Sweet Fellowship: Duggars and Friends (aka the Bates Family and Other Featured Families Thread)

[GeeGolly]

Of all the Fundy families' next generation, who has the most children besides Anna?

[BradandJanet]

1 hour ago, CalicoKitty said:

Wasn't Nurie's wedding reception kind of a crashing of the Sr. Keller's anniversary celebration?  So it would "make sense" that Non-Nurie and her husband would take a backseat at "their" reception.  Those poor kids.

That's how Jill got the wedding dinner for free. She's not going to spend money on anybody but herself and Hunk. 

[crazy8s]

12 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

Of all the Fundy families' next generation, who has the most children besides Anna?

Well right off there are her sisters. Esther with 12, and Prissy with 6. 

[Cinnabon]

8 hours ago, sagittarius sue said:

Darn, and I was just about to quip that it's a fictionary word.

She did misspell it. 🤣

6 hours ago, BradandJanet said:

Jill has to find another party to crash to supplement the FlavorAid and crackers she'll serve at the wedding.

I think I love you for the FlavorAid mention!

[Cinnabon]

2 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

Damn moms like that exist? Mine was a saint . Off to cry for her … 

That mom is Jill 2.0. Her daughter is in the right I can’t believe her family isn’t behind her! 

If the last couple years have taught me anything, it’s that there are far more narcissists and sociopaths walking among us than I ever suspected. 

[iwantcookies]

20 hours ago, Cinnabon said:

What? You don’t think Noah’s Ark was real? And don’t believe virgins can get pregnant? 🤣

Anyone who does I got a bridge to sell you 🤣

[Fosca]

10 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

Anyone who does I got a bridge to sell you 🤣

Actually virgins can get pregnant!  It's not necessary for ejaculation to take place within the vagina for sperm to be able to enter it and swim up to fertilize an egg; ejaculating on the outside of the vaginal opening can work as well.  (Source: my mom a former OB nurse). 

Of course, this might lead us into the endless discussion of what de-virginizes someone (I used to ask my college students this when we talked about sexual orientation; it tended to twist them in knots, figuratively speaking).  

Since Shrek and BME think sex should only be between a man and a woman who are married to each other, I suspect their definition is penis-in-vagina only.  Given how much they freak about hugs and kissing and such before marriage, it does make me wonder though.

[Fosca]

10 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

Anyone who does I got a bridge to sell you 🤣

Actually virgins can get pregnant!  It's not necessary for ejaculation to take place within the vagina for sperm to be able to enter it and swim up to fertilize an egg; ejaculating on the outside of the vaginal opening can work as well.  (Source: my mom a former OB nurse). 

Of course, this might lead us into the endless discussion of what de-virginizes someone (I used to ask my college students this when we talked about sexual orientation; it tended to twist them in knots, figuratively speaking).  

Since Shrek and BME think sex should only be between a man and a woman who are married to each other, I suspect their definition is penis-in-vagina only.  Given how much they freak about hugs and kissing and such before marriage, it does make me wonder though.

[Cinnabon]

14 minutes ago, Fosca said:

Actually virgins can get pregnant!  It's not necessary for ejaculation to take place within the vagina for sperm to be able to enter it and swim up to fertilize an egg; ejaculating on the outside of the vaginal opening can work as well.  (Source: my mom a former OB nurse). 

Of course, this might lead us into the endless discussion of what de-virginizes someone (I used to ask my college students this when we talked about sexual orientation; it tended to twist them in knots, figuratively speaking).  

Since Shrek and BME think sex should only be between a man and a woman who are married to each other, I suspect their definition is penis-in-vagina only.  Given how much they freak about hugs and kissing and such before marriage, it does make me wonder though.

Yep, I had a 16 year old clinic patient who got pregnant just that way.

[Rootbeer]

3 hours ago, Fosca said:

Actually virgins can get pregnant!  It's not necessary for ejaculation to take place within the vagina for sperm to be able to enter it and swim up to fertilize an egg; ejaculating on the outside of the vaginal opening can work as well.  (Source: my mom a former OB nurse). 

 

I have delivered babies to two different women who were technically virgins.  Both had been assaulted as teens and were unable to have full intercourse due to PTSD/anxiety.  Both were married to very patient and understanding men.  In both cases, there was external contact and the husband ejaculated in the vicinity of the vaginal opening.  

One of them remains my patient to this day.  She and her husband got counseling and were eventually able to do it the old fashioned way and she had two more children via regular intercourse.

[GeeGolly]

Wow, there should be an Olympic event for sperm. Those suckers won without even being at the starting line. 🥇

[Ohiopirate02]

3 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

Wow, there should be an Olympic event for sperm. Those suckers won without even being at the starting line. 🥇

[ginger90]

“If you’ve considered Plexus, now’s the time.”

