S07.E12: Something Blue

[druzy]

Amber has big news for Leah.

Farrah gets vaginal rejuvenation and lashes out at her producer.

Catelynn spends quality time with Nova while Tyler gets emotional dropping Butch off at rehab.

Maci and Taylor attend Ryan and Mackenzie's wedding.

[GreatKazu]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

Amber has big news for Leah.

Farrah gets vaginal rejuvenation and lashes out at her producer.

Catelynn spends quality time with Nova while Tyler gets emotional dropping Butch off at rehab.

Maci and Taylor attend Ryan and Mackenzie's wedding.

Leah has no cares for Amber's big news. 

Farrah gets vaginal rejuvenation. Looking at her mouth, it appears the doctor did the work on the wrong lips. 

Catelynn is forced to spend time with Nova because Butch and Tyler are not there while April is visiting Boogie Town. 

Maci and Taylor attend Ryan and Mackenzie's second under-the-influence wedding. Maci notices a set of oars in Ryan's car. 

Edited February 16, 2018 by GreatKazu

[teapot]

31 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Leah has no cares for Amber's big news. 

Farrah gets vaginal rejuvenation. Looking at her mouth, it appears the doctor did the work on the wrong lips. 

Catelynn is forced to spend time with Nova because Butch and Tyler are not there while April is visiting Boogie Town. 

Maci and Taylor attend Ryan and Mackenzie's second under-the-influence wedding. Maci notices a set of oars in Ryan's car. 

for real guys, how the hell would I EVER make it through a work day if  not for you guys & these forums?  sorry to get all schmoopy on you but thanks for the laughs & the insights!  XOXO

[CofCinci]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

 

Amber has big news for Leah.

 

Leah doesn’t care. She’ll most likely never see this sibling.  Amber will be too tired to exercise her visitation and Andrew is too stoned, disinterested or busy with the baby to drive.  Eventually, they’ll move to California once Andrew convinces Amber that a fun summer in Malibu for Leah is better than rando visitations in Indiana. 

[GreatKazu]

32 minutes ago, teapot said:

for real guys, how the hell would I EVER make it through a work day if  not for you guys & these forums?  sorry to get all schmoopy on you but thanks for the laughs & the insights!  XOXO

I feel the same way. XOXO

[Marisagf]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

Leah has no cares for Amber's big news. 

Farrah gets vaginal rejuvenation. Looking at her mouth, it appears the doctor did the work on the wrong lips. 

Catelynn is forced to spend time with Nova because Butch and Tyler are not there while April is visiting Boogie Town. 

Maci and Taylor attend Ryan and Mackenzie's second under-the-influence wedding. Maci notices a set of oars in Ryan's car. 

"Maci notices a set of oars in Ryan's car."  BAH-HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  @GreatKazu, YOU KILL ME!

[CofCinci]

3 hours ago, druzy said:

Farrah gets vaginal rejuvenation and lashes out at her producer

 

I hate that I’ve turned into a Farrah Apologist but I’d probably be a bitch after a vaginal rejuv too. 

[mamadrama]

4 hours ago, CofCinci said:

I hate that I’ve turned into a Farrah Apologist but I’d probably be a bitch after a vaginal rejuv too. 

I know, right? I can't believe how often I find myself standing up for Farrah-and I really don't even like her that much. (Though she is probably the only one I'd spend the day with because at least girlfriend would be entertaining.)

6 hours ago, teapot said:

for real guys, how the hell would I EVER make it through a work day if  not for you guys & these forums?  sorry to get all schmoopy on you but thanks for the laughs & the insights!  XOXO

You's my homies. I <3 you guys. 

[CaliforniaLove]

7 hours ago, druzy said:

Amber has big news for Leah.

Crossover! They must be talking about Messer-Simms-Calvert-Messer right?

[FairyDusted]

LOL @CaliforniaLove! That makes more sense!

[druzy]

Free ride scholarship. Who called it?

[druzy]

Scene:

Maci and Taylor chug beers in the car on the way to Ryan's do over wedding.

Voice over:

Maci: We are on our way to Ryan's wedding and hopefully everything goes smoothly. 

[druzy]

Ryan is chewing gum at the altar!

Why is Taylor's friend/barber at the church?

Edited February 20, 2018 by druzy

[druzy]

Ryan is f***ed up!

[CofCinci]

3 minutes ago, druzy said:

Ryan is f***ed up!

