Kim Kardashian Thomas Humphries West

[Nioclas]

I forgot how Kris kept describing Kendall as being around 6 feet tall, is she really that tall?

Kris was right that Kendall is around 6 feet tall. Kendall is actually 5'11 without heels. With heels she's between 6'1 - 6'3 in height.

 

 

Kim, Kendall, and Kris went to Ibiza to celebrate Riccardo Tisci's 40th birthday.

Edited August 4, 2014 by Nioclas

[Kromm]

Kris was right that Kendall is around 6 feet tall. Kendall is actually 5'11 without heels.

Then Elite Models better update her profile, because it has her an inch shorter!

[iwasish]

I'm watching the show tonight (it's the first time I've watched in forever) and all I keep thinking is how huge Kim's ass is and how frozen her face looks. She's ruined herself.

The brown wrap dress with the seam up the middle of the ass.... The epitome of flattering! I wonder if Kaye picked it out.

What the fuck is Kim going to do with a 12 tr old Thai girl in LA? She can't push her around in a stroller with a blanket over her face. Or is she trying to do what all the big stars do? Adopt some poor unfortunate to get lots of press for her. Kim the philanthropist! And telling the kids she'll see them again? Yeah right.

Kris buys them a kiddie pool? WTF

Edited August 4, 2014 by iwasish

[Maya]

I bet Kim made damn sure adoptions weren't allowed before she started asking around with a concerned look on her face.

And if it was real (which it wasn't), why did her mom try to immediately talk her out of it? "You can't just go around adopting children and bringing them home." Why not? Kim can afford it. But I know: fake, fake, fake.

[iwasish]

I bet Kim made damn sure adoptions weren't allowed before she started asking around with a concerned look on her face.

And if it was real (which it wasn't), why did her mom try to immediately talk her out of it? "You can't just go around adopting children and bringing them home." Why not? Kim can afford it. But I know: fake, fake, fake.

Kris knows that Kim will lose interest in the novelty of a 12 yr old almost as fast as she lost interest in poor little Mercy and is losing interest in North.

And for all their talk of being humbled and appreciative of all their blessings and not so material minded... they buy Kylie a 100k car a few months after this trip.

Did Kim ever even put the bracelet the kid gave her on? I really loved Kim's comment after the resort owner told her that the Thailand didn't adopt the kids out because they were concerned about the motivation of those adopting( I took it as a veiled reference to the child sex trade or maybe being used as household help) and Kim got all upset because "other people have ruined it for everyone"

[Shangrilala]

I may think that Kanye West is the ultimate douchecanoe, but this picture is actually quite cute.  North and Kanye in the studio.

 

https://gma.yahoo.com/cute-photo-kanye-west-brings-north-studio-183854065--abc-news-celebrities.html

[DangerousMinds]

The brown wrap dress with the seam up the middle of the ass.... The epitome of flattering! I wonder if Kaye picked it out.

What the fuck is Kim going to do with a 12 tr old Thai girl in LA? She can't push her around in a stroller with a blanket over her face. Or is she trying to do what all the big stars do? Adopt some poor unfortunate to get lots of press for her. Kim the philanthropist! And telling the kids she'll see them again? Yeah right.

Kris buys them a kiddie pool? WTF

Kimmy would have had the poor kid taking selfies, troweling on the makeup, and preparing for her first porno in no time. That girl got lucky.

I bet Kim made damn sure adoptions weren't allowed before she started asking around with a concerned look on her face.

And if it was real (which it wasn't), why did her mom try to immediately talk her out of it? "You can't just go around adopting children and bringing them home." Why not? Kim can afford it. But I know: fake, fake, fake.

And little overworked Kim needed an "executive assistant" with her on vacation to "research" adoption online? Brody had her number there.

