S06.E11: Sorry Not Sorry

[Tara Ariano]

Jenelle may face felony charges after a fight with Nathan and his new girlfriend; Chelsea notices Adam's actions are impacting Aubree; Kailyn is beside herself when Jo goes missing; and Leah ends her marriage.

[Darknight]

Leah ends her marriage???

[Mkay]

I'm guessing it's finalized.  Leah "ends" it by participating from rehab, er Therapy.

[GreatKazu]

A part of me thinks that Leah still wants Jerm to this day.

[FairyDusted]

A part of me thinks that Leah still wants Jerm to this day.

And Corey.And Robbie. And who's the new Dude?

[TaxNerd]

I'm guessing it's finalized. Leah "ends" it by participating from rehab, er Therapy.

So the divorce papers we saw her sign while Mama Dawn was driving, did Dawn just shred? Doesn't count if it's not filed, right?

And Corey.And Robbie. And who's the new Dude?

They broke up recently. Come on FairyDusted, she's really matured since August!

[FairyDusted]

So the divorce papers we saw her sign while Mama Dawn was driving, did Dawn just shred? Doesn't count if it's not filed, right?

They broke up recently. Come on FairyDusted, she's really matured since August!

Matured is a big ole leap there now, TaxNerd. I'll totally settle for sober for her girlis.

[Mkay]

My guess would be she was signing that she agrees to it whatever they came up with at mediation. (Maybe she had to pretend she was signing something for cameras.) The judge will officially sign off on it in court.

 

In Texas it is a 60 day process.  There is a signing of papers somewhere in the middle of that time and then court at the end of 60 days.

Edited September 17, 2015 by Mkay

[truelovekiss]

And Corey.And Robbie. And who's the new Dude?

 

Leah wants ALL the dickses.

 

 

 Kailyn is beside herself when Jo goes missing.

 

 

I've had a really hectic week and I haven't seen any previews or anything, so I don't know what's supposed to be happening, but isn't it like, he shows up at Isaac's basketball game late (because Karl possibly gave him the wrong time?  Or maybe just because he's human and made a mistake)?  I'm sure she'll be quivering with rage.  Again.  Maybe Javi can quickly put a basketball in her hands when he senses that she's about to lose it.  That guy doesn't have many brain cells that he can part with.

[GreatKazu]

Sneak peek: http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/leah-messer-finalizes-divorce-rehab-teen-mom-2-sneak-peek-2015179

 

Leah tries to claim that her marriage wasn't going great for the longest time, but she was trying to avoid the embarrassment of another divorce.  Excuse me.

 

LMAO

[FairyDusted]

And we all know what the longest time means in TeenMomTown.

[truelovekiss]

And we all know what the longest time means in TeenMomTown.

Yeah, like 45 minutes! How could anyone expect poor Leah to put up with this crap for so long?!

[Joe Jitsu913]

I have an idea Leah and Robbie should get married and then her addiction to Robbie's peepee will be solved! We all know she'd end up cheating on hubby #3 with Robbie anyway, why not just marry Robbie and get it over with?

[truelovekiss]

I have an idea Leah and Robbie should get married and then her addiction to Robbie's peepee will be solved! We all know she'd end up cheating on hubby #3 with Robbie anyway, why not just marry Robbie and get it over with?

Robbie is currently marrried to his baby's mom. But I'm sure Leah and Robbie will marry each other at least once.

[GreatKazu]

Robbie said Leah is full of drama which is why a relationship with her won't work. Well now. We know how it is he keeps her trap shut when he is with her.

[lidarose9]

I was just reading an old issue of Time magazine from June that was talking about the epidemic of opioid addiction. It said in some areas of the southeast US, as much as 1/8 of the population is taking opioids. 

[GreatKazu]

Leah wants ALL the dickses.

.

LOL 

 

Leah needs sex rehab.

 

Leah's life is riDICKulous. I think MTV needs to switch the name of one of its hit shows for this one: Ridiculousness.

[sparklemotion]

When will Jenelle learn that Nathan takes his gym time SERIOUSLY.

Edited September 18, 2015 by sparklemotion

[toodywoody]

So fucking mean, so fucking mean. Get a grip Jenelle. Like Nathan said, if he sucks so bad why is she begging for him back. She drives me insane.

[ClassyCourtHeels]

Hahahaha

Suggesting Kail smile

Hahahaha

Corey and Jeremy with the best scene of the entire series. Also how relieved must Randy be that his daughter found Cole? And dammit. MTV wasn't there for the confrontation between Janelle and Nipples.

Leah and all her enabling, leech, dependents sitting around the phone waiting for her to tell them where in the holler some of the burried money is.

Edited September 18, 2015 by ClassyCourtHeels

[Spacecow]

Good lord Kail is awful. She manages to drain the life out of me through the TV, I can't imagine what being around her is like.