Seriously and I don’t think it is just alcohol. 

[woodscommaelle]

Ryan and Mackenzie are like an old, married couple who no longer like each other. 

And also, what a strange fucking world she managed to work her way into. Why? 

[Liamsmom617]

Quote

 

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I actually feel slightly sorry for Mackenzie. Ryan can’t even fake a little bit of charm on their fucking wedding day (OK, their SECOND wedding day..).

Edited February 20, 2018 by Liamsmom617

[GreatKazu]

That's okay. Mackenzie is faking her way through the wedding herself on her way to MTV money. 

[Ajb1112]

That was the most sad and awkward wedding I've ever seen.

[CofCinci]

Just now, Ajb1112 said:

That was the most sad and awkward wedding I've ever seen.

Topping their first sad and awkward wedding. 

Ryan doesn’t have any measurable interest in Mackenzie. 

[HauntedByTheGhost]

10 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

Seriously and I don’t think it is just alcohol. 

His eyes are so big, they look they are going to pop out of his head. He totally looks like he is high on something.

[VioletNevermind]

Rhine, about to cut his wedding cake: “I gawt a dip in.”  Never change, you drugged-up hillbilly.  Ugh.

Edited February 20, 2018 by SuzyLee

[Ajb1112]

This is so hard to watch. 

[FairyDusted]

Congrats Mack. You managed to look a fool twice. 

[Caseysgirl]

How does one apply for the "free ride scholarship" for a six month stay at a luxury rehab?  Does one have to have several felonies under your belt?  This totally irritates me because Butch doesn't appear to be as committed to recovery as he is to a vacation from his responsibilities.   Tyler may just decide that being the sober one in the family is a lot less rewarding!  Mackenzie is milking her 15 minutes but the sight of drunk Ryan chawing on a wad of gum, and with the barest of wedding vows standing at the altar must have given even her a moment of doubt. That reception was the most uncomfortable event I ever watched. Farrah is literally going to be a silicon dummy by the time she is through.  Is there any part of her she hasn't redone?  If she gets too close to  anything flammable she's a goner!  She's not even 25' what will she have done by the time she's her mother's age?    Amber, I don't even care about you, your fetus or your boyfriend.

[FlowerofCarnage]

What was in that red cup, Taylor? 

Why are majority of the wedding on this show completely shit shows?

Why are Mac and Ryan discussing money at the reception? And speaking of money, any monetary gifts they receive, Mac better lock it tight else it's going straight into Ryan's arm or depending on how he likes to use, up his nose.

Nova getting a bath...glad to know someone bathes at Casa Baltierra.

[cereality]

Just caught the last 30 min.

Man -- Rhine and Mac aren't particularly interested in being married, nor does anyone else care. When they go to cut the cake, he asks if she got a real cake and how much it cost?! WTF?! And normally doting mom Jen isn't even watching her baby cut the cake. While the cake cutting is going on, she's across the room loving up on Maci, asking her if they were alright and then Maci drunkenly saying Jen will always be her mom and the two of them hugging it out. Interesting for the mother of the groom to have more interest in the groom's ex-gf that day than the bride. And then when Larry goes to make the toast, Rhine's drinking -- not shocking, and a fantastic idea post heroin rehab; during the whole 3 min toast, he downs more than 1 drink! And then it looks to me like Ryan and Mac are sitting pretty far apart. As the camera pans closer, it looks like they are sitting at different tables -- with chairs kind of turned to face the front where Larry was. That's an awesome start to the marriage, when bride and groom want to be 5 ft apart on their wedding day. But Bentley was front and center with Larry, so that must've made Jen and Larry happy since they always worry about how ignored that child is.

[guilfoyleatpp]

Ryan doing his chew at the alter has to be one of the klassiest things I've seen. And I am related to an entire family where the brides wore cowboy boots and tube socks and the grooms wore ball caps and jeans during the ceremony. 

who the fuck is Mac's friend telling her how awkward their dance was? That's a good friend there.  Jesus. Does this chick have anyone positive in her life?

Edited February 20, 2018 by guilfoyleatpp

[Lynnlynnlynn586]

LOL

[mamadrama]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

Ryan is chewing gum at the altar!

Why is Taylor's friend/barber at the church?

Wouldn't this be something if,in reality, they all hang out and are friends and EVERYTHING (except for the addiction) is made up for TV?

