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ZoloftBlob
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Btw I do feel like I was harsh earlier so I do apologize. I've just spent years hearing how: Jeremy isn't accountable at 15-17 for making public racist comments (including calling his belove

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If Auj and Jer go for a walk in the woods and don’t post about it on social media, did the walk actually happen?

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Maybe these two nimrods will improve with age, but the constant whining about how tired they are and how important it is that they “find time” to still be a couple is so pathetic.  I am almost twice O

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I will say that I think the mismatched cupboards might have been an intentional, if stupid, style choice. I noticed in the tear down video that there was one faux wood cupboard on each side of the kitchen, positioned opposite of each other, which made me think it was intentional.

I was wrong by the way. I looked at the instastories again and the camera was showing a reverse image so what I thought was one wood cabinet on one side with one wood cabinet on the other with white cabinets in between is really just white cabinets with one completely mismatched wood grain cabinet.

I hope the professional they hire to clean up the mess talks them out of the tile to the ceiling.

Also, because I am mean, I find it hilarious that Jeremy's kitchen - which the big boy proudly declared his project took five months to complete, looked cheap and poorly done, and promptly fell apart upon completion to where it needs to be redone.

While Zach had his kitchen redo done in three days by professionals, and took the wife on a three day trip to deal with the inconvenience. 

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1 hour ago, booboopbedoo said:
On 11/5/2017 at 10:29 AM, Rap541 said:

I'm just faintly impressed they actually took the cat to a vet instead of anointing it with lavender.  

Using a dildo of course

And reciting whatever they told the cat when they first anointed it. I can't help it, but every time I think of Auj, this runs through my head.

 

 

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I will bet that if they have the kitchen redone, InTouch will just by complete coincidence of course decide to do a follow up story on "one year after baby arrived" and will just so happen to decide to take pics of them in the new kitchen. Auj and Mr. Builder will have had absolutely no influence of course....it was all the magazine's idea.

Rap541

Rap541

So per Audrey, the precious lil marrieds have actually moved back into her parents house!

Her instastories are lengthy and she says she is "butt hurt" about it. Basically the dishwasher was leaking under the floorboards for some time and now there's a *mold* problem and they had to rip it all out... I think we all know why Jeremy won't be doing the work this time around. And they're apparently planning to be at her parents for at least two months. I seriously wonder if they have had the "You wanted this house!" vs "You're the man, you made the final decision!" fight.

Audrey also really wants everyone to know that she's aware that essential oils can kill cats and she's not that shitty of a pet owner , thank you very much! She think Pine ate something in the garden. 

I note that Audrey has a really noticable bump under her chin that has been there for months which makes it unlikely to be acne. 

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5 hours ago, Rap541 said:

Audrey also really wants everyone to know that she's aware that essential oils can kill cats and she's not that shitty of a pet owner , thank you very much! She think Pine ate something in the garden. 

 

They ARE shitty pet owners because they let their cat roam in the wild where he ate something he shouldn't have ever been exposed  to.

They should feel lucky if all Pine ate was some plant that made him a little sick and that he didn't eat fucking rat poison.  Or get hit by a car or etc etc etc.  They could easily be laying him to rest in between poor Rocky and Sully.

IDIOTS! I hope their whole house ROTS and has to be torn down and it turns out they didn't have the proper insurance so they end up living in  Matt's junk room because *Amy tells them to eff off! 

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So the ten minute clip is on TLC.com.

First, I am calling bullshit on the magical tree house fuck - that baby wasn't late, they just didn't concieve it in the treehouse on Dec 6. 

Second, Audrey really needs to stop shaming other mothers. I certainly understand her choice to not use pain medication but really, her little attitude screams "*Real Moms* don't use pain medication!" without making any concession to the reality that not everyone has a relatively seamless pregnancy. Likewise on the constant frowny face over the horror of inducing - what, if you were induced, you're officially a shittier mom?

Third, for all they kept harping "cameras were not allowed in the birthing" - yeah, then don't show us the door to the room and Audrey off screen grunting.

The bit at the end  - Jeremy and Audrey sitting in confessional chairs staring at the baby with dead eyes and Jeremy openly frowning - is why these two will never carry the show. They're showing off their newborn baby and they looked bored to fucking tears. 

Zach looked more excited to hold the baby.

What was with the tub? Is that some birthing trend I missed?

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athousandclowns

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On November 10, 2017 at 6:09 AM, gonecrackers said:

I think Ember is cute but I love babies. I do see a lot of mouth, & in that way she looks like her mom.

Jer is dry as dirt.  Zach has a personality; Jer is just there.

