S09.E18: Make Out, Make Up

[OnceSane]

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Fresh off of their day trip to Tequila, the ladies drink up and strip down back at the villa. Sonja spreads the love to all the ladies while Bethenny and Ramona have a nude detente in the pool. Dorinda and Bethenny get into a fight that leads to knives flying. Some of the ladies split off for a day of fishing and whale watching. At their final dinner Luann flubs the rules of a game.  

[KungFuBunny]

Ramona and Bethenny will make up sort of...and guaranteed both their apples for next season

[Mindthinkr]

Yeah...Ramona will do her usual noodle wobbles!! 

The Hangover meets The Golden Girls...lol! 

[ShawnaLanne]

Oh Sonja,  please stop flashing your crotch. Ew. 

Oh,  Bethany's rib cage. Just no. 

Edited August 3, 2017 by ShawnaLanne

[Wendy]

Bethenny to Sonja, "You are an uninvited emotional guest" 

Bethenny to Ramona, "You are just an uninvited guest" (I can only wish she did say that) 

[Straycat80]

Isn't there a song about tequila making your clothes come off? Wowza! 

[Mindthinkr]

Did Carole imply that hers are the only surgically untouched breasts? 

[ShawnaLanne]

Fakest tears ever from Ramona. 

[Mindthinkr]

Lol...Sonya has Bethennys bathing suit on! 

Class one clothes stealer

[Wendy]

Ramona, "I am a horrible person, I am an emotional wreck, just awful altogether" 

YES you are!!!

 

Bethenny, please do not believe her crocodile tears, she is a liar, thru and thru. 

She will turn on you as fast as she can blink. 

[Mindthinkr]

Me thinks that Sonja likes to swim in the lady pond! 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

I hope to never reach the depths of drunken slovenliness that someone has to force someone else's bikini bottom on my limp body.

[Michichick]

Hahaha, these women are a mess. I love this show.

[ShawnaLanne]

Fakest tears ever from Ramona. 

Has Sonja ever been this forward on camera? She better stay away from Dorinda. Dorinda will knock her out. 

Edited August 3, 2017 by ShawnaLanne

[nexxie]

Shit-faced crew!

[laprin]

This whole trip was like watching an anti-tequila commercial. Sonia gave new meaning to shit-faced. 

[chick binewski]

4 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Did Carole imply that hers are the only surgically untouched breasts? 

No implication there. That was a definitive statement!

I didn't realize Lu & Sonja both had implants until tonight - Sonja's was super visible when Bethenny went in to tie up the top. 

[AnnaL]

This makes me sad and mad. 

I think for Bethenny this was an honest soul bearing and turning the page. Her tears felt real, you can tell she is used to dealing with crazy. 

Ramona with her fake tears doesn't have one honest regret, not one, which means she is bound to repeat her awful behavior. 

 

But then the scene between Bethenny and Sonja happens and I am laughing so hard tears are coming down. 

 

This show is really the best. 

[Straycat80]

I have to admire these women for the amount of alcohol they put away and not pass out or start vomiting all over the place. 

[Mindthinkr]

As usual Carole is late to the party but Bethenny is too occupied to give her crap about it. 

[AnnaL]

Is Dorinda drunk? 

How do you stab the table but end up cutting yourself? 

 

I am confused right now

[Mindthinkr]

Yes, Dorinda even had trouble getting the straw in her mouth when she was sitting at the dining room table. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

2 minutes ago, AnnaL said:

Is Dorinda drunk? 

How do you stab the table but end up cutting yourself? 

 

I am confused right now

The fact that she treated it so casually is the most confusing/funny.

Edited August 3, 2017 by WhoaWhoKnew

[TexasGal]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why tequila is no one's friend.  Except us, the lucky viewers.

[ShawnaLanne]

2 minutes ago, AnnaL said:

Is Dorinda drunk? 

How do you stab the table but end up cutting yourself? 

 

I am confused right now

Dorinda and Bethany both need to chill the duck out. 

[Mindthinkr]

Is Carole being kind in her TH's when she's discussing Bethenny? She is usually snarky. 

[Straycat80]

These women are a mess! Love this show! 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Just now, ShawnaLanne said:

Dorinda and Bethany both need to chill the duck out. 

Right! I'm not even sure what they were fighting about.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

These women are a mess! Love this show! 

