All Episodes Talk: All Rise

[teebax]

Nicardo will be on Beyond Scared Straight in a year, mark my words. And he probably still won't learn his lesson. This was one time I wanted Byrd to walk over and tell him to straighten the fuck up while he's in the courtroom. This kid clearly has NO respect for women, and no wonder, with a mother that lets him get away with everything.

If he did that to the wrong person, he'd end up on Snapped, with an actor playing him because he's laying six feet under. He's not going to make it to 20.

I won't take potshots at his girlfriend because that's exactly the kind of bullying he was doing, and I'm not going down to that level. It's too bad we're teaching these kids to focus on outward appearance instead of developing their minds and being good people. I weep, again.

Edited March 1, 2016 by teebax

[lovesnark]

My daughter came in during Nicardo's case and I missed what happened with him being charged with assault. Did Davia's mom agree to drop the charges against him if his mother agreed to pay the medical bills?

[zillabreeze]

 

She has told me that a lot of the kids pretend to not understand English and refuse to speak English when they get in trouble.

LOL - "kids" my ass.  I've been in construction in Texas for decades.  Grown men have perfected the art of Selective English!

Degree of fluency is directly related to the pleasantness of the subject matter. 

[designing1]

Nicardo was truly scary shit. I predict he'll be in prison for killing someone long before he's 20 years old and his mommy will be making excuses for him to anyone that will listen. I totally believe that Nicardo and his cronies were making fun of the girl's looks. 

 

He's definitely a member of the Future Felons of America. Kid's got ice water in his veins.

[AngelaHunter]

If he did that to the wrong person, he'd end up on Snapped, with an actor playing him because he's laying six feet under.

 

He probably picks his targets carefully, girls and smaller kids no doubt. That girl could have easily had a fractured skull or broken neck with the way she was hurled to the ground, yet still his mother feels his actions were justified because the girl "is not an angel."

 

 I hope one day he gets a surprise and his target turns out to be someone like Ms.Zhang, who looks harmless yet can knock down doors and Kung Fu someone in the gut.

[SRTouch]

My daughter came in during Nicardo's case and I missed what happened with him being charged with assault. Did Davia's mom agree to drop the charges against him if his mother agreed to pay the medical bills?

JJ was not at all surprised to learn that the case was dropped --- she made some comment to Byrd that implied that that DA's office let cases fall through the cracks back when they were both active in the NY court system. The impression I got was that the court system is overloaded and because Davia's mom wasn't the proverbial squeaky wheel the prosecutor let the case just fade away. From the comments here, it sounds like everyone feels Nicardo is not going to face any consequences at home. So, with no punishment at home or from the criminal courts, Nicardo has little incentive to moderate his behavior. His only punishment is a butt chewing from JJ, and the judgement against him, which of course, the tv production company will pay. Instead of any sort of punishment he'll be a celebrity in his group because of his appearance on the show.

[lovesnark]

JJ was not at all surprised to learn that the case was dropped --- she made some comment to Byrd that implied that that DA's office let cases fall through the cracks back when they were both active in the NY court system. The impression I got was that the court system is overloaded and because Davia's mom wasn't the proverbial squeaky wheel the prosecutor let the case just fade away. From the comments here, it sounds like everyone feels Nicardo is not going to face any consequences at home. So, with no punishment at home or from the criminal courts, Nicardo has little incentive to moderate his behavior. His only punishment is a butt chewing from JJ, and the judgement against him, which of course, the tv production company will pay. Instead of any sort of punishment he'll be a celebrity in his group because of his appearance on the show.

Thanks! Maybe his appearance on JJ will reignite someone at the DA's office and they'll pursue the little shitstain. 

