Darcey & Jesse: Cougar Town

[mamadrama]

Gee, you would think that as a doctor Lisa would know that people wouldn't suspect her wrinkled ass of being pregnant. 

[mamadrama]

Why the fuck was Jesse in a hotel room in Amsterdam instead of his apartment? Was it seriously for the sauna? (Also, I've never seen a sauna in an individual hotel room.) That was so weird. Even his mom was like WTF. I did enjoy how she rushed him off in the middle of his meandering "look at how polite and loving I am" speech for the camera. 

[mamadrama]

Much like "fetch" they need to realize that Jesse isn't going to happen. 

[Christina]

On 5/27/2020 at 11:39 AM, mamadrama said:

Why the fuck was Jesse in a hotel room in Amsterdam instead of his apartment? Was it seriously for the sauna?

Quite a while ago, I read that Jesse was renting his small apartment/condo/whatever it is he owned out as an Air B&B and staying with his mom and stepdad while working at an airport with his stepdad. It may not be true, but if it is, he obviously couldn't film from his mom's home, like Tom does, and reveal the fact he isn't a wealthy globe trotter. There was something that made it look like he worked at the airport, but I don't remember what it was,  maybe a photo, and a coworker claimed he refused to speak Dutch and would only speak English.

I'm way behind on this drama but Jesse posted the following on his Instagram page, was called out for the photos being produced by someone else originally and Jesse's name doesn't appear anywhere regarding it, and he then removed it from his IG. There are four slides.

 

[Elizzikra]

On 5/27/2020 at 11:39 AM, mamadrama said:

Why the fuck was Jesse in a hotel room in Amsterdam instead of his apartment? Was it seriously for the sauna? (Also, I've never seen a sauna in an individual hotel room.) That was so weird. Even his mom was like WTF. I did enjoy how she rushed him off in the middle of his meandering "look at how polite and loving I am" speech for the camera. 

He said he moved into the hotel for a few days to “clear his head” and be able to use the sauna.

[1011101010001]

Jesse had rented an apartment in New York for a few months (he was dating a woman in New York on What Now) and probably sublet out his Amsterdam place for a while.  Maybe with financial pressures he continued to sublet it upon his return and is staying with family or friends.

[AZChristian]

2 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

Maybe with financial pressures he continued to sublet it upon his return and is staying with family or friends.

Yeah - can't imagine that giving motivational speeches to people with Alzheimer's in wheelchairs is a big money maker.

[Gobi]

26 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

Yeah - can't imagine that giving motivational speeches to people with Alzheimer's in wheelchairs is a big money maker.

Whenever I see that, I picture Pinocchio in those Geico commercials and expect Jesse’s nose to start growing.

[mamadrama]

6 hours ago, Elizzikra said:

He said he moved into the hotel for a few days to “clear his head” and be able to use the sauna.

Yeah, I know what he said. I just want to know why he really did it. 

[Takitaki]

9 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

Jesse had rented an apartment in New York for a few months (he was dating a woman in New York on What Now) and probably sublet out his Amsterdam place for a while.  Maybe with financial pressures he continued to sublet it upon his return and is staying with family or friends.

I think he probably doesn't own anything. He was renting and gave up his place when he went to NY, hence the hotel when coming back temporarily. Even if he was renting somewhere I wouldn't put it past him to get a hotel room for a day or two for filming, for appearances.

[mamadrama]

On 6/3/2020 at 1:11 PM, MrBuhBye said:

Jesse had rented an apartment in New York for a few months (he was dating a woman in New York on What Now) and probably sublet out his Amsterdam place for a while.  Maybe with financial pressures he continued to sublet it upon his return and is staying with family or friends.

I don't think he was actually "dating" the woman in the WN episode. She was clearly a production setup, and the few times we saw her onscreen were probably the only times Jesse saw her, too. 

[1011101010001]

3 hours ago, mamadrama said:

I don't think he was actually "dating" the woman in the WN episode. She was clearly a production setup, and the few times we saw her onscreen were probably the only times Jesse saw her, too. 

Well if we are going to apply that level of scrutiny nothing on the show is true.

