Kim Kardashian Thomas Humphries West

[BitterApple]

Looks like Kim is on track for Shamu the Sequel. So much for the nutritionist.

Btw, how awesome is the look the woman in black is giving her? She's like "Bitch, you know you can't fit into that so why are you even bothering?"

Edited June 13, 2015 by BitterApple

[Humbugged]

Looks like Kim is on track for Shamu the Sequel. So much for the nutritionist.

Btw, how awesome is the look the woman in black is giving her? She's like "Bitch, you know you can't fit into that so why are you even bothering?"

That's Stephanie her assistant .

[iwasish]

That's Stephanie her assistant .

It maybe her assistant, but I bet that's just what she's thinking!! Just cause Kims delusional doesn't mean everyone around her is.

[Christi]

I just wonder if she will be able to wipe herself this time around

[Tunia]

^^^She has an ASSistant for that.

[iwasish]

I just wonder if she will be able to wipe herself this time around

I'm sure she'll be sharing every miserable aspect of her pregnancy with us. We may even get the ugly cry!!!

[BitterApple]

I was looking at the pictures of Kate Middleton in flats, jeans and no makeup at a polo match and it makes Kim's overdone, aging sex pot get-ups look even more pathetic and desperate. I can't imagine stuffing myself into Spanx, stilettos and full warpaint every day.

Edited June 15, 2015 by BitterApple

[Shangrilala]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/kim-kardashian-shares-intimate-new-photos-of-north-wests-baptism-2015156

 

I'm cracking up at Kim in this picture. I get why she's wearing the veil, as orthodox churches have very strict dress guidelines, but I can't help but think that she's trying to channel Mary herself in these pictures, she's probably up there thinking "Oh blessed child of Yeezus."  

 

And Kanye.  OMFG.  You are in a church.  In the Holy Land.  For you daughter's baptism.  Could you have at least put pants on that don't have a DAMN HOLE IN THEM????  For somebody constantly running his mouth about "respect" he clearly has a thing or two to learn about that, AND maturity.  

 

The pic of North asleep in Kim's arm is sweet.  

[Cocoa Puff]

I was JUST about to post about this because Kim Instagramed pictures from their trip to Jerusalem. And in one of them she captioned the picture about how special it was because she's pregnant with the new baby. When did they go? Back in March?

[iwasish]

Poor South East Easton Western Southern, where will s/he get baptized? Or will they bother ? How do you do equally great stuff for a second kid.

[iwasish]

What exactly was Kims doctor biopsying? How many doctors is she seeing? There's a new one every week.

The whole fertility thing is a joke. Noticed that they never discuss Khloes alleged inability to conceive? Since that was also a joke, but for different reasons.

Kim screaming in the almost accident will never not be funny. Along with Kylie's total disgust at her meltdown.

If I were driving and that happened, the first thing I'd do on getting the car stopped would be to punch Kim in the face. When I'm trying to keep us alive the last thing I need to hear is hysterical screaming.

[JocelynCavanaugh]

I thought Kim was a member of her mom's progressive evangelical non-denominational church, but now she's doing high-church infant baptism in a mantilla? What is this I don't even… I guess the joke's on me for expecting theological consistency from the wife of the man who went from "Jesus Walks" to "I am a god" in under 10 years. 

[Jellowslr]

I have no words for this. I like the fake typing and the head nodding. Thank you Glamour for making me laugh today.

 

Kim Kardashian’s Letter to Her Future Self

[GaT]

Wow, that was seriously stupid.

[Artsda]

North's birthday was at Disneyland. Looks like no Khloe.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3125538/North-s-Disney-delight-Kim-Kardashian-Kanye-West-treat-daughter-extravagant-2nd-birthday-party-happiest-place-Earth.html

Edited June 16, 2015 by Artsda

[Crucial]

I have no words for this. I like the fake typing and the head nodding. Thank you Glamour for making me laugh today.

 

Kim Kardashian’s Letter to Her Future Self

 

 

I'm wondering how many takes they had to do with Kim during that whole thing.    She's only going 10 years into the future?  She probably would not be able to handle going ahead 20-25 years.  Shame on you Glamour for using Kim.  Shocking there was no mention of Kanye or her 4th (or 5th) husband.  But hey, at least she mentioned how many followers she expected her future self to have.

[GaT]

She's only going 10 years into the future?  She probably would not be able to handle going ahead 20-25 years.  

That's because she can't count 25 years into the future, she ran out of fingers & toes at 20.

[Crucial]

That's because she can't count 25 years into the future, she ran out of fingers & toes at 20.

You are so right!

[merylinkid]

She can get to 23.   Finger, toes, tits and ass.

[Kromm]

In the words of Nelson from The Simpsons?
 
Ha, ha!
 
Armani Just Gave Kim Kardashian A Spelling Lesson On Twitter
 

It just got real shady on Kim Kardashian’s Twitter feed.