 

Screenshot from a video:

[xwordfanatik]

Her chubster fingers look like they belong on HUNK.

What kind of idiot joins this wacko nutbag's downline?  Jilldo probably nags them daily to buy more Plexus, so she can make a few cents' more.  

[farmgal4]

4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

“If you’ve considered Plexus, now’s the time.”

 

Screenshot from a video:

She’s wearing false eyelashes in this one, and I believe she used 2 eyeliner pencils one per eye) this time.

[iwantcookies]

 

Edited February 19, 2022 by iwantcookies

[iwantcookies]

[iwantcookies]

Map tv makes me laugh. 

Hunkilicious wasn’t in his chair either. Off to buy more sexy leggings I assume.

[JoanArc]

7 hours ago, ginger90 said:

“If you’ve considered Plexus, now’s the time.”

 

Screenshot from a video:

Faces of Meth Plexus.

[CalicoKitty]

I wonder if she realizes she is praising Plexus in that post.  I would assume praising false gods was a no-no.  Poor grammar strikes again.

[GeeGolly]

JillR reminds me of this friend I have who's never met a trend she didn't like. And almost every trend ended up as a (one time) both at a fair where she would offer up her "expertise". Its been a bit now - her last was essential oils. But she's done everything including, scrapbooking, jewelry, kitchenware, spices, non toxic cleaners, etc. I believe she was a vegetarian for a hot minute and get this - she even claimed to have a "drinking problem" - for about a month. She supposedly discovered this during a "dry January", quit for February too. Everyone who knows her knows she doesn't have any issues with alcohol. By March of that year she was getting drinks at dinner and posting pics with alcohol on vacation. She got beat on online for that 'trend'.

The money my friend and JillR wastes on whatever currently tickles their fancy can get expensive. Always in search of get rich quick schemes, acceptance as the 'cool kid' and gaining authority with their "expertise".

[Temperance]

On 2/17/2022 at 6:00 PM, GeeGolly said:

Of all the Fundy families' next generation, who has the most children besides Anna?

Jill R is the next generation fundie. Her parents are fundies. Jill has 13 kids and her sister Angie has 9 kids. 

[MunichNark]

So Frilly Jilly now has several evil JOBS in order to feed fat slob and herself? She'll be turning into a sluttish trouser-wearing woman in not time! What's next- dying her hair blue?? *clutches pearls

Her daughters and her sweet friend will do the work while she grabs the money. Nice concept

[ginger90]

“I opened my own…..”

Yeah ok Jill.

[Westiepeach]

I want to know where this primitive craft booth that Plexus and the Lord named Daniel told her to open. Hey, @Rootbeer - we live close. Road trip?

[crazy8s]

she rented a booth for a craft show or something and had to give it a silly name?

from the pics - Samuel built a shelf for them, the pastor's wife added the paintings, the not Nurie's have the earrings and the sachets. which leaves Jill's items - the cheap pots of fake flowers and some cheap looking items. the chair or stool to the right, with the hole cut in the seat for a pot of flowers made me laugh. those were a thing here 7-8 years ago. no one has them now.

[BradandJanet]

Where did Jill get her inventory for this booth? Is she selling off stuff from the Barndo (pots of fake flowers!)? The house is packed, so nothing will be missed. Ugh. I hope there's nothing that was once in the fecal chair/radio broadcast bathroom. 

The pastor's wife appears to be wearing a full-length hoodie. 

[GeeGolly]

Are those smiley tracts behind the shelves?

Don't judge me, but I want that long hoodie.

[Westiepeach]

36 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

Where did Jill get her inventory for this booth? Is she selling off stuff from the Barndo (pots of fake flowers!)? The house is packed, so nothing will be missed. Ugh. I hope there's nothing that was once in the fecal chair/radio broadcast bathroom. 

The pastor's wife appears to be wearing a full-length hoodie. 

The Dollar Store for sure.

[Minivanessa]

2 hours ago, Westiepeach said:

I want to know where this primitive craft booth that Plexus and the Lord named Daniel told her to open. Hey, @Rootbeer - we live close. Road trip?

I'm not even in Ohio, and I was curious enough to search for those "mall" type "antique" stores in the area. The ones where people rent space to set up their stuff for sale. I found a handful of them, but didn't try to figure out which one Jill has set up shop in. I wonder how much of the space rent their pastor's wife is paying. It wouldn't surprise me if Jill talked the woman into the whole thing, and will be very slow to pay whatever her share of the rent is supposed to be. 

[YupItsMe]

As a licensed florist I can confidently say those flower arrangements are just sad. Sad and so bad. But really, I don’t think it takes a florist to see that.

