Michelle and JimBob aka J'Chelle and Boob

[Aja]

Michelle looks like she's straight-up crying in that photo.

[lulu69]

4 hours ago, Aja said:

Michelle looks like she's straight-up crying in that photo.

She looks to be in physical pain. Maybe too much hey, hey, hey the previous night?

[Natalie68]

On 7/12/2016 at 5:50 PM, Arwen Evenstar said:

Jessa was not going to see her mom dressed up like a silverfish bug for her wedding.

Kelly wore that dress much better, though it's a style of dress that's only going to fit a limited range of body types and heights to begin with, as it is...without adding hideous modesty panels and an ill fitting bra.

Best description ever for that abortion of a dress!

On 7/13/2016 at 5:30 AM, Catlyn said:

It's bad when Amy Farrah Fowler dresses better than Michelle.

Um, I don't remember Jill ever wearing this outfit!  I apologize to Mayim Bialik but I cannot look at her without thinking of Jill Duggar.

Edited July 20, 2016 by Natalie68
Getting the actress right is important! But Jill reminds me of both actresses.

[Natalie68]

On 7/17/2016 at 10:02 AM, Arwen Evenstar said:

I hope the Duggars don't sell things like the Boob, Mullet, or Blessa bobble heads. Or a talking Muffy doll that says profound things like "like" and "totally" or an Anna doll that says.."another baby".."walking thru"...and "Josh-u-a"...

Wouldn't this be a great snark op though?  I think a non fan needs to make such items.  I can see this being the supreme gag gift at holiday parties.  

My family has this one cousin that everyone hated.  Golden child who was awful and such a little brat (and liked to hit everyone).  Parents spoiled him rotten (mercedes for hs grad, pilot lessons at 13 while his older sister got a used pinto for her hs grad) and there were what seemed to be THOUSANDS of Lil Brat kid pics.  Thousands.  So one year I was a little short of funds for Xmas soooo everyone got wrapped pics of Lil Brat.  It is now a holiday tradition to pass these around and turn them into other items.  My sister made me a Lil Brat keychain.  We are making his sister some tea towels with some new versions we found when cleaning out our dads house.  Its ON!

[Natalie68]

On 7/17/2016 at 10:02 AM, Arwen Evenstar said:

I hope the Duggars don't sell things like the Boob, Mullet, or Blessa bobble heads. Or a talking Muffy doll that says profound things like "like" and "totally" or an Anna doll that says.."another baby".."walking thru"...and "Josh-u-a"...

Wouldn't this be a great snark op though?  I think a non fan needs to make such items.  I can see this being the supreme gag gift at holiday parties.  

My family has this one cousin that everyone hated.  Golden child who was awful and such a little brat (and liked to hit everyone).  Parents spoiled him rotten (mercedes for hs grad, pilot lessons at 13 while his older sister got a used pinto for her hs grad) and there were what seemed to be THOUSANDS of Lil Brat kid pics.  Thousands.  So one year I was a little short of funds for Xmas soooo everyone got wrapped pics of Lil Brat.  It is now a holiday tradition to pass these around and turn them into other items.  My sister made me a Lil Brat keychain.  We are making his sister some tea towels with some new versions we found when cleaning out our dads house.  Its ON!

[Sew Sumi]

2 hours ago, lulu69 said:

She looks to be in physical pain. Maybe too much hey, hey, hey the previous night?

If she's in menopause, and we knew she was perimenopausal what, two or three years ago?, then yeah, it's gotta hurt even her cavernous hoo-hah. 

[lookeyloo]

Just now, Sew Sumi said:

If she's in menopause, and we knew she was perimenopausal what, two or three years ago?, then yeah, it's gotta hurt even her cavernous hoo-hah. 

Well...not necessarily!!

[Arwen Evenstar]

If her hoo hah is THAT cavernous, she probably wouldn't notice his pee pee even being there....after all, it doesn't take long...as she advised Jessa.

[Sew Sumi]

23 minutes ago, lookeyloo said:

Well...not necessarily!!