[ZaldamoWilder]

First episode, first case --- we had a Mandarin interpreter for the defendant, Ms. Zhang. The plaintiff Mr. Evans is a squattah (as is his girlfriend/not girlfriend), and he is suing for the utilities that were turned off and an assault ("a kung-fu kick to the gut"). She was countersuing for rent, harassment, and a fraudulent restraining order. He moved in in Nov. and paid rent. In December, he got an eviction notice (for unpaid rent) but then paid a portion of the rent after that. He said Ms. Zhang is messy and didn't care about the "clean-liness" of the place. He also said that Ms. Zhang brought in more tenants. Then, Zhang started kung-fu fighting....those kicks were fast as lightning, in fact it was a little bit frightening, and Zhang had expert timing. Zhang gave a very watered-down version of her kung-fu kick in the hallterview. I think JJ went into this case thinking Mr. Evans was going to be 100% in the wrong, but then she changed her tune a little bit.

 

LMAO!!!  I hate you.

 

Wow I don't give a royal shit if he has attention disorder; he is a violent, nasty, misogynist who will NEVER GET BETTER.  He kicked that tiny girl IN THE FACE! He really needs to go to jail and stay there a while.  GAH!

 

Oh, au contraire my friend, but somehow it does get better.  JJ asks him if in addition to the kicks, he punched her.   (insert pictures of an eye socket the size of a goose egg).  With a grasp on logic one can only call spellbinding, our silver tier mensa member says:  If I (h)ad punched her, her eye wouldn't look like that.  A bizarre, proud proclamation that a hit from his fist would've produced much more impressive (damaging) results.   JJ presses on.  Did you kick her?  Nicardo:  {{crickets}}.  That child won't live to 25.  In the meantime, his train of thought has provided me with more entertainment than I've enjoyed in a while.

 

I couldn't understand how somebody could possibly live with somebody who doesn't speak English, let alone work out a living arrangement with her.  I'm thinking Ms. Zhang speaks perfectly good English, and she clearly understood what JJ was saying.

 

I kept waiting for JJ to tell the interpreter to tell her to knock it off and that she (interpreter) could have a seat.  She was queuing up her responses before the interpreter had a chance to translate JJ's question.  We see you girl, well played.  You still crazier than a peach orchard barn owl though.

 

My daughter came in during Nicardo's case and I missed what happened with him being charged with assault. Did Davia's mom agree to drop the charges against him if his mother agreed to pay the medical bills?

 

Yes she did.  Then she welched on the deal and if there was a question as to why, I didn't hear the answer.  But JJ basically tore into her about how she (Nicardo's mom) acknowledged that her son was in the wrong and offered to do the right thing and then didn't do it.   I doubt we'll ever see him on Scared Straight or anything like it, those parents admit there is a problem. 

 

Two sociopaths in one hour and a spare bottle of Bartenura.  It was good night.  

[WhineandCheez]

I speak and understand French well enough for casual use

 

AngelaHunter, baby you've been holding out on us! I want to see your next post written in French, with liberal use of "les bitches du fucker" sprinkled thru the post!

 

GiantMisfit, is that fundie/gap epsidoe avaialable on youtube or anything?  I've never seen a fundie on JJ, that would be really entertaining, (or else AngelaHunter would say, "tres amusante")

[bad things are bad]

I learned a new French word yesterday...there was a story on the NY Times website about how Europeans view Trump. The cover of a French magazine had a caption "Un dingue en la Maison Blanche". I didn't know "dingue" (pronounced more or less "dang") so I asked my native French coworker. It means crazy person. 

 

I'm sure AngelaHunter can use that in many a JJ post en francais :)

[lovesnark]

Nicardo Blake's FB page is, uh, interesting. He must have a first-hand experience with girls who look like bullfrogs because, from the looks of her, his girlfriend hasn't traveled far from her pond.

 

That kid made my blood run cold -- like that other kid who shot up his grandfather's neighbor's property. That said, yesterday I got ANOTHER rerun of that awful, fundie family suing their gay son's friends for the "return" of their estranged son's belongings. The neanderthal part of me wishes Nicardo Blake would pay that family a little visit.

