HalcyonDays February 1, 2016 Share February 1, 2016 Episode synopsis: A rubber-duck hunt determines which ingredients the contestants will use with duck in a team challenge; the winning team spends the day on a yacht while the losers prepare a duck appetizer. Guests for dinner service include Kris Jenner and Dita Von Teese. Link to comment
redlaces February 4, 2016 Share February 4, 2016 "This is Kris Jenner's risotto!" 5 snot rockets coming up chef! 7 Link to comment
Surrealist February 4, 2016 Share February 4, 2016 For the challenge, I thought that Gordon was going to drop the contestants out of the helicopter and into piranha-infested water. Meh. Link to comment
backformore February 4, 2016 Share February 4, 2016 (edited) I don't know what Jackie wrote on the "list". The fucking list? And Chef Christina says "it's a professional fucking kitchen- that's disrespectful!" Ramsey drops F-bombs constantly. but writing the word is such a horrible crime? I don't get it. I used to like watching the FOOD. In the first part, they rushed through the food and recipes so fast, it was impossible to get a sense of the dishes were. In the second part, I wanted to see what all the selections on the menu were, I had to freeze frame the show to read part of it. Edited February 4, 2016 by backformore 7 Link to comment
Sir RaiderDuck OMS February 4, 2016 Share February 4, 2016 Jackie's obviously being kept around for the entertainment value. She brings nothing as a chef. Good luck, Hassan. Hope you're not being set up to fail. 5 Link to comment
joeyjoey February 4, 2016 Share February 4, 2016 I miss Andi. Her eyes were more intimidating than Ramsay's mouth. I hope this she comes back next season or season after next (thinking they taped seasons 15 and 16 back to back). Link to comment
Ellee February 4, 2016 Share February 4, 2016 "This is Kris Jenner's risotto!" 5 snot rockets coming up chef! redlaces, I love starting my morning off with a laugh. Thank you. :D 1 Link to comment
Major Bigtime February 4, 2016 Share February 4, 2016 I hope Hassan stays around until the end. I wish Jackie had been sent home as she is indeed the cancer on that team. But Meece was a meek little thing. 1 Link to comment
break21 February 4, 2016 Share February 4, 2016 I guess I was supposed to care that Kris Jenner's meal was a disaster. I cared when they had the armed forces personnel or kids. Millionaires - not so much. Terrible episode, in my opinion. 5 Link to comment
Surrealist February 4, 2016 Share February 4, 2016 I like Hassan, but I hope he's not being set up to look like a sexist asshole because Gordon put him on the women's team. 1 Link to comment
Totale February 4, 2016 Share February 4, 2016 What a bunch of useless donkeys. I watch them (when I'm not FFing through the dull half of the show) but without much enthusiasm. It's like I've given up. 5 Link to comment
Jenkins February 4, 2016 Share February 4, 2016 You aren't the only one...I have no idea why I still watch this. They don't even TRY to change the show up....the challenges will always come down to the last two chefs. Most of the time he will kick the entire team out of the kitchen making the other team come over and cover for them. Always men vs women to start... They need to do SOMETHING to make this show fresh again... 4 Link to comment
Surrealist February 4, 2016 Share February 4, 2016 What a bunch of useless donkeys. I watch them (when I'm not FFing through the dull half of the show) but without much enthusiasm. It's like I've given up. This post SPOT ON. 1 Link to comment
threebluestars February 4, 2016 Share February 4, 2016 Is Meese a nickname or short for something? I miss when they used to show the dessert service as well. I also used to like seeing more about the food - what they were making on the menu. I actually like the prep punishments because I like to see how they prep the food. 2 Link to comment
xcrayon2215x February 4, 2016 Share February 4, 2016 I think the Final 6 will be: Hassan, Jared, Dannie, Ariel, Chad and Kristin though Frank might beat out Kristin. Jackie really irritates me. 1 Link to comment
DropTheSoap February 4, 2016 Share February 4, 2016 Jackie is guaranteed to stick around a couple weeks, as the producers love their drama. 4 Link to comment
jumper sage February 5, 2016 Share February 5, 2016 What did the hand gestures that Jackie did mean? Seemed like something gross. When she said she would have served the pink chicken I thought she wouldn't have passed my mom's cooking lessons when I was 8. Link to comment
Julia February 5, 2016 Share February 5, 2016 Yeah, so enjoying Jackie's little sitcom italian minstrel show. And totally sure that she's still on the show because Ramsay is seriously considering hiring a 30+ yo pizza parlor line cook who was two weeks out culinary school when filming started. 3 Link to comment
Jersey Guy 87 February 5, 2016 Share February 5, 2016 Jackie's obviously being kept around for the entertainment value. She brings nothing as a chef. She doesn't bring a lot of entertainment value either. Hassan will be bossy and pompous, his new team will hate him and Ramsay will wonder what happened to him. Christine (former winner) must be wondering what she's done wrong, she had survived this insanity only to be thrust back into it. I'm not sure what, exactly, the "talk" between Jackie and Christine was supposed to achieve but it didn't seem to achieve much to me. 6 Link to comment
