Chairperson Meow March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Good lord can the dumb breast feeding story be done with already. So much second hand embarrassment. ME and a lizard? I`m bored already. Another fucking doctor though???. Why kill of Silas at all then. So dumb. He has a pet?! Omg! I literally can't wait for the hulu feed tonight! Someone finally got a pet! I hope he carries it everywhere and makes every character address it as "Mr." Kate/Connie was a POS story that turned Johnny into a man who knowingly screwed a mentally ill woman and turned an intelligent, successful businesswoman into a psycho victim who was cured by Sonny's peen. Then, RC followed up that atrocious storytelling with this shite http://serialdrama.typepad.com/serial_drama/2014/03/missed-opportunities-within-missed-opportunities-smothered-in-misery.htmlI remember, but there was that awesome wedding where Sonny got dumped at the altar. And penthouse. Dude, we are never ever going to escape someone or something being saved by Sonny's peen. We just need to choose our sacrifices. I choose Connie, whom I give no fucks for over Anna Devane, most awesome person on the planet. Anna Devane should roll her eyes and dry heave when Sonny enters a room, not acknowledge that he is anything resembling a human. I dgaf how nice Mo is. He plays a character that is the King of the Douches. Cheese and Crackers, I'm sure Anthony Hopkins and Kevin Spacey are nice people, but they played Hannibal Lechter and Keizer Sozay. 5 Link to comment
Syndicate March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 I wonder if the lizard was supposed to be indicative of Hamilton Finn as a character? Anyway, it was a less than revealing introduction for the character. So Dr. Monica met him in Switzerland? Link to comment
TeeVee329 March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Monica's met him before, but I believe Griffin was the one who suggested they contact Dr. Michael Easton. Link to comment
Chairperson Meow March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Was it an iguana or like a garden lizard? Does the lizard have a contract? Is the lizard a better actor than BC? 5 Link to comment
backhometome March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Is the lizard a better actor than BC? of course. Lizard deserves all the emmys not BC. 5 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 of course. Lizard deserves all the emmys not BC. I think after Lizard wins and BC has his meltdown, he may eat BC. 7 Link to comment
Syndicate March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Was it an iguana or like a garden lizard? Does the lizard have a contract? Is the lizard a better actor than BC? It looked like a chameleon lizard. CHAMELEON being the operative word! 2 Link to comment
KerleyQ March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 He has a pet?! Omg! I literally can't wait for the hulu feed tonight! Someone finally got a pet! I hope he carries it everywhere and makes every character address it as "Mr." While browsing Amazon for reading material, I came across a series of books about an assassin who can communicate with her animals. One of those animals is a lizard named Godzilla who likes to go by "God," is judgmental, and speaks in a snooty tone. I can't even begin to describe how badly I want Dr. Michael Easton's lizard to be able to speak (to someone, anyone) and go around speaking derisively of most of the population of Port Charles. I need a talking lizard snarking on Morgan if I'm going to keep watching this show. 10 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 It looked like a chameleon lizard. CHAMELEON being the operative word! So, it's like four lizards in one that will never die and even though I really want an iguana, I have to adapt to this Hallelujah chameleon lizard because it's better than a greasy stutterbarking crapbag we've been seeing? Ok. Well, I did want a pet on GH. I just hope Morgan doesn't eat it. While browsing Amazon for reading material, I came across a series of books about an assassin who can communicate with her animals. One of those animals is a lizard named Godzilla who likes to go by "God," is judgmental, and speaks in a snooty tone. I can't even begin to describe how badly I want Dr. Michael Easton's lizard to be able to speak (to someone, anyone) and go around speaking derisively of most of the population of Port Charles. I need a talking lizard snarking on Morgan if I'm going to keep watching this show.FUCK. YES. This is my hallelujah. And I want that book. 3 Link to comment
KerleyQ March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 So, it's like four lizards in one that will never die and even though I really want an iguana, I have to adapt to this Hallelujah chameleon lizard because it's better than a greasy stutterbarking crapbag we've been seeing? Ok. Well, I did want a pet on GH. I just hope Morgan doesn't eat it. FUCK. YES. This is my hallelujah. And I want that book. Here's the first book in the series: http://smile.amazon.com/Confessions-Slightly-Neurotic-Hitwoman-Lynn-ebook/dp/B006IY9C2O/ref=la_B0094GSJ2M_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1458589927&sr=1-2 3 Link to comment