I couldn't resist temptation and had a look at his FB page. It says he 'left' the high school he was attending. Methinks 'left' is code for expelled. I bet his mama is running out of options for school for her special, angry snowflake. Around here, expulsion is from the entire district and neighboring districts aren't required to accept  the expelled tools as students.

[AngelaHunter]

I want to see your next post written in French, with liberal use of "les bitches du fucker" sprinkled thru the post!

 

I'm at my most fluent in cursing. French swearing just rolls off the tongue. Writing? Not so good.

[designing1]

Did the blonde defendant in today's case of the two couples sharing an apartment say in the hallterview: "Sometimes cohabilitating doesn't work"? Do we have a new word for the lexicon?

[BubblingKettle]

First episode, first case -- Ms. Walton, a client of the Play-Doh Mop Top Hair Shop, works at a gas station convenience store. Mr. Hayes stopped to get gas and he hit Ms. Walton's car. There was a video that showed an old white Lincoln...Mr. Hayes announced his vision prescription and said that he couldn't see if that was him in the video. Mr. Hayes said he always rides with insurance, but JJ didn't even entertain that BS. JJ was sure that Mr. Hayes was impaired at the time of the accident. Quick verdict for payment to the plaintiff. Mr. Hayes had the eyes that paralyze. Ms. Walton was sweating like Whitney Houston in the hallterview. They both had gold teeth.

 

First episode, second case -- The least annoying part of this case involved a scrawny witness exchanging "I love yous" with JJ and blowing her a kiss. Plaintiff Demetrius King said the defendant/his brother D'Angelo King stole his car and wrecked it. The neck-tatted defendant D'Angelo was a mumbler to the point where I wondered if his jaw was partially wired shut. Oh shit, did D'Angelo just blame his car accident on a raccoon? Demetrius said the vehicle wasn't insured, but he had SI-22 insurance...I have no idea what that means. D'Angelo had no insurance and no license. Case dismissed because JJ knew that Demetrius most likely allowed D'Angelo to drive the car. I wish we could have heard more from the witness/friend in the hallterview.

 

First episode, third case -- The plaintiff Mr. Baker moved into an apartment with Mr. Grigsby, and Mr. Grigsby changed the locks on him even though he paid the rent for the month. Grigsby said he was uncomfortable sharing the apartment with Baker and his boyfriend, and he claimed that he (Grigsby) and Baker had a physical altercation. JJ made a fast ruling in favor of the plaintiff.

 

Second episode, first case -- Jessica Hodges was suing her ex-boyfriend, Christopher Linares for a Sleep Number mattress. Linares was countersuing for the same mattress and for her false call to CPS about him. Linares has custody of their child because there's an open CPS case about Hodges. She has a newborn with a new guy. Linares didn't bring any paperwork -- duh. Those two seem like very dim bulbs.

 

Second episode, second case -- A case all about home health care. The plaintiff was hired as a sub for the defendant to care for a couple, she thought her paycheck was short and didn't show her $18/hr fee. The defendant, Charlotte Street, said that overnights were paid at a flat rate. I have a pretty decent ear for accents, and I really think Charlotte was faking her English accent. Plus, I couldn't figure out whether Charlotte was an aide or if she ran the employment agency for aides...and confusion was Charlotte's aim, I think. Just for shits and giggles, I googled her. I found fb pages for both Charlotte Street Lively Living and The Charlotte Street Lively Living Show. Both are frightening, cheesy, and evidence of her bullshitting ways.

 

Second episode, third case -- One pair of roommates was suing another pair of roommates for rent. One of the plaintiffs tried to school JJ on Washington state law -- shutup, you moron. Judge Judy really had no interest in this case or its details. She rushed through -- can't blame her because it was boring.

[AngelaHunter]

Gold teeth, physical altercations and calls to CPS? I'm on pins and needles!

[califred]

A quick Google says SR 22 is for people with DUI/suspended license/'many traffic violations ...

[SandyToes]

Just catching up on yesterday's cases. Regarding Ms. Zhang:

 

 

My daughter is an ELL specialist at an elementary school. I'll have to ask her if it's common to understand the English language and still have trouble speaking it.