[Brooklynista]

I may think that Kanye West is the ultimate douchecanoe, but this picture is actually quite cute. North and Kanye in the studio.

https://gma.yahoo.com/cute-photo-kanye-west-brings-north-studio-183854065--abc-news-celebrities.html

Ah...look at Uncle Kanye. I'm not sure what they're going to have to do to get the WTF look off of that little girl's face. She has no clue who these people are. Edited August 4, 2014 by Brooklynista

[merylinkid]

CNN helpfully pointed out that Kim and Kanye have been married for 73 days now.   6 more days and it will beat her marriage to Kris Humphries.   

 

Of course Kim wanted to adopt a 12 year old Thai girl.   Unpaid nanny for North.   Not paying a nanny means more money for vacations.

[Nioclas]

Then Elite Models better update her profile, because it has her an inch shorter!

Khloe is 5'10 and Kendall is clearly taller than her. The Elite agency has her height wrong. Kendall has not been 5'10 since she was 16. The Society NYC(her main agency under the Elite brand) used to state Kendall as being 5'10.5 (179cm) in height until they changed it which was closer to her true height. But she is actually 5'11 (181cm). Cara Delevingne is actually 5'8 (173cm) in height but her agency false states her as being 5'9. Karlie Kloss and Jourdan Dunn are both 6'1 (without heels) in height but their modeling agencies state they are shorter to get them more work. Modeling agencies almost always lie about a model's height. They will say a model is taller or shorter in their profile to make them appealing to various designers, magazine editors, etc. to snag them more work.

[iwasish]

Ah...look at Uncle Kanye. I'm not sure what they're going to have to do to get the WTF look off of that little girl's face. She has no clue who these people are.

So Kimmy' s designer buddies all donated outfits for North.. Kim was photographing and cataloging them.Stella Mc Cartney dared to send bright colors but that's okay because it was Stella McCartney! So all these beautiful clothes and North wears only the plainest of outfits. I'm not one for bright colors, so the color palette doesn't bother me as much as the idea that she dresses North nondescriptly so there no chance she steals Kim's limelight, or because she doesn't want to see the "good stuff" stained with milk and cereal and spit.

At least Kourtney has some sense of style for her children.

[tvallthetime]

CNN helpfully pointed out that Kim and Kanye have been married for 73 days now.   6 more days and it will beat her marriage to Kris Humphries.   

 

I don't understand. Didn't they already surpass Kim's marriage to Kris H? Wasn't theirs 72 days?

[merylinkid]

I thought it was 78?

[iwasish]

I thought it was 78?

It was 72, but Kim said, OMG it seemed like it was like literally forever, like it was like only 72 days but literally it seemed like sooo long, like probably 78 days at least!

[merylinkid]

So then at 73 she is already married to Kanye longer than to Humphries.   Poor girl, she must be worn out with making her marriage last so long, probably needs a kid free vacation to recover.

[howmanywords]

Ah...look at Uncle Kanye. I'm not sure what they're going to have to do to get the WTF look off of that little girl's face. She has no clue who these people are.

Hee see and I thought she actually looked less confused than she normally looks. Its a really cute picture though. Kanye actually looks to have a sincere smile on his face.

[iwasish]

So then at 73 she is already married to Kanye longer than to Humphries.   Poor girl, she must be worn out with making her marriage last so long, probably needs a kid free vacation to recover.

and maybe a vow renewal with a new ring and a big party for her 80th day anniversary. Or should they wait till they've actually spent 80 days together before celebrating?

[Artsda]

Kim talked about the wedding on Kimmel. How Khloe was hungover and her VIP guests were rude last minute cancellations. I wonder if that also applied to Rob who ran for it.

 

https://celebrity.yahoo.com/news/kim-kardashian-talks-wedding-jimmy-kimmel-live-khloe-083000313-us-weekly.html

[Lakewood27]

I'm not sure what they're going to have to do to get the WTF look off of that little girl's face. She has no clue who these people are.

 

Poor North always looks completely confused, like she's seeing these people for the first time. The only time I've seen her looking relaxed was in a candid shot of her sitting in Khloe's lap, just after Kim and Kanye's wedding.

