S09.E09: Two Weeks Notice

[OnceSane]

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The women join Dorinda in telling Luann what they've been hearing about Tom; Bethenny urges Luann to get out now; Ramona's weird behavior at dinner throws everyone off; the conflict between Bethenny and Ramona reaches new heights.

[KungFuBunny]

What Luann will be saying to every female Tom introduces her to

[KungFuBunny]

First we’ll see this

 

Then Ramona to Bethenny

 

Then the Crazy Noodle will say she blacked out, blame it on the liquor and she doesn't remember

[Martinigirl]

28 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

What Luann will be saying to every female Tom introduces her to

Classy

[Trooper York]

As I understand it to bring a lawsuit you have to have what they call "Standing." Standing or locus standi is the term for the ability of a party to demonstrate to the court sufficient connection to the law or action challenged to support that party's participation in the case.

I would think you should have "standing" in order to give love advice to your girlfriend. Which one of these mooks has that? Bethenny? Ramona? Sonja?

They need to leave Luann alone for crying out loud.

[Leroux]

Luann married Tom fully knowing that he is a serious philanderer so when he cheats on her (he most definitely will) I don't want to hear Luann whining and saying "why me?" and "how could he do this to me" 

Nobody needs to open Luann's eyes, her eyes are fully open, she knows that Tom is doing and she has decided that living in that penthouse is more important than her dignity so just let her be. 

[Martinigirl]

Please!!! I'm begging! No colon cannonballs tonight. We've all seen enough to last a lifetime!

[KungFuBunny]

Here comes Crazy Turtle

[Trooper York]

19 minutes ago, Leroux said:

Luann married Tom fully knowing that he is a serious philanderer so when he cheats on her (he most definitely will) I don't want to hear Luann whining and saying "why me?" and "how could he do this to me

Sometimes people get tired of the life they led and want to change. Somehow I don't think that Luann is going to whine. If anything she will walk away. I am sure they kept their assets separate. 

Why can't we wish them well. There is so little happiness in this world why begrudge someone a chance to find it in another no matter how damaged that person might be.

Who are we to do that? Bethenny?

[Martinigirl]

Trick guys / sleeper cells. LOL!!!

[ElDosEquis]

And beffy knows what a thirty year old guy does with his penis and every guy that didn't get laid in high school gets money later on in life.

She is a fucking pathetically hilarious.

[Martinigirl]

Ramona did her "dil dulagence." LOL!!!

[KungFuBunny]

This is just a re-run of last season.

Bethenny could have a time/date stamped sex tape, where Tom is holding yesterday's Daily News, the NY Post, & the NY Times.

Luann will have the same reaction

[ElDosEquis]

29 minutes ago, Leroux said:

Luann married Tom fully knowing that he is a serious philanderer so when he cheats on her (he most definitely will) I don't want to hear Luann whining and saying "why me?" and "how could he do this to me" 

Nobody needs to open Luann's eyes, her eyes are fully open, she knows that Tom is doing and she has decided that living in that penthouse is more important than her dignity so just let her be. 

Pretend to be married so I can have a view of the city?

I can do it.

[mbaywife123]

2 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Ramona did her "dil dulagence." LOL!!!

I have rewound and listened to this numerous times and and it does sound like she says dill duelligence?

[Martinigirl]

1 minute ago, mbaywife123 said:

I have rewound and listened to this numerous times and and it does sound like she says dill duelligence?

AND "negativly"

Edited June 1, 2017 by Martinigirl

[KungFuBunny]

Sonja will now be known as Farty with a smelly T

[Martinigirl]

LOL!!! Non working fireplace. Way to go Girl Scout!

I think the battery change is long over due in the fire alarms

[Straycat80]

Is this all they're going to do this season is talk shit about Tom? It's like panty-gate from the Beverly Hills Ho's. 

[Missmissie173]

Its not like there was a million cabillion people there, couldn't you ASK before you start a fire?  Jeesssh.  I would never invite these HOs to my house...how rude.

[ScoobieDoobs]

Oh fuck no, more whining & crying & crying & whining from Bethenny about the divorce & Jason?  Damn, woman, when will you ever stop whining about this?  Seriously, will this shit ever stop????  Sorry, I can't.  I'm watching Anderson Cooper cuz Rachel is out sick.

[ElDosEquis]

Beffy giving marriage advice.

Priceless.

[Neurochick]

Bethenney shut the fuck up.  Your situation is not the same as Luann's because she and Tom probably won't have children together.  When you have kids with someone they are in your life forever.  

And see, Bethenney is making Luann's problems about her.  

[Pickles]

Bethenny clearly needs therapy, if she claims to be so upset all of the time.

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

 

And see, Bethenney is making Luann's problems about her.  

I was just about to post the same thing! Everything always has to be about Bethenny. 

[JD5166]

Am I supposed feel bad for Bethhany? Because her ex won't go away? If she wanted a sperm donor she should have done that but she cashed in on everything she could including her wedding. Boo hoo. 

