S08.E08: Petty Mess

[KungFuBunny]

Lisa Rinna returns to her roots on "Days Of Our Lives"; Lisa Vanderpump receives news about the lawsuit, but Kyle and Dorit do not react to it the way she hopes; Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump address their latest issues in front of everyone.

[gundysgirl]

Eileen is back next week! 

[KungFuBunny]

[kokapetl]

3 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

No wonder the dogs were sent to reform school. 

[yourmomiseasy]

11 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

 

I'm going to laugh at every single potluck joke the ladies make, but I'm probably also going to feel sorry for Teddi.

[chenoa333]

17 minutes ago, yourmomiseasy said:

I'm going to laugh at every single potluck joke the ladies make, but I'm probably also going to feel sorry for Teddi.

Please don't feel sorry for Teddi.... her father is JOHN MELLENCAMP (in case you haven't heard!) Lol

[zoeysmom]

Andy showed a clip of the bust up between Kyle and LVP:  http://www.bravotv.com/watch-what-happens-live-with-andy-cohen/season-15/dakota-fanning-carson-kressley?autoPlay=1  It is in the second set.  

[KungFuBunny]

Is this for one of their trips abroad - Berlin?

[BBHN]

That could be the leftover wall behind them.

[biakbiak]

Yes its from the Berlin trip it and a few other pics were floating around when they were filming.

[Christi]

as usual (think Horse Show) Dorit looks completey ridiculous and inappropriately dressed for the event...unless its the re opening of Studio 54

Edited February 4, 2018 by Christi

[kokapetl]

Looks like it was very cold and bright in Berlin.  

[KungFuBunny]

Different shot

[Adira]

Is that supposed to be Dorit?  Because it looks nothing like her...

[KungFuBunny]

16 minutes ago, Adira said:

Is that supposed to be Dorit?  Because it looks nothing like her...

It's her, she had on the same wig in the airport scene, when they were flying to Vegas

[rho]

33 minutes ago, Adira said:

Is that supposed to be Dorit?  Because it looks nothing like her...

Glad I'm not the only one! Process of elimination would insinuate that's Dorit but on first glance I pegged her for Calista Flockhart.

[BBHN]

Talk about a mop head...

[KungFuBunny]

10 minutes ago, rho said:

Glad I'm not the only one! Process of elimination would insinuate that's Dorit but on first glance I pegged her for Calista Flockhart.

I call that floppy mop her Meg Ryan wig

Just now, BBHN said:

Talk about a mop head...

Hah! I just called it that

[KungFuBunny]

I'm crashing Teddi's Potluck Party.

Not bringing a dish, but I will be going as my alter ego KungFuKitty and bringing a plus one if anyone cares to join me.

My only request for the plus one:

You must agree to wear matching wigs as we face off with Dorit

 

[sarivon]

On 2/3/2018 at 8:56 AM, KungFuBunny said:

Is this for one of their trips abroad - Berlin?

 

Kyle's shiny coat and Dorit's shiny pants are equally tacky and hideous.

[zoeysmom]

Are Erika and Dorit wearing the same boots?

[AntAnn]

2 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

 

Are Erika and Dorit wearing the same boots?

 

It looks like it to me.

[Mojitogirl]

Erika and Lisa Rinna look good. I thought Dorit was Goldie Hawn. 

[grisgris]

I thought maybe Dorit was channeling Meg Ryan to try to mess with Teddi on some weird level.  (Wonder if Teddi and Meg got along?)

[mbaywife123]

I can't wait for Erikas TH where she is channeling Bette Davis saying she "left her jello salad at home".

[KungFuBunny]

Did Gelatinous Ham just say if you go out with a super fat person, you'll feel slim?

Edited February 7, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Did Gelatinous Ham just say if you go out with a super fat person, you'll feel slim?

Yes he did. He’s the devil. 

[KungFuBunny]

They decapitated doll Phoenix

[mbaywife123]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Yes he did. He’s the devil. 

Deviled ham from a can!

[Snappy]

4 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Did Gelatinous Ham just say if you go out with a super fat person, you'll feel slim?

 

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Yes he did. He’s the devil. 