 

Kim talked about the wedding on Kimmel. How Khloe was hungover and her VIP guests were rude last minute cancellations. I wonder if that also applied to Rob who ran for it.

VIP guests? That's definitely about the Beyonce and Jay Z no-show. Didn't Annie Liebovitz also cancel at the last minute? Why did they carve the guests' names into marble?? That's what placecards are for. Idiots.

[iwasish]

Poor North always looks completely confused, like she's seeing these people for the first time. The only time I've seen her looking relaxed was in a candid shot of her sitting in Khloe's lap, just after Kim and Kanye's wedding.

 

 

 

VIP guests? That's definitely about the Beyonce and Jay Z no-show. Didn't Annie Liebovitz also cancel at the last minute? Why did they carve the guests' names into marble?? That's what placecards are for. Idiots.

She wanted to cover the names of the no shows so that those who did show wouldn't know who didn't show. The engraving was another of Kanye's micro managed decisions that went off course. I'd read that there were misspellings in the names that were seen, whether it was due to the language issue or the fact that Kanye and Kim aren't exactly the brightest bulbs. There were other gaffs and fuck ups also.

I saw somewhere that they didn't even have a spot for Andrea Bocelli to sit or a meal for him. I guess he was just considered entertainment.

[Shangrilala]

I saw somewhere that they didn't even have a spot for Andrea Bocelli to sit or a meal for him. I guess he was just considered entertainment.

 

 

Wow.  Way to accomodate a blind man.

 

These two have less sensitivity than a pair of rocks. 

[Kromm]

Wow.  Way to accomodate a blind man.

 

These two have less sensitivity than a pair of rocks. 

To be fair (even though they are assholes), that oversight likely falls on the head of their wedding planner.

[iwasish]

To be fair (even though they are assholes), that oversight likely falls on the head of their wedding planner.

According to Kanye he was in charge of everything that went right and the wedding planner in charge of everything that went wrong and that was because she failed to listen to him.  He was in charge of getting Annie Liebowitz and she backed out at the last minute allegedly because of his unreasonable and unrealistic demands. He was in charge of the marble etched table top, and the porta potties also, and the bar he rebuilt at the last minute. I sense a pattern here. Having a place to sit and a  meal for the entertainment (especially someone of Bocelli's  stature) is standard. I doubt any real wedding planner, not a rapper/God/fashion designer/genius/wedding planner, but a real wedding planner would have committed that gaffe.

[parisprincess]

Awww, it looks like Kimmy has recently put on 20 pounds.  Can't believe she's admitting it.

 

"Kim Kardashian can't stop tweeting about her alleged weight gain.  The newlywed and mother-of-one revealed via Twitter on Tuesday morning that she's packed on a few pounds since marriage and motherhood.

"Off to an intense workout. Can't seem to shake this last 15-20 lbs. of baby weight. No more excuses. my baby is 1 years old! UGH," the 33-year-old wrote. "I'm not gonna call it baby weight bc that's an excuse. I just gained weight & that's it. Why is it so much harder to lose after baby though?!!"

Edited August 5, 2014 by parisprincess

[merylinkid]

Translation:   My doctor has been on vacation and I haven't had lipo in a month.    Just tweeting I am at the gym so when I look skinny in photoshopped photos again, you will believe that excuse.

[iwasish]

Awww, it looks like Kimmy has recently put on 20 pounds.  Can't believe she's admitting it.

 

"Kim Kardashian can't stop tweeting about her alleged weight gain.  The newlywed and mother-of-one revealed via Twitter on Tuesday morning that she's packed on a few pounds since marriage and motherhood.

"Off to an intense workout. Can't seem to shake this last 15-20 lbs. of baby weight. No more excuses. my baby is 1 years old! UGH," the 33-year-old wrote. "I'm not gonna call it baby weight bc that's an excuse. I just gained weight & that's it. Why is it so much harder to lose after baby though?!!"