The reality star went on Twitter to share her discontent with the fact that her favorite Armani foundation was discontinued. However, there was one small problem with the tweet, and it was the spelling of Giorgio Armani’s first name.

Kardashian made a small, ok MAJOR, typo when she spelled his name “Georgio,” and we are sure even Kanye West cringed at the tweet.

 

 

 

@KimKardashian Dear Kim – let us know which one you need and we’ll send it to you. And Mr. Armani’s first name is Giorgio.
— Armani (@armani) June 15, 2015

 

Well, the social media gurus at Armani were quick to respond to Mrs. West’s request for more foundation, but they had to make sure that her spelling error was known to her over 32 million followers.

Followers of Armani were loving the shade, tweeting, “digging the sass from Armani tho” and “The only thing missing from the shade that @armani threw at @KimKardashian was the Black Girl ‘Finger Snap’ at the end .”

We would give Kardashian the benefit of the doubt. Maybe it was spell check, or maybe it was the pregnancy hormones that led to the spelling error. However, when you are sitting front row at fashion shows, there is no excuse.

[GaT]

 

However, when you are sitting front row at fashion shows, there is no excuse.

Not only that, she was fishing for free foundation, & she can't even spell his name correctly.

[ramble]

That Glamour video was ridiculous. Did she say 100 million or 100 billion followers? I wasn't sure & could not make myself watch again. It has to be million, however I can imagine her thinking that in 10 years there would be 100 billion people & they all would be on social media. Maybe she's done the math & it's totally possible. Cause she's literally a genius. Bible.

I wonder if those were actually her hands in the fake typing. If so she needs to take better care of them. They looked older than her face. Then again there's very little of her left in her face.

Her little comments about her sisters were so deep & knowledgable. It's obvious she knows them well & they are super dooper close. Besties forever. I think her snide remark about Kourtney being done having kids was the only non-generic, could apply to anyone remark she made.

[Maysie]

I'd think this was a joke, but we're well beyond April Fool's day.

[Petunia13]

I have no words for this. I like the fake typing and the head nodding. Thank you Glamour for making me laugh today.

Kim Kardashian’s Letter to Her Future Self

This was fake right.

[Maysie]

 

This was fake right.

 

You know what's rich about this? Even when we actually see and hear Kim and the rest of them do anything, we automatically think it's fake! I assume it's as real as anything else she does, which is all about and for the cameras and publicity. So I guess it's "really fake."

[Shangrilala]

I'd think this was a joke, but we're well beyond April Fool's day.

The fact that she was on NPR or the fact that listeners are pulling their funding?

 

No surprise about the outraged listeners.  Look at the threats to drop subscriptions when she was on Vogue.  And that made more sense than NPR.

[lightbeam]

I sincerely don't understand how Kim considers herself fashionable. She literally wears the same thing every day - these ridiculous plain knit body conscious tank dresses. Snore.

I am perplexed as to why she looks so bad in other outfits, however. The clothes always wear her and not the other way around.

Anyway, she is just going to have to accept the fact that she is not tall with a long torso like Kate Middleton. She will have a pudgy pregnancy (not that there's anything wrong with that. People are so judge mental, it's terrible).

[GaT]

Anyway, she is just going to have to accept the fact that she is not tall with a long torso like Kate Middleton. She will have a pudgy pregnancy (not that there's anything wrong with that. People are so judge mental, it's terrible).

People are so judgemental of KIm not because she has a pudgy pregnancy, but because she keeps dressing like she's not pregnant. Even with her long torso Princess Kate wore pregnancy clothing. Kim just got bigger sizes of regular clothing & she looked ridiculous. You never saw picture of Princess Kate with her flesh bulging out between the straps of her shoes, but Kim wouldn't wear flats. If people judge her for the way she looks when she's pregnant, it's because Kim decides to look like a fool instead of a pregnant woman.

[peaceknit]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3132763/Kim-Kardashian-lecture-objectification-women-media.html

Oh, the irony!

[Crucial]

Ok so it's something Kim is hosting, not some big thing, LMAO. For $40 you can hear a useless talent tell about a porn tape, reality show, getting married 3 times, pose nude countless times, print a book of pics of herself called Selfish (hahahaha).  And she is talking about objectification.  Is she giving her dumbass followers pointers?  A no-talent hack decided to do a seminar and rented out this place.  Talking about objectification...WTF.  Why does she get this opportunity to talk to potential gullible people.  Just say no people, just say no.

 

http://www.people.com/article/kim-kardashian-west-objectification-live-lecture-event

Edited June 20, 2015 by Crucial

[Tunia]

For $40 you can hear a useless talent tell about a porn tape, reality show, getting married 3 times, pose nude countless times, print a book of pics of herself called Selfish (hahahaha).

 

 

...or you can see and read it on the internet for FREE.  Is there anything about this babe that hasn't already been covered, recovered, uncovered?

[merylinkid]

The only way Kimmie gives a lecture about objectification of women is as a how to.   She does not get to get on a soap box against it.   Especially because I can bet she will show up for said "lecture" with her tits an ass hanging out.   You know so everyone can stare and only talk about said tits and ass.   