[ivgotspirit02]

That scene with Jeremy and Corey just made my night.

[Ffiferoo]

So fucking mean, so fucking mean. Get a grip Jenelle. Like Nathan said, if he sucks so bad why is she begging for him back. She drives me insane.

 

Not to defend Jenelle for anything, but to be fair, he yelled at her for coming to his GYM TIME, and then followed her home to "talk" so he could berate her more.  If he doesn't want to be around her, he shouldn't be at the house starting fights.

 

Corey and Jeremy, A+, would watch again.  Corey and Miranda should just move Jeremy and Addy into their house!

[WhitneyWhit]

Poor Janelle. If it weren't for Nipples, Jenelle would have crossed the finish line and be living a perfect life. Fuck you Nipples for causing Jenelle to be arrested 87 times, you, and your nipples, should be ashamed.

 

I don't know which I should laugh harder over; Leah thinking a second divorce is the most humiliating part of her life, or Javi lecturing someone else about being a man.

Edited September 18, 2015 by WhitneyWhit

[toodywoody]

Ok Jo no one said you had to sit near Kail for the graduation or talk to her. Yes Jenelle everything is Nathans fault. Just like it is all Barbs fault for taking Jace from you and keeping him away from your unstable ass.

[GreatKazu]

 

Ok Jo no one said you had to sit near Kail for the graduation or talk to her.

It is Kail. Kail in any room is overwhelming in so many ways.

[Ffiferoo]

I think they need to replace Dr. Drew on the reunion special with all of Jenelle's lawyers.  

[toodywoody]

I love Jenelle's lawyer. Hmmmm seems Barb has been trying to tell Jenelle but since it is Barn Jenelle will not listen. So if this is in June, Jenelle still has another set of charges coming up. Hey Jenelle, I think you have anger problems. I know Nathan pushes her buttons but she is old enough to be able to handle and know this.

[missy jo]

MVP of this episode is Jeremy for finally saying "prescription pill problem," and for runner-up, Jenelle's lawyer, who said everything that viewers are thinking.

 

Parents who coach their kids to think and say negative things about their other parent are evil ... Chelsea.

[Mkay]

Javi trying to tell someone that they are an adult and they need to take care of their responsibilities, says the guy who at the beginning of the season told Kail Isaac was NOT his responsibility!!!

[cheatincheetos]

Leah and all her enabling, leech, dependents sitting around the phone waiting for her to tell them where in the holler some of the burried money is.

I can't see her going to the work of picking up a shovel. More likely buried in the hoardmobile.

[Spacecow]

Parents who coach their kids to think and say negative things about their other parent are evil ... Chelsea.

 

THIS, so much this. Every conversation with her basically boils down to "Hey Aubree doesn't your dad suck? Isn't Cole so great? Don't you want Cole to be your dad?" It's so annoying to watch and I feel bad for Aubree. 

[Darknight]

Karl it's just a preschool graduation. It's just a game. Everyone gets a medal anyway. Issac didn't seem sad or upset about missing the game. Javi MYOB.

Jenelle if you put this much energy in your sons and your own life, you could actually do better. Babs actually takes Jace into consideration.

Chelsea, wants a family for Aubrey. And she's trying so hard to get it. She also needs to start disciplining her instead of using the excuse that she's at Adams. Adam just needs to go.

Leah, hot mess. Addy is cute though. Funny how Jermy wants to team up with Cory after talking shit about him.

THIS, so much this. Every conversation with her basically boils down to "Hey Aubree doesn't your dad suck? Isn't Cole so great? Don't you want Cole to be your dad?" It's so annoying to watch and I feel bad for Aubree.

Chelsea wants a daddy for Aubrey. She has a dream about the perfect family. Unfortunately she's doing it all wrong. Just slow down girl.

[GreatKazu]

Javi trying to tell someone that they are an adult and they need to take care of their responsibilities, says the guy who at the beginning of the season told Kail Isaac was NOT his responsibility!!!

What cracks me up about this is, Javi said all of that while he has that massive tattoo of Isaac on his arm. Oh, when the day comes that he is no longer with Hulk, he will regret having had that tattoo done.

[cheatincheetos]

Jenelle: "He's not gonna fuckin play me, dude."

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

 

If they are only "hooking up" why does she seem to think she's entitled to exclusivity with him? Showing up like Andy Capp's angry wife with a rolling pin. SMH...can't wait for the day that she accidentally barges in on Nathan dressed as the 'poolboy' doing a porn shoot for one of the less picky studios, complete with screaming, shoving the female (male?) porn costar in the pool, trashing the cameras...