Kim, your baby is one YEAR old. Not one YEARS!!!!

I don't know how intense her work outs are but she was winded just climbing the steps up to the zip line.

If she wants to lose 20 lbs, I doubt getting knocked up again is on the horizon.

[JerseyGirl]

Was Bocelli a guest or did he sing?  If he was scheduled to sing, I'm guessing he really wasn't a guest (in Kin/Kanya's mind) and thus doesn't deserve a highly coveted seat at the grand wedding table.  What a disastrous wedding, Rob leaves before the ceremony and hightails it back to the USA and Brody, Beyonce and JayZ (among others?) bow out.

[Talented Tenth]

Wow.  Way to accomodate a blind man.

 

These two have less sensitivity than a pair of rocks. 

There is constantly misinformation and flat out lies written about both Kim and Kanye.  Unless someone close to Andrea or Andrea said it himself, it should be taken with a grain of salt.  I'm a stickler for facts and there is routinely misinformation posted here about them just because people don't like them.  I'm not an apologist for Kim and Kanye, but if people are to be bashed it should be based on things that actually happened.

[tvallthetime]

The one downer of the event? Her last-minute no-show guests who threw arrangements—in particular the pre-engraving of guests' names in a massive marble tabletop—into chaos.

"It was the worst,” Kim said, not naming any names, although, as Us reported at the time, Beyonce and Jay Z's decision not to attend the wedding was very last minute. "We tried to put white paint and cover the names," she explained of their marble-etching drama.

This woman needs to get some perspective.

[JerseyGirl]

Oh wow, I hadn't read all the snafu's going on behind the scenes at the wedding.  Sounds like it all was a hot mess:

 

http://pagesix.com/2014/05/29/golden-toilet-tower-headless-nude-statues-inside-kimyes-wedding/

Here's the page 6 version of the story:

 

Andrea Bocelli sang during Kim’s processional. The blind opera legend had been asked as a guest, but the wedding planners hadn’t provided a seat for him. He said he’d be happy with a glass of water, and was told after his performance, “Thank you, but it’s time for you to get in your car and go home.” Bye-bye to one of the greatest living Italian vocalists of all time.

[iwasish]

This woman needs to get some perspective.

I saw the clip of her appearance and she seemed to imply it was only one person who didn't show (Rob!!!) I think she knew well in advance that Jay and Beyoncé weren't coming, so it was merely a chance to get a dig in at Rob. I totally believe the Bocelli story and Kanye himself confirmed in his  GQ (?) interview some of the other "rumors". 

Their big surprise of having people come to one place only to be told the wedding was somewhere else, didn't go over well with some guests. They felt it was very chaotic and poorly planned.

 

Poor Bocelli, they could have given him Rob's seat at the marble table, not like he could see that he was a fill in. 

[Shangrilala]

There is constantly misinformation and flat out lies written about both Kim and Kanye.  Unless someone close to Andrea or Andrea said it himself, it should be taken with a grain of salt.  I'm a stickler for facts and there is routinely misinformation posted here about them just because people don't like them.  I'm not an apologist for Kim and Kanye, but if people are to be bashed it should be based on things that actually happened.

 

 

And what constitutes facts when it comes to the Kardashians?  Their life has become one big PR/entertainment spin.  Let's use your example of Andrea Bocelli or somebody close to him, telling that story that he had been invited as a guest.  Kim and Kanye would probably come out, rebutting it, saying that it's not true, that he was hired entertainment, had a contract, and was never invited as a guest.  So then, which is fact? 

 

Their life plays out on a not-so realistic television show.  Their life plays out in the tabloids, not just as gossip, but in tips and stories that they supply.  At this point in their lives, the "facts" are far and few between. 

