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[kitlee625]

Coulson: How was I supposed to know there was an alien invasion option?

May: You always listen to the whole menu! Always!

Edited April 28, 2018 by kitlee625

[Gothish520]

15 hours ago, kitlee625 said:

Coulson: How was I supposed to know there was an alien invasion option?

May: You always listen to the whole menu! Always!

OMG seriously Coulson! 

[Jediknight]

Coulson: "Not a word, Agent Johnson.  That's an order."
Daisy: "Copy that, Hot Lips."

[Chaos Theory]

Simmons:  “We have come full circle.”

Fitz:  “Just In time for the end of days.”

I don't know the name of the other guy so I am skipping names

Daisy: “I am stronger then you know.”

Other guy: "Everyone thinks that"

Daisy: "But in my case its true. I am The Destroyer Of Worlds.”

[ohjoy]

Deke, to Davis: “That’s the most incredible story I’ve ever heard, and I’m the same age as my grandparents.”

[StarBrand]

From S0414-"The Man Behind The Shield"

Coulsen's conversation with the guard

 

"I am to come from the UN for take the item found up your premesis"

"It is for the protection of all your cats"

[Archery]

I don't remember what episode (I just binged seasons 1 & 2), but I'm totally using this one.

 

Coulson (with his usual mild surprise): Who in the hell are you, and why, also in the hell, are you here?"

Edited June 24, 2018 by Archery

[Jediknight]

Snowflake: "They're all shiny, but totally useless."

Dana: "You have hundreds of thousands worth of diamonds right there.  What more do you want?"
Sarge: "This?  People care about this junk?"

[Raja]

"Trevor Khan, Agent of SHIELD"

[RachelKM]

Not technically a quote, but it was the best thing from the episode: 

[Mellowyellow]

On 6/10/2019 at 5:53 AM, RachelKM said:

Not technically a quote, but it was the best thing from the episode: 

I loved Mack's face so much. He had this "I need brain bleach" look combined with "I'm not surprised you did this but I need to find a way to get on with my life after witnessing this."

You can see all the "ewww" thoughts swirling in his head 😂

[Raja]

Remembering Ghost Rider, Sarge to May: "You keep staring at me like that my head's bound to catch on fire"

[Raja]

Fitz after being told he needs to build a machine to go back in time: " I can't, its against the law,,,,,OF PHYSICS"

Jemma: "listen, Leopold is coming"

Edited June 23, 2019 by Raja

[blueray]

Fitz multiple times "your so English!" Then later Jemma refers to him being Scottish.

[Ceindreadh]

I don't know how best to transcribe it, but Fitz's yelp when he saw 7 and a half year old Jemma, had me rewinding and rewatching a few times!

[bethy]

12 minutes ago, Ceindreadh said:

I don't know how best to transcribe it, but Fitz's yelp when he saw 7 and a half year old Jemma, had me rewinding and rewatching a few times!

Same!

[bettername2come]

On 6/9/2019 at 3:53 PM, RachelKM said:

Not technically a quote, but it was the best thing from the episode: 

Deke: 2 percent. I’ll give you 2 percent of this entire company to keep this between us.

[blueray]

Agent (forgot his name): He is breathing fire!

[Raja]

23 minutes ago, blueray said:

Agent (forgot his name): He is breathing fire!

Trevor Khan. Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D

[Raja]

Mack: "toldja"

Fitz: "you smell nice"

Edited July 13, 2019 by Raja

[Raja]

Yo-Yo: Melinda May was "sweet". Is there another meaning for that word?

[kickingnames]

Yo-Yo: “That sounds like a ‘you’ problem.”

[bettername2come]

Sarge: Shrike-killing bullets. Should've thought of that. Just never been to a planet that was so into guns.

*

Deke: Everybody! I'd like you to meet Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons. They identify as my grandparents, so please just go with it. 

*

Fitz: You said our grandson was a delight!

Simmons: He's a work in progress.

*

Deke: And my best friend turned out to be a spy, and and my girlfriend turned out to be a psychopath.

Simmons: Snowflake was not good for you.

Deke: I was talking about Sequoia.

My favorite part of this was that I completely forgot about Snowflake and automatically thought Sequoia was the psycho.

Edited August 4, 2019 by bettername2come

[swanpride]

Yeah, me too. Also with the "so into guns" part I was thinking "well, not the WHOLE planet".