Perkie March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 . Another fucking doctor though???. Why kill of Silas at all then. So dumb. What's weirder is that an infectious disease doctor is very specific. Is ME only supposed to be here for a short time, to take care of Tracy? I can't see an ID doctor being around long term. He has a pet? He was stroking it, like in a Doctor Evil kind of way. It was weird. Monica's met him before, but I believe Griffin was the one who suggested they contact Dr. Michael Easton. Griffin said Tracy needed an infectious disease doctor, MOnica said she knew who to call and called him, reminding him that they had met at one of her eleventy eleven conferences that Monica is always at. 3 Link to comment
TeeVee329 March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 (edited) What's weirder is that an infectious disease doctor is very specific. Is ME only supposed to be here for a short time, to take care of Tracy? I can't see an ID doctor being around long term. ... Griffin said Tracy needed an infectious disease doctor, MOnica said she knew who to call and called him, reminding him that they had met at one of her eleventy eleven conferences that Monica is always at. I'm sure Dr. Michael Easton will clap eyes on Sam and decide to pull up stakes to live in Port Charles. I'm also sure there are "SamHam" fans registering domains as we speak. Oh oops, misspoke about Griffin being the one to recommended Dr. Michael Easton specifically. Edited March 21, 2016 by TeeVee329 4 Link to comment
ulkis March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 (edited) I wonder if the lizard was supposed to be indicative of Hamilton Finn as a character? Anyway, it was a less than revealing introduction for the character. So Dr. Monica met him in Switzerland? SWITZERLAND?? Where Dr O is from??? Please writers, just make them related so this can be even more ridiculous. I'm being sincere. and yes, I know they only met there, not that he's from there, but whatever. Don't kill my dreams. AND HE WAS STROKING A LIZARD????????????? What the hell is going on at GH (the show). this is insane. Edited March 21, 2016 by ulkis 11 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 It's Port Charles. I'm sure there are plenty of infectious diseases floating around for Dr. Michael Easton and Lizard to treat. SWITZERLAND?? Where Dr O is from??? Please writers, just make them related so this can be even more ridiculous. I'm being sincere. and yes, I know they only met there, not that he's from there, but whatever. Don't kill my dreams. Lizard and Dr. Michael Easton revived AJ?! 2 Link to comment
dubbel zout March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 All doctors can do everything at GH, regardless of specialty. 9 Link to comment
Oracle42 March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 (edited) I think we're looking at a Monkey Virus sequel - or Dr. Michael Easton will lose his ability to practice medicine and become PC's only CSI. Which, if I'm going to be subjected to ME 4.0, I'd rather have him around Anna - both because the KeMo/ME "don't I know you from somewhere" winky references made me stabby and because I actually liked him in scenes with FH Edited March 21, 2016 by Oracle42 5 Link to comment
Francie March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 I'm sure Dr. Michael Easton will clap eyes on Sam and decide to pull up stakes to live in Port Charles. I'm also sure there are "SamHam" fans registering domains as we speak. Oh oops, misspoke about Griffin being the one to recommended Dr. Michael Easton specifically. Sam + Ham = Sham. Love that Ham's name here is Dr. Michael Easton. I wonder if Dr. Michael Easton and Rebecca Budig will hook up. If we ever get rid of Kiki, will the actress come back as Katniss Lawrence? 4 Link to comment
sacrebleu March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 I can't even begin to describe how badly I want Dr. Michael Easton's lizard to be able to speak (to someone, anyone) and go around speaking derisively of most of the population of Port Charles. I need a talking lizard snarking on Morgan if I'm going to keep watching this show. Maybe this show will go the so-bad-it's-good route that Passions took (although, frequently- that show was just so bad). Maybe the lizard will fall in love with Valerie and have elaborate fantasies about her, just like Sabrina did with Patrick in the beginning, and like that orangutan did with Luis. 4 Link to comment
LeftPhalange March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Why was Dante getting pissy with Curtis? Is he jealous that Curtis is sniffing around his former side piece? PLEASE TELL ME THIS MOTHERFUCKER ISN'T JEALOUS THAT THE WOMAN HE CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH IS MOVING ON PLEASE OMG TELL ME THIS ISN'T HAPPENING. I hope that stupid Lomax woman never shows her face on this show again. Dr. Mayes is worthless. Dr. Michael Easton is stroking a damn lizard on his desk. This is vulgar. 8 Link to comment
HeatLifer March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Frank, what just aired is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone is now dumber for having watched it. I award you no Emmys, and may Michael Easton have mercy on your soul. /BillyMadison 7 Link to comment
WendyCR72 March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 <Peeks in, reads the ridiculous name of Hamilton Finn, laughs at the cat GIF, backs out, returns to watching Daredevil> 13 Link to comment
