Sweet Fellowship: Duggars and Friends (aka the Bates Family and Other Featured Families Thread)

[satrunrose]

14 hours ago, sixlets said:

She recently claimed that "they" made $500 in their first month selling Sour Cream Clothing.  I want to say she mentioned it in the video where she announced the plus-sized options.

And she's sold 19 pieces, so she's making a $26 profit per item? Like most Rod things, I'm not sure the math is mathing here unless she's raiding the donation bin at the churches they visit and then reselling. The ways of the fundies are strange to me, but that would piss me off if I donated clothing and Jill was using it to fund her rugs and puppies. 

[Salacious Kitty]

The $500 may have been calculated before the 19 sales. No telling what's up with Jill's math. 

[Notabug]

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Cinnamon the dog tried to jump out of Bri's arms. 

Maybe Samuel will get the hint.

[AstridM]

14 hours ago, Salacious Kitty said:

Somehow, she's found 19 suckers. Or fewer if people bought multiples. 

Thank you for correcting using “fewer!” I need to see more of that ❤️

[AstridM]

OMG this doesn’t even look like her! Her filters are out of control.

 

 

No idea why Satan would bother to give them a second thought 😂

 

 

So, still no actual dimensions given, or even sizes in most cases. I guess all “plus size” people are the exact same size! 14? 26? The same! 🤦‍♀️

 

 

Edited November 24 by AstridM

[Salacious Kitty]

Now we know why Brigot is in Ohio...

 

Edited November 24 by Salacious Kitty

[oliviabenson]

Jill's nostrils are not the same size and she is filtered to death. Leon is growing rapidly. Jill apparently don't see no doctor for her thyroid.

 

Bri isn't going to let her teen groom go. He's her Ben Seewald.

Poor cinnabun the dog will never see a vet or be allowed to be outside of Jill's clutches. If she bites Jill the dog will be tossed into the woods or something.

[emma675]

2 hours ago, AstridM said:

OMG this doesn’t even look like her! Her filters are out of control.

 

I wonder if Jill realizes this filter makes it look like she has a small mustache?

[oliviabenson]

17 hours ago, Salacious Kitty said:

Somehow, she's found 19 suckers. Or fewer if people bought multiples. 

I'm SEVERELY shocked that Jill sold anything at those ridiculously high prices.

[Salacious Kitty]

51 minutes ago, oliviabenson said:

Jill's nostrils are not the same size and she is filtered to death. Leon is growing rapidly. Jill apparently don't see no doctor for her thyroid.

 

Bri isn't going to let her teen groom go. He's her Ben Seewald.

Poor cinnabun the dog will never see a vet or be allowed to be outside of Jill's clutches. If she bites Jill the dog will be tossed into the woods or something.

Sam is not longer a teen. They can get engaged now (Thanksgiving sounds good) and get married before Brigot turns 26. 

[Absolom]

3 hours ago, emma675 said:

I wonder if Jill realizes this filter makes it look like she has a small mustache?

Mustache and rabbit teeth.  

[the-grey-lady]

On 3/16/2024 at 3:32 AM, ginger90 said:

Is Nurie returning to the house she shares with her husband or dying of Tuberculosis?

[the-grey-lady]

On 3/30/2024 at 11:03 AM, ginger90 said:

Done

 

The devil is in the house, according to this post of hers:

I love so many of those things. No way I'm giving up rebellion or anger.

I'm keeping unbelief too.

Edited November 28 by the-grey-lady

[farmgal4]

10 hours ago, Salacious Kitty said:

Now we know why Brigot is in Ohio...

 

In the first pic, I’m loving the mustache!  😄

[farmgal4]

17 hours ago, Salacious Kitty said:

Now we know why Brigot is in Ohio...

 

Will Brianne allow Jill to destroy her eyebrows?

Edited November 25 by farmgal4

[EmeraldGirl]

Look at the difference in size between Nuri and mama. Jill is not fat, but she’s definitely quite curvy. 

[Absolom]

Jill is probably technically overweight.  She appears to also be underfit for her age.

[Madtown]

Those poor Rodlet girls. Their only purpose in life are obeying their precious mother. Modeling ugly ass clothes, so Mahmo has money to feed her and Hunk. And most importantly, coming in last to both Janessa and Queen Nurie. I mean, Nurie being married to a celebrity("ANNA DUGGAR'S BROTHER")and all, plus popping out babies as fast as she can and being Mahmo's most favorite child. That's a lot to have to deal with.