 

This is exactly correct. Think about how much a 2-year old understands, but how little she actually speaks. #ELL teacher, too. (Hell, I've taught everything.)  I'm in the camp that she wanted to be able to clearly express herself, thus the interpreter.  I was hoping when Mr. Max was so well-groomed and articulate, he would prevail.  Alas, he's just one more of the "mine don't stink and everyone owes me"  type.

 

Regarding Nicardo, I didn't get quite the same creepy vibe as many of you, and it may be because in these parts, videos like that are on the local news just about every week. Some group of high schoolers (and so often it is the girls!) mouths off to another and a fight ensues. All captured on cell phones, of course. We even had one video of a girl being run over by a car (yes, run over). I don't remember EVER seeing a fight (and I'm old), much less wanting to be part of one! Now it's just another part of the high school experience, it seems.  A good friend teaches at a high school and tells stories of how some kids willingly commit crimes - often assault with weapons - to heighten their "street cred."  Time in jail? Even better!  Makes you bigger and badder.  Boys and girls, all races.   I do agree that he won't be roaming free for long.

 

Today's case just starting up - oh, the hair!!!!  Woo hoo!  My kind of day! Now if only the cases are as exciting!

 

ETA:

 

Ms. Walton, a client of the Play-Doh Mop Top Hair Shop

 

OMG!  Exactly perfect!  That's just brilliant.  Well done! In the hallterview it looked like a giant leaf of radicchio on her head.  Very cool.

Edited March 1, 2016 by SandyToes

[designing1]

 

Plus, I couldn't figure out whether Charlotte was an aide or if she ran the employment agency for aides...and confusion was Charlotte's aim, I think. Just for shits and giggles, I googled her. I found fb pages for both Charlotte Street Lively Living and The Charlotte Street Lively Living Show. Both are frightening, cheesy, and evidence of her bullshitting ways.

 

I could be wrong because it was confusing, but I think Charlotte was claiming that she (Charlotte) was being paid as an independent contractor, but her replacement (the plaintiff) was being paid via Charlotte's agency, hence the slave wages.

[AngelaHunter]

A good friend teaches at a high school and tells stories of how some kids willingly commit crimes - often assault with weapons - to heighten their "street cred."

 

I can see that, but I'm not sure that sucker-punching and beating up a girl would give a guy much "cred." There were fights when I was in high school, but in those years with over 1200 students, never did I see a boy assaulting a girl. If one of them had, they'd more likely be scorned than high-fived. But what do I know? Maybe throwing a girl around is now considered macho.

[Brattinella]

Just to clarify one point: a BROKEN TIE-ROD is a serious thing.  You cannot drive a car that has this.  It ties the wheels together, and if it is broken (and he even SAID he cranked the wheel to avoid a "raccoon") It might have done just that; sent him crashing into a gate.  I can't believe he let his no-account brother drive it.

[SRTouch]

First episode, first case -- Ms. Walton, a client of the Play-Doh Mop Top Hair Shop, works at a gas station convenience store. Mr. Hayes stopped to get gas and he hit Ms. Walton's car. There was a video that showed an old white Lincoln...Mr. Hayes announced his vision prescription and said that he couldn't see if that was him in the video. Mr. Hayes said he always rides with insurance, but JJ didn't even entertain that BS. JJ was sure that Mr. Hayes was impaired at the time of the accident. Quick verdict for payment to the plaintiff. Mr. Hayes had the eyes that paralyze. Ms. Walton was sweating like Whitney Houston in the hallterview. They both had gold teeth.

That really reminds me of a homeless guy, Tony, who used to wander up and down the street outside of a business in used to work at. Tony wasn't a druggy or alcoholic, but had mental problems. Mr Hayes acts like Tony did when Tony was on his meds. When Tony went off his meds every couple months he'd start having shouted arguments with himself, and really became a danger to himself by walking out into traffic. The cops would haul him off to the local mental facility where he'd stay awhile and they'd get him back on his meds, then he'd be right back on the street a few days later.

