Quotes: Get Ready for a Large File Transfer!

[bettername2come]

May: I remember that room. It cost you a hand.

Coulson: Seemed like a big deal at the time. Now look at me.

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Sousa: Well, that sounds peachy.

Mack: Did you just say peachy?

Sousa: Yeah, so?

Mack: If we get out of here, I gotta teach you some new words. And don't let Daisy hear you talking like that.

Sousa: Why, does it mean something bad now?

Mack: No, it's just - It's a fine word. You're a fine man. 

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Jemma: I can smell his hair, but I can't see his face.

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Jemma: I know this place. Home.

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Mack: Find me some duct tape. 

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Deke: Danny Boy over here is still impressed by a light bulb. 

Sousa: That's not accurate or nice. 

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Agent Piper: Oh, come on, are you guys messing with time again?!

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Jemma: You were with me the whole time. Fitz!

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Mack: That was some serious flying there.

May: That used to be all I did.

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Coulson: Hope this works.

Mack: You hope. I'll pray. 

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Sybil: And what comes next?

May: *drops from the ceiling* The cavalry. 

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Coulson: Look, if this is a contest, I've died like seven times. 

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Daisy: She's been through a lot. But it's funny what can happen when someone believes in you. 

[ProudMary]

I'm probably don't have this exactly right but...
Mack: I am still a mechanic at heart.

Edited August 15, 2020 by ProudMary

[Jediknight]

Davis: "I know, but either they changed the signs, or you programmed me a little stupider, so you could feel superior for once."
Piper: "I swear on all things holy you were always this stupid."

[swanpride]

"Oh, a creepy smile, that's new."

[Raja]

May: "Tell us where you've been Fitz!"

[marykat71702]

Dang, just with Coulson and Sousa there are too many good lines to pick from, but...

Mack: (after Sousa kisses Daisy) Impressive

Sousa: Thanks

 

[BaggythePanther]

From episode 3x02:

Coulson: This is why I got rid of all the SHIELD logos on our vehicles, it’s like screaming for attention.

Bobbi: You know, there’s a ginormous eagle symbol on top of our jet.

Coulson: Yeah, sometimes I can’t help myself with the cool.

[BaggythePanther]

From episode 4x6

Mack: You find anything?
Fitz: Yeah, I tell you though, whoever created this tapestry of security nonsense is a total wanker. Honestly, even with Coulson’s signature do you know how hard it was to find someone with a ROY-G-BIV clearance just so I could unredact these files?     
Mack: Do I have to pretend to be outraged, or can we get to it?

[Raja]

From Maveth, the season 3 mid season break finale. Ward hands his pistol to Fitz telling him he could get rid of the Will and have a clear pth to Jemma

Fitz replies to Ward: "oh grow up!"

[Taryn74]

From 7x02:

MAY: I know you.

ENOCH: I am Enoch, a sentient Chronicom and the best friend of Agent Leopold Fitz.

 

Oh, Enoch. Never change.