[iwasish]

And what constitutes facts when it comes to the Kardashians?  Their life has become one big PR/entertainment spin.  Let's use your example of Andrea Bocelli or somebody close to him, telling that story that he had been invited as a guest.  Kim and Kanye would probably come out, rebutting it, saying that it's not true, that he was hired entertainment, had a contract, and was never invited as a guest.  So then, which is fact? 

 

Their life plays out on a not-so realistic television show.  Their life plays out in the tabloids, not just as gossip, but in tips and stories that they supply.  At this point in their lives, the "facts" are far and few between. 

I really doubt Bocelli hires himself out as paid "entertainment" I think he was asked to sing and agreed to it. I assume his expenses were paid as a courtesy and as an expectation on his part. It would be just as much a courtesy to invite him to join them all for dinner and the celebration, after all he was probably better known than most of the guests that attended and possibly has more awards and sold more records than the groom could ever hope to sell. He probably has more class than to actually make a public statement on his ill treatment. Clearly someone in the Kardsashian Kamp spilled those beans, along with the rest of the stories about the fucked up marble table and other flubs.

Considering the amount of fakery and bullshit this family has tried to pass off as truth over the years (ass groping/racist lady on plane/fairy tale marriages/paparazzi threats etc) I'm more inclined to believe strangers and unnamed sources.

[DangerousMinds]

Kim talked about the wedding on Kimmel. How Khloe was hungover and her VIP guests were rude last minute cancellations. I wonder if that also applied to Rob who ran for it.

 

https://celebrity.yahoo.com/news/kim-kardashian-talks-wedding-jimmy-kimmel-live-khloe-083000313-us-weekly.html

Rob, Jay Z, and Beyoncé!

She wanted to cover the names of the no shows so that those who did show wouldn't know who didn't show. The engraving was another of Kanye's micro managed decisions that went off course. I'd read that there were misspellings in the names that were seen, whether it was due to the language issue or the fact that Kanye and Kim aren't exactly the brightest bulbs. There were other gaffs and fuck ups also.

I saw somewhere that they didn't even have a spot for Andrea Bocelli to sit or a meal for him. I guess he was just considered entertainment.

Hey, Princess Kanye recently told a judge in one of his court cases that he was "the most intelligent celebrity" she has ever had in her courtroom.

[iwasish]

Rob, Jay Z, and Beyoncé!

Hey, Princess Kanye recently told a judge in one of his court cases that he was "the most intelligent celebrity" she has ever had in her courtroom.

I want to know what she plans on doing with the marble table top. Place holders you can keep or guests keep as a remembrance, did they chop up the table and let them haul their marble nameplate home? Or will they use it in their new mansion as a bathroom vanity, and look at it lovingly each time Kanye hits it on the sink?

[DangerousMinds]

I'm sure they left it for the little people to clean up and haul away. They were busy photo chopping their wedding photos.

[iwasish]

I'm sure they left it for the little people to clean up and haul away. They were busy photo chopping their wedding photos.

At 4 days a picture that selfie album isn't gonna be ready till long after the divorce.

 

I read she changed her name and picture in her passport to Kim West.

With all the Beyonce/JayZ split rumors around I guess she wants her share of the headlines.

[merylinkid]

 

Hey, Princess Kanye recently told a judge in one of his court cases that he was "the most intelligent celebrity" she has ever had in her courtroom.

I thought it was in the deposition.   But either way, trust me arrogant crap like that goes over amazingly badly in court.   I personally love it when I come up against someone who thinks he/she is the smartest person in the courtroom.   I just sit back and watch them implode.  GAH can you imagine the custody case over North?  Some judge has to decide which is those 2 narcissists in the better parent.   Somethings are just too hard even for a judge.

[Artsda]

Their new house. 

http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/06/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-buying-home-estate-hidden-hills-vineyards/

[iwasish]

I thought it was in the deposition.   But either way, trust me arrogant crap like that goes over amazingly badly in court.   I personally love it when I come up against someone who thinks he/she is the smartest person in the courtroom.   I just sit back and watch them implode.  GAH can you imagine the custody case over North?  Some judge has to decide which is those 2 narcissists in the better parent.   Somethings are just too hard even for a judge.