[SRTouch]

First episode, second case -- The least annoying part of this case involved a scrawny witness exchanging "I love yous" with JJ and blowing her a kiss. Plaintiff Demetrius King said the defendant/his brother D'Angelo King stole his car and wrecked it. The neck-tatted defendant D'Angelo was a mumbler to the point where I wondered if his jaw was partially wired shut. Oh shit, did D'Angelo just blame his car accident on a raccoon? Demetrius said the vehicle wasn't insured, but he had SI-22 insurance...I have no idea what that means. D'Angelo had no insurance and no license. Case dismissed because JJ knew that Demetrius most likely allowed D'Angelo to drive the car. I wish we could have heard more from the witness/friend in the hallterview.

I didn't believe a word either brother said, so agree with JJ throwing out the case. Watch plaintiff when JJ announces judgement. He was awfully happy for someone who just lost his case.

First episode, third case -- The plaintiff Mr. Baker moved into an apartment with Mr. Grigsby, and Mr. Grigsby changed the locks on him even though he paid the rent for the month. Grigsby said he was uncomfortable sharing the apartment with Baker and his boyfriend, and he claimed that he (Grigsby) and Baker had a physical altercation. JJ made a fast ruling in favor of the plaintiff.

Newsflash, you can't change the locks and still keep the rent.

[teebax]

A quick Google says SR 22 is for people with DUI/suspended license/'many traffic violations ...

Let the recovering insurance agent shed some light on it:

 

An SR22 is required when someone has had multiple serious traffic violations. I had one client who needed one because he'd had 2 DUIs. One DUI is serious to me, but most people with one DUI don't need an SR22, unless it was an extreme DUI. It's not an insurance policy per se, it's verifying that you have one. They will also require an SR22 if you've had an accident and didn't have any insurance (proof of financial responsibility) at the time of it.

 

 Most standard insurance carriers won't write you if you need an SR22. The ones that do charge an arm and a leg. 

 

Usually you have to have an SR22 for 3 years, so it's a steep penalty. Of course, your average JJ litigant won't get one; they'll just drive illegally.

[Redcookie]

No way was the blondies accent. She reminded me of when Madonna had a British accent. jeebus.

[califred]

Thanks Teebax

I was trying to figure out what I was missing and that makes sense (minus the not needing it for one DUI)

[7isBlue]

Plaintiff in today's home health aid case looks like the Red Queen in Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. That is all.

http://l.yimg.com/a/i/mo/alice-blog-redqueen.jpg

[BubblingKettle]

Thanks for explaining SR22, Teebax. I learned something new.

[AngelaHunter]

Mr. Hayes had the eyes that paralyze.

 

He seemed to think that acting like a clown would get him out of his pickles, if his lying couldn't. Ugh. Gross.

 

I wish to add "Roommate cases" to the no-no list. Those four nudniks were impossibly boring and silly. Plaintiffs will probably be back when their latest home sharing goes south.

 

The home care defendant, who thought that someone caring for two people for 24 hours should get $7/hr (doesn't McDonald's pay more?) was sporting some audacious wig there.

[Brattinella]

Nudniks!  YAY!!!

 

He really thought he was the bee's knees.  Yuck.

And don't get me started on the home-care bitch.  "I'm an Agency". 

[ElleMo]

And I don't know where a fast food worker gets $600 to spend on three pairs of shoes. 

I think Bird paid for them.  Since the sister is the legal guardian, she is getting some sort of aid from the gov't. My husband's aunt is foster parent to  her niece's son and she gets a decent amount of money.  The gov't bought him a bed when he first moved in and she even gets extra money to buy birthday and  Christmas gifts.

 

Some families even have a nonparent become the foster parent so that they can get money, but the parent sticks around, basically getting paid to raise their own kids.  I think JJ thought something like this was going on with this family.