Sir RaiderDuck OMS February 5, 2016 Share February 5, 2016 (edited) She doesn't bring a lot of entertainment value either. Hassan will be bossy and pompous, his new team will hate him and Ramsay will wonder what happened to him. Christine (former winner) must be wondering what she's done wrong, she had survived this insanity only to be thrust back into it. I'm not sure what, exactly, the "talk" between Jackie and Christine was supposed to achieve but it didn't seem to achieve much to me. Agree that the women's team will hate Hassan. For the other Apprentice fans here: I wonder if he's about to get the Pamela Day treatment. As for Christine v Jackie: that was all about Christine visibly smacking someone down and establishing that this was her kitchen with her rules. She needed to pick a fight about something in order to make her point, and Jackie's crassness provided the perfect opportunity. Edited February 5, 2016 by Sir RaiderDuck OMS Link to comment
Julia February 5, 2016 Share February 5, 2016 (edited) Christine (former winner) must be wondering what she's done wrong, she had survived this insanity only to be thrust back into it. I'm not sure what, exactly, the "talk" between Jackie and Christine was supposed to achieve but it didn't seem to achieve much to me. I don't know if it's more complicated than Jackie trying to argue with her as though they were professional equals when Jackie's a not-very-talented noob who reports to Christina, and you don't do that in a kitchen. I suspect the fact that Jackie's obsequious with Ramsay didn't help. Edited February 5, 2016 by Julia 2 Link to comment
mlp February 7, 2016 Share February 7, 2016 I'm still trying to figure out why they're singing about fire during the opening while the contestants are trudging through snow. I usually enjoy the opening sequence but this one makes little sense to me. I keep thinking I recognize Frankie from some other show but I don't know where I would have seen him before so maybe he's just a type. An annoying type. Hassan seems competent and serious about being there. I think he'd be good-looking if he'd shave that awful beard or at least trim it neatly and short. The preview didn't bode well for him but that may be misdirection. Overall, the men seem a lot stronger than the women. 4 Link to comment
ketchuplover February 7, 2016 Share February 7, 2016 For the challenge, I thought that Gordon was going to drop the contestants out of the helicopter and into piranha-infested water. Meh. What did piranhas ever do to you? 4 Link to comment
Calamity Jane February 7, 2016 Share February 7, 2016 I find myself wrestling with the larger question right now - why in the name of everything sensible do I watch this show? Hell's Kitchen, I wish I could quit you. It's not even heartbreak at this point, just mostly boredom. Why can't I stop watching??? 7 Link to comment
Surrealist February 7, 2016 Share February 7, 2016 (edited) I find myself wrestling with the larger question right now - why in the name of everything sensible do I watch this show? Hell's Kitchen, I wish I could quit you. It's not even heartbreak at this point, just mostly boredom. Why can't I stop watching??? Because it's fun to come here and make fun of the show, even if it bores you. :-D Edited February 7, 2016 by Surrealist 6 Link to comment
Julia February 7, 2016 Share February 7, 2016 I find myself wrestling with the larger question right now - why in the name of everything sensible do I watch this show? Hell's Kitchen, I wish I could quit you. It's not even heartbreak at this point, just mostly boredom. Why can't I stop watching??? Because it's fun to come here and make fun of the show, even if it bores you. :-D That. Also I like to judge the production staff and the casting people and Fox in general. 4 Link to comment
Jenkins February 7, 2016 Share February 7, 2016 Because it's fun to come here and make fun of the show, even if it bores you. :-D This is actually why I watch about 90% of "reality" TV... 2 Link to comment
ari333 February 7, 2016 Share February 7, 2016 I knew the loud chick would be safe bc she's the loud chick. So the other one was toast. I knew the loud chick would be safe bc she's the loud chick. So the other one was toast. 3 Link to comment
Madding crowd February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 I find nothing attractive or interesting about Dita Von Teese. In fact, I think she resembles her ex husband Marilyn Manson. Mr. MaddingCrowd said she looks like she is dipped in makeup and wax. I did wonder who the young women were with Kris Jenner-I'm guessing assistants of some kind. The women seem like the usual type: most seem like they arrived from a bus from the women's prison. Many of the guys look like they came in from working a hot dog stand. I've always liked seeing Christina through-glad she can be tough with these yahoos. 7 Link to comment
RCharter February 18, 2016 Share February 18, 2016 The women seem like the usual type: most seem like they arrived from a bus from the women's prison. Many of the guys look like they came in from working a hot dog stand. I've always liked seeing Christina through-glad she can be tough with these yahoos. Spot on. They always look like they recruit from the food court at the mall. 3 Link to comment
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