They're the type that would agree with Solomon's decision to "split the baby in two" and then continue to argue over what half each gets.

Their new house. 

http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/06/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-buying-home-estate-hidden-hills-vineyards/

They have to dump the old one because it's been too tough to finish remodeling because things like the appliances they chose are being redesigned before they ever get them installed and they keep reordering the latest model. Like Kim is going to cook.

[merylinkid]

Ummm WHAT?    No manufacturer redesigns models that fast.

[iwasish]

Ummm WHAT?    No manufacturer redesigns models that fast.

They buy what they think is the hottest think at the time and then like celebrities, a new hotter one comes along and they want that one. Plus they keep changing designs and layouts, probably the various styles of appliances no longer fit with new design change.. Modern, contemporary, rustic, the stove and fridge MUST match the cabinets etc. the new house will get an over haul also I'm sure.

[Lakewood27]

I don't know how intense her work outs are but she was winded just climbing the steps up to the zip line.

 

She strikes me as the type to call reading a magazine while walking on the treadmill, or answering her emails on the stationary bike an "instense workout".

[iwasish]

She strikes me as the type to call reading a magazine while walking on the treadmill, or answering her emails on the stationary bike an "instense workout".

Burning 1000 calories at each workout? And doing several a day? Not with that ass.

Of course she could lose at lot more weight by dumping that genius she's married too.

Edited August 7, 2014 by iwasish

[merylinkid]

Duchess Kate redesigned 3 kitchens in the last year with less fuss.   Well except for the screaming about the 2nd private kitchen at Kensington Palace but it made sense to me (having the 2nd private kitchen not the fuss, the fuss was just people who have nothing better to do with their time it was paid for by private funds).   

 

Geez it's not like they will be gathering with their (paid) friends in the kitchen.   Or any other part of the house.   I don't see either Kim or Kanye inviting anyone over.  The scrapping the old house for a new one is just an excuse to never move in together.

Edited August 7, 2014 by merylinkid

[DangerousMinds]

She strikes me as the type to call reading a magazine while walking on the treadmill, or answering her emails on the stationary bike an "instense workout".

BUT BUT she has that super special "executive assistant" to answer all her emails! I'm sure if she could pay someone to work out for her as well she would do so.

A huge mansion with 2 vineyards? WTF? Kimmy, why not donate some of those millions to the orphans in Thailand you were so very very very concerned about? A plastic kiddie pool and some Kartrashian Kiddie Kollection tax write-offs surely aren't enough?

[Stella MD]

Two vineyards? Let me guess - it's only a matter of time before some krappy Kardashian Kabernet appears on the market (it's only fitting - he IS Yeesus, after all [eyeroll]. Wonder how many people will go blind from drinking it?

Edited August 8, 2014 by Stella MD

[ramble]

The article about the new house mentioned that Kimye wants to start flipping houses. Hahahaha! Part of flipping houses is getting in, making decisions that work for the a broader group & getting out. How many people, wealthy or not, would want a house all in black leather & hoodie grey with a sink in each room? These two can't seem to make a decision quickly either. If a photo takes 4 days to fake, er perfect, can you imagine a house?

[iwasish]

Two vineyards? Let me guess - it's only a matter of time before some krappy Kardashian Kabernet appears on the market (it's only fitting - he IS Yeesus, after all [eyeroll]. Wonder how many people will go blind from drinking it?

Hopefully Kris will be the first.

She strikes me as the type to call reading a magazine while walking on the treadmill, or answering her emails on the stationary bike an "instense workout".

Lol. More likely she considers actually reading the magazine to be the workout, after all Vogue has like 300 pages to turn.

[Stella MD]

Ha - you don't actually think she's reading the 295 pages that aren't devoted to her, do you?? ;)