[EmeraldGirl]

3 hours ago, Absolom said:

Jill is probably technically overweight.  She appears to also be underfit for her age.

I would believe it. Those BMI scales are very unforgiving. Plus, she’s got really thick wrists and very sausagey fingers. 

that reset is such nonsense. So basically you don’t eat for three days, and lose 3 pounds. Then when you eat again, it goes right back on. Any decent fast needs to be longer than that, and include some real food.

[MamaMax]

No, she said 500 in sales, not profits. 
 

the video of the girls announcing the Black Friday sale …. I swear to god it’s like those poor things have been raised in complete isolation. Have they ever had an actual conversation with a person they are not related to? Not a TESTIMONY, not a PERFORMANCE, but an actual spontaneous exchange of ideas and information? They reminded me of Jodie Fosters character in that movie “Nell”

[EmeraldGirl]

6 minutes ago, MamaMax said:

No, she said 500 in sales, not profits. 
 

the video of the girls announcing the Black Friday sale …. I swear to god it’s like those poor things have been raised in complete isolation. Have they ever had an actual conversation with a person they are not related to? Not a TESTIMONY, not a PERFORMANCE, but an actual spontaneous exchange of ideas and information? They reminded me of Jodie Fosters character in that movie “Nell”

Yeah, I said the same thing. It’s like they’ve never had a conversation with anyone else but themselves so they all sound identical. Yeah it’s normal to pick up your family’s accents and style of speaking, but not to this bizarre degree. Plus the girls all go supersonic even when they say hello.

As an example, anyone who watches dancing with the stars? Maks and Peta are from the Ukraine and Australia. Their oldest son is about seven, I believe. He used to speak a lot like his mother, but now that he’s in school he has the regular old American accent. No hint of either one of theirs, and  theirs are so different anyway.

[CalicoKitty]

I really doubt Jill knows the difference between sales and profits.  I think she uses the terms interchangeably.

[Salacious Kitty]

2 minutes ago, CalicoKitty said:

I really doubt Jill knows the difference between sales and profits.  I think she uses the terms interchangeably.

I'm sure it's gross sales. She said earlier today that she's up to $700. And per FJ, 22 sales.

[AstridM]

34 minutes ago, Salacious Kitty said:

I'm sure it's gross sales. She said earlier today that she's up to $700. And per FJ, 22 sales.

But does she know the difference? I have my doubts.

[Salacious Kitty]

1 minute ago, AstridM said:

But does she know the difference? I have my doubts.

I think she might. She knows how to skin m off the top of registration fees for her Women's weekend. 

[crazy8s]

11 hours ago, Salacious Kitty said:

I'm sure it's gross sales. She said earlier today that she's up to $700. And per FJ, 22 sales.

Still not quite enough to pay one month of their month electric bill that Jill says is $900-$1,000.

[ozziemom]

12 hours ago, CalicoKitty said:

I really doubt Jill knows the difference between sales and profits.  I think she uses the terms interchangeably.

She probably has no idea what her net $$ is, I imagine her bookkeeping skills are similar to her graphic design and beautician skills.

[laurakaye]

Do Jill's girls even know what a Black Friday sale is?  Maybe Jill explained it as the day when all of the heathens fight each other for a Tickle Me Elmo, so it's the perfect day to take advantage of their immodest greed and covetous materialism for things that they don't need and cannot afford.... 🙄

Edited November 26 by laurakaye

[BetyBee]

32 minutes ago, laurakaye said:

Do Jill's girls even know what a Black Friday sale is?  Maybe Jill explained it as the day when all of the heathens fight each other for a Tickle Me Elmo, so it's the perfect day to take advantage of their immodest greed and covetous materialism for things that they don't need and cannot afford.... 🙄

Jill could explain Black Friday by telling her girls that it's like when they fight each other over Jill's clothing rejects.

[oliviabenson]

It must be cold inside the barn because how Jill was bundled up indoors. Maybe Dave should get a job. Oh wait he doesn't want to.

I think they are conserving electricity. Or poor Sam and maybe Philip are paying for things.

[ALittleShelfish]

2 hours ago, laurakaye said:

Do Jill's girls even know what a Black Friday sale is?  Maybe Jill explained it as the day when all of the heathens fight each other for a Tickle Me Elmo, so it's the perfect day to take advantage of their immodest greed and covetous materialism for things that they don't need and cannot afford.... 🙄

This would be a great time to let Renee expand her earring empire and have a big sale.  Can't reinvest what $$ you don't make though, I guess.  

