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For all of the plastic mannequin filtering Meri does, why the heck doesn't she filter out that brown tooth?  It's even more noticeable since she likely filters her teeth to look whiter, making the brown tooth stand out that much more.  If she's afraid people will notice and comment, well - she's clearly not concerned that she filters her face into near oblivion, so what's the difference?  I think someone did comment on it once upon a time and her answer was something like, "My flaws make me who I am!"  Which, again - given who we're talking about, makes no sense.

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1 hour ago, laurakaye said:

For all of the plastic mannequin filtering Meri does, why the heck doesn't she filter out that brown tooth?  It's even more noticeable since she likely filters her teeth to look whiter, making the brown tooth stand out that much more.  If she's afraid people will notice and comment, well - she's clearly not concerned that she filters her face into near oblivion, so what's the difference?  I think someone did comment on it once upon a time and her answer was something like, "My flaws make me who I am!"  Which, again - given who we're talking about, makes no sense.

If you watch carefully when she is speaking, there is another brown tooth on her lower jaw.  When questioned about it at one time, she passed it off claiming something like...yeah, I played hard as a kid...as if that justified living with it for the rest of time. 

Surely she must have visited a dentist over the years we have been watching the program and I am surprised that they didn't advise her that the dead root could give away at any time and the tooth fall out when she least expected it.

Knowing Meri as we have come to do over the years, I put her refusal to do anything about it to her defiant rejection of anything suggested to her.

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2 hours ago, Sandy W said:

Surely she must have visited a dentist over the years we have been watching the program and I am surprised that they didn't advise her that the dead root could give away at any time and the tooth fall out when she least expected it.

I would be surprised if she has been to a dentist.  The only time they seem to seek medical care is in emergencies and they don't have insurance to cover that, let alone dental insurance.  I'd wager none of them do much with routine medical/dental/optical health.

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OK.  I watched, because I thought that I could stand half an hour.  It was unbearable, and I regret every minute.  This video was like someone who calls you, tells you to hold on and then conducts a full, entirely different conversation with someone else, making you suffer through it.

The highlights (?) were

  • Meri said that you can ask about that show, but this isn't a tell-all or a venue for that show or the family.  She referred to it as "that show" exclusively.
  • They said that they weren't able to see questions, but then spent the time answering questions.  Someone wrote, "All the clothes you wear on your show are from your clothing line."  Meri confirmed, but then said, "Except when we filmed last week."  She directs you to meribrown.com.  (You can find Jenn's site on her bio.)
  • Meri "finally roped Jenn in" to selling LuLaRo.  She quickly said, "I forced her," then giggled and immediately  clarified, "Just joking.  That's not how we work in LuLaRo."  As if it weren't an MLM.  Jenn is broadcasting with a rack of LuLaRo clothing behind her, blocking a badly painted door.
  • They met a Murder for Hire in Las Vegas about 10 years ago.  They lived about a mile away from each other in Las Vegas.  Jenn is now in Utah.
  • Someone in Austin wants to sell Meri's clothes.  She directed the potential victim to her website.  Of course, she was excited.
  • Meri has a Honda VTX 1300 motorcycle, but she doesn't know if she wants to ride it.  She has not ridden it since Kody's brother's accident (about 10 years), or since Las Vegas, because the roads were so bad.
  • Her general life advice (upon request): "Be happy and be nice.  (Jenn: Don't spit into the wind.)  I basically just learned it's nice to be nice.  It's nice to not let other people affect you, because we all have this inner strength, inner power, inner wisdom in us that we shouldn't let all the people that we don't even know (random people on Instagram)  . . . affect us.  They don't pay our bills, they don't care about us.  They just like to be mean."
  • Meri addressed the comment, "You're so lucky you don't know what poor is."  She said that luck did not have anything to do with anything, but opportunity that she grasped hold of.  "You don't know anything about my life really before maybe 10 years ago.  So, that's not an accurate statement for you to just place on me.  Just sayin'."  Jenn chimed in, "Everyone has had their ups and their downs."

Meri looked stoned.  And, she kept on saying, "It's fine," "Whatever," and "Just sayin'" in a sing-song-y tone.  She got a haircut yesterday.  She said that she drinks her healthy green caffeine all day every day - "a chlorofillin', like from plants," so she thinks that she doesn't have to eat her veggies."