[Christina]

Jesse posted this photo, took a bunch of negative comments about it, and deleted it

 

[Christina]

Three minutes of pure cringe:

The comments on this video were great, too. All of them were that they are tired of Jesse and to quit trying to make him happen. It was on TLC's IG account so maybe they will take heed for once. Probably not, though, since any attention is positive as far as they are concerned. If you click on it you will go the the IG page and can read the comments if you wish.

 

[Christina]

Jesse doing anything for attention:

I bet he deletes it and posts something about people taking it wrong.

[Christina]

Jesse is my vote for the first person in the franchise to do straight up porn. I'm already certain he's a sex worker and wouldn't be surprised if he will be gay for pay. Here is more attention seeking from him:

[mamadrama]

6 hours ago, Christina said:

Jesse is my vote for the first person in the franchise to do straight up porn. I'm already certain he's a sex worker and wouldn't be surprised if he will be gay for pay. Here is more attention seeking from him:

Jesse and Tom will hitch their wagons to just about anything.

[sainte-chapelle]

Jesse was so angry that Darcey got her own show. I love it.

[1011101010001]

Jesse can fill in for whichever one from Siegfried and Roy died.  Accent is close enough.

[AZChristian]

2 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

Jesse can fill in for whichever one from Siegfried and Roy died.  Accent is close enough.

And maybe a tiger would eat him.  That would be okay, too.

[Mothra]

Jesse is so fetch.

[ALittleShelfish]

36 minutes ago, Mothra said:

Jesse is so fetch.

He sure keeps trying to make himself happen.

[mamadrama]

Look, y'all! Our Jesse is out there saving the world! 😂

[sainte-chapelle]

35 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Look, y'all! Our Jesse is out there saving the world! 😂

I 100% believe that police officers are DMing  a Z list reality 'star' for help 🙄

[mamadrama]

1 hour ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I 100% believe that police officers are DMing  a Z list reality 'star' for help 🙄

It reminds me of the Dave Chapelle "Where's Ja Rule" bit.  

"Somebody please find this motherfucker so that I can make sense of all this!"

 

 

Edited September 26, 2020 by mamadrama

[gingerella]

19 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I 100% believe that police officers are DMing  a Z list reality 'star' for help 🙄

This fuckwit needs to step the fuck OFF! He's not American, this isn't his fight and he needs to shut the fuck up. He's such a goddamn shit stirrer who thinks he's a damn saint. FFS, enough with this asshole. Pack him up and ship him back to Amster, Amster, Dam, Dam, Dam.

[DutchbutnoJesse]

On 9/27/2020 at 1:42 AM, gingerella said:

This fuckwit needs to step the fuck OFF! He's not American, this isn't his fight and he needs to shut the fuck up. He's such a goddamn shit stirrer who thinks he's a damn saint. FFS, enough with this asshole. Pack him up and ship him back to Amster, Amster, Dam, Dam, Dam.

Sorry, we closed the border for him. 🙂

[Christina]

Well, if Trashley is an A-Lister, I guess...

https://www.instagram.com/p/CF0wa4XjN7E/

 

[AZChristian]

9 hours ago, Christina said:

Well, if Trashley is an A-Lister, I guess...

https://www.instagram.com/p/CF0wa4XjN7E/

 

I don't want to brag, but I can only name 3 1/2 people in this collage.  (I don't know one Kartrashian from another, so I'll only claim 1/2 a point on that one.)

The irony of being voted for as the biggest joke on television.  If you win, you're a real loser.

[Mrs. Hanson]

46 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

I don't want to brag, but I can only name 3 1/2 people in this collage.  (I don't know one Kartrashian from another, so I'll only claim 1/2 a point on that one.)

The irony of being voted for as the biggest joke on television.  If you win, you're a real loser.

I recognize the two K sisters, the Silva sisters and Lisa Rinna.  That is it.  So you are in good company!

[Persnickety1]

I recognize all of the women but neither of the men.  

If reality TV is so "real," how does someone win what is essentially an acting accolade for being him/herself?  

I'm just relieved to see neither Colt nor any of his posse made the cut.  

[Elizzikra]

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Well, if Trashley is an A-Lister, I guess...

Only if you go all the way through the alphabet and start again at the beginning.

[1011101010001]

The guy with the beard is on the Queer Eye reboot.  He does hair.

Just now, MrBuhBye said:

The guy with the beard is on the Queer Eye reboot.  He does hair.

