Sweet Fellowship: Duggars and Friends (aka the Bates Family and Other Featured Families Thread)

[Salacious Kitty]

I'd like to fornicate, but not sexually (Jill totally wrote this). 😂

[xwordfanatik]

Dear Jill:

You suck as a liar (and, every which way, come to think about it.)

I WRELENTLESSLY hate you.  You are SEVERELY wacko.

[libgirl2]

55 minutes ago, Salacious Kitty said:

I'd like to fornicate, but not sexually (Jill totally wrote this). 😂

That is what I have been saying. This smacks too much of Jill. 

[BradandJanet]

55 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Dear Jill:

You suck as a liar (and, every which way, come to think about it.)

I WRELENTLESSLY hate you.  You are SEVERELY wacko.

A message from the Rodrigues Homeschool Academy: The correct word is wrentlessly, an adverb meaning "without wrent." WRELENTLESSLY is suspiciously close to the HEATHEN English spelling, but you get a half point for using all caps. A string of emojis would be helpful to convey the true meaning of your message, which is unclear to me because you've used only words.

From: Jill Rodrigues--Principal, Headmistress, and Resident SEVERE Wacko 😵‍💫

[ranchgirl]

4 hours ago, BradandJanet said:

Good job, @oliviabenson. You've been paying attention in your classes at the Rodrigues Homeschool Academy. You have now earned a worthless diploma and a trip to a Dairy Queen with Jill, David, and Janessa for all your hard work. 

But you have to pay for you Blizzard and ours too.  *Smile*

[all fall down]

5 hours ago, oliviabenson said:

Upstairs attic

SEVERELY injured 

broken brain

so neat!

(smile)

I love my man! What a hunk!

we were at! 
 

yaassss

so blessed!

sweet friend

sweet fellowship 

sluttish 

 

Hoodie blouse 

 

Sweaterpants 

Dip Up

I'll add:

Holly Bible (I think that was Tim)

Sleep depraved

Whole half a cow

Neurologist pediatric specialist doctor

Live play theater

Algebra math

Edited June 9, 2023 by all fall down

[BradandJanet]

Ah, the Dinguses and their whole half a cow. Didn't Sydney make a purple cake for Nurie's wedding too?

The Dinguii  sure disappeared from Jilly World, didn't they? Good for them. It's not easy to escape a professional leech like Jill. 

[Salacious Kitty]

Did a quick search, and if Sydney Dingus still has a FB account, I can't find it. I wonder what became of her?

[BradandJanet]

37 minutes ago, ranchgirl said:

But you have to pay for you Blizzard and ours too.  *Smile*

I think everyone can share the same Blizzard. This is the economy graduation party. Jill will bring a trick candle. 

1 minute ago, Salacious Kitty said:

Did a quick search, and if Sydney Dingus still has a FB account, I can't find it. I wonder what became of her?

She's in the witness protection program. It was the only way to get away from the Rodrigues family safely. 

[Triple P]

bitter, sweet

Jill cried bitter, sweet tears over Nurie's leaving home and made bitter, sweet memories with Nurie inches days leading up to the Nurptials.

[sagittarius sue]

5 hours ago, BradandJanet said:

Good job, @oliviabenson. You've been paying attention in your classes at the Rodrigues Homeschool Academy. You have now earned a worthless diploma and a trip to a Dairy Queen with Jill, David, and Janessa for all your hard work. 

What, not even a trip to the Good Olive Garden?  No, I understand.  That's usually reserved for BME and the Hunk only.

[crazy8s]

4 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

What, not even a trip to the Good Olive Garden?  No, I understand.  That's usually reserved for BME and the Hunk only.

well you couldn't possibly go to the nice Olive Garden because your eyes might look upon alcohol......

 

[oliviabenson]

1 hour ago, ranchgirl said:

But you have to pay for you Blizzard and ours too.  *Smile*

💦🥵🤪😜🍦(smile) yaassss I’m aware , where you at? 
 

😜👅💦

[oliviabenson]

1 hour ago, Triple P said:

bitter, sweet

Jill cried bitter, sweet tears over Nurie's leaving home and made bitter, sweet memories with Nurie inches days leading up to the Nurptials.