Edited March 2, 2016 by ElleMo

[lovesnark]

When I saw the glory of Ms Walton's hair, I yelled "Woody Woodpecker!" It's too bad our daughter wasn't here to see it. She called him Woody Pecker when she was a little one. That would have been an awesome mother daughter bonding experience. Woody Pecker and JJ!

 

 

Did the blonde defendant in today's case of the two couples sharing an apartment say in the hallterview: "Sometimes cohabilitating doesn't work"? Do we have a new word for the lexicon?

 

I heard the same thing. Not being able to conversate effectively must make cohabilitating difficult.

[augmentedfourth]

The plaintiff in the mattress case reminded me of the episode of Family Guy where Peter has a job as Uma Thurman's eye wrangler, and he has to run over and push her eyes closer together whenever they start drifting too far apart. Other than that, some of the hair, and the short video where one car hits the other out of nowhere, today's cases were pretty dull.

[SandyToes]

This forum is a helluva lot more fun than the shows.  But I guess that's the point, right?

 

Woody wood pecker. (Or Woody Pecker - oh, dear!) Spot on.  hee.

[WhineandCheez]

That home health care agency owner was Ru Paul, and you will never convince me otherwise.  In a bad blonde wig and a pretentious English accent.  Ru Paul I tell ya!

 

The sleep number bed case was a real snooze (chortle chortle)

[Brattinella]

The plaintiff in the mattress case reminded me of the episode of Family Guy where Peter has a job as Uma Thurman's eye wrangler, and he has to run over and push her eyes closer together whenever they start drifting too far apart. Other than that, some of the hair, and the short video where one car hits the other out of nowhere, today's cases were pretty dull.

 

Thanks!  Just THINKING of that makes me laugh!

[AngelaHunter]

The plaintiff in the mattress case reminded me of the episode of Family Guy where Peter has a job as Uma Thurman's eye wrangler, and he has to run over and push her eyes closer together whenever they start drifting too far apart.

 

And I'm called "mean"?

 

In the "No good deed goes unpunished" category, we had snotty, smart-mouthed, dumbassed Nasheema, who was a SQUATTAH in the plaintiff's home and was supposed to pay rent. She was in a car accident, got 23K in settlement and decided not to pay him any of the money she owed him... because, well, she spent it all pronto and also... I forget. Nasheema is nineteen years old, has two children (no baby daddy(s) of course) and doesn't work. I hope she spent some of her money on getting birth control implanted under her skin, the way we do with feral cats. Who am I kidding? She probably has at least one more by now.

 

I'm pretty sure Byrd doesn't mind upping his involuntary contribution to pay for them.

 

Was that a repeat?

[Eliza422]

Let the recovering insurance agent shed some light on it:

 

An SR22 is required when someone has had multiple serious traffic violations. I had one client who needed one because he'd had 2 DUIs. One DUI is serious to me, but most people with one DUI don't need an SR22, unless it was an extreme DUI. It's not an insurance policy per se, it's verifying that you have one. They will also require an SR22 if you've had an accident and didn't have any insurance (proof of financial responsibility) at the time of it.

 

 Most standard insurance carriers won't write you if you need an SR22. The ones that do charge an arm and a leg. 

 

Usually you have to have an SR22 for 3 years, so it's a steep penalty. Of course, your average JJ litigant won't get one; they'll just drive illegally.

Teebax, what is the point of it? I mean, if someone has insurance (hard to believe in JJs world) but is in this pickle, how does another piece of paper help the situation?

[momtoall]

Hey, fake accent or not, two health aide workers who spoke in complete sentences. This must to be a first in JJ land.

[Tosia]

Thanks for the laughs everybody! Even Uma/Oprah wd have to chuckle at the clever responses on this forum. The blonde agency was such a low life RuPaul.

Can't we put birth control in the water supply everywhere for about 5 years?

[AngelaHunter]

Hey, fake accent or not, two health aide workers who spoke in complete sentences. This must to be a first in JJ land.

 

Not only that, but there was no throwing of bricks through windshields and no punching, biting or tussling of anyone to the ground. Impressive.