I know that, and you know that, but I doubt THEY know that. *wink*

15 minutes ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

If her hoo hah is THAT cavernous, she probably wouldn't notice his pee pee even being there....after all, it doesn't take long...as she advised Jessa.

For such modest people, they sure say a lot about their sex lives. I'm a hussy as far as they're concerned, but that's one issue that's sacrosanct for me. 

[abstractstuff]

9 hours ago, BradandJanet said:

I remember the discussion but couldn't find it. Sorry, Sew! Michelle's teeth seem to be getting whiter in every photo. Vain, indeed. 

No need to be sorry.  You're allowed to post a thought even though someone has posted something similar. It isn't a contest where whomever posted first has to be given credit. Ugh. 

[lookeyloo]

1 hour ago, Sew Sumi said:

I know that, and you know that, but I doubt THEY know that. *wink*

For such modest people, they sure say a lot about their sex lives. I'm a hussy as far as they're concerned, but that's one issue that's sacrosanct for me. 

Ah - I get it now. Slow on uptake today. 

[JoanArc]

Quote

. She's still doing the treatments because she hasn't given up on her celebrity career.

It's so tragicomic I believe it. I'm sure Michelle thinks the wedding season and special will somehow get her a show back, and lecture gigs. If TLC is smart they won't include her or Jim Bob at all in filming. I don't think the Duggars or the network truly realize how hated these two are.

But go ahead and pretty yourself up Michelle. Cargo cults always work!

[Sew Sumi]

Happy birthday, @Arwen Evenstar! Oh yeah, it's Boobchelle's anniversary. And here's Jerick , with their always 'spotty" WiFi to remind us...

Edited July 21, 2016 by Sew Sumi

[Marigold]

At least it was short and sweet. Usually it gets too long and awkward. 

I feel bad for Derick...his whole mouth, jaw etc is very out of alignment. Must be horrible to have a painful surgery and then bad results, especially on your face. Derick is a nut but I don't like to see anyone suffer with anything. 

[LilJen]

Yes, the entirety of Derick's jaw is like an inch to one side. Must have been a terrible surgeon!

[Lady Edith]

On July 20, 2016 at 4:50 PM, Arwen Evenstar said:

If her hoo hah is THAT cavernous, she probably wouldn't notice his pee pee even being there....after all, it doesn't take long...as she advised Jessa.

Didn't Jim Bob once make an offhandedly nasty comment about it being like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?  Or am I imagembering it?

[Sew Sumi]

Naw, I think that was one of us. LOL

In all honesty, Mechelle is the one who has TALKED about sex from "it doesn't take long" to telling a viewing audience that her daughters watch her cycles "like a hawk." Boob is the one who DEMONSTRATES it, whether it be the horrible dry-humping to constantly holding Mechelle's arm to let everyone know that she's his possession. 

[BradandJanet]

Poor Derrick needs to find his best angle to pose for photos. Every star has a best side--just ask Tori Spelling. Looking straight into the camera does not help Derrick's situation. 

A successful lawsuit against the surgeon could fund a lot of mission-vacations to Danger America and pay a new surgeon to get Derrick's face realigned. Would Jim Boob spring for a lawyer? 

[lookeyloo]

8 hours ago, BradandJanet said:

Poor Derrick needs to find his best angle to pose for photos. Every star has a best side--just ask Tori Spelling. Looking straight into the camera does not help Derrick's situation. 

A successful lawsuit against the surgeon could fund a lot of mission-vacations to Danger America and pay a new surgeon to get Derrick's face realigned. Would Jim Boob spring for a lawyer? 

True except those things tend to drag on forever unless there is a quick settlement and what are the chances of that.

[Minivanessa]

Oops. Taking my response to the Dullards topic. I didn't realize at first this is the MEchelle/Boob topic.

Edited July 22, 2016 by Jeeves

[louannems]

13 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

Naw, I think that was one of us. LOL

In all honesty, Mechelle is the one who has TALKED about sex from "it doesn't take long" to telling a viewing audience that her daughters watch her cycles "like a hawk." Boob is the one who DEMONSTRATES it, whether it be the horrible dry-humping to constantly holding Mechelle's arm to let everyone know that she's his possession. 

