Lola16 March 31, 2015 Share March 31, 2015 "My intuition is superior." ~ Kathryn Left unsaid: I just choose to ignore it. 1 Link to comment
psychoticstate March 31, 2015 Share March 31, 2015 "My intuition is superior." ~ Kathryn Clearly proven by her decision to have TRav impregnate her. 4 Link to comment
RedHawk March 31, 2015 Share March 31, 2015 Cameran, after saying that Craig can't afford to live the beach-house playboy lifestyle of Shep and Whitney: "Not everyone has the privilege of being privileged." 6 Link to comment
Albanyguy April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 Kathryn on T-Rav's campaign commercial: "1. Lame. 2. Ewww." 1 Link to comment
woodscommaelle April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 "I did a complete 180 from the person I was last year. I learned how to cook. I started cleaning. I've gotten, like, 30 blazers." Oh my god Kathryn, please do not change. 12 Link to comment
cooksdelight April 7, 2015 Author Share April 7, 2015 "He's got a baby out of wedlock. He's been to prison. What are ya gonna do?" -- Shep, regarding Thomas's chances at getting elected. 7 Link to comment
bosawks April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 "I did a complete 180 from the person I was last year. I learned how to cook. I started cleaning. I've gotten, like, 30 blazers." Oh my god Kathryn, please do not change. At least she didn't say 360 like a Real HoWife would have........ 7 Link to comment
RedHawk April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 At least she didn't say 360 like a Real HoWife would have........ Would have? I'm pretty sure one did! I think it was Orange County howife Tamra Barney. 1 Link to comment
Bossa Nova April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 Here's a phrase I've heard in Charleston, but no one has used it yet (that I remember). Let's keep an ear out."I was over-served last night." It's a nice way of saying you have a hangover. My dear father in law, who passed away at 89 about 15 years ago, ran a bar for many years in Wisconsin. That was his favorite line when he drank too much. No matter what part of the country, it is indeed a great line. :) Link to comment
nexxie April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 (edited) "Whitney happened." ~ Shep, explaining what happened to upset Kathryn. Edited April 7, 2015 by nexxie 2 Link to comment
bosawks April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 "I'm on the right side of the dirt" is awesome and I'm totally stealing it. 5 Link to comment
Bronzedog April 13, 2015 Share April 13, 2015 "They say go big or go home and I see Thomas going straight home after the election." Cameran 7 Link to comment
missy jo April 14, 2015 Share April 14, 2015 Shep: "Craig thinks he's a Rockefeller, but he's a Flintstone." 6 Link to comment
cooksdelight April 14, 2015 Author Share April 14, 2015 "She looks like Sandy Duncan...from hell." "Where'd he find her?" "Craigslist." -- Whitney and Patricia discussing Thomas' campaign manager, Amy "Kathryn kidnapped me, full-on bunny-boiler mode." -- Whitney "A see-through shirt with an orange bra is probably not the best idea." -- Cameran,on how 23-yr old Kathryn doesn't know how to dress for a campaign fund-raiser 4 Link to comment
cooksdelight April 21, 2015 Author Share April 21, 2015 "I dated this girl, and she's wake me up at like 9:30 in the morning....and I had to break up with her."-- Shep Whitney finds two rolls of toilet paper on the stairs.... "Are you planning on starting a party or something? These things are one ply." "I found these at a gas station! (Whitney wants a big thread count I guess)" -- Shep "I don't think Shep is into getting humped by this kind of bitch...today..." -- Cameran 2 Link to comment