Of course this would involve Jill actually knowing her children and their actual interests.  Okay nevermind. 

[oliviabenson]

Last year Jon or Nate bought food for thanksgiving? Also I think Jill was in Florida too. I don't remember. If no one buys food for thanksgiving... Jill and Dave will go out alone and feast and leave the kids at home hungry and cold. 

[libgirl2]

1 minute ago, oliviabenson said:

Last year Jon or Nate bought food for thanksgiving? Also I think Jill was in Florida too. I don't remember. If no one buys food for thanksgiving... Jill and Dave will go out alone and feast and leave the kids at home hungry and cold. 

They  might get lucky and have frozen pizza. 

[Salacious Kitty]

Jill has written of Thanksgiving at the barndo. I imagine Jonathan and Sam are paying for it. 

[beckie]

Does 22 sales really add up to that much though? And Jill has the tendency to exaggerate with everything. 

And who bought them? I saw in another group that alot of the profiles buying their stuff were created in October of this year.

Edited November 26 by beckie

[Salacious Kitty]

47 minutes ago, beckie said:

Does 22 sales really add up to that much though? And Jill has the tendency to exaggerate with everything. 

And who bought them? I saw in another group that alot of the profiles buying their stuff were created in October of this year.

I only saw four reviews. I can't tell you when they joined. But they were positively cheery, and Jill replied to all. 

Edited November 26 by Salacious Kitty

[AstridM]

6 hours ago, laurakaye said:

Do Jill's girls even know what a Black Friday sale is?  Maybe Jill explained it as the day when all of the heathens fight each other for a Tickle Me Elmo, so it's the perfect day to take advantage of their immodest greed and covetous materialism for things that they don't need and cannot afford.... 🙄

Right? I thought fundies made a point of being “separate” from the worldly consumerism and materialism of the secular heathens!

55 minutes ago, beckie said:

Does 22 sales really add up to that much though? And Jill has the tendency to exaggerate with everything. 

And who bought them? I saw in another group that alot of the profiles buying their stuff were created in October of this year.

Not really, especially considering all the fees, shipping costs, and self employment taxes she’ll owe. 

52 minutes ago, Salacious Kitty said:

I only saw four reviews. I can't tell you when they joined. But they were positively cheery, and Jill replied to all. 

Still waiting on the first negative review. How long can it take?

[crazy8s]

Jill is doing a facebook live now.

Jill selling plexus.

She tells of Dave driving an amish neighbor every day. Also, she needed her husbands help to pick up a haul at a thrift shop.

She is going on and on about being a homebody and she can't sleep well away from home. Because she travels more and more for her business.

Jill shilling a sleep product because she loves sleep. The woman is taking videos regularly at 2am with all her children. WTH

she shows something in the wrong container and says its really some other product. she names the other product and then debates with herself if that was the right name for whatever is in the collagen container. Liver detox product you know to detox your liver.

She is wearing an cloth headcovering.

Samuel got a free turkey from work and she is thinking to make another one. Plus she is making baklava becuase she just loves it. Her girls tell her they have never tasted any baklava as good as mamas

Edited November 27 by crazy8s

[crazy8s]

What she is thankful for is plexus. The bio cleanse - she needed so bad this week. Sunday was so bad her husband wanted to call 911.

(sunday she was shown singing in the church choir)

Edited November 27 by crazy8s

[PradaKitty]

Jill, 

Marketing is one thing.

LYING is another.

[crazy8s]

I missed the beginning but see it now. Jill knew she needed to do something because both her grandmothers had sugar diabetes. So she needed something "so she would not get it or have many years before she got it" 🤦‍♀️

[the-grey-lady]

On 4/8/2024 at 4:29 AM, crazy8s said:

Thankfully not in person, but yes to all of these and we can add the accordion and the ironing board of cowbells to the list. 🤣

I think Jill playing the banjo is newly discovered fifth Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

[AstridM]

6 hours ago, crazy8s said:

Jill is doing a facebook live now.

Jill selling plexus.

She tells of Dave driving an amish neighbor every day. Also, she needed her husbands help to pick up a haul at a thrift shop.

She is going on and on about being a homebody and she can't sleep well away from home. Because she travels more and more for her business.

Jill shilling a sleep product because she loves sleep. The woman is taking videos regularly at 2am with all her children. WTH

she shows something in the wrong container and says its really some other product. she names the other product and then debates with herself if that was the right name for whatever is in the collagen container. Liver detox product you know to detox your liver.

She is wearing an cloth headcovering.