I have always just cringed at the way JB constantly grabs Michelle and swoops down to kiss her and she has to quickly pucker up and then smile shyly.  YUCK!

[Lady Edith]

4 hours ago, louannems said:

I have always just cringed at the way JB constantly grabs Michelle and swoops down to kiss her and she has to quickly pucker up and then smile shyly.  YUCK!

It's the human equivalent of when a cat pees on stuff.  Just marking his territory...

I had a boyfriend one time who was very insecure and possessive of me.  He would tell me all the time about how other random guys would check me out (I never witnessed it myself).  When out in public he would always stand arm to arm with me or touch me in some way that broadcast that "I was his".  It got annoying at times because he would kiss me in public (even if it was just on the cheek).  I'm not a PDA kind of person, so it really did bug me to no end.  I finally broke it off when he kissed me while I was talking with a male friend (we had been friends since kindergarten and absolutely NO romantic interest whatsoever).  I feel for Michelle in this regard.  I was totally touched out. 

Just wondering if Jim Bob does this at home when the cameras are off, too.  Or if this is just for our benefit?  If he does do it all the time, and I were Michelle, I would have to carry a squirt bottle of water with me.  

[Aja]

15 minutes ago, Lady Edith said:

It's the human equivalent of when a cat pees on stuff.  Just marking his territory...

I had a boyfriend one time who was very insecure and possessive of me.  He would tell me all the time about how other random guys would check me out (I never witnessed it myself).  When out in public he would always stand arm to arm with me or touch me in some way that broadcast that "I was his".  It got annoying at times because he would kiss me in public (even if it was just on the cheek).  I'm not a PDA kind of person, so it really did bug me to no end.  I finally broke it off when he kissed me while I was talking with a male friend (we had been friends since kindergarten and absolutely NO romantic interest whatsoever).  I feel for Michelle in this regard.  I was totally touched out. 

Just wondering if Jim Bob does this at home when the cameras are off, too.  Or if this is just for our benefit?  If he does do it all the time, and I were Michelle, I would have to carry a squirt bottle of water with me.  

That's a really good analysis. I agree, I think what Jim Bob does is more along the lines of "this is MY bitch" than "I adore my wife", which makes it creepy as hell and squicks us all out.

[Lady Edith]

4 hours ago, Aja said:

That's a really good analysis. I agree, I think what Jim Bob does is more along the lines of "this is MY bitch" than "I adore my wife", which makes it creepy as hell and squicks us all out.

Thanks.  And I think there is a touch of "look how happy and in LOOOOVE we are!  Don't you wish you could be us???"  It's the equivalent of those folks who are in unhappy relationships and post all those "happy couple" pics on Fakebook.  On the surface it's cotton candy and unicorns when, in reality, it's more like an old sock.  

[Arwen Evenstar]

2 hours ago, Lady Edith said:

Thanks.  And I think there is a touch of "look how happy and in LOOOOVE we are!  Don't you wish you could be us???"  It's the equivalent of those folks who are in unhappy relationships and post all those "happy couple" pics on Fakebook.  On the surface it's cotton candy and unicorns when, in reality, it's more like an old sock.  

And Jim Boob is the equivalent of a smelly old gym sock and has the personality of one.

The human equivalent of a cat that pees on stuff...LOL..we don't want to insult cats by comparing them to Boob.

[GeeGolly]

Responding to comments made in the Jin/Jer thread.

I've never thought Michelle was controlled by JB, neither before or after, their Gothard involvement. She was looking for something spiritually when JB came along at the right time. I hazard to guess, that if Michelle wanted to convert to any religion, any at all, JB would have followed right along.

Michelle doesn't do anything that doesn't benefit her, and that includes being joyfully available. She may not benefit in the moment, but she finds her pay off when she needs it. Its a quid pro quo, but one that Michelle rules.

[RazzleberryPie]

GeeGolly, so true. The price Michelle pays to be MOTY is having to be joyfully available. Gag. She can have it.

That said, she is 100% HBIC and basically does what she wants, and gets tons of leg humping adoration for it, which is exactly what she wants.