Luckylondon April 21, 2015 Share April 21, 2015 (edited) Here's a phrase I've heard in Charleston, but no one has used it yet (that I remember). Let's keep an ear out. "I was over-served last night." It's a nice way of saying you have a hangover. This is the Link that I meant, Cooksdelighthttp://www.bravotv.com/southern-charm/season-1/episode-106/videos?clip=2771135# Edited April 21, 2015 by Luckylondon 1 Link to comment
Babyfoot April 21, 2015 Share April 21, 2015 "She'd be better suited to posting cat pics on her blog." - Whitney, about Amy, aka Sandy Duncan from Hell 5 Link to comment
RedHawk April 23, 2015 Share April 23, 2015 (edited) When Cameran tells Shep she wants only one child, Shep says: "One? Noooo! He'll turn out like Whitney!" Edited April 23, 2015 by RedHawk 8 Link to comment
Sun-Bun April 28, 2015 Share April 28, 2015 ((Whitney and Shep metaphorically discussing Shep's dating preferences)) Whitney: You've always gone for the low-hanging fruit. Shep: Fruit's good for you! Vitamin C! Whitney: Vitamin P. 1 Link to comment
woodscommaelle April 28, 2015 Share April 28, 2015 (edited) Shep: Is this chocolate sauce? Waitress: (Little giggling) No, it's bourbon. Shep: No way. Chocolate! There's gonna be bitch slappin' ~ Patricia "Tiger Snake. I need a progress report from you." LOL! (The two of them with their walkie talkies were super cute). Edited April 28, 2015 by woodscommaelle 3 Link to comment
Babyfoot April 28, 2015 Share April 28, 2015 "You have splendid buttocks." - Shep, to Craig 5 Link to comment
Lonesome Rhodes May 1, 2015 Share May 1, 2015 Whitney: "Who wants to exercise when you're drinking?" 1 Link to comment
Bronzedog May 4, 2015 Share May 4, 2015 Sometimes I just want to grab him by the la-ple and shake some sense into him. Shep after Craig mispronounces lapel. 1 Link to comment
cooksdelight May 4, 2015 Author Share May 4, 2015 "Are y'all being lovers tonight? Tell me that you're in love. i believe in love, and I want y'all to have that." -- drunk Landon Link to comment
cooksdelight May 5, 2015 Author Share May 5, 2015 "I've never seen any baby pictures of Whitney because I'm pretty sure he grew up before the invention of the camera." -- Craig 6 Link to comment
Lonesome Rhodes May 10, 2015 Share May 10, 2015 (edited) "How was school today, Mrs. Conover?" - Eddie Haskell, aka Shep Edited May 10, 2015 by Lonesome Rhodes 8 Link to comment
JenE4 May 12, 2015 Share May 12, 2015 (edited) Kathryn: I don't give a sh!t how much money you have. I know at the end of the day I have a good heart. And that will hold me higher than you every day! Whitney: Ok, your heart is a black space where a dollar sign is. Edited May 13, 2015 by JenE4 2 Link to comment
Bronzedog May 12, 2015 Share May 12, 2015 "Craig is so broke, he can't even pay attention". Shep 1 Link to comment
OnceSane May 12, 2015 Share May 12, 2015 I can't be enthused about that one, he just slightly reworded a really old "yo mama" joke. 3 Link to comment
missy jo May 15, 2015 Share May 15, 2015 "Whitney has emerged from his tomb." Patricia about Whitney: "Light is the enemy. I've taught him that." Craig, in his toast, about Whitney: "It’s the first time I’ve taken a 47-year-old man home to Mom …" Kathryn: "You really think I'm a gold-digger? I'm wearing Target pants!" Shep about Craig and Kathryn: "If I had slept on the beach with a girl, you could be damned sure there’d be something nefarious going down." 4 Link to comment
RedHawk May 19, 2015 Share May 19, 2015 (edited) Craig talking about how he kept Kathryn from freezing to death while she slept on the beach (covering her with tree branches in the sand hole he dug): "Good thing I watch "Naked and Afraid". I knew what to do." Edited May 19, 2015 by RedHawk 5 Link to comment