Samuel got a free turkey from work and she is thinking to make another one. Plus she is making baklava becuase she just loves it. Her girls tell her they have never tasted any baklava as good as mamas

A HAUL? What might this mean??

5 hours ago, crazy8s said:

I missed the beginning but see it now. Jill knew she needed to do something because both her grandmothers had sugar diabetes. So she needed something "so she would not get it or have many years before she got it" 🤦‍♀️

OMG is she 90? Sugar diabetes? Did she even pronounce it correctly? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[AstridM]

The real Jill. Now we know why she’s so fond of filters? 😳

 

 

[Salacious Kitty]

12 minutes ago, AstridM said:

A HAUL? What might this mean??

OMG is she 90? Sugar diabetes? Did she even pronounce it correctly? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

The haul is likely her next group of "outfits" for the boutique. 

[the-grey-lady]

On 5/8/2024 at 6:15 PM, andromeda331 said:

I love how Jill thinks so much of herself that the Devil is after her and Dave. Right instead of targeting world leaders and stuff. He's targeting a lazy nobody in Ohio. 

Jill the Devil is not after you. The Devil doesn't even know who you are. 

I'm sure the devil would find Jill as annoying as we do.

[laurakaye]

13 hours ago, crazy8s said:

What she is thankful for is plexus. The bio cleanse - she needed so bad this week. Sunday was so bad her husband wanted to call 911.

Not that I believe most of what she says, but I can see her gut being completely messed up from chugging Plexus, which she then tries to cure by drinking more Plexus.  But to say that she was so "bad" that her husband wanted to call 911 and then tell us that the Plexus bio-cleanse "fixed" it?  That's dangerous.   

7 hours ago, AstridM said:

A HAUL? What might this mean??

 

It has to be a re-stock to re-sell at the Cream of Wheat Boutique.  But my gosh, if she needs Dave's truck to haul it all to the Barndo, what on earth is she buying?  Is Goodwill giving her a bulk deal on clothes that didn't sell?  

Edited November 27 by laurakaye

[libgirl2]

44 minutes ago, laurakaye said:

It has to be a re-stock to re-sell at the Cream of Wheat Boutique.  But my gosh, if she needs Dave's truck to haul it all to the Barndo, what on earth is she buying?  Is Goodwill giving her a bulk deal on clothes that didn't sell?  

Bags of unsold items that they give away. 

[BradandJanet]

"Cream of Wheat Boutique." Nice work, @laurakaye

I wonder what vermin came with that truckload of whatever Dave hauled home. I guess for $35, some hapless buyer will find out. 

I vaguely remember Jill talking about an incident when Nurie and Kaylee were young and the Rods were staying in a hotel. Late at night (because Jill is up at all hours), Jill claimed she saw a bedbug and had all the kids get up and go out in hall to sing and pray while Jill called the manager.The manager didn't find anything, but Jill insisted on going to another hotel. I don't know if she managed to get a refund.

Yet, she brings hauls of thrift-shop leftovers into the barndo. If there's an infestation, she won't be able to talk about it because it will hurt sales. 

Finally, Jill makes baklava? In what universe? The ingredients are expensive and the preparation takes time. Jill doesn't spend enough time in a kitchen to know how to make anything. And how many times have the kids eaten baklava in their lives to know that Mama's is the best?

Jill is full of it, and Plexus doesn't seem to fix the problem. 

[libgirl2]

17 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

"Cream of Wheat Boutique." Nice work, @laurakaye

I wonder what vermin came with that truckload of whatever Dave hauled home. I guess for $35, some hapless buyer will find out. 

I vaguely remember Jill talking about an incident when Nurie and Kaylee were young and the Rods were staying in a hotel. Late at night (because Jill is up at all hours), Jill claimed she saw a bedbug and had all the kids get up and go out in hall to sing and pray while Jill called the manager.The manager didn't find anything, but Jill insisted on going to another hotel. I don't know if she managed to get a refund.

Yet, she brings hauls of thrift-shop leftovers into the barndo. If there's an infestation, she won't be able to talk about it because it will hurt sales. 

Finally, Jill makes baklava? In what universe? The ingredients are expensive and the preparation takes time. Jill doesn't spend enough time in a kitchen to know how to make anything. And how many times have the kids eaten baklava in their lives to know that Mama's is the best?

Jill is full of it, and Plexus doesn't seem to fix the problem. 

Scabies would be something new and different as they have dealt with bedbugs already. And of course lice. 

Edited November 27 by libgirl2