[kokapetl]

I'd think it's practically impossible for an American woman to have 19 kids against her will or be coerced into it. 

[Churchhoney]

44 minutes ago, Kokapetl said:

I'd think it's practically impossible for an American woman to have 19 kids against her will or be coerced into it. 

By the same token, I don't think it's possible for an American man to be coerced into having 19 kids with the same woman against his will, either. But it is possible to hand over your will to someone else. People do it all the time.

Some people are weak enough to do it just because they're asked, while others take manipulation. But it certainly does get done. And since I doubt that these two really started off on the same page when it came to what they wanted out of life, I expect that back in the dim recesses of teenage time, somebody was the first to demand that the other hand over his/her will to them.

Opinions are divided about who took that first step obviously (my own opinions included.) But it seems clear that they quickly became codependent partners in their unholy enterprise and have been pursuing whatever their sick goals are as an enmeshed pair of mutually parasitic organisms for decades now. As well as doing their utmost -- quite successfully -- to assimilate tons of offspring into their creepy creeping single-willed mass. And now the assimilation continues with the new stupid organisms who take this monstrous -- and unfortunately famous -- thing for something big and important and actually volunteer to join it, probably not realizing that by now there's only one will generally available for the whole pulsing mass.

Join up at your own risk, sucker would-be in-law Duggarlings. For the low low price of giving up all hope of acting as your own person as an adult.

[JoanArc]

It will be interesting to see how the non Duggar frailty members respond to the cash and fame drying up. It will happen...someday.

[Churchhoney]

51 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

It will be interesting to see how the non Duggar frailty members respond to the cash and fame drying up. It will happen...someday.

Very very interesting.

[Arwen Evenstar]

There are some totally unhealthy dynamics going on between those two. It doesn't take a qualified diagnosis for anyone to understand that Boob and MeChelle are messed up 11 ways of Sunday.

Everyone is effed up in their own little way, but most of us don't refer to our unique toxicity as a brand, nor did we mess up 19 kids, 3 of their spouses and 6 grandkids with our own special crazy. It's one thing when you yourself choose this way of life; the kids, however, didn't get a choice in this theatre. They've got 9 or 10 adult kids now, who are not even remotely prepared to function as adults because their maturity level maxes out at about 12. 

[Defrauder]

Just read the Anniversary Letters Michelle and JB posted to each other for our viewing entertainment.  To sum it up:

 Happy 32nd Anniversary JimBob, thanks for cleaning up the throw up and lifting heavy things. Michelle.

  Happy 32nd Anniversary Michelle I love you, (TV...........)I love you, I love you,( pray..., )  (birth control abortion..).(God...,) (kids...), (overwhelmed....),( pray...),  I love helping you, Love, JimBob.

[Marigold]

Those letters were stupid.

Did they always do this or is this Jim Bob and Michelle acting like stupid teens in love (aka their married adult children).  They cannot be outdone by anyone. Derick writes some drippy nonsense love letter and now Jim Bob is writing one too!  Jessa posted kissing selfies...remember Michelle had to post one too!  Jim Bob had to dry hump Michelle on the golf course to show Ben that he is "better" and can hump his wife anytime he wants!

[Sew Sumi]

I don't recall these letters before. Last year, they were in deep doodoo with Joshgate, and the show had just been canceled, so they were lying low. Before that? "Duggarfam" was pretty new to social media (Jill's accounts were only a few months old, and I don't think Jessa was even online yet). 

I think the blogs showed up in late '14, after Jessa got married, so too late for this inanity at that point. It's obvious that they're feeling out public opinion, maybe even as a trial balloon for TLC to gauge how much Boobchelle will be tolerable to show when Counting On comes back (whenever that will be...who knows?). 

As I noted yesterday, TLC released its late summer schedule, and Cake Boss has the Duggars' usual Tuesday at 9 slot starting right after the Olympics on 8/23. They could air at 10, but that's not family-friendly. The other options seem to be Thursday or the ratings boneyard of Friday. I guess we'll have to wait and see what TLC and the advertisers (are there any left?) decide what to do with them. 