Lu isn't going to have any babies with Tom, she will be fine cheating or no cheating! Just stop! Why does everything have to about Bettany!!??? Ugh! 

PS I thought they were going out, if I had to dress for a friends dinner I need new friends. I don't need fur or leather for dinner at home. 

Edited June 1, 2017 by JD5166

[Martinigirl]

Luann must have been eating fortune cookies earlier.

I think Ramona found John's stash

[KungFuBunny]

Yes please!!!!

Keep drinking my Teretzy Turtle.

I want you like this, rambling through the Bezerkshires

[Straycat80]

What's wrong with Ramona? Aside from being crazy she's drinking too much.

sidenote: I want Dorinda's house and everything in it, non-working fireplace and all. And I love her wine glasses and those old fashion big Christmas light bulbs on the tree. 

[mbaywife123]

Good grief, would someone please put Ramona in the car and drop her off at the "ranch" that all old pets go to live at.

[Pickles]

Now I am hungry for roast chicken and mashed potatoes.

[Martinigirl]

Ramona is like a springer spaniel. Oh look there's a bird!

Edited June 1, 2017 by Martinigirl

[ScoobieDoobs]

Bethenny, go sell your 5 million dollar Soho joints & pay some therapist to cry to about Jason, but please take your fucking tired routine & get the fuck off this show, will ya?

[ElDosEquis]

3 minutes ago, Pickles said:

Now I am hungry for roast chicken and mashed potatoes.

Fresh rolls, too.

[mbaywife123]

How hilarious was Sonja air playing the violin as Ramona obliviously babbled on.

Edited June 1, 2017 by mbaywife123
I made it nice.

[Martinigirl]

Ramona - I think I made up with Bethenny. Dorinda - No, no you didn't! LOL!

[Emmeline]

8 minutes ago, Pickles said:

Now I am hungry for roast chicken and mashed potatoes.

Me too, and some chocolate!

[Bronzedog]

God.  Ramona is a self-contained clusterfuck.

[Mindthinkr]

Lol...the girls kidded that Ramona felt so entitled that she didn't even clear her own dinner plate. She also stained Dorinda's dining room chair. She began the night in a white shirt then had on the gray sweater. This turtle needs to go back into its shell. 

[Martinigirl]

WTF!!! Is this going to be a RHOA 4 part-er?

[mbaywife123]

Who replaced Ramona's meds with sugar pills? She really lost the run of herself.

[chick binewski]

I was raised by wolves. You'll never know! I live in a dungeon. You'll never know! 

It's super convenient to tell everyone you have the most/worst/first of something when you refuse to give details.

Next week: Tom says he has a hall pass. Drink!

[Martinigirl]

That bitch Sonja ate all of the cheese

[Straycat80]

Ramona has not been a good friend to Bethenny. Really! Really! REALLY! I wonder why Bethenny went on WWHL after her female surgery and said the one friend who was REALLY there for her was Ramona. I wonder if she'll remember sayings that? 

[Neeners]

Bethenny going after Luann every freaking episode is beyond tiresome. She acts semi-nice to her in person, and then shit talks her in talking heads each week and/or behind her back to Carole or one of the other Hos. I'm tired of it. 

[Bronzedog]

3 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

That bitch Sonja ate all of the cheese

Did she eat the cheese or cut the cheese?

[Martinigirl]

LuAnn said it all...we're in theHamptons, we're in Palm Beach, we're going skiing. What a love story!

Just now, Bronzedog said:

Did she eat the cheese or cut the cheese?

Both LOL!

[Maire]

Bethenny's black top with gold buttons and what appeared to be black nautical rope was hideous. And it probably cost $1200.

[Sai]

21 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

What's wrong with Ramona? Aside from being crazy she's drinking too much.

sidenote: I want Dorinda's house and everything in it, non-working fireplace and all. And I love her wine glasses and those old fashion big Christmas light bulbs on the tree. 

I bought a crapload of those big Christmas tree bulbs last year at Walmart of all places.  I always look at the discounted Christmas stuff after the holidays.  I really scored with the lights.  I had to go back and get some for my friend because she loved them also.  My daughter hates them but she's a youngster and what the heck does she know about Old Fashioned Christmases.  They are LED lights and work and look great.  Next January go to Walmart and look for them, lol.

[chewycandy]

16 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

I was raised by wolves. You'll never know! I live in a dungeon. You'll never know! 

It's super convenient to tell everyone you have the most/worst/first of something when you refuse to give details.

I am waiting for the day when Bethenny absolutely explodes from everything she has bottled up. Oh, but we'll never see it.

Man. Luann talks about life changes and phases and being grateful for what you have (I.e. Bryn) and retaining a positive outlook for your own sanity and she's a Hallmark card. I suppose Beth doesn't want happiness, ever, she wants to stay in that self-made torture chamber. I get that Jason is a psycho. That doesn't mean you are DOOMED 4 LYFE

Dorinda really is a lovely host, brushing off the stained chair and giving the gift of a chocolate Santa!

I loved Ramonja prancing in together after getting ready.

Edited June 1, 2017 by chewycandy