ulkis March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 (edited) Dante in court. Finally, he is suffering some, heh. I thought it was a genuinely funny moment among all the second-hand embarrassment when he averted his eyes. I imagine the Dante/Valerie/Curtis scenes will lead to him investigating Curtis or something and Lulu will trust him and she'll have passed the "trust" test. Blerg. Dr Hamilton Easton . . . I can't. In honor of Easton's first day back: http://forums.previously.tv/topic/10486-gh-fanworksfanficfanart-we-do-it-better/?p=2072554 Edited March 21, 2016 by ulkis 3 Link to comment
peachmangosteen March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 (edited) I don't care, I loved that shit with Dr. Michael Easton. I mean it's so fucking ridiculous you have to just let it into your life and accept it. Frank has got to be on some hardcore drugs. I want a Curtis spin-off. No other GH characters are allowed on it. I just love him. Valerie is intolerable though please get her away from him immediately. And wtf at Dante being jealous of Curtis. Seriously WHAT THE FUCK. I really liked all the scenes at Crimson tbh. Whatever I like this stupid ass story. I'm actually excited about Curtis investigating the sabotage. Of course Valerie being a part of it will surely ruin it, but still. I ffwd the breastfeeding stuff today because I just can't. Not today Satan! I saw that all the women took their tops off though. My sister saw it too and just said, "This is literally the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen." And she watches Days! Oh and I liked the Brad/Griffin scenes and the Qs stuff. Overall I enjoyed today. Edited March 21, 2016 by peachmangosteen 9 Link to comment
sacrebleu March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Dr Hamilton Easton I prefer, Dr Finn: Medicine Man 14 Link to comment
tvgoddess March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Dr Hamilton Easton . . . I can't. In honor of Easton's first day back: http://forums.previously.tv/topic/10486-gh-fanworksfanficfanart-we-do-it-better/?p=2072554 That was the most glorious thing I've ever read. I had to stifle my laughter at work, unsuccessfully. Link to comment
Francie March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 I don't care, I loved that shit with Dr. Michael Easton. I mean it's so fucking ridiculous you have to just let it into your life and accept it. Frank has got to be on some hardcore drugs. I want a Curtis spin-off. No other GH characters are allowed on it. I just love him. Valerie is intolerable though please get her away from him immediately. And wtf at Dante being jealous of Curtis. Seriously WHAT THE FUCK. I really liked all the scenes at Crimson tbh. Whatever I like this stupid ass story. I'm actually excited about Curtis investigating the sabotage. Of course Valerie being a part of it will surely ruin it, but still. I ffwd the breastfeeding stuff today because I just can't. Not today Satan! I saw that all the women took their tops off though. My sister saw it too and just said, "This is literally the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen." And she watches Days! Oh and I liked the Brad/Griffin scenes and the Qs stuff. Overall I enjoyed today. "Not today Satan!" definitely belongs on an official GH t-shirt. I prefer, Dr Finn: Medicine Man And here I'm sure Frank thought he had come up with a fool proof name, in light of the Silas debacle. 5 Link to comment
ulkis March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 That was the most glorious thing I've ever read. I had to stifle my laughter at work, unsuccessfully. thanks! :) Link to comment
Oracle42 March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Are we sure RC isn't still writing this show? 4 Link to comment
mybabyaidan March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Was it an iguana or like a garden lizard? Does the lizard have a contract? Is the lizard a better actor than BC? Not a huge dork I swear, but it's a bearded dragon. My sister has one. 4 Link to comment
jsbt March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 (edited) I missed it because I had a rush deadline out of nowhere but I require pictures/video/GIFs of this lizard-stroking debut immediately Is this a goddamn joke Incredible Edited March 21, 2016 by jsbt 15 Link to comment
TeeVee329 March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 I kinda want the lizard to pop up in a window pane in the credits. Move over, Kiki! 12 Link to comment
peachmangosteen March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Embrace it everyone. EMBRACE IT! 11 Link to comment
jsbt March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 (edited) And wait - did this fucking show seriously do a scene where all the women got their titties out in the courtroom in solidarity with Olivia I mean Edited March 21, 2016 by jsbt 9 Link to comment
TeeVee329 March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 And wait - did this fucking show seriously do a scene where all the women got their titties out in the courtroom in solidarity with Olivia Yup. And it won over the judge...why again? 6 Link to comment