It was like Nurie was dying lol. 

[oliviabenson]

It’s Olive Garden first. Then Burger King for dessert! 
 

(smile) 

💦👅😜🤪

[tabloidlover]

4 hours ago, AstridM said:

I’ll join you when I figure out how to wrentlessly sin. 

Once you figure it out, could you send us all a job aid?  Thanks!

[ALittleShelfish]

4 hours ago, crazy8s said:

well you couldn't possibly go to the nice Olive Garden because your eyes might look upon alcohol......

 

Olive Gardens everywhere in Ohio now handing out alcoholic beverages to everyone as guests enter the doors.  JUST to be sure to be rid of Jill & Co.  

[AstridM]

Let’s not forget Tim and the fairy.

[Salacious Kitty]

Or the Derecho storm! 

[ginger90]

No more hummingbird juice…..

screenshot from a video 

[oliviabenson]

17 hours ago, AstridM said:

I’ll join you when I figure out how to wrentlessly sin. 

Im picturing a beautiful hunk dancing seductively, immodestly dressed and smiling at me. If he looks like Patrick Swayze even better. 

[oliviabenson]

What is Dave eating? 

[sagittarius sue]

20 minutes ago, oliviabenson said:

What is Dave eating? 

Oatmeal or cream of wheat?

[BradandJanet]

18 minutes ago, oliviabenson said:

What is Dave eating? 

Good question. Whatever passes for food in that house, I guess. Maybe Plexus is useful for covering the taste of the slop in the bowl. 

 

[merylinkid]

yogurt, possible ice cream.   Because you know that pink drink is not the only thing he is having.   He needs to offset the "health" of that drink somehow.

[BetyBee]

39 minutes ago, oliviabenson said:

What is Dave eating? 

Maybe he scored some perfectly good ice cream from the kitchen garbage can.

[ginger90]

Jill has a Plexus post up, and forgot to turn comments off. Someone asked if she got her shirt at Target. I admit I laughed.

[crazycatlady58]

44 minutes ago, oliviabenson said:

What is Dave eating? 

Improperly made biscuits and gravy?

[oliviabenson]

6 minutes ago, crazycatlady58 said:

 

We know how much you love your honey David. Calm down Jillcatraz.

Her cemetery garden is something. 

Edited June 10, 2023 by oliviabenson

[oliviabenson]

20 minutes ago, crazycatlady58 said:

Improperly made biscuits and gravy?

That’s what I think it is.

[BradandJanet]

27 minutes ago, oliviabenson said:

 

We know how much you love your honey David. Calm down Jillcatraz.

Her cemetery garden is something. 

Sorry, but she'd never get David squeezed into that plot. She needs to rethink her cemetery. 

I do like the waste pipe in the background, however. It adds to the ambience. 

[farmgal4]

1 hour ago, oliviabenson said:

What is Dave eating? 

It looks like gravy (gravy and biscuits) to me.  It might be homemade but it looks more like the powdered kind that you add water to.  

[crazycatlady58]

37 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

It looks like gravy (gravy and biscuits) to me.  It might be homemade but it looks more like the powdered kind that you add water to.  

Well I have made the powdered kind and it does not look like that but I also add browned sausage and a good amount of black pepper. 

[crazy8s]

2 hours ago, oliviabenson said:

What is Dave eating? 

poorly mixed Plaster of Paris

[oliviabenson]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

No more hummingbird juice…..

screenshot from a video 

I thought it was an adult toy Jill was squeezing 🤣🤣🤣

Edited June 10, 2023 by oliviabenson

[Meow Mix]

Jill totally wrote that screed she attributed to Renee.  But my favorite is still Heidi's mother calling Renee Kayleigh.  When even a big fangirl of yours can't get your daughter's name right, that says something about how interchangeable you see the notNuries.

As to what's in the bowl, I at first thought it was the remains of the ice cream DBD scarfed down, but now I'm not so sure.  It does look like cream of wheat that had a bad day.  I am amused because he looks like someone is holding him at gunpoint to drink that stuff.  