[PopTart16]

Okay an SR22 is a filing that is required by the state of California when someone has a very bad driving record- too many moving violations, DUI's, or accidents without insurance. The SR22 CAN NOT be purchased alone, in order to have it you must have an active insurance policy, the whole point is to keep track of people with shitty driving records and make sure they have liability insurance in the event that they cause an accident. The moment your insurance policy lapses and because you have an SR22 your insurance company contacts the DMV and your license is suspended. If the person causes an accident and says they have "SR22 insurance" that simply means they have a liability policy with an SR22 filing and in theory should have coverage to cover an accident, that's the whole point- the SR filing serves as proof that the person has at a minimum liability coverage to cover any damages they might cause and it is a way to track people with bad driving records, if you don't keep your policy active your license gets taken because your insurance company alerts the DMV to the fact that you are driving without insurance.

[BubblingKettle]

First episode, first case -- Ms. Battle and Ms. Clark fought (with their cars?) over a guy in jail. Both women find it all very funny. JJ repeatedly asked the plaintiff to take the hair out of her eyes, but I think she may have had an artificial eye or something (the one that she kept covering). Ms. Clark has SARS (She Ain't Right Syndrome)...she was very hard to understand, her impulse control wasn't great, and how the hell is she allowed to operate a car with her eyes covered up with hair?? With the distractions of the teeth, speech, covered eyes, wonky stuff, and etc., I just couldn't get into this case.

 

First episode, second case -- Child support case. Mr. Johnson was suing his ex regarding support for his daughter Akilah that was paid when she was not attending college. Boooooring.

 

First episode, third case -- Some a-hole teens put pumpkins in the road, and the plaintiff ended up having an accident. The defendant was yet another distracted teen whose attention JJ had to redirect. The plaintiff had no proof, so the case was dismissed. In the hallterview, the defendant's mother campaigned for her son's sainthood and gave herself several hearty boast-filled pats on the back.

 

Second episode, first case -- Plaintiff Mr. Lights bit Ms. King's pitbull while trying to get him to stop fighting with his lab-pit mix. They had previously agreed that the dogs would not be let loose at the same time in their shared backyard. So much for that. Ms. King claimed that Mr. Lights harassed her, but I was getting a vibe that Ms. King probably starts shit when she wants to. JJ told Ms. King to pay the dental bills.

 

Second episode, second case -- Plaintiff Angela Jabor was suing defendant Chris for breaking a bed while too many kids were stuffed into a room drinking. Ms. Jaboor faked some pearl-clutching about the underage drinking. Ms. Jaboor was taught a lesson in common sense by JJ when she explained that Jaboor's 22-yr-old daughter should be paying to replace the broken bed because she was the one that bought all of the alcohol for the younger kids. But in the end, JJ told Chris to contribute. On another note, Chris is obviously too young to know about the Coneheads, but someone should tell him.

 

Second episode, third case -- I kept trying to see if plaintiff Gena Hollister had a plastic jewel on her belly, because she really looked like a troll doll. Anyway, this was an unpaid rent case. Jerome Hollingsworth presented his info in a straightforward way and seemed like a normal guy.

 

I don't know if I'll watch tomorrow --- the preview was for a case about a dirtbag pitbull miller.  Dirtbags, pitbulls, puppy mills...too many things to piss me off.

[Brattinella]

Come ON, Judy!!  If the lady has a bum eye, she has a right to cover it up!  God, she is horrible, told her at least 6 times to "let me see both your eyes".  WTFF??  You the police, Judy?  No couth.

[Jamoche]

Rerun today: a woman who will not stop talking over JJ, and JJ says she does not believe the woman is not stoned. I have no clue what the case was about - I heard the word "property" in the word flood.

 

OMG it got better! JJ just had her mic turned off!