fishcakes March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 The courtroom scenes made me insane. So very very stupid. In the first place, the judge was about to rule against Olivia, so Alexis getting a bunch of women to breastfeed in the gallery or, sans baby, just flash him as a way to embarrass him is not going to make him go, "oh okay then, judgment for the plaintiff!" Generally speaking, pissing off a judge does not make the judge want to side with you. In the second place, or actually in the first place, because this is the more relevant point, public breastfeeding might be legal, but judges make the rules in their own courtrooms. Yeah, a baby might be hungry and need to eat, but adults can be sitting in court and be hungry too. Doesn't mean they get to hoover spaghetti at counsel table or in the jury box. I had a client once who wasn't feeling well and wanted to lie down. In the aisle. Judge told her to get out. Did I say, "Your Honor, lying down is perfectly legal!" and then lie down myself? No. No I did not. I had a judge who didn't allow women attorneys to wear pants in her court. I didn't like it, but there wasn't a thing I could do about it except wear a skirt. All those women today whipping off their shirts in court would have been cited for contempt in a real courtroom. The whole thing made me long for the relative sanity of Max Holden screaming out, "YES! YES, I LOVE GABRIELLE!" from the witness stand for no reason. And not for nothing but the Crimson cover is super ugly. Olivia looks like she's being held hostage to wet nurse her kidnapper's baby. Today's hair moment: So I think Mayor Lomax is in the initial stage of growing dreadlocks? It might look okay eventually (although the blonde is not helping matters), but right now, it looks like ass. Hairy ass. Curtis! Ah shit, Valerie's still there. My theory is that ME's character is called Finn because everyone loves Finola Hughes and calls her Fin, so they think we'll confuse ourselves by talking about how much we love Fin and somehow forget that Easton is playing a boring doctor who can't manage to just ring a doorbell without immediately turning to stand in profile while making duck lips. Also, he has a lizard now, so he must be interesting. He has a pet?! Omg! I literally can't wait for the hulu feed tonight! Someone finally got a pet! I hope he carries it everywhere and makes every character address it as "Mr." I am giving the poster of the day award. 19 Link to comment
Francie March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 (edited) Are we sure RC isn't still writing this show? If it were still Ron, Dr. Michael Easton would be stroking Sigmund the Duck, and berating fans on Twitter for not surmising that the duck was still alive because he was frozen alive on Cassadine Island, and that OBVIOUSLY Lucy had given Sigmund to him as a gift. Geez, nitpickers! Edited March 21, 2016 by Francie 6 Link to comment
TeeVee329 March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 *gasp* Lucy would never give Sigmund away! ...although she'd also never turn on the Quartermaines in favor of a Cassadine. *glares at Ron* 11 Link to comment
IWantCandy71 March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 So the Lizard petting is supposed to indicate ME's character is cold blooded? Or it indicates absolutely nothing. Or it indicates something that will be revealed, but not until 2018. 11 Link to comment
Oracle42 March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Holy shit! Dr. Michael Easton & his PET LIZARD really were intended to be the Friday cliffhanger. I can't, y'all. 15 Link to comment
Francie March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 The courtroom scenes made me insane. So very very stupid. In the first place, the judge was about to rule against Olivia, so Alexis getting a bunch of women to breastfeed in the gallery or, sans baby, just flash him as a way to embarrass him is not going to make him go, "oh okay then, judgment for the plaintiff!" Generally speaking, pissing off a judge does not make the judge want to side with you. In the second place, or actually in the first place, because this is the more relevant point, public breastfeeding might be legal, but judges make the rules in their own courtrooms. Yeah, a baby might be hungry and need to eat, but adults can be sitting in court and be hungry too. Doesn't mean they get to hoover spaghetti at counsel table or in the jury box. I had a client once who wasn't feeling well and wanted to lie down. In the aisle. Judge told her to get out. Did I say, "Your Honor, lying down is perfectly legal!" and then lie down myself? No. No I did not. I had a judge who didn't allow women attorneys to wear pants in her court. I didn't like it, but there wasn't a thing I could do about it except wear a skirt. All those women today whipping off their shirts in court would have been cited for contempt in a real courtroom. The whole thing made me long for the relative sanity of Max Holden screaming out, "YES! YES, I LOVE GABRIELLE!" from the witness stand for no reason. And not for nothing but the Crimson cover is super ugly. Olivia looks like she's being held hostage to wet nurse her kidnapper's baby. Today's hair moment: So I think Mayor Lomax is in the initial stage of growing dreadlocks? It might look okay eventually (although the blonde is not helping matters), but right now, it looks like ass. Hairy ass. Curtis! Ah shit, Valerie's