I love the mess. It makes for great viewing. Nothing in my little world is as bad as this! 

[bosawks]

The good thing for Dorinda is that there was probably so much tequila in her system there's no way it's getting infected

[AnnaL]

1 minute ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

The fact that she treated it so casually is the most confusing.

 

She seemed to be okay after that, but my concern is what was she intending to stab? was she aiming at the table? 

I know Dorinda is cool but when she is drunk she is pretty antagonistic and seems angry so I am not sure how the cut even happened. 

Was she trying to cut something and got cut by mistake? was she smashing the table and the blade slip and cut her? 

[ryebread]

Bethenny bared more than her soul to Moaner.  The naked hugging and sobbing was just weird.

I loved the fireworks - in the sky and between Dorinda and Bethenny.   Drunk Skinny Girl vs. Drunker Arms-a-Flailing Girl. I like it.

[AnnaL]

1 minute ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

Right! I'm not even sure what they were fighting about.

 

Bethenny mentioned that it was way past dinner time and nobody was there. 

Maybe Dorinda took it personally because she did miss the first dinner at the house and thought Bethenny was calling her out. 

[Mindthinkr]

LuAnn to Ramona.."until you screw it up again" OTGL

[nexxie]

Bethenny can't take critcism, even when it isn't really criticism.

[Neurochick]

No Bethenny, you're the bitch, go the fuck away.  Dorinda was drunk.  

One thing I have learned is to never try to argue or reason with a drunk.  I don't get Bethenny at all.  That's right Bethenny, the way YOU act is the issue.

Edited August 3, 2017 by Neurochick

[AnnaL]

1 minute ago, nexxie said:

Bethenny can't take critcism, even when it isn't really criticism.

 

Neither can Dorinda it seems. 

She does get nasty and antagonistic. 

[Mindthinkr]

I wonder what Frenchie really thought about the close ups of Sonja's ass. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

This episode should be called Drunk Therapy.

[ryebread]

Sonja is amusing the hell out of me.

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, ryebread said:

Sonja is amusing the hell out of me.

Me too! I laughed when she said she was exhausted from being so happy! 

[Mindthinkr]

We are The Housewives of New York and we are tequila-holics 

[QuinnM]

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No Bethenny, you're the bitch, go the fuck away.  Dorinda was drunk.

Dorinda was drunk.  No excuse.  But what she can do is apologize.  She should give Ramona lessons.  No, I'm sorry you felt attacked.  I'm sorry you felt hurt.  Just a nice simple, what I said was wrong, I didn't mean it, I'm trying not to do it, I didn't want to hurt you and I realize I did.  I'm sorry.

Bethenny will probably accept and forgive with Dorinda and keep watching Ramona for, as Lu said, the next time she does it.

What a crew.

[Wendy]

4 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

No Bethenny, you're the bitch, go the fuck away.  Dorinda was drunk.  

One thing I have learned is to never try to argue or reason with a drunk.  I don't get Bethenny at all.  That's right Bethenny, the way YOU act is the issue.

 

 

Being drunk is never an excuse for being nasty and Dorinda accepted herself that she can be really nasty. 

Bethenny is not the only person who has said this to her obviously, the people close to her have let her know before.

The difference between Dorinda and Ramona is that Dorinda is mature enough to recognize she was nasty and said awful things and apologized for it and didn't let it fester with fake passive aggressive apologies like Ramona does. 

[RedDelicious]

I'll tell you what though, the way Bethenny turned the corner on Dorinda, who has no skin in the game (i.e., she's never once begrudged Bethenny her success, nor has she ever tried to compete with her), I'd hate to see Bethenny in a fight with a real enemy.

[bosawks]

This has been the weepiest episode in which nothing sad actually happened.

[Mindthinkr]

That was funny when Carole mentioned that Ramona should move into Sonja's. First Luann who's now married and now it looks like Tinsley is next. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

So jealous of this boat trip. I want to see a whale in real life so badly.

[Neeners]

As a woman of a certain age, all I could focus on during that Dorinda/Bethenny 'fight' was how good Dorinda's arms looked. Wow!

[chick binewski]

Bethenny continually vocalizes like a live wire, then takes everyone to get soaked in tequila and act surprised when screaming ensues. 

Also, if Tinsley is going to call out Tom's West Palm Beach address I kind of love her.