So, not sure if Auj had a natural labor or not... she's so quiet about it (eye roll). Hopefully, that is not her biggest achievement in life.

Growing up my mother worked as an RN postum  in a Catholic Hospital. She referred to it as women war stories. Uu

Look around gurl we all got here basically the same way. Some of us and our babies really have struggles so you really can't really be throwing any light on it.......... But I bet you two will be teaching a weekend seminar on it soon. 

Sorry can't seem to edit out the "reallys above. 

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*Unrelated rant ahead*

Just noticed on one of Audrey’s instastories that some girl that goes by the name thefreckledfoxx (yep, just like the other freckledfox account, but with 2 x’s ?) posted one of her kids in Auj’s binkie onesie.  All these chicks look like cake-faced, red-headed clones of one another. And I couldn’t help but notice on this woman’s account that it’s MAJORLY filled with sponsored posts, just like our lovely Auj Poj. Birds of a feather, I suppose...

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I've been lurking for a while and not posting because so many posters have been saying what I've been thinking, however, a recent Instagram post by Faux-drey has set me over the edge. 

She recently posted a lengthy whine-fest about how difficult it is to go through a remodel. From her post, "As they say, 'If you can make lt through a remodel you can go through anything...' Well, looks like we are about to make it through two in one year"

You've got to be kidding me you pampered, entitled, workshy fool.

This isn't the first time she's whined about her life and the remodel but this one takes the cake. 

Not only are she and her husband lazy, out of touch, and holier-than-thou (among other things), despite all they have undeservedly been given, they show next to no (possibly none at all) gratitude for anything. 

While problems are often relative -- just because others have it worse doesn't mean we can't be upset about our own problems -- there are limits (if you live in the real world and have compassion for others) and when you've been as fortunate as they have, they have long passed that limit. 

How terrible their life is! The unemployed 20-somethings can afford (sort of) a half-a-million-dollar home, can remodel that home and have another place to live while they do it. Not to mention the fact that neither of these slackers actually work -- despite the laughable claims from the two that they are so busy with their "businesses" -- which amount to them living off of a reality show that is possible because of the family that Audrey clearly only tolerates and whom the two show massive disrespect for (Amy.) 

Audrey continued in her post: "l was pretty heartached, angry, frustrated, and bitter for at least a solid 24 hours. Moving out/living under construction with a newborn is ??" 

Well, if Audrey and Jeremy weren't in competition with Zach and Tori they could have waited until they were settled to have the baby. Remember the scene where Jeremy almost scolded Audrey for waiting too long to have a child (after Zach and Tori announced her pregnancy) and Audrey looked like a deer caught in the headlights? Yeah, that wasn't disturbing at all ... 

Moreover, if they weren't so intent on staying away from the gravy-train Roloffs, had bought a more reasonable home, not blown their money on b.s., they could have had a comfortable home set up before she got knocked up.

See, it's this thing called personal responsibility. Audrey has had far more choices than most people have and now she's whining about them. Tough break sweetheart. I'm guessing that things aren't so peachy in the hipster douchebag marriage/household -- which is usually the case when people are constantly telling others how to live their lives ... Don't even get me started about their vomit inducing life/marriage advice.

Then she went on to shill her Always More b.s./exploitation of Christianity to make money. 

"But today the Lord reminded me of this simple yet significant truth. There is ALWAYS MORE to my story than what l can see, know, and understand. “..

Yeah always more, just not when it comes to gratitude, self awareness, humility, common sense, respect for Jeremy's mother, etc. etc. 

Ugh, I could say even more but I'll cap it for now. These two are infuriating. 

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Rap541

Rap541

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Well, let me point the "bad parent" finger, if I may.

If you're bitching on your instagram about how the remodel has to be torn out because of the water from the dishwasher and you're running dehumidifiers and sealing it all off with plastic because of the *mold*...

Hey Audrey? Maybe you shouldn't be posing with the two month old baby smack in the middle of the torn up *mold infested* kitchen. Jesus Christ, does that actually have to be said? Don't intentionally expose your baby to mold??

Ohsrsrly, out of touch is totally fair, and I would add spoiled on top of that. Really? This is a trial for her to bear so that she get "Always More"? She's acting like this is "Job 2 - The Suffering of Audrey". Since Jeremy has no job, and is supposedly handy, why did a relatively small kitchen remodel take 3 months to begin with? And since actually being able to cook a meal in a kitchen is the whole point of the room, since there was never a working stove, this remodel took five months and was never completed. 