[toodles]

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2016/07/todays-blind-items-the-family-line.html

This was identified as Jim Boob on another site.  Take it for what it's worth.

Edited July 26, 2016 by toodles
see below

[toodles]

http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2016/JULY.htm

Here is the site that identifies Boob.  I tried to edit my original post, but the link didn't take.  It's number 132.

 

I see someone beat me to the punch.  Never mind.

Edited July 26, 2016 by toodles
clarificaion

[louannems]

Michelle needs to take a lesson from Michelle Obama on modesty.. Michelle Obama's blue dress tonight was perfectly modest.  And did it need an ugly bib sewn in to hide her cleavage?  No, because it was tastefully high over the clavicles .  And did it need an old peice of sheet tacked onto the hem to cover knees? No, since the sweeping hem dipped just below the knee.  And did the dress need an overheating jacket?  No, since the cap sleeves artfully skimmed those defrauding shoulders. And did Michelle O's dress scream Look At Me!!! I Am Mooodddesssttt!!!  No!

 

ETA the dress I'm referring to is the blue dress Michelle Obama wore Monday night at the Democratic Convention.

Edited July 26, 2016 by louannems

[Arwen Evenstar]

5 minutes ago, louannems said:

Michelle needs to take a lesson from Michelle Obama on modesty.. Michelle Obama's blue dress tonight was perfectly modest.  And did it need an ugly bib sewn in to hide her cleavage?  No, because it was tastefully high over the clavicles .  And did it need an old peice of sheet tacked onto the hem to cover knees? No, since the sweeping hem dipped just below the knee.  And did the dress need an overheating jacket?  No, since the cap sleeves artfully skimmed those defrauding shoulders. And did Michelle O's dress scream Look At Me!!! I Am Mooodddesssttt!!!  No!

What? Are you insane? It simply won't 'do" to just buy something off the rack that's already modest, because then it's just an ordinary dress...we have to show the world HOW MODEST WE ARE..because we always have to call attention to our modesty by ruining the shape of every garment we buy...

[queenanne]

6 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

I don't recall these letters before. Last year, they were in deep doodoo with Joshgate, and the show had just been canceled, so they were lying low. Before that? "Duggarfam" was pretty new to social media (Jill's accounts were only a few months old, and I don't think Jessa was even online yet). 

I think the blogs showed up in late '14, after Jessa got married, so too late for this inanity at that point. It's obvious that they're feeling out public opinion, maybe even as a trial balloon for TLC to gauge how much Boobchelle will be tolerable to show when Counting On comes back (whenever that will be...who knows?). 

As I noted yesterday, TLC released its late summer schedule, and Cake Boss has the Duggars' usual Tuesday at 9 slot starting right after the Olympics on 8/23. They could air at 10, but that's not family-friendly. The other options seem to be Thursday or the ratings boneyard of Friday. I guess we'll have to wait and see what TLC and the advertisers (are there any left?) decide what to do with them. 

Maybe they'll treat it as a miniseries and do a la carte separate ads closer to the/an actual airing date, without stating they're "on the schedule".  (Assuming most of TLC's series aren't limited in duration like CO.  I assume they aren't, but I don't watch the network all that much.)

[louannems]

http://hollywoodlife.com/pics/2016-democratic-national-convention-pics-dnc-photos/#ref=/2016/07/25/michelle-obama-dnc-dress-speech-democratic-national-convention-2016-fashion-pic/pos=

A Modest Dress without look-at-me ugly panel additions!

[Sew Sumi]

And she's also named Michelle! Fancy that! Probably a little too plain for MOB though. The Duggar version would include the Elizabeth Warren blazer as well. :D

[Churchhoney]

9 hours ago, louannems said:

Michelle needs to take a lesson from Michelle Obama on modesty.. Michelle Obama's blue dress tonight was perfectly modest.  And did it need an ugly bib sewn in to hide her cleavage?  No, because it was tastefully high over the clavicles .  And did it need an old peice of sheet tacked onto the hem to cover knees? No, since the sweeping hem dipped just below the knee.  And did the dress need an overheating jacket?  No, since the cap sleeves artfully skimmed those defrauding shoulders. And did Michelle O's dress scream Look At Me!!! I Am Mooodddesssttt!!!  No!