still there. My theory is that ME's character is called Finn because everyone loves Finola Hughes and calls her Fin, so they think we'll confuse ourselves by talking about how much we love Fin and somehow forget that Easton is playing a boring doctor who can't manage to just ring a doorbell without immediately turning to stand in profile while making duck lips. Also, he has a lizard now, so he must be interesting. I am giving the poster of the day award. fishcakes I want to shoot your post in the head for the wonderful takedown of what courtrooms are really like. Well-freakin'-said. Brava. Then I want to stick it in a tree for the Max Holden/Gabrielle shout out. My teen age self still thinks that's one of the greatest scenes for all time. But my teen age self also thinks that A-ha and Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam are totally underrated. And I laughed at the Fin/Finn connection. Finally, in all seriousness, I think that "Also, he has a lizard now, so he must be interesting" is truly, actually the rationale that Jelly, Nathan and/or Frank used. *gasp* Lucy would never give Sigmund away! And after the 15th person tweeted this fact to Ron, he'd respond, maliciously, with "So, fine, you'd rather we not mention Lucy or anything related to her again. Got it." Holy shit! Dr. Michael Easton & his PET LIZARD really were intended to be the Friday cliffhanger. I can't, y'all. You know some poor intern reading this board is reporting back: "They're all talking about the lizard!" and Frank is doing his best Montgomery Burns "excellent." 13 Link to comment
ulkis March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 (edited) And wait - did this fucking show seriously do a scene where all the women got their titties out in the courtroom in solidarity with Olivia I mean Which started off with Michelle Stafford flinging off her shirt, clenching her biceps as rock hard as possible and then pointing Mary Catherine Gallagher style at her boobs. Edited March 21, 2016 by ulkis 8 Link to comment
peachmangosteen March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Which started off with Michelle Stafford flinging off her shirt, making her biceps as rock hard as possible and then pointing Mary Catherine Gallagher style at her boobs. I saw this only in fast forward and it still made me literally shudder. 9 Link to comment
Francie March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Which started off with Michelle Stafford flinging off her shirt, making her biceps as rock hard as possible and then pointing Mary Catherine Gallagher style at her boobs. Hand to God, I don't know if you're kidding. Is this really what the show has come to? Dr. Michael Easton stroking a lizard and saying "go on" while Michelle Stafford shows off what several thousand dollars of at home training and being able to dedicate two hours a days to working out gets you. 6 Link to comment
ciarra March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Dr. Michael Easton & his PET LIZARD I haven't seen the show yet. Is this some sort of euphemism? ;) Link to comment
ulkis March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Hand to God, I don't know if you're kidding. nope. Link to comment
fishcakes March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 I've had some time to think about it and the lizard is working, you guys. I really want to see more of Michael Easton now. I am falling in love with GH! 12 Link to comment
BestestAuntEver March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 I missed it because I had a rush deadline out of nowhere but I require pictures/video/GIFs of this lizard-stroking debut immediately https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UauQPDgpBU&feature=youtu.be Is this a goddamn joke Incredible OMG, I'm tempted to come off the barge in order to see all of the fuckery mentioned in the thread today. What in the holy hell is going on? What show is this because it sure as hell isn't GH? 10 Link to comment
Francie March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 I've had some time to think about it and the lizard is working, you guys. I really want to see more of Michael Easton now. I am falling in love with GH! Now I'm imagining Michael Easton reading your post, and in a moment of satisfaction, he immediate turns his head while making duck lips. BTW, *why* did The Soup have to end? Today's show sounds like the best fodder they would have had in a while. 14 Link to comment
IWantCandy71 March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Which started off with Michelle Stafford flinging off her shirt, clenching her biceps as rock hard as possible and then pointing Mary Catherine Gallagher style at her boobs. But did she put her hands under her armpits and then smell them? Because otherwise, I think we have to refer to any woman flashing her boobs, henceforth, as "going Nina". the lizard is working, you guys. I am falling in love with GH! Another T-shirt/coffee cup/trash can slogan? We have a winner ! 8 Link to comment
Bwill3133 March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 This was going to be a Friday episode? Ok. I cringed at every courtroom scene. Hope this is the last we hear of the breastfeeding. Tracy, Monica and Dillon saved this for me. 5 Link to comment
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