He actually isn't wrong, but it also works the opposite when you're with someone slimmer than you and you feel heavier. I did chuckle when he broke the ugly figurine.

Dorit is an idiot, and the walking definition of narcissist, among a whole bunch of narcissists. At least she's successful at something.

[mbaywife123]

3 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

They decapitated doll Phoenix

PK: I just broke the head off our baby.

Dorit: Does this mean we need a new chotskey or a new baby?

That's the conversation that probably happened when the cameras stopped filming.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

This is the most ridiculous, fake ~drama. Is this all they have this season?

I don't even understand. Kyle gets so angry that she cries over an dumbass comment Dorit makes. Lisa then gets so upset she furiously STORMS out of the restaurant then Kyle and Dorit run jog to her car as she drives off into the night.

WHAT.

Edited February 7, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[noveltylibrary]

2 minutes ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

This is the most ridiculous, fake ~drama. Is this all they have this season?

It is really lame.  Kyle crying, I think not having her sisters is making her screwy.

[Keywestclubkid]

Ok Lisa R we get it your doing an episode of the middle stop freaking mentioning it every other sentence 

[whydoievencare]

Dorit is a real backstabber - she craps on whichever person isn't there at the time and seems delighted to portray herself as the person in the know.  All designed to put everyone at a disadvantage.  Such a bitch.

[KungFuBunny]

24 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Yes he did. He’s the devil. 

Yeah but who is Gelatinous Ham going to stand next to "to look slim"?

[nexxie]

I hope that wasn’t all fake - imo both Lisa and Dorit are manipulative and self-absorbed, so I enjoyed watching Kyle call them on their shit.

Edited February 7, 2018 by nexxie

[Straycat80]

Rinna’s daughter is 19 and wants a non-surgical face lift? And I would worry if she wants lip implants too. 

[KungFuBunny]

Just now, nexxie said:

I hope that wasn’t all fake - imo both Lisa and Dorit are manipulative and self-absorbed, so I enjoyed watching Kyle call them on their shit,

So is Kyle - she is going down that LVP is just Jelly crap

[Snappy]

Why do TPTB think we are even remotely interested in anything Rinna? They are the most boring part of this show. I do wish that Lisa V. had told Dorit that she now knows how Teddi felt.

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Rinna’s daughter is 19 and wants a non-surgical face lift? And I would worry if she wants lip implants too. 

And why is Rinna surprised that her daughter wants even pseudo plastic surgery? Her daughter lives with the queen of plastic surgery.

[rho]

Dying at Kyle's little dog humping the other bigger dog. I'd be much happier with 42 minutes of all the BH pets than the nonsense Dorit is serving up.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

I'm sorry all of this seems like acting to me. Absolutely nothing feels even the tiniest bit natural.

[Bronzedog]

I really wish my worst experience EVER was being stuck in traffic.  Dorit is a horrible human being.

[nexxie]

The flashbacks of Rinna show what a mistake it was to get those massive lips!

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

I really wish my worst experience EVER was being stuck in traffic.  Dorit is a horrible human being.

I thought she originally said the driver was lost.

Yes, Dorit is a terrible entity

[Straycat80]

I thought LVP didn’t want anyone talking about the lawsuit? And now her nose is out of joint that no one wants to talk about it. 

[rho]

Lisa Rinna is reminding me this season why I used to love her so much. She's like a regular person who accidentally became famous and still hasn't adjusted. Her admission that she'd love to see LVP angry was channeling every thought I've ever had about this show.

Same with Kyle saying she'll look up the beach house online. I am guilty of that every time I step into someone else's home.

[Snappy]

4 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I thought LVP didn’t want anyone talking about the lawsuit? And now her nose is out of joint that no one wants to talk about it. 

I think she was just excited to have to lawsuite dismissed.

Why are Kyle and Dorit beating a dead horse? 

What is Dorit wearing?

[whydoievencare]

At the beach house, Kyle was very dismissive about LVP's feelings.  Lisa V was starting to explain what the problem at the restaurant was and Kyle interrupts her and tells Lisa V that her perception  of what happened is wrong.  Only Kyle's feelings are valid apparently. 

[nexxie]

LVP expects to write the play, as well as produce and direct - she doesn’t like people going off script.