[ginger90]

1 hour ago, Jeeves said:

and will be very slow to pay whatever her share of the rent is supposed to be. 

The Lord and Plexus has it covered. 😁

[iwantcookies]

1 hour ago, Jeeves said:

I'm not even in Ohio, and I was curious enough to search for those "mall" type "antique" stores in the area. The ones where people rent space to set up their stuff for sale. I found a handful of them, but didn't try to figure out which one Jill has set up shop in. I wonder how much of the space rent their pastor's wife is paying. It wouldn't surprise me if Jill talked the woman into the whole thing, and will be very slow to pay whatever her share of the rent is supposed to be. 

Jill will pay in expired leftover plexus samples 

[iwantcookies]

I found the long female hoodies blouses 

🤪🤣

https://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-mp-haute-edition-women-s-tunic-long-length-full-zip-hooded-sweatshirt-hoodie?deal_option=f31ff478-1b4b-4948-8904-f25d4cb87cc9&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=US_DT_SEA_GGL_TIM_TTT_PADS_CBP_CHP_NBR_g*gg-mp-haute-edition-women-s-tunic-long-length-full-zip-hooded-sweatshirt-hoodie_productpartitionid*296863587740_campaignid*10867906301_adgroupid*108668275124_prodtarget*296863587740_productid*f31ff478-1b4b-4948-8904-f25d4cb87cc9_target*pla-296863587740_d*Goods-Product-Ads_mobile*true_keyword*_adtype*pla_merchantdid*10018412_c*457489365519_k*_m*_adposition*&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3fivpqGM9gIVid7ICh0tIQ-IEAQYASABEgI_QvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&bypass=true

 

https://www.nord-fashion.com/products/long-zip-sweatshirt-hoodie?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=9996986761&utm_term=&adgroupid=103706494751&ad_name=433812921286&device=m&network=u&product_country=US&product_id=4396902645858&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3fivpqGM9gIVid7ICh0tIQ-IEAQYAiABEgIQ1fD_BwE
 

 

https://www.amazon.com/GRACE-KARIN-Sweatshirt-Outerwear-CL612-2/dp/B075XBF92T/ref=asc_df_B075XBF92T/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312699472261&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=96168220750661326&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1022762&hvtargid=pla-569941305824&psc=1

2 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Are those smiley tracts behind the shelves?

Don't judge me, but I want that long hoodie.

 

[iwantcookies]

I’d pay to see Jill sell leggings for Men modeled by Shrek 🤣😜

song sung by Jilldo 

Doncha want your husband to look like HUNK ?!

Doncha want your husband to have some chunk?!

Doncha want your husband to be a lump? 
 

I need my HUNK to shake his rump !

His ivory cream brings all the cows to our yard…

 

(Singing to the song by pussycat dolls…)

Edited February 19, 2022 by iwantcookies

[GeeGolly]

11 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

I found the long female hoodies blouses 

🤪🤣

https://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-mp-haute-edition-women-s-tunic-long-length-full-zip-hooded-sweatshirt-hoodie?deal_option=f31ff478-1b4b-4948-8904-f25d4cb87cc9&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=US_DT_SEA_GGL_TIM_TTT_PADS_CBP_CHP_NBR_g*gg-mp-haute-edition-women-s-tunic-long-length-full-zip-hooded-sweatshirt-hoodie_productpartitionid*296863587740_campaignid*10867906301_adgroupid*108668275124_prodtarget*296863587740_productid*f31ff478-1b4b-4948-8904-f25d4cb87cc9_target*pla-296863587740_d*Goods-Product-Ads_mobile*true_keyword*_adtype*pla_merchantdid*10018412_c*457489365519_k*_m*_adposition*&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3fivpqGM9gIVid7ICh0tIQ-IEAQYASABEgI_QvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&bypass=true

 

https://www.nord-fashion.com/products/long-zip-sweatshirt-hoodie?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=9996986761&utm_term=&adgroupid=103706494751&ad_name=433812921286&device=m&network=u&product_country=US&product_id=4396902645858&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3fivpqGM9gIVid7ICh0tIQ-IEAQYAiABEgIQ1fD_BwE
 

 

https://www.amazon.com/GRACE-KARIN-Sweatshirt-Outerwear-CL612-2/dp/B075XBF92T/ref=asc_df_B075XBF92T/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312699472261&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=96168220750661326&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1022762&hvtargid=pla-569941305824&psc=1

 

Wow. Thank you!

[iwantcookies]

3 hours ago, BradandJanet said:

Where did Jill get her inventory for this booth? Is she selling off stuff from the Barndo (pots of fake flowers!)? The house is packed, so nothing will be missed. Ugh. I hope there's nothing that was once in the fecal chair/radio broadcast bathroom. 