Elizabeth May 19, 2015 Share May 19, 2015 During the Jekyll Island episode: Cameran (I think): It's so pretty here! Shep: Of course it's pretty, I mean, this is our life. 4 Link to comment
TexasGal May 19, 2015 Share May 19, 2015 She doesn't think like an adult. She doesn't understand the brevity of the situation. - Jennifer 3 Link to comment
RedHawk May 20, 2015 Share May 20, 2015 Landon to Shep, who is walking too fast for her: "Slow down! Take your time."Shep: "I don't have time to take my time." Link to comment
JenE4 May 21, 2015 Share May 21, 2015 About T-Rav's assault charges... Jennifer: "Does she understand the brevity of what she's done?" Kathryn: "She doesn't understand the multitude of what she's done!" Really?! Brevity and multitude?! I'm assuming they mean gravity and magnitude! Whitney about Craig and Kathryn: "Did they have congress?" Whitney about T-Rav: "Breaking up on Facebook? What is he a 12-year-old girl? I don't know, maybe a text or something." Shep: "I might vote for T-Rav or just write myself in." Cameran: "Thomas needs to be in office. He gets into too much trouble with nothing to do on that plantation but play polo. Then again, he did do coccaine when he was treasurer." 3 Link to comment
RedHawk May 26, 2015 Share May 26, 2015 (edited) Famous decorator Mario Buatta to Whitney: "Those trousers look like a cheap hotel. They have no ballroom." LOL! I love that decorator guy. Edited May 27, 2015 by RedHawk 7 Link to comment
RedHawk May 26, 2015 Share May 26, 2015 "When in doubt, get the bourbon out." Now there's some fine Southern advice. 5 Link to comment
RedHawk May 27, 2015 Share May 27, 2015 Whitney describing Kathryn to Mario Buatta: "She's a ferral, wild girl who flips at the slightest provocation." 5 Link to comment
cooksdelight June 1, 2015 Author Share June 1, 2015 "I was not expecting his paramour to show up in his steed." -- Whitney at Jekyl Island Link to comment
cooksdelight June 1, 2015 Author Share June 1, 2015 "A little light isn't going to kill him. He's not a vampire." -- Patricia's butler, when hanging the black curtains in Whitney's room. Ummmm.... are you sure? 3 Link to comment
Nancypants April 12, 2017 Share April 12, 2017 Shep, trying to justify Day Drinking. "I mean that are actually children in China Right Now that are NOT drunk! 2 Link to comment
RedDelicious April 12, 2017 Share April 12, 2017 (edited) Whitney, Whitney, there is no X in espresso. ETA: Nobody actually said that. But Whitney does pronounce it expresso. Season 1. Edited April 12, 2017 by RedDelicious 1 Link to comment
Bronzedog April 29, 2017 Share April 29, 2017 Cameran to Whitney when he tells her Patricia is in NYC, "You're like Kevin in Home Alone." 1 Link to comment
RedHawk April 29, 2017 Share April 29, 2017 Cameran as they're melting at the polo match: "It's hotter than a June bride in a feather bed." When Cameran tells him his seersucker suit and bow tie makes him look like Col. Sanders, Whitney squawks: "Fried chicken!" 1 Link to comment
RedHawk April 29, 2017 Share April 29, 2017 (edited) It's been posted in the "Shepwrecked" episode thread, but needs to be immortalized here: Aboard the birthday boat, Cameran urges Shep to mend his playboy ways. She points to Thomas, who is lounging nearby in faded, laceless Keds, and says, "Do you want to be a 55-year-old man and not have shoelaces?" Edited April 30, 2017 by RedHawk 5 Link to comment
Nancypants June 8, 2017 Share June 8, 2017 Landon: It's about Arrt and Twavell. And Arrt. And Stuuufff. Also Landon: I'm good at everything i do. I pretty much crush it. 2 Link to comment
Nancypants June 11, 2017 Share June 11, 2017 Landon: I liiike Musiic and like, flowerrs. Its like how I gweww uupp Link to comment
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