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13 hours ago, Grifter Lives said:

OK.  I watched, because I thought that I could stand half an hour.  It was unbearable, and I regret every minute.  This video was like someone who calls you, tells you to hold on and then conducts a full, entirely different conversation with someone else, making you suffer through it.

The highlights (?) were

  • Meri said that you can ask about that show, but this isn't a tell-all or a venue for that show or the family.  She referred to it as "that show" exclusively.
  • They said that they weren't able to see questions, but then spent the time answering questions.  Someone wrote, "All the clothes you wear on your show are from your clothing line."  Meri confirmed, but then said, "Except when we filmed last week."  She directs you to meribrown.com.  (You can find Jenn's site on her bio.)
  • Meri "finally roped Jenn in" to selling LuLaRo.  She quickly said, "I forced her," then giggled and immediately  clarified, "Just joking.  That's not how we work in LuLaRo."  As if it weren't an MLM.  Jenn is broadcasting with a rack of LuLaRo clothing behind her, blocking a badly painted door.
  • They met a Murder for Hire in Las Vegas about 10 years ago.  They lived about a mile away from each other in Las Vegas.  Jenn is now in Utah.
  • Someone in Austin wants to sell Meri's clothes.  She directed the potential victim to her website.  Of course, she was excited.
  • Meri has a Honda VTX 1300 motorcycle, but she doesn't know if she wants to ride it.  She has not ridden it since Kody's brother's accident (about 10 years), or since Las Vegas, because the roads were so bad.
  • Her general life advice (upon request): "Be happy and be nice.  (Jenn: Don't spit into the wind.)  I basically just learned it's nice to be nice.  It's nice to not let other people affect you, because we all have this inner strength, inner power, inner wisdom in us that we shouldn't let all the people that we don't even know (random people on Instagram)  . . . affect us.  They don't pay our bills, they don't care about us.  They just like to be mean."
  • Meri addressed the comment, "You're so lucky you don't know what poor is."  She said that luck did not have anything to do with anything, but opportunity that she grasped hold of.  "You don't know anything about my life really before maybe 10 years ago.  So, that's not an accurate statement for you to just place on me.  Just sayin'."  Jenn chimed in, "Everyone has had their ups and their downs."

Meri looked stoned.  And, she kept on saying, "It's fine," "Whatever," and "Just sayin'" in a sing-song-y tone.  She got a haircut yesterday.  She said that she drinks her healthy green caffeine all day every day - "a chlorofillin', like from plants," so she thinks that she doesn't have to eat her veggies."

More reasons Meri’s a b***h (regarding the person who said Meri was “lucky and didn’t know what poor is”): 

 A kinder person may have said “Before the show” or “when I was a kid” and shared a story of what it’s like to struggle. Not “you don’t know me” defensiveness. Meri — hope you’re reading here or this gets back to you. You have a weekly FWF — if you can’t respond to questions with dignity or without being rude, get TF off the air. You are an ugly, narcissistic person at your core and the ugliness oozes out of you with your rude, defensive comments. 

Also? Drinking plant juice all day isn’t helping you. Eat the damn veggies and maybe you’ll be less hungry for whatever is keeping you fat (sorry not sorry — I tend to snark people who are bullies and have it coming). 

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16 hours ago, Grifter Lives said:

OK.  I watched, because I thought that I could stand half an hour.  It was unbearable, and I regret every minute.  This video was like someone who calls you, tells you to hold on and then conducts a full, entirely different conversation with someone else, making you suffer through it.

That is the best description of FWF that I have ever heard, and spot-on.  Now I have only been able to make it through about 30 seconds before I nope out, but this is exactly what it's about - two grown women who giggle and babble and joke with each other because they are having So! Much! Fun!  I have also thought that they seem like two awkward 13-year old girls who giggle like maniacs when the cute boy walks by - but in this case, the "cute boy" isn't watching, he's busy peeling grapes for the Queen of Darkness.  

I don't have a clue what Jenn's motivation is, but Meri's is to make everyone watching feel not only like she's living this amazing and enviable life, but she also wants to exclude everyone else like she's been excluded herself - hence the nonsense talk and refusal to answer any real questions.

Also - what lunatic in Austin wants to sell Meri's clothes?  Like, they want to take her unsold LuLaCrap and sell it for her?  I'm mystified.  But I also don't rilly care. :)

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8 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

Her phone died? Can’t filter herself into a different person?

Speaking of, there has been a push to look more authentic. People have finally had it with filters.