[bettername2come]

17 hours ago, swanpride said:

Yeah, me too. Also with the "so into guns" part I was thinking "well, not the WHOLE planet".

Well, to be fair, most MCU planets seem to operate as a whole, so you can’t really blame him for thinking otherwise after only spending time in the US.

[bettername2come]

Jemma: You stole a truck?! That is the opposite of "low profile", Deke.

Deke: Why me? There's two of us.
*

Daisy: 1930s baseball reference.

 

[swanpride]

Honestly, I don't get the 1930s baseball reference line….

[BaggythePanther]

Chronicom: Quake. I’ve been looking forward to this fight.

Daisy: Well for me it’s just another fight.

[Raja]

On 5/29/2020 at 3:43 AM, swanpride said:

Honestly, I don't get the 1930s baseball reference line….

She, Chloe Bennet was breaking the forth wall by just swinging the pipe like a baseball batter and noting the visual reference.

[TimothyQ]

On 5/29/2020 at 5:43 AM, swanpride said:

Honestly, I don't get the 1930s baseball reference line….

I took it as, Quake had no idea what to say so she’s like “insert baseball reference here” meta-joke.

[blueray]

I was watching an old episode (ghost rider ones). Anyhow, I didn't see this on here:

Fitz: picks up his phone "I'll just call Simmons and let her know I'm okay I'm in another demention" Pauses "that's not going to work".

[bettername2come]

Simmons: I'm a doctor not a dame.

Simmons: I'm a biochemist not a bird.

[Raja]

On 6/3/2020 at 7:59 PM, bettername2come said:

Simmons: I'm a doctor not a dame.

Simmons: I'm a biochemist not a bird.

She has referenced Doctor Who in the past. Dr. McCoy now. She's still one of us.

Enoch to Agent May; "You and I have not met, in this timeline, but I'm told that we were quite helpful to one another in a previous one.

[bettername2come]

Mack: How'd it go?

May: He called me an Oriental.

Yoyo: I had to pull her away.

*

Deke: Stupid white privilege. 

[bettername2come]

Souza: I'll try to stay off the radar. Is that a thing? Staying off the radar?

Coulson: We still have that.

[blueray]

Enoch: "come with me if you want to exist"

[swanpride]

I nominate "bumping lemons" as best euphemism for sex ever.

[Llywela]

9 minutes ago, swanpride said:

I nominate "bumping lemons" as best euphemism for sex ever.

Definitely a good one - not only hilarious, but also really good world-building continuity for Deke. He's been talking about the cultural significance of lemons in his dystopian backstory for three seasons now.

[Orbert]

6 hours ago, blueray said:

Enoch: "come with me if you want to exist"

"Come with me if you want to continue to exist"

Sorry for being pedantic, but if we have a quotes thread, the quotes have to be accurate.

[blueray]

1 hour ago, Orbert said:

"Come with me if you want to continue to exist"

Sorry for being pedantic, but if we have a quotes thread, the quotes have to be accurate.

Yeah, I knew I was close but couldn't remember exactly lol

[Orbert]

Fair enough.  "exist" = "live" fits the original phrase better, but "continue to exist" makes it clunky and awkward, and thus more like what Enoch would say.

Edited June 26, 2020 by Orbert

[bettername2come]

Coulson: Will Daisy survive?

Sybil: 86%

Coulson: That's my girl.

[Raja]

Phil Headroom: "Deke really, fire the drummer"

Is the "fire the drummer" trope a thing outside of musician circles?

[Raja]

Deke: "Of course the Big Man plays sax"

[StarBrand]

Coulson: That did not go well.
Sousa: Where did he get all those weapons?
May: Deke's dead?
Daisy: Very.
Mack: Don't we need to be sad about that?
Daisy: We do not.

[Raja]

Chief Sousa channeling Ant-Man and The Wasp: "Are you just putting together unrelated words and pretending it is real"

[bethy]

Daisy: You really are a square, aren’t you?

Souza: Harsh, but... yes.

I love Souza and his total comfort with who he is, even in the future.

 

[Raja]

Coulson to Malick when finding out about young Garrett: "clever, digging up our greatest hits"

[bettername2come]

Daisy: The thing is, I already have a sister to save. Her name is Jemma Simmons.

 

Sousa: I think you’re threatening me...sir.

Mack: No, not just me. And we’ve got weapons like you’ve never seen.

 

 

[Raja]

Kora: "...does that feel better?"