Gary: The original Belden Lineman

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

Oh gosh.  My BIG two year old grandson had his check up...39 inches tall and 38 pounds!  And he loves for me to carry him ?.   

[MargeGunderson]

If we're updating Amber's thread title, it's only fair to update Gary's too - maybe Gary: Good Father (and Owner of Spite Chickens)

Edited May 11, 2018 by MargeGunderson

[druzy]

15 minutes ago, MargeGunderson said:

If we're updating Amber's thread title, it's only fair to update Gary's too - maybe Gary: Good Father (and Owner of Spite Chickens)

Let's do it! I love the title. Should I start a list?

[druzy]

[CaliforniaLove]

3 minutes ago, druzy said:

OMG that ride is awful! "Let's cruise along sloooooowly, then WHIP YOUR ASS AROUND THE CORNER AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!!!". Looks hilarious though!!

[druzy]

1 minute ago, CaliforniaLove said:

OMG that ride is awful! "Let's cruise along sloooooowly, then WHIP YOUR ASS AROUND THE CORNER AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!!!". Looks hilarious though!!

That ride reminds me of an amusement ride truck that would randomly come to my neighborhood when I was a kid. We would all stop what we were doing and scream the Ride Man is here! The Ride Man is here! He would stop the