MERI!!!! This means YOU. Looking like you’ve had surgery when you haven’t has even irritated the great Rihanna: 

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/ikrd/instagram-tiktok-filters-shiny-fox

 

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Y'all, I was working and didn't have time to copy and paste it here, but the other night during her LulaRoe "live" sales, she was giving a gift with purchase.

Any guesses on what the gift was?  

Yup, A RICE KRISPIES TREAT.

I laughed so hard when I saw it float down my newsfeed that I almost choked.  

(Full disclosure - I joined her LLR group just for moments like this.  I've never purchased anything from her and there are only a handful of LLR items I actually like.)

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I mean...the statement "I am unapologetically me" paired with a picture filtered into unrecognizability is irony at its very best, and Meri doesn't even seem to understand.

I saw her post earlier this morning and I also saw a couple of comments that were not the glowing praise she's used to - along the lines of, "I don't understand why you stay" and "you're not being authentic to yourself."  She responded to one poster saying she would pray for them, and another response was to pretend like she didn't know what the poster was talking about.  Now those comments are gone, and we're left with only her sycophants praising how beautiful she looks....these people do realize that the Meri in the picture is not the real Meri, right?  I also don't get why she responded to those negative comments if she was just going to delete them anyway.  Social media is so weird.

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5 hours ago, ginger90 said:

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Meri Brown, you are SO full of shit. You’re only confident when you’re being fake. “God” didn’t make you with a filtered face so you’re not being “true” to anything. You have zero actual confidence or authenticity — confident people don’t need to keep reminding everyone they are confident. And you DO hate — that shade you threw at Christine over her cooking show, for one.

I have no words. There are no words to describe this level of denial, delusions and fantasy. Just, FFS. What a fucking fake fuckety fuck.  😖

 

 

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On 4/11/2022 at 9:18 AM, ginger90 said:

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This ^^^ actually made it into People.com, reported like it was something she "opened up" about. "While sharing a selfie on Instagram Sunday, the 51-year-old Sister Wives star opened up about what she believes to be her purpose in life." Then the author quotes the whole thing. Do you think she knows that Meri doesn't actually write these things herself? That she has a whole stash of inspirational platitudes written by other people that she draws from? lol

https://people.com/tv/sister-wives-meri-brown-wants-to-live-a-life-of-passion-amid-kody-brown-struggles/

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Meri is anything but original.  She evidently hates her face and figure and edits them beyond original.

1 hour ago, Teri313 said:

This ^^^ actually made it into People.com, reported like it was something she "opened up" about. "While sharing a selfie on Instagram Sunday, the 51-year-old Sister Wives star opened up about what she believes to be her purpose in life." Then the author quotes the whole thing. Do you think she knows that Meri doesn't actually write these things herself? That she has a whole stash of inspirational platitudes written by other people that she draws from? lol

https://people.com/tv/sister-wives-meri-brown-wants-to-live-a-life-of-passion-amid-kody-brown-struggles/

You are right...she doesn't have an original thought, either.  She spouts LuLaRot crap.  Maybe her lies are original (to her.)  She is a phony with a capital P.

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On 4/11/2022 at 2:23 PM, iwantcookies said:

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Dear LuLaRoe Shillers Hoes Robots Sweeties:

Today's assignment (after selling a minimum of 50 pairs of leggings and a minimum of 25 LuLaRoe Sarahs, Katies, Margarets, Elizabeths and/or Hortenses) is to choose a LLR friend at random and post something wonderful to her/him on Instagram!  It should be colorful!  And fun!  And whimsical!  And you must use a minimum of five adjectives!  Our downlines are PATHETIC this quarter and it is up to YOU to make sure everyone in your social circle knows how much FUN it is to be a LuLaRoe consultant!  We need more bodies souls sellers!  The warehouse in California is nearly full to the rafters with product that must be moved, no matter how moldy, wet, or stanky it is when it arrives on your doorstep!  Because that's YOUR fault for not moving more inventory!  Now - WOW me with those Insta posts!  And remember - if LuLaRoe is wrong, we don't wanna be right!  

With disdain rage love, 

Mommy and Daddy S.

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1 hour ago, Dustbunny said:

that place is so unappealing and it just gets worse

Why would anyone want to stay at an old house with little kids living there and obviously out in the yard making noise

I'd avoid staying there like the plague

Do jens kids have all the neighborhood kids over to play?  wonderful just where I want to stay  🙄

I enjoy the sound of children playing and I would prefer a more homelike atmosphere above a hotel but I do admit I like odd things. 

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