Christine Brown Woolley: Nacho Sister Wife Anymore

[DakotaJustice]

8 hours ago, Easy E said:

Hahahahaha! This totally made my day! It just gets funnier the more you look at it! 

It does! I always picture Robyn's head slowly emerging from the bottom of the window sill like an old Monty Python animated bit. 🤣

[ginger90]

 

[Meowwww]

39 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

 

Except for the stupid holey jeans, she looks good here. 

[Kyanight]

13 minutes ago, Meowwww said:

Except for the stupid holey jeans, she looks good here. 

I agree.  Except I also hate that this family thinks they have to wear a jacket with every outfit in order to "finish" it.  I think she looks happy and pretty.  HATE the jeans!

[DakotaJustice]

The jacket is way too small but I guess that's LLR style. 

[Kohola3]

So what part of that is "dressing up".  The jeans with gaping holes?  The too-small jacket?  The matronly sagging top?  Must be the red heels.  Otherwise I got nuthin'.

Edited May 18, 2020 by Kohola3
spelling - although "hells" would describe a date night with Kootie.

[LilWharveyGal]

Poor third-place Christine, settling for a date night drive. I wonder if she still felt sexy when Kody slowed down just enough for her to step out of the car before gunning back to Robyn's for the night.

[AZChristian]

1 hour ago, DakotaJustice said:

The jacket is way too small but I guess that's LLR style. 

It's probably a hand-me-down from Meri, who wouldn't wear it because it was WAY too big for her.

[xwordfanatik]

I don't see the point of wearing a too-small jacket (or any clothing article, rilly.)  It makes one look like they've recently gained too much weight, if it won't close.  Leave it to LLN to skimp on sizes.

Now Christine appears to be raiding Truely's closet.  Meri has moved on to raiding Areola's.

I do like Christine's red shoes.  They beat the hell out of Meri's ugly "shooties."  

[Pickleinthemiddle]

It's looks like "oh fudge, my heel is stuck.  

[deirdra]

"Embrace Sexy"?  I thought polygamy wasn't about the sex.  Will they be stopping for take-out nachos on date night?

[MonicaM]

I was going to make a snide comment about "date night" because as a monogamous couple, Mr. M and I just call it "taking a drive" or "going out to eat", etc.  

However, when you are single with a non live-in boyfriend, I guess if the two of you get together it really is a "date".  

 

[Kyanight]

1 hour ago, MonicaM said:

I was going to make a snide comment about "date night" because as a monogamous couple, Mr. M and I just call it "taking a drive" or "going out to eat", etc.  

However, when you are single with a non live-in boyfriend, I guess if the two of you get together it really is a "date".  

 

 Yeahhhhh........  I dunno.   I think they are way past the pretense.  Kody lives with his one wife Robyn, period.  Either these dates happen in her head or else Kody was asked to drive one of the kids somewhere and Christine asked to go along and calls it a "date".  Or maybe they just say this for appearance sake, so that their followers will still believe they are a polygamist family, in case there IS another season.

[ginger90]

 

 

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[AZChristian]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I now officially love Truely.  She can come and visit my Harry Potter guest bedroom.

[xwordfanatik]

Truely is one of my favorite Browns.  She's definitely in the top three.

 

[MonicaM]

I love Harry Potter.  When my sons were young, we read all the books and saw all the movies together as a family.  We had the books on CD and for several years listened to them again and again on long car trips.  

However, the fact that Truely is not only free to read Harry Potter, but encouraged, is definitive proof that all pretense of following a conservative religious faith is gone from the Brown family.  We had parents who belonged to churches a lot less conservative than the Brown's who tried to get the Harry Potter series banned from the school library.  

Hope Truely enjoys every single page of every book!

[toodles]

5 hours ago, AZChristian said:

I now officially love Truely.  She can come and visit my Harry Potter guest bedroom.

Me too my Harry Potter friend.💖

[suomi]

I wonder if or how often Christine thinks about how Truely's childhood compares to those of the older kids (her kids, and the others as well). It's like night and day.

In the beginning there were three littles but also three moms so that was sorta like what Truely has. But after a few years you know it was chaotic, with little chance for quiet time let alone one-on-one time.

You just know she's super glad that Truely doesn't have to live under the same roof with or close to Robyn's drama teens and her two little imps. Holy hell no!

[deirdra]

Yes, suomi, it looks like Christine and Truely are enjoying a peaceful life compared to several years of Christine being in charge of the oldest 5-11 kids (pre-Savannah & Truely) while Janelle worked and Meri went along on Kootie's "working" road trips.

[ginger90]

 

[Kyanight]

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

 

Ginger, for reason I can't see your post.  I've been trying and trying.

[Gramto6]

1 minute ago, Kyanight said:

Ginger, for reason I can't see your post.  I've been trying and trying.

Me too!

[ginger90]

Must have been a glitch:

 

[Gramto6]

Thanks @ginger90! 

[DakotaJustice]

so basically she's using all the crisis in the nation to attempt to sell crappy clothes. 

Is this a new low?!!

[Teafortwo]

3 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

so basically she's using all the crisis in the nation to attempt to sell crappy clothes. 

Is this a new low?!!

I know this was a rhetorical question, but yes.

[Kohola3]

7 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

so basically she's using all the crisis in the nation to attempt to sell crappy clothes. 

