure.

[enchantingmonkey]

The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick is in the house!

[crgirl412]

1 minute ago, AuntieDiane6 said:

No, but he's now very successful with his new agency, his kids are growing up, Kyle is busy with her new series ... a recipe for a Hollywood divorce for sure.

I would be SO freakin' sad if they divorced.  I might really shed a few tears.  They are the real deal and to watch it go down in flames would be heartbreaking. 

[sol y luna]

On ‎4‎/‎5‎/‎2018 at 11:45 PM, BBHN said:

This clip does show how spliced/edited these scenes are...Kyle appearing from nowhere in the beginning, Dorit's coat is on, then off, then on again...

 

EriCa's look is a LOL! How many bump its is she wearing? What a tool.

On ‎4‎/‎9‎/‎2018 at 11:38 AM, nexxie said:

I’d simply like to see Erika wipe the smug ice queen look off her face - makes her look like a bitch, no matter what’s going on. But she doesn’t seem comfortable without a costume, complete with mask.

EriCa is a total c bitch

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

Panda time

LMAO at EriCa. Leg spread = total skank. The panda looks a lot better than she does.

[Chit Chat]

45 minutes ago, Steph J said:

WTF just happened?  One minute they're all just sitting there and the next, cold as ice, Erika says "Pretend amnesia" as if that allegation had just been made.  Did I miss something?

Yeah, that was just wrong, IMO.  Erika said that she and Teddi would discuss that at another time, so she waits to bring it up in front of the group while in Berlin?  Talk about a blindside.  

48 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

That and a big red balloon. She has to be sweating like crazy in that outfit. 

Heh! I thought of the song 99 Luftballons/ 99 Red Balloons

Edited April 11, 2018 by ChitChat

[nexxie]

26 minutes ago, ivygirl said:

Teddi and her husband look like Sandoval and Ariana plus kids and money, minus attitude.

Ha! Sweet family.

[sol y luna]

42 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

I don't even remember them getting off the boat.

Sorry Teddy - but I'm still team Erika. You did call her a liar...and even though you apologized you then said to LVP in the car - that Erika lied

NO, she didn't.

4 minutes ago, ChitChat said:

Yeah, that was just wrong, IMO.  Erika said that she and Teddi would discuss that at another time, so she waits to bring up in front of the group while in Berlin?  Talk about a blindside.  

Heh! I thought of the song 99 Luftballons/ 99 Red Balloons

EriCa is a POS.

Edited April 11, 2018 by sol y luna

[Chit Chat]

5 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Teddi and her husband look like Sandoval and Ariana plus kids and money, minus attitude.

I really appreciated that Teddi and her husband are teaching their kids to say "thank you, sir" to the server and not sit there and act like they're entitled.    Seeing good manners in kids makes me smile, because I've seen a few over the years that apparently didn't get that lesson in life. 

[WireWrap]

1 hour ago, dosodog said:

Um Rinner?  You keep acting like you were a victim on the Hong Kong junk boat. 

You were the nastiest of everyone.  And smug too.  

The main one missing from the nasty boat rides was Eileen, not Lisa. It was Eileen/Rinna attacking Lisa in Dubai, then Rinna/Eileen/Erika attacking Dorit in HK, so the only one missing from the attack squad was Eileen. 

53 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Does Erika look like a human Barbie doll to anyone else? 

No!! LOL, She looks like a vinyl bow up doll!  

[Chit Chat]

The thought of latex on my body makes my skin crawl!  I feel that way about polyester too. 

[jaybird2]

On 4/6/2018 at 6:46 PM, zoeysmom said:

 What is Erika suppose to do?  Why would anyone make that kind of pointed deliberate comment to the host?  Stay home Crybaby Teddi.  Geez how many miles does Teddy expect to get out of Erika?  First it was canceling the day's events because Erika asked Teddi to stop petting her - after Teddi repeatedly said she thought it weird regarding Erika's behavior.  Then she accuses Erika of lying-and Erika apologized and arranged for horseback riding as a treat to Teddi and Teddi is still bitching.  Teddi and the horse she rode in on need to get out of town.  IF Teddi isn't trying to extract screen time over whining about Dorit it is going after Erika.  Any other screen time is Teddi sucking up to Kyle and LVP and usually complaining about either Dorit or Erika.

Teddi needs to find a talking horse like Mr. Ed, so she can have a story line.

i so totally disagree with you which is unusual. but it could be because i so totally detest erika and her smugness.