 

ETA the dress I'm referring to is the blue dress Michelle Obama wore Monday night at the Democratic Convention.

Now, see, right here you've nailed the big problem with the Obama dress, in MEchelle Dugg's view. It's missing the most important thing!

(Plus it's apparently a Christian Siriano design, so that's a big blooper as well.... not as important as the Look Meeeeee! thing, though, of course.)

[lookeyloo]

6 minutes ago, Churchhoney said:

Now, see, right here you've nailed the big problem with the Obama dress, in MEchelle Dugg's view. It's missing the most important thing!

(Plus it's apparently a Christian Siriano design, so that's a big blooper as well.... not as important as the Look Meeeeee! thing, though, of course.)

But but!!  If she wore something appropriate she thinks no one would take notice!  At least not the kind of notice she wants. I'll bet no one but us thought "modest" or "Godly" when we described FLOTUS's dress except in the context of mama duggar. 

[Defrauder]

15 hours ago, Marigold said:

Those letters were stupid.

Did they always do this or is this Jim Bob and Michelle acting like stupid teens in love (aka their married adult children).  They cannot be outdone by anyone. Derick writes some drippy nonsense love letter and now Jim Bob is writing one too!  Jessa posted kissing selfies...remember Michelle had to post one too!  Jim Bob had to dry hump Michelle on the golf course to show Ben that he is "better" and can hump his wife anytime he wants!

They've been doing it for awhile, I think before Jerick and Benessa became couples.  Jerick and Benessa learned to publicize love notes from JB and Michelle. Jerick and Benessa also like to showcase their babies on social media (sure many regular people do that too) but they learned this from JB and Michelle too.  I'm sure we'll be hearing about Iz's favorite bible verse eventually and Spurgeon's favorite food before long.   

[kokapetl]

Compare Michelle's letter to Jimbob's letter. Michelle writes to Jimbob, Jimbob writes to general public. 

[kokapetl]

16 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

I don't recall these letters before. Last year, they were in deep doodoo with Joshgate, and the show had just been canceled, so they were lying low. Before that? "Duggarfam" was pretty new to social media (Jill's accounts were only a few months old, and I don't think Jessa was even online yet). 

I think the blogs showed up in late '14, after Jessa got married, so too late for this inanity at that point. It's obvious that they're feeling out public opinion, maybe even as a trial balloon for TLC to gauge how much Boobchelle will be tolerable to show when Counting On comes back (whenever that will be...who knows?). 

As I noted yesterday, TLC released its late summer schedule, and Cake Boss has the Duggars' usual Tuesday at 9 slot starting right after the Olympics on 8/23. They could air at 10, but that's not family-friendly. The other options seem to be Thursday or the ratings boneyard of Friday. I guess we'll have to wait and see what TLC and the advertisers (are there any left?) decide what to do with them. 

This was from a video within People magazine's announcement of Jinger's engagement. Probably "embargoed" by TLC and People for maximum publicity. 

Is the earlier time better or worse?

[Churchhoney]

1 hour ago, Kokapetl said:

Compare Michelle's letter to Jimbob's letter. Michelle writes to Jimbob, Jimbob writes to general public. 

"Michelle writes to Jimbob, Jimbob writes preaches to and lectures at the general public."   Fixed it for ya. 

He "sent" her a sermon for the masses on the evils of television. What a jerk.

2 hours ago, lookeyloo said:

But but!!  If she wore something appropriate she thinks no one would take notice!  At least not the kind of notice she wants. I'll bet no one but us thought "modest" or "Godly" when we described FLOTUS's dress except in the context of mama duggar. 

Exactly.

Edited July 26, 2016 by Churchhoney

[Absolom]

I'd say it's a bit less prime on TLC.  They normally air their major shows at 9.  There are the occasional exceptions.

[Sew Sumi]

I guess TLC waited to announce their timeslop to coincide with the engagement. Since they announced their fall lineup a couple of weeks, ago, this has been in the works for a while.