kitlee625 April 28, 2018 Share April 28, 2018 (edited) Coulson: How was I supposed to know there was an alien invasion option? May: You always listen to the whole menu! Always! Edited April 28, 2018 by kitlee625 1 8 Link to comment
Gothish520 April 28, 2018 Share April 28, 2018 15 hours ago, kitlee625 said: Coulson: How was I supposed to know there was an alien invasion option? May: You always listen to the whole menu! Always! OMG seriously Coulson! 1 Link to comment
Jediknight May 12, 2018 Share May 12, 2018 Coulson: "Not a word, Agent Johnson. That's an order."Daisy: "Copy that, Hot Lips." 3 Link to comment
Chaos Theory May 12, 2018 Share May 12, 2018 Simmons: “We have come full circle.” Fitz: “Just In time for the end of days.” I don't know the name of the other guy so I am skipping names Daisy: “I am stronger then you know.” Other guy: "Everyone thinks that" Daisy: "But in my case its true. I am The Destroyer Of Worlds.” 1 Link to comment
ohjoy May 15, 2018 Share May 15, 2018 Deke, to Davis: “That’s the most incredible story I’ve ever heard, and I’m the same age as my grandparents.” 2 5 Link to comment
StarBrand June 8, 2018 Share June 8, 2018 From S0414-"The Man Behind The Shield" Coulsen's conversation with the guard "I am to come from the UN for take the item found up your premesis" "It is for the protection of all your cats" 1 Link to comment
Archery June 23, 2018 Share June 23, 2018 (edited) I don't remember what episode (I just binged seasons 1 & 2), but I'm totally using this one. Coulson (with his usual mild surprise): Who in the hell are you, and why, also in the hell, are you here?" Edited June 24, 2018 by Archery 3 Link to comment
Jediknight May 18, 2019 Share May 18, 2019 Snowflake: "They're all shiny, but totally useless." Dana: "You have hundreds of thousands worth of diamonds right there. What more do you want?"Sarge: "This? People care about this junk?" Link to comment
RachelKM June 9, 2019 Share June 9, 2019 Not technically a quote, but it was the best thing from the episode: 2 1 Link to comment
Mellowyellow June 10, 2019 Share June 10, 2019 On 6/10/2019 at 5:53 AM, RachelKM said: Not technically a quote, but it was the best thing from the episode: I loved Mack's face so much. He had this "I need brain bleach" look combined with "I'm not surprised you did this but I need to find a way to get on with my life after witnessing this." You can see all the "ewww" thoughts swirling in his head 😂 5 Link to comment
Raja June 15, 2019 Share June 15, 2019 Remembering Ghost Rider, Sarge to May: "You keep staring at me like that my head's bound to catch on fire" 2 Link to comment
Raja June 23, 2019 Share June 23, 2019 (edited) Fitz after being told he needs to build a machine to go back in time: " I can't, its against the law,,,,,OF PHYSICS" Jemma: "listen, Leopold is coming" Edited June 23, 2019 by Raja 1 1 Link to comment
blueray June 23, 2019 Share June 23, 2019 Fitz multiple times "your so English!" Then later Jemma refers to him being Scottish. 1 2 Link to comment
Ceindreadh June 23, 2019 Share June 23, 2019 I don't know how best to transcribe it, but Fitz's yelp when he saw 7 and a half year old Jemma, had me rewinding and rewatching a few times! 7 Link to comment
bethy June 23, 2019 Share June 23, 2019 12 minutes ago, Ceindreadh said: I don't know how best to transcribe it, but Fitz's yelp when he saw 7 and a half year old Jemma, had me rewinding and rewatching a few times! Same! 1 Link to comment
bettername2come June 29, 2019 Share June 29, 2019 On 6/9/2019 at 3:53 PM, RachelKM said: Not technically a quote, but it was the best thing from the episode: Deke: 2 percent. I’ll give you 2 percent of this entire company to keep this between us. 1 Link to comment
blueray June 29, 2019 Share June 29, 2019 Agent (forgot his name): He is breathing fire! Link to comment
Raja June 29, 2019 Share June 29, 2019 23 minutes ago, blueray said: Agent (forgot his name): He is breathing fire! Trevor Khan. Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D 1 2 Link to comment
Raja July 13, 2019 Share July 13, 2019 (edited) Mack: "toldja" Fitz: "you smell nice" Edited July 13, 2019 by Raja 2 Link to comment
Raja July 26, 2019 Share July 26, 2019 Yo-Yo: Melinda May was "sweet". Is there another meaning for that word? 2 Link to comment
kickingnames July 27, 2019 Share July 27, 2019 Yo-Yo: “That sounds like a ‘you’ problem.” 2 Link to comment
bettername2come August 3, 2019 Share August 3, 2019 (edited) Sarge: Shrike-killing bullets. Should've thought of that. Just never been to a planet that was so into guns. * Deke: Everybody! I'd like you to meet Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons. They identify as my grandparents, so please just go with it. * Fitz: You said our grandson was a delight! Simmons: He's a work in progress. * Deke: And my best friend turned out to be a spy, and and my girlfriend turned out to be a psychopath. Simmons: Snowflake was not good for you. Deke: I was talking about Sequoia. My favorite part of this was that I completely forgot about Snowflake and automatically thought Sequoia was the psycho. Edited August 4, 2019 by bettername2come 6 Link to comment
swanpride August 4, 2019 Share August 4, 2019 Yeah, me too. Also with the "so into guns" part I was thinking "well, not the WHOLE planet". 1 Link to comment