Edited September 18, 2015 by cheatincheetos

[leighroda]

I didn't realize how invested I am in this damn show until Leah referring to rehab as "therapy" makes me downright stabby. When her little voice over was "I've been at therapy for two weeks now" I felt my blood pressure go up. Also holy demon spawn! I try really hard not to comment on the kids behavior because there are so many factors that go into that, but Aleeah wins the Oscar for brattyness. "She took the iPad!!!" But that was an adult that took it, she had absolutely no respect for that.

I had a teeny tiny sliver of pride in Jenelle... When she said "Nathan and I have been hooking up" I was thinking, good for you for admitting that's what it is and not playing the we're getting back together card... Clearly I was quickly proven wrong, but you know Nathan is "so mean".

I think we can safely say Jo will never get to bring Isaac to any activity he is doing. Javi suggesting he needs to "man up" I can't wait to replay all of these snide little scenes from him when he and Karl break up (inevitably). It makes me really sad that Jo let the tension make him miss an event. I personally don't think preschool graduation is the hugest deal, but you know Kail is going to throw this in his face that he wasn't there for a major life event. But by not going he gave Kail everything she could ever want, now she can say he missed stuff, and she knows she won by making Jo uncomfortable.

[FlowerofCarnage]

I can completely understand Jo not wanting to be around She-Hulk and Labia Lips, but he should show up to Isaac's events and be cordial as possible, if Kail and Javi, want to act a fool, let them.

I almost choked on my Wheat Thin when Javi said Jo needed to be a man. Says the guy whose balls are hidden deep wherever his wife stores her gazillion scarves.

Is Kaiser crossed-eyed? Seriously, he looks like he is.

I guess Jenelle has this woman for representing her in SC and Dustin still represents her in NC.

Chelsea, stop trying to force Cole into being a daddy.

Corey and Jeremy bitchfest was totally made of win. I am with them, this is about the safety of their children.

[BitterApple]

"Gym time is me time"

"I didn't even get to do abs"

Is Nathan's gym time similar to Desmond pushing the button on Lost so the world didn't implode? Guy is obsessed.

I get that Chelsea wants a family for Aubree and there's nothing wrong with that, but I agree the kid is being coached on what to say, think and feel about her father. I also think it's incredibly unfair for Chelsea to put Cole into the Dad role when he hasn't even proposed or married her yet. I hope this doesn't turn into a Jerry Maguire deal where Cole feels guilted into staying because the obligatory cute kid has become too attached.

I never side with Kail, but I would have been pissed at Jo too. Feeling awkward really wasn't an excuse to miss the graduation. To make matters worse, he just gave Kail and Javi more ammo to use in their smear campaign. Isaac hugging Lincoln was the cutest thing ever.

[cheatincheetos]

"I didn't even do abs."

 

Well, it's obvious you don't do legs, Foghorn.

I guess Jenelle has this woman for representing her in SC and Dustin still represents her in NC.

She could make a goal of having a lawyer in each of the fifty states!

[GreatKazu]

"I didn't even do abs."

 

Well, it's obvious you don't do legs, Foghorn.

Just laughed out loud!!

 

Other things Nathan doesn't do:

 

Work

Care for Roll

[langway]

Honestly, I can understand being frustrated that Jo missed the game. People can harp on how much Jo has changed, but I guarantee he did that on purpose. He is not any more mature than Kail is, and this is coming from someone who is very critical of her. He's probably a little jealous that it's Javi coaching the team when he's not Isaac's father. It also makes me think if Isaac had a doctor's appointment or something if Jo would get him there on time.

And even Adumb, that jackass, showed up for Aubree's graduation thing. Was probably for the cameras, but he was still there. If the "tense" situations bother you that much where you don't go see your kid celebrate, I don't know what to tell you. And, to be fair, if I was in Kail's situation, I would go to court for child support. I'd prefer legal people and a third party come up with a fair agreement for all involved. That's their jobs, that's what they're there for. I don't understand why he's so against it. She could say she needs $2000 a month and the courts might say $900 or so. Honestly, if you can't work it out, get other people to do it for you. Then you won't have "tension" that prevents you from being in the same room with the other person for your kid's sake, that's just ridiculous.

Chelsea and her family need to quit harping about Cole being new daddy. And quit talking to the girl about who her father is dating and why it's bad. No, he shouldn't bring every Nancy, Beth and Mary around the kid, but don't force that stuff on her. She'll figure it out on her own if she hasn't already. I'm skeptical about the "I wish Cole was like my dad" stuff, because literally everyone around her is saying exactly that. You cannot do that around the kid. Yeah Adam's a huge worthless piece of shit, I'm sure she already knows that, but she's not gonna hate her dad or never want to see him again at 5 years old. That pipe dream needs to be dropped.

Jenelle is just Jenelle.