As for all the Jillisms, my favorite is still Tim getting on the fairy.  Little did he know he was inadvertently celebrating Pride month.  

Finally, between Pride month and SHP coming out, Jill is in hog heaven.  She can generate so many screeds out of this and get people to send cash and gift cards to soothe her constantly persecuted self.  All she has to add in is her severely injured knee, her severely paralyzed sister and her mom's broken brain and she can really have a griftapalooza going.  Also, what happened to the dead RV.  I guess none of her kids stepped up to create a gotomefund to bless her with a new one.

Off to wrentlessly sin some more.

[oliviabenson]

2 hours ago, BradandJanet said:

Sorry, but she'd never get David squeezed into that plot. She needs to rethink her cemetery. 

I do like the waste pipe in the background, however. It adds to the ambience. 

I’m howling lol with the description of Dave’s final resting place in the garden. Jill will probably do it to save $. Plus she can talk to her babe.

[xwordfanatik]

6 minutes ago, oliviabenson said:

I’m howling lol with the description of Dave’s final resting place in the garden. Jill will probably do it to save $. Plus she can talk to her babe.

Jill's going to torment Hunk, even in the afterlife.  He'll never escape her haranguing!

[Salacious Kitty]

13 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Jill's going to torment Hunk, even in the afterlife.  He'll never escape her haranguing!

Oh, I bet she can harangue with the best of them! 

[libgirl2]

Yummy, Yummy....? What is he a toddler? 

[beckie]

On 6/9/2023 at 9:16 AM, BradandJanet said:

That is a SEVERELY good idea. It's too bad that most of us don't have all the free time BME and DBD enjoy to take on such a huge project, but a glossary would make reading her stupid posts a lot easier. 

I'll offer andKaylee or &Kaylee. This is to indicate that Nurie is a favored daughter but Kaylee is just an afterthought. Also, Jill likes redundancies like pediatrician doctor and algebra math because she thinks the rest of us are as dense as she is.

(And Kaylee) is always in parentheses. 

[all fall down]

2 hours ago, oliviabenson said:

I thought it was an adult toy Jill was squeezing 🤣🤣🤣

She had to delete a video of her shaking this plexus bottle back and forth for exactly that reason. Thankfully I got a screenshot. I'm sure you can imagine the motion this was making. 😂😂😂

[Salacious Kitty]

14 minutes ago, all fall down said:

She had to delete a video of her shaking this plexus bottle back and forth for exactly that reason. Thankfully I got a screenshot. I'm sure you can imagine the motion this was making. 😂😂😂

Ah, memories. 😂

[oliviabenson]

17 minutes ago, all fall down said:

She had to delete a video of her shaking this plexus bottle back and forth for exactly that reason. Thankfully I got a screenshot. I'm sure you can imagine the motion this was making. 😂😂😂

I remember lol

[Jynnan tonnix]

19 minutes ago, all fall down said:

She had to delete a video of her shaking this plexus bottle back and forth for exactly that reason. Thankfully I got a screenshot. I'm sure you can imagine the motion this was making. 😂😂😂

Geez! I can only imagine DBD wishing he could compete with that!

I do have to wonder whether the Plexus Powers That Be took the inevitable  association into account with their design department. Maybe it appeals to the demographic.

[graybrown bird]

How can anyone drink that pink mixture of chemicals and think it's healthy???

[Salacious Kitty]

27 minutes ago, graybrown bird said:

How can anyone drink that pink mixture of chemicals and think it's healthy???

The color alone is probably carcinogenic. 

Edited June 10, 2023 by Salacious Kitty

[beckie]

8 hours ago, oliviabenson said:

What is Dave eating? 

Jill better watch out. If that stuff supposedly works like it claims, she'll have to WRENTLESSLY and SEVERELY hold onto her man, cuz women will be coming out of the woodwork for him. NOT!

[ALittleShelfish]

9 hours ago, oliviabenson said:

What is Dave eating? 

I thought it was a big bowl of ranch.  That would 10000% not surprise me at all lol

[oliviabenson]

28 minutes ago, ALittleShelfish said:

I thought it was a big bowl of ranch.  That would 10000% not surprise me at all lol

Ranch ice cream!