And hideous ill-fitting ones at that.  Wrinkles right into her crotch and what's with the swelling in her left leg which appears to be twice the size of her right one.

These people don't have the brains to know how vapid and tasteless they are.

[ginger90]

Similar to Meri’s “fire sale”.

[Kyanight]

3 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

And hideous ill-fitting ones at that.  Wrinkles right into her crotch and what's with the swelling in her left leg which appears to be twice the size of her right one.

These people don't have the brains to know how vapid and tasteless they are.

So.... maybe those styles just aren't popular in Colorado... but I NEVER see anyone wearing pants like that.  Seriously.

[AZChristian]

17 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

so basically she's using all the crisis in the nation to attempt to sell crappy clothes. 

Is this a new low?!!

I unfriended a FB friend who was a realtor after he posted, "If you're stuck at home, it should be a NICE home.  Call me to see our list of homes in your area."

6 hours ago, Kyanight said:

So.... maybe those styles just aren't popular in Colorado... but I NEVER see anyone wearing pants like that.  Seriously.

We tend to walk the mall before the stores open in the mornings, and sometimes see the salespeople for Hot Topic and stores like it.  They're ALL dressed like that, and it takes every bit of control I have not to say something like, "Oh, I'm so glad you have a job now so you can buy some jeans without holes" as they're unlocking the door to open the store.

[Kyanight]

[Gramto6]

OMG Ky you made my evening!

[ginger90]

 

[deirdra]

Buying and applying sunscreen isn't hard.

For someone who is scared of toasters, she should also be wary of the sun on her rapidly aging skin.

Edited June 11, 2020 by deirdra

[suomi]

Whoa! My stepmom would say "She looks like 40 miles of bad road."

And, regarding Christine's thing with toasters "She's like a flea on a hot griddle." 

[DakotaJustice]

Well at least we know she's not filtering. 

I'm at least 10 years older than Christine but she looks much older than I. 

It looks like she's just finished a crying jag.

[Kohola3]

As usual, the SM posting picture has nothing whatsoever to do with the message.  How does a sweaty, haggard looking Christine equate to BLM?  She felt she needed to prove that she exercises and just threw it in there for good measure?

[Meowwww]

Huh.  She is around my age of 49, but her genetics give her thin skin that’s prone to wrinkles (her mom has the same). She looks like some of my friends...my other friends have all been injected with Botox and fillers to the point of looking much older (you know how it is, they look 60 but trying too hard to look 20). 
I also think that this is the thinnest she’s ever been and losing weight at our age will also age us (remember the show The Biggest Loser?  The older people always looked way older after the weight loss).

I actually think she is pretty here, and looks good. 

[deirdra]

I'm 65 with fairer skin than Christine's, but she looks older than me.  I have used sunscreen, moisturizers, hats and coverups (cotton that breathes) since my first outing as a baby, and have never used botox or fillers etc..  Much of my life I've spent doing fieldwork and walking & hiking for fun.  As a kid my mother made me wear a long-sleeved shirt and long pants to swim in the ocean between ~11 am & 4 pm.  "Modest clothing" (and a hat) would have gone a long way to protect her skin from turning red & crispy.

Also, I never put on fresh mascara and eyeliner to go for a walk or hike.  I just put on my sunglasses.

Edited June 11, 2020 by deirdra

[Pickleinthemiddle]

5 hours ago, Meowwww said:

Huh.  She is around my age of 49, but her genetics give her thin skin that’s prone to wrinkles (her mom has the same). She looks like some of my friends...my other friends have all been injected with Botox and fillers to the point of looking much older (you know how it is, they look 60 but trying too hard to look 20). 
I also think that this is the thinnest she’s ever been and losing weight at our age will also age us (remember the show The Biggest Loser?  The older people always looked way older after the weight loss).

I actually think she is pretty here, and looks good. 

True I'm 7 years older than Christine and look 10 years younger (minus my covid gray hair).  Plus I'm a little over weight so that helps with wrinkles.  I also only raised one child and not 13.  That could have a lot more to do with it than anything else.

[deirdra]

1 minute ago, Pickleinthemiddle said:

I also only raised one child and not 13.  

14 if you count Kody.  Even as a quarter husband he is more work and more exasperating than most children.

[ginger90]

 

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[DakotaJustice]

Those are the butt ugliest jeans ever. 

[Meowwww]

1 hour ago, DakotaJustice said:

Those are the butt ugliest jeans ever. 

Saying ad nauseoum I wore those in the early 90s.  With my Limited sweaters. 

[suomi]

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Edited June 14, 2020 by suomi

[xwordfanatik]

I have to agree:  those jeans are butt-ugly.  They wouldn't flatter anyone.

[DakotaJustice]

So who ate all those snacks in the Truely picture? Just her and Christine? 

8 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

I have to agree:  those jeans are butt-ugly.  They wouldn't flatter anyone.

She also needs to size up in that top. #whyiwontwearpolyester

[Meowwww]

I do like the tea set of dishes.  

[CalicoKitty]

55 minutes ago, Meowwww said:

I do like the tea set of dishes.  

Those are Temptations from QVC.  They chip easily.  I've had a 9X13 crack in the oven and make a mess.  I also had the side break out of a baker when I just picked it up from the shelf.  They may look nice, but they are not good quality.