[Cocoa Puff]

Looks like it's a boy after all. https://instagram.com/p/4N5m7OOS5G/

[BitterApple]

The poor kid, he's going to be a midget.

[starlightlost]

Looks like it's a boy after all. https://instagram.com/p/4N5m7OOS5G/

Sure, magazines have been saying that for a week or so but because it wasn't HER announcement, she went on a Twitter rant denying it. Ugh.

[Coffeecup]

Ok so it's something Kim is hosting, not some big thing, LMAO. For $40 you can hear a useless talent tell about a porn tape, reality show, getting married 3 times, pose nude countless times, print a book of pics of herself called Selfish (hahahaha).  And she is talking about objectification.  Is she giving her dumbass followers pointers?  A no-talent hack decided to do a seminar and rented out this place.  Talking about objectification...WTF.  Why does she get this opportunity to talk to potential gullible people.  Just say no people, just say no.

 

http://www.people.com/article/kim-kardashian-west-objectification-live-lecture-event

I was surprised to hear about Kim's "lecture" too. Why would anybody want to hear about objectification of women from a woman whose goal seems to be exactly that? Is it supposed to be all right to make yourself into a sex object as long as you make a lot of money doing it? Pathetic if you're poor, but admirable if you get rich? Ugh!

Edited June 22, 2015 by Coffeecup

[iwasish]

Sure, magazines have been saying that for a week or so but because it wasn't HER announcement, she went on a Twitter rant denying it. Ugh.

I guess there's a leak in the inner circle of the Klan. Didn't Kourtney once call Jonathan a " leaky ass"? 

[starlightlost]

I guess there's a leak in the inner circle of the Klan. Didn't Kourtney once call Jonathan a " leaky ass"?

Yes, yes she did. It would be hilarious if he was the leak..

[iwasish]

Yes, yes she did. It would be hilarious if he was the leak..

I suspect the leak is Kris. I recall when she told Ken Baker she was dating Corey and let Khloe look like a fool in an interview. The girls have always said she has a big mouth.

[Petunia13]

There is no leak. This family does not care about privacy or discretion at all. Kim and co say this to appear more human. But really they'd be willing to get pissed on, pose nude, have a Pap smear on camera, sell out mentally ill members of their family or entourage if it'd get them a dollar or headline. I'm not being a bitch in saying this its what I truly believe.

[merylinkid]

 

There is no leak. This family does not care about privacy or discretion at all. Kim and co say this to appear more human. But really they'd be willing to get pissed on, pose nude, have a Pap smear on camera, sell out mentally ill members of their family or entourage if it'd get them a dollar or headline. I'm not being a bitch in saying this its what I truly believe.

Yep, yep and yep.

Double publicity this way.   First the "leak."   The the publicity of the denial.   The the publicity of their own announcement.    It's all done so there is a K in the headlines every week.

[grisgris]

Kardashian Kids' Klothes needs to start working on a line of infant pleather jogging pants and hoodies pronto!

[iwasish]

Kardashian Kids' Klothes needs to start working on a line of infant pleather jogging pants and hoodies pronto!

Maybe the new baby will decide he wants to wear pastels and be very Lord Disick, after all North was clear that it was black, white, grey and oatmeal, paired with Doc Martens.

[nexxie]

Yep, yep and yep.

Double publicity this way.   First the "leak."   The the publicity of the denial.   The the publicity of their own announcement.    It's all done so there is a K in the headlines every week.

Make that, in the headlines every DAY!

[Kromm]

Kardashian Kids' Klothes needs to start working on a line of infant pleather jogging pants and hoodies pronto!

Wow, I thought you were making that up:

 

 

 

Except they only IMPLY the "Klothes" part.  But they do dare to talk about baby clothes being "chic" and "trending".

They don't visibly call it a "Kollection" either, although... I bet they want to.

[Tunia]

Geez...looks like North won't be able to wear any of the KK clothes because they come in ...like, you know, colors, like pink and lavender.  Heaven forbid...and Daddy too!

[GaT]

Geez...looks like North won't be able to wear any of the KK clothes because they come in ...like, you know, colors, like pink and lavender.  Heaven forbid...and Daddy too!

I think kourtney is the main person behind the kids line, so that would explain the colors.

[Cocoa Puff]

Kim arrives in Paris on Monday

In this above side picture momma does not look happy and from the looks of her fuller face I will safely say that she is carrying this baby herself.

 

she is wearing sneakers!!!!!!

[Joe Jitsu913]

Nice Kamel toe, Kim. Oohhh an idea for Baby West: Kamel Toe West.

[JocelynCavanaugh]

I wonder if Kim will ever look back on this time in her life and regret dressing so damn ugly all the time. She never looks like she feels good about herself, and these clothes make her look so dumpy and like she got dressed in the dark because the fire alarm was going off. Pregnant or not, is it such a crime to look put-together and comfortable?