Addy is probably my favorite kid on the show. When Leah left, she was all "Bye!!" And when Dawn told them to ask Leah how's it going she was all "So how it going up there!!!" I lol'd. I don't know why they thought facetiming and phone calls would be okay. Of course it would end in tears and tantrums. They're 6 years old and have never been away from mommy for this long before. They dont know where in the world she is, just that she's "at the doctors getting fixed" like wtf? Kids associate doctors with "somethings wrong", especially ones that you have to go away for so long for. I'm sure it was confusing for them when they actually thought about it, which was only when Leah wanted their attention.

The twins didn't seem too thrilled about the new baby, lol. Then again, they're only use to seeing Leah with a baby.

[Joe Jitsu913]

I lol'd at Nathan calling Jenelle trailer trash. If it was anyone else, I'd feel sympathy but this is Jenelle. Trashy is her middle name.Even her lawyer-of-the-frosted blue-eyeshadow called Jenelle trashy in a subtle way. When does Jenelle get the hint?

OMG, Nipples is sooooo meeannn!!! He's the reason I keep getting arrested every 90 days!!!

I really hate when single mothers try to push fatherhood on their current boyfriend. I've known a few women who do this, and it's ended disastrously. I actually know one woman who's on her second "baby daddy" in the past year. Of course, he's not the father of her children but she's plastered their pics on FB as if they're a legit family.

I really want Chelsea to ditch the nasty eyeliner and over arched eyebrows. The same goes for Jenelle, Janelle's lawyer, and Leah. Less is more when it comes to makeup.

No comment on the hosebeast known as Kail the Garbage Pail.

Edited September 18, 2015 by Joe Jitsu913

[cheatincheetos]

 I don't know why they thought facetiming and phone calls would be okay. Of course it would end in tears and tantrums.

Probably because their lives seem so stuck on social media and smartphones that Leah didn't think about how it would feel different for small children. Don't cry, Allie Grace, didn't you see that I just poked you on Facebook??

[Straycat80]

I was surprised Jenelle didn't press charges on Nipples for hitting her with the car and giving her that huge bruise. Something tells me her version of the what happened wasn't quite the way she says it happened. Poor Kaiser Roll, he's not going to have a good life with two asshat parents, smh.

Chelsea please stop it with the baby voice and she got mad at Adumb for manipulating Aubree with the questions and then she does the same thing.

Loved the conversation between Jerm and Corey. It seemed to me that Jerm couldn't wait to say "prescription pill abuse" to the camera. Busted Leah!

Doesn't Kail have anything better to do than make Jo's life a living hell? The guy isn't perfect but neither is Kail or dumbazz Javi, give Jo a break.

[GreatKazu]

Probably because their lives seem so stuck on social media and smartphones that Leah didn't think about how it would feel different for small children. Don't cry, Allie Grace, didn't you see that I just poked you on Facebook??

Leah's life is all about poking, and being poked.

[cheatincheetos]

When Nathan didn't come out at first from the overhang, he looked almost like a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_person on some paranormal show. Were the producers being symbolic about how "shady" he is?

Leah's life is all about poking, and being poked.

preferably without plastic packaging

[langway]

Probably because their lives seem so stuck on social media and smartphones that Leah didn't think about how it would feel different for small children. Don't cry, Allie Grace, didn't you see that I just poked you on Facebook??

Right? When I went to my grandmother's for a month (out of state) when I was 11, I was very anxious cause I had never been away from home/my parents for that long before. When I didnt think about home or talk to them, I was fine. I wonder if she was worried that they'd "forget about her" or some dumb shit.

[cheatincheetos]

Sad and funny at the same time, that whenever Corey hears of a wreck around Kanawha County that he wonders if it's Leah.

 

Also, "your boner was pressed in my back all night." Keeping it classy, Jenelle. Your sons will be so proud when they run into these episodes years from now.

Edited September 18, 2015 by cheatincheetos

[ellenr33]

I just want to thank Corey and Jeremy for the greatest scene I've seen on this show in a while!!! Though Jenelle and the Kesha concert or Babs and the "I seen you with Kiefer," always make me laugh!

[leighroda]

Right? When I went to my grandmother's for a month (out of state) when I was 11, I was very anxious cause I had never been away from home/my parents for that long before. When I didnt think about home or talk to them, I was fine. I wonder if she was worried that they'd "forget about her" or some dumb shit.

Agreed! I used to work at a summer camp, and the ages ranged from 2nd grade to 11th, but one of the first things they trained the staff on was not letting the kids call their parents when they were homesick because it generally made it worse. There was always a few random kids that just needed a little extra encouragement so we didn't absolutely outlaw calling parents, but it was a last resort. I get the weird feeling Leah likes seeing how upset they are about her being gone. I may have missed something, but wasn't the tantrum more about the iPad than Leah?

Did anyone else think the look on Coles face was terror when he was hugging Chelsea after she gave him the Father's Day pic?