Edited March 2, 2016 by Jamoche

[ItsHelloPattiagain]

 

Nicardo will be on Beyond Scared Straight in a year, mark my words. And he probably still won't learn his lesson. This was one time I wanted Byrd to walk over and tell him to straighten the fuck up while he's in the courtroom. This kid clearly has NO respect for women, and no wonder, with a mother that lets him get away with everything.

Unfortunately Beyond Scared Straight (the TV show and one of my faves) is off the air but the programs continue. I would pay big money to see Nicardo get his face licked and his ass licked by some big old jailbirds. He reminds me of my former neighbors - a single mom and criminal-in-training 16 yo son who beat up his mother and ran away -kid was on probation for domestic violence but the mother let him come home so he could sit in the garage and smoke weed all day and then walk around with a sawed off Airsoft gun that looked like a sawed off shotgun along with inviting all his hood rat friends over to rob EVERY SINGLE TOWNHOUSE on my row (except mine). He finally got arrested for weed possession after the cops chased him down for "going after" some other kid with the gun. After that they moved out leaving $4000 worth of damage to the townhouse. I was just happy they were gone. I wanted to slap his mother in the head repeatedly - and ironically they were also Jamaican. 

 

I bet if the convenience story lady and the guy who crashed into her car pooled all their gold teeth they could buy her a nice late model "new to her" vehicle. 

 

Madonna of the Home Health Nursing Agency reminded me of a lady that used to do the Bible readings at my church - she was from Brooklyn (and sounded like it) but apparently turned into Dame Judi Dench when she started reading. . . "Weeelllllccoooommme...... to the Hoooooollly Sacrifice (sssssssssssssssssss) of the Massssssssssssssssssss" 

[Rick Kitchen]

I am very weirded out by the amount of people who just live with other people, complete strangers. They are all loons. Loons attracting loons. It is just so odd to me. 

 

I lived with a stranger in his three bedroom house because I was desperate for a place to live.  He rented out the third room to another woman who was absolutely insane.  She left used tampons draped over the door of the shower we had to share.  I wound up collecting them in a plastic bag and leaving it on her bedroom door.  She and the landlord got into a huge fight and he turned off all of the power trying to force her out.  She called the cops.  The cops said she was a renter and he had to go through the eviction process to get rid of her.  I tried explaining to him that he was causing me trouble, too, but he didn't care.

 

Landlord and his wife were separated but then she showed back up and they started living together (surprisingly, I already knew her, and didn't know she was landlord's wife).  They were together again for just a few days when they got into a huge fight and he wound up turning over the huge television onto the living room floor and it exploded.

 

I was out as soon as I possibly could be.

[designing1]

 

Second episode, third case -- I kept trying to see if plaintiff Gena Hollister had a plastic jewel on her belly, because she really looked like a troll doll. Anyway, this was an unpaid rent case. Jerome Hollingsworth presented his info in a straightforward way and seemed like a normal guy.

 

The plaintiff claimed to be 44 years old. That must be dog years. Or, based on the condition of her mouth, meth years.

[arejay]

Actually, Ms. Child-Support-Misappropriator, one does NOT have to continue to fund your adult child if said "child" decides to opt of school.  You MAY, of course, but you don't have to.  

[Brattinella]

I lived with a stranger in his three bedroom house because I was desperate for a place to live.  He rented out the third room to another woman who was absolutely insane.  She left used tampons draped over the door of the shower we had to share.  I wound up collecting them in a plastic bag and leaving it on her bedroom door.  She and the landlord got into a huge fight and he turned off all of the power trying to force her out.  She called the cops.  The cops said she was a renter and he had to go through the eviction process to get rid of her.  I tried explaining to him that he was causing me trouble, too, but he didn't care.

 

Landlord and his wife were separated but then she showed back up and they started living together (surprisingly, I already knew her, and didn't know she was landlord's wife).  They were together again for just a few days when they got into a huge fight and he wound up turning over the huge television onto the living room floor and it exploded.

 

I was out as soon as I possibly could be.

 

That's a capital crime right there.  *gagging*

[BubblingKettle]

Rick Kitchen - that story sounds like it was made for a TV court show.