Let's see, they don't have to work because they're paid to play on camera. They don't have jobs to take them away from their baby. There doesn't appear to be any money problems ie: there's no real talk of how expensive redoing the kitchen is. Despite Mommy Audrey having the kid tour the mold infested kitchen, the kid appears to be happy and healthy. Despite their kitchen crisis, they do have a place to live. Audrey's "heartached" situation is a blessing compared to a lot of people i know. I have a friend right now whose wife lost her job right before the baby came, and they're doing some sort of go fund campaign for help since they really don't have anywhere to turn. I get that people do have the right to complain about their life circumstances and honestly? I'm not unmindful of how disappointing it would be to do a remodel and then find out that something was so wrong, it all had to be redone. I get it. It's just grating that someone who is so blessed is always prating about getting always more. Audrey is never happy, Audrey will never be full, Audrey could have everything she ever wanted and she would still expect more. And she still wouldn't be grateful for what she has. And she has quite a lot that she is completely ungrateful for - healthy child, financial stability, supportive family. Seriously, she is able to move into her parents home for what sounds like months at the drop of a hat instead of *having to tough it out* in her own home. Has she expressed a word of gratitude for how lucky she is?

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Rap541

It's like, on the one hand I don't want to slag on someone for whether they breast feed or not. I honestly don't care. Is your baby alive and growing? Not sick? Then I assume you're feeding it correctly. But Auj? Get down off the cross. 

Really? You had the worst set of engorged titties the nurses had EVER seen? Did they give you a little certificate with "Best Little Mama Enduring the Worst Engorgement Ever"?

Then we have the references to her pain - worse than labor dontcha know! And her many many trials, complete with you know, a doctor and a lactation consultant telling her she might not be able to be a good mom.... I mean, whoopsie, that she might not be able to fully rely on breast feeding...

And look! Audrey has proven those naysayers wrong! She's BREASTFEEDING THE HELL OUT OF THAT BABY! She's feeding her baby from *her own body* not like those shit mothers with their evil wicked formula. She prayed and Jesus made her milk flow! Even tho she has mastitis again (every time her child suckles, Auj screams and remembers the agony of childbirth because you know, breast feeding with mastitis is WORSE PAIN but she is a GOOD MOM, and will suckle her child even as the AGONY brings her to tears, OH GOD SHE MUST BREAST FEED!!!) Auj is a little trooper!

I mean really, the formula shaming is a tad obnoxious. As are the self aggrandizing posts that amount to "I'm a good MOMMY! Everyone circle around and tell me I'm the best ever! Always more compliments!"

* "insiffienct granular tissue.." is the spelling error du jour from Auj the Professional Writer. I think she means insufficient glandular tissue, which is an actual thing, and not something a woman should be ashamed about which is partly why I find Auj's emphasis on how she prayed her titties into working a lil offensive. 

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AnnieBeez

AnnieBeez

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39 minutes ago, MoodyGirl said:

Is it just me, or does this seem like kind of a mean thing to brag about in this family when Jackson is a little person? I mean I'm glad she's healthy and growing but did she have to specify height?

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Ha! Even the doctor's shilling...I wonder if she asked him about his new book.

From the 2 month link--Ember: "a small live piece of coal wood etc in a dying fire." Is the dying fire her family? I don't get it. 

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Celia Rubenstein

Celia Rubenstein

Jesus Christ, is Audrey still going on about her aching titties?   And why is she complaining that nobody told her how bad it could be?  I remember her complaining that people were telling her horror stories about pregnancy and childbirth when she was pregnant.   Said she didn't want to hear it. 

I swear, it's like she actually looks for ways to annoy people.

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Rap541

You know, I'd forgotten that, Audrey bitching how tired she was of hearing everyone's horror stories when she was just having a fabulous time...

I wonder, as she proudly puts this out there to "help" pending new mothers, that she was very very firm in noting how she did not want mothers to tell her their horror stories. And now she's regaling anyone and everyone with her aching titties and her misery.

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ThinkerBell

ThinkerBell

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21 hours ago, ohsrysly said:

I've been lurking for a while and not posting because so many posters have been saying what I've been thinking, however, a recent Instagram post by Faux-drey has set me over the edge. 

She recently posted a lengthy whine-fest about how difficult it is to go through a remodel. From her post, "As they say, 'If you can make lt through a remodel you can go through anything...' Well, looks like we are about to make it through two in one year"

You've got to be kidding me you pampered, entitled, workshy fool.

This isn't the first time she's whined about her life and the remodel but this one takes the cake. 

Jer and Auj probably binged-watching endless hours of House Hunters episodes where every twenty-something (generally bankrolled by a doting parent) believes it's their birthright to have stainless steel appliances, granite countertops, hardwood flooring, double sinks in the master bathroom, and space for a media room in their first house.

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