[FairyDusted]

WHY is Ryan running numbers AT the wedding?! LOL 

[Linny]

That wedding was a fucking joke, Ryan couldn't have been more disinterested if he tried. He cared about dip and booze, nothing more. Mackenzie and her friends were so eager to hear Ryan's vows but Prince Charming didn't give enough of a shit to prepare any words in advance. Mackenzie, however, must have hit up several Pinterest boards to cobble together her cliché vows. And the argument over money at the reception was absolutely tacky. I wonder if there will come a point where Mackenzie realizes all the money she spent on her wedding won't do a damn thing to make her marriage strong or happy.

So Farrah rejuvenated her vagina and was an asshole to the people who help fund her lifestyle, sounds like business as usual to me. The cold, denigrating way she treats MTV employees is so disgusting. They've put up with her shit for way too long, it's time for her day of reckoning.

The ultrasound gel spread across Amber's creepy Leah tattoo is the stuff nightmares are made of. I thought it was kind of inappropriate for Amber to do her gender reveal in the middle of Leah's birthday party (it's her day, keep the focus on her), but Leah took it in stride. It's very telling that she hardly talks to Gary about Amber's baby, likely because she's detached emotionally from all things Amber. The men come and go, Amber herself comes and goes, and Leah probably assumes the same of her little brother. 

My heart continues to break for Tyler, most especially when the counselor spoke to him about the trauma he's suffered at the hands of Butch's addiction. He really has exhibited a remarkable amount of strength to continue to support Butch, to not give up on him even when things seem impossibly hard. It would be incredible if Butch could defy all odds and stay clean, because I think underneath the layers of addiction and hardships there's a good soul who truly loves his son and wants a healthy relationship with him.

[mamadrama]

35 minutes ago, SuzyLee said:

Rhine, about to cut his wedding cake: “I gawt a dip in.”  Never change, you drugged-up hillbilly.  Ugh.

 

Shit, he gives us REAL hillbillies a bad name. We ALWAYS spit out our chew before we eat cake. 

Edited February 20, 2018 by mamadrama

[druzy]

6 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Shit, he gives us REAL hillbillies a bad name. We ALWAYS spit out our chew before we eat cake. 

And I thought it was bubble gum.

[ghoulina]

I FF through most of Farrah's scenes.  I don't need to see vagina procedures and Deb drives me batty. I she see finally wore Sophia down.  Poor kid....all this back and forth. 

Farrah can be a real bitch. No surprises there. But I wouldn't be surprised if production set that shit up for the drama. 

 

So Amber had her ultrasound right around the time of Leah's birthday. Leah's birthday is November 12. So if Amber is 17w4d, that puts conception at mid-July. I wish I could keep her breakup and start up dates straight. 

 

Not gonna lie, I cried a bit during Butch's scenes. Addiction is a hell of a monster. Tyler has many flaws, but no child deserves to carry the burdens he's had to carry. I hope Butch can finally get well, but I'm skeptical. 

 

That wedding. WTF. It was sooo awkward. First of all, everyone was drunk. Ryan was drunk. Larry was drunk. Maci was drunk. I guess you'd have to be, to get through that shit show. 

The vows were so lame. Ryan barely said a word, while Mack read this long as promise with ZERO affection. The first dance looked like strangers matched up at a beginner's dance class. They were fighting about money throughout the reception. And this is a happy couple? 

I did love the moment between Jen and Maci. I think there's a genuine bond there. 

[guilfoyleatpp]

2 minutes ago, druzy said:

And I thought it was bubble gum.

I thought it was gum too, and then Mr. Guilfoyle is like "nah, it's chew."

Or chaw, as my grandfather used to call it.

Also, why on earth would Amber think that Leah's birthday party is an appropriate venue to announce the sex of the baby? She's a narcissist. That's why, of course.  But BE BETTER Amber!

[Quita]

16 minutes ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

who the fuck is Mac's friend telling her how awkward their dance was? That's a good friend there.  Jesus. Does this chick have anyone positive in her life?

I thought she was being a good friend. That dance was hella-awkward, as was the entire wedding and reception. If a good friend can't tell you the truth, who can? (And clearly, no one else is!)

 

10 minutes ago, Linny said:

The ultrasound gel spread across Amber's creepy Leah tattoo is the stuff nightmares are made of. I thought it was kind of inappropriate for Amber to do her gender reveal in the middle of Leah's birthday party (it's her day, keep the focus on her), but Leah took it in stride.