bettername2come August 4, 2019 Share August 4, 2019 17 hours ago, swanpride said: Yeah, me too. Also with the "so into guns" part I was thinking "well, not the WHOLE planet". Well, to be fair, most MCU planets seem to operate as a whole, so you can’t really blame him for thinking otherwise after only spending time in the US. 1 Link to comment
bettername2come May 29, 2020 Share May 29, 2020 Jemma: You stole a truck?! That is the opposite of "low profile", Deke. Deke: Why me? There's two of us. * Daisy: 1930s baseball reference. 1 Link to comment
swanpride May 29, 2020 Share May 29, 2020 Honestly, I don't get the 1930s baseball reference line…. Link to comment
BaggythePanther May 31, 2020 Share May 31, 2020 Chronicom: Quake. I’ve been looking forward to this fight. Daisy: Well for me it’s just another fight. Link to comment
Raja May 31, 2020 Share May 31, 2020 On 5/29/2020 at 3:43 AM, swanpride said: Honestly, I don't get the 1930s baseball reference line…. She, Chloe Bennet was breaking the forth wall by just swinging the pipe like a baseball batter and noting the visual reference. Link to comment
TimothyQ June 1, 2020 Share June 1, 2020 On 5/29/2020 at 5:43 AM, swanpride said: Honestly, I don't get the 1930s baseball reference line…. I took it as, Quake had no idea what to say so she’s like “insert baseball reference here” meta-joke. 2 Link to comment
blueray June 1, 2020 Share June 1, 2020 I was watching an old episode (ghost rider ones). Anyhow, I didn't see this on here: Fitz: picks up his phone "I'll just call Simmons and let her know I'm okay I'm in another demention" Pauses "that's not going to work". 1 Link to comment
bettername2come June 4, 2020 Share June 4, 2020 Simmons: I'm a doctor not a dame. Simmons: I'm a biochemist not a bird. 2 2 Link to comment
Raja June 6, 2020 Share June 6, 2020 On 6/3/2020 at 7:59 PM, bettername2come said: Simmons: I'm a doctor not a dame. Simmons: I'm a biochemist not a bird. She has referenced Doctor Who in the past. Dr. McCoy now. She's still one of us. Enoch to Agent May; "You and I have not met, in this timeline, but I'm told that we were quite helpful to one another in a previous one. 2 Link to comment
bettername2come June 14, 2020 Share June 14, 2020 Mack: How'd it go? May: He called me an Oriental. Yoyo: I had to pull her away. * Deke: Stupid white privilege. 2 Link to comment
bettername2come June 25, 2020 Share June 25, 2020 Souza: I'll try to stay off the radar. Is that a thing? Staying off the radar? Coulson: We still have that. 2 Link to comment
blueray June 25, 2020 Share June 25, 2020 Enoch: "come with me if you want to exist" 2 Link to comment
swanpride June 25, 2020 Share June 25, 2020 I nominate "bumping lemons" as best euphemism for sex ever. 4 2 Link to comment
Llywela June 25, 2020 Share June 25, 2020 9 minutes ago, swanpride said: I nominate "bumping lemons" as best euphemism for sex ever. Definitely a good one - not only hilarious, but also really good world-building continuity for Deke. He's been talking about the cultural significance of lemons in his dystopian backstory for three seasons now. 1 3 Link to comment
Orbert June 25, 2020 Share June 25, 2020 6 hours ago, blueray said: Enoch: "come with me if you want to exist" "Come with me if you want to continue to exist" Sorry for being pedantic, but if we have a quotes thread, the quotes have to be accurate. 5 Link to comment
blueray June 25, 2020 Share June 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Orbert said: "Come with me if you want to continue to exist" Sorry for being pedantic, but if we have a quotes thread, the quotes have to be accurate. Yeah, I knew I was close but couldn't remember exactly lol 1 Link to comment
Orbert June 26, 2020 Share June 26, 2020 (edited) Fair enough. "exist" = "live" fits the original phrase better, but "continue to exist" makes it clunky and awkward, and thus more like what Enoch would say. Edited June 26, 2020 by Orbert 2 Link to comment
bettername2come July 4, 2020 Share July 4, 2020 Coulson: Will Daisy survive? Sybil: 86% Coulson: That's my girl. 3 Link to comment
Raja July 11, 2020 Share July 11, 2020 Phil Headroom: "Deke really, fire the drummer" Is the "fire the drummer" trope a thing outside of musician circles? 2 Link to comment
StarBrand July 23, 2020 Share July 23, 2020 Coulson: That did not go well. Sousa: Where did he get all those weapons? May: Deke's dead? Daisy: Very. Mack: Don't we need to be sad about that? Daisy: We do not. 3 Link to comment
Raja July 25, 2020 Share July 25, 2020 Chief Sousa channeling Ant-Man and The Wasp: "Are you just putting together unrelated words and pretending it is real" 5 Link to comment
bethy July 31, 2020 Share July 31, 2020 Daisy: You really are a square, aren’t you? Souza: Harsh, but... yes. I love Souza and his total comfort with who he is, even in the future. 3 Link to comment
Raja August 3, 2020 Share August 3, 2020 Coulson to Malick when finding out about young Garrett: "clever, digging up our greatest hits" 1 Link to comment
bettername2come August 6, 2020 Share August 6, 2020 Daisy: The thing is, I already have a sister to save. Her name is Jemma Simmons. Sousa: I think you’re threatening me...sir. Mack: No, not just me. And we’ve got weapons like you’ve never seen. 2 Link to comment
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