The pastor's wife appears to be wearing a full-length hoodie. 

Garage sales or she got it for free 

I vote for free. Chickzilla pays for nothing

[Cinnabon]

I don’t even understand her insistence on calling this crap “primitive.” 

[iwantcookies]

Jill is primitive so anything she comes up with IS primitive… HUNKS face certainly looks primitive…

 

Also Jill is an illiterate idiot so what genius thoughts can I expect from her ? 

[BradandJanet]

7 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

Garage sales or she got it for free 

I vote for free. Chickzilla pays for nothing

Chickzilla (I like it) isn't paying for the rent on the booth either. She's offering her decorating expertise in exchange for payment and/or she sweet talked the pastor's wife into renting the booth by praising her paintings. 

If she can, she'll take home most of the money too, assuming anyone buys anything. 

[Rootbeer]

4 hours ago, Westiepeach said:

I want to know where this primitive craft booth that Plexus and the Lord named Daniel told her to open. Hey, @Rootbeer - we live close. Road trip?

There are several places in Amish country that are like big flea markets or ongoing craft shows where different businesses set up to sell their wares, she must be in one of those.  

You read my mind!  When I saw her post, my first thought was 'I ought to take a little drive on down there, wonder if Westie would be interested?'

This is one of the ones I'm thinking about, I've been to it.  I don't see Jill's 'business' listed, but maybe she hasn't made the website yet.

https://www.walnutcreekamishfleamarket.com/shopping#aandg

[kaleidoscope]

There is a sign on the wall in one of the pictures advertising the craft market.

Edited February 19, 2022 by kaleidoscope

[Westiepeach]

1 minute ago, kaleidoscope said:

The sign on the wall in one of the pictures shows a sign for this craft market:

https://www.solsinberlin.com/

I’VE BEEN THERE!!!!!!

[Rootbeer]

14 minutes ago, Westiepeach said:

I’VE BEEN THERE!!!!!!

I need to go there!!!  

For those not from this part of Ohio, it's pronounced BER' lin, not like the German city.

[Nysha]

I think the pastor's wife was thinking about/going to open the booth for the church and maybe sell things donated by the  church women raise funds for something. Once Jill found out, she moved in and took over until the pastor's wife agreed to pay for the booth and let Jill sell her worthless crap for a profit. 

She is seriously out-classed by everyone else. The crap she sells is stuff you'd find on a separate kid's table at a yard sale to help fund a church camp-out or something. It is not stuff anyone is going to willingly buy to wear or display. I think some of her Internet followers buy the things the girls make out of pity, not out of a desire to actually have in their homes.

Edited February 19, 2022 by Nysha

[BradandJanet]

24 minutes ago, Nysha said:

She is seriously out-classed by everyone else. The crap she sells is stuff you'd find on a separate kid's table at a yard sale to help fund a church camp-out or something. It is not stuff anyone is going to willingly buy to wear or display. I think some of her Internet followers buy the things the girls make out of pity, not out of a desire to actually have in their homes.

Sol's website says that cost of the smallest space is $80 per month plus a commission of 15% on sales. The usual contract runs six months. https://solsinberlin.com/crafters_join.php

There is some serious competition in that marketplace, including Mennonite and Amish food, crafts, and furniture. How will Jill and Mrs. Pastor sell enough to make any profit? Not only is their stuff not very interesting or attractive, there isn't very much of it. And does anyone visit Amish country to buy Dollar Store fake flowers? 

ETA: BER'lin is the pronunciation used in New Hampshire and Massachusetts too. 

Edited February 19, 2022 by BradandJanet

[Mindthinkr]

25 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

ETA: BER'lin is the pronunciation used in New Hampshire and Massachusetts too. 

Also the one in upstate NY (Which is about a 40 minute drive east of Albany). 

[iwantcookies]

Man imagine seeing the Rod circus in person 🤣

Will Jill sell plexus in her booth?

Seriously she would make more $ working in Walmart than what she does now.

[Mindthinkr]

16 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

Seriously she would make more $ working in Walmart than what she does now.

Could you picture her as a greeter in Walmart?
 

“Hello welcome to Walmart. Now on your way out don’t forget to visit our van in the parking lot for some great deals on Plexus.” 

[BradandJanet]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Could you picture her as a greeter in Walmart?
 

“Hello welcome to Walmart. Now on your way out don’t forget to visit our van in the parking lot for some great deals on Plexus.” 

"We are offering a free smiley tract with every Plexus order today. Save your gut and your soul!"

("But stay away from that handsome hunk asleep in the driver's seat. He's mine!!!")