The horror of that tattoo! And way to make Leah's party about you, Amber! Maybe tell her after the party, but she wouldn't be that considerate. Hopefully, she got Leah an actual gift or was that reveal supposed to be it? I'm also getting tired of her going on about how she feels sick and she's going to puke any minute, which, of course, has not actually happened. Get over yourself.

[FrankieTankie]

On 2/16/2018 at 11:27 AM, CofCinci said:

I hate that I’ve turned into a Farrah Apologist but I’d probably be a bitch after a vaginal rejuv too. 

She’s in her early 20’s and she’s already having her twat tightened .... the only person she has to be mad at is herself for being a whore 

[druzy]

13 minutes ago, Quita said:

I thought she was being a good friend. That dance was hella-awkward, as was the entire wedding and reception. If a good friend can't tell you the truth, who can? (And clearly, no one else is!)

If only Fergie had a friend like that.

[DangerousMinds]

How is she a whore? She's had fewer boyfriends than most of the others.

[FairyDusted]

Farrah is a whole lotta things but I don't think  whore is one of them no matter what her makeup gun is set .

[Emkat]

Maci appeared to be stifling laughter during Mack's dumb vows. What a shitshow.

[mamadrama]

33 minutes ago, druzy said:

And I thought it was bubble gum.

Eh, it probably was. I just prefer to think the worst of some of these folks. It's just more fun. 

[mamadrama]

27 minutes ago, FrankieTankie said:

She’s in her early 20’s and she’s already having her twat tightened .... the only person she has to be mad at is herself for being a whore 

I don't know about that. I've never done porn, but I've had a LOT of sex in my time. Stuff happens and there are muscles down there just like there are everywhere else. If girlfriend wants to get things tightened, more power to her. 

 

Farrah fucks ON camera, the others let themselves get fucked on camera...it all kind of evens out. 

Edited February 20, 2018 by mamadrama

[jumper sage]

On 2/16/2018 at 12:11 PM, GreatKazu said:

Maci and Taylor attend Ryan and Mackenzie's second under-the-influence wedding.

He was out of it.  Does no one at MTV think we can't see that?

1 hour ago, druzy said:

Ryan is chewing gum at the altar!

So weird until I saw this.  What about the oars?  The classiest honeymoon?

48 minutes ago, Linny said:

So Farrah rejuvenated her vagina and was an asshole to the people who help fund her lifestyle, sounds like business as usual to me. The cold, denigrating way she treats MTV employees is so disgusting. They've put up with her shit for way too long, it's time for her day of reckoning.

I can't be the only one who thought she had the wrong body part rejuvenated.  I think her treatment of the crew is the only reason she maybe fired.  Just telling that crew member that if she doesn't like working with Farrah then she shouldn't.  That is the perfect reason to let her go, no crew will work with her.

Edited February 20, 2018 by jumper sage

[druzy]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

I don't know about that. I've never done porn, but I've had a LOT of sex in my time. Stuff happens and there are muscles down there just like there are everywhere else. If girlfriend wants to get things tightened, more power to her. 

I've been waiting for a good Groupon.

[Mischievious]

The first scene where Cate was driving Nova ... holy crap! She looked like hell. I felt so awkward watching the wedding. 

[SPLAIN]

10 minutes ago, jumper sage said:

He was out of it.  Does no one at MTV think we can't see that?

So weird until I saw this.  What about the oars?  The classiest honeymoon?

I can't be the only one who thought she had the wrong body part rejuvenated.  I think her treatment of the crew is the only reason she maybe fired.  Just telling that crew member that if she doesn't like working with Farrah then she shouldn't.  That is the perfect reason to let her go, no crew will work with her.

 

I suppose making threats to the crew on more than one occasion (David Eason) is perfectly fine with MTV. Matt Baier threatening a female crew member by telling her to go suck a dick in order to get something done on his behalf must be acceptable as well. Double standards.

Edited February 20, 2018 by SPLAIN

[Emkat]

Why are they burning holes in Maci's ovaries?

[druzy]

1 minute ago, Emkat said:

Why are they burning holes in Maci's ovaries?

I was too embarrassed to ask. I thought maybe it's a common procedure. Upon further thought, maybe it's just a Maci storyline.