Edit maybe I shouldn’t have said guy and he.  I think they are non-binary.

[sainte-chapelle]

I bet that Jesse and Tom are fuming as they fade into obscurity....I love it.

[ALittleShelfish]

21 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I bet that Jesse and Tom are fuming as they fade into obscurity....I love it.

Jesse is too busy on the twitter replying to numerous firefighters and policemen who are asking for his help.  I forget what help they're asking him for, but he's just so busy being a martyr that he can't worry about Darcy lol. 

I forget which 90DF instagram account (I refuse to call them "bloggers" as not one of them actually blogs, so...) posted his tweet re: first responders reaching out to HIM OF ALL PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD to help them.  He's such a famewhore.  Blecchhh.

[Elizzikra]

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I bet that Jesse and Tom are fuming as they fade into obscurity....I love it.

I hope so. Tom especially. He's a pompous gasbag.

[Christina]

Since Instagram is messing up it's site so things cannot embed, you'll have to click this link to see the meme of Jesse renting an island for his closest friends to pretend things were normal for a moment.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CG59PnlD10A/

I think it's in response to Jesse constantly posting photos of himself at fancy locations on his IG

https://www.instagram.com/jessemeester/

I have believed he was a sex worker since day one and nothing has ever changed my opinion. Scrolling through his IG just confirms it for me. I know that he has tagged along on modeling shoots with his "girlfriend," who didn't hide the fact she was a high-priced escort, and took a bunch of photos of himself, which he releases slowly through the year, but nothing makes me think he's independently wealthy like he tries to portray. Hiring the photographer and videographer to tag along with him only confirms he is a fraud. Dating Darcey didn't help.

[1011101010001]

30 minutes ago, Christina said:

but nothing makes me think he's independently wealthy like he tries to portray

Sounds like Tom, she has a type.

[Christina]

Sean Connery passed away at age 90, Turkey was struck by an earthquake and tsunami, and Darcey and Georgi called it quits. It always comes in threes, ya know?

Edited November 1, 2020 by Christina
Corrected Georgi's name

[Frozendiva]

I was looking forward to her dress!

https://soapdirt.com/90-day-fiance-darcey-silva-and-georgi-rusev-split/

[1011101010001]

They just waited until the season was over. On to the next ill-suited foreign boyfriend.

[magemaud]

Georgi's clothing inspiration? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Maybe they orchestrated the breakup to create drama for the next season.

[Christina]

Confirmation of new season?

This morning - 

This evening - 

 

[sainte-chapelle]

So they broke up for a few hours? 

[Frozendiva]

He's her latest twin flame? Those types of connections are very rare and happen to exalted souls. Not likely to be Darcey. But I guess you can spin the term any time you like. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Darcey does look nice in the photo with her daughter....I will show myself out lol

[Scarlett45]

9 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Darcey does look nice in the photo with her daughter....I will show myself out lol

She does. Her makeup looks simple, the dress is formfitting but not unseemly too small, her hair color could be better but its hard to get to to the salon these days. She looks better than she has in a long time. 

[Persnickety1]

10 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Darcey does look nice in the photo with her daughter....I will show myself out lol

I agree, she does look good in that picture.

I also thought she looked pretty damned good during their Twins series.  

She looks much less puffy overall than Stacey and really toned back the bronzer/contouring.  It also looked like her lips aren't nearly as inflated as they normally are.  

At this point, Darcey looks like perhaps she's shed a bit of (likely) alcohol bloat and is several pounds lighter than Stacey. 

Now if only she'd ditch those godawful extensions.  

 

[Scarlett45]

2 hours ago, Persnickety1 said:

I agree, she does look good in that picture.

I also thought she looked pretty damned good during their Twins series.  

She looks much less puffy overall than Stacey and really toned back the bronzer/contouring.  It also looked like her lips aren't nearly as inflated as they normally are.  

At this point, Darcey looks like perhaps she's shed a bit of (likely) alcohol bloat and is several pounds lighter than Stacey. 

Now if only she'd ditch those godawful extensions.  

 

Yes- if she got a more natural hair color/style (nothing wrong with long and blond, but shorter than she has now and a darker blonde) she would look amazing. Given how hard it is to get to the salon these days maybe ditch the extensions since she cant keep them up and do a dark blonde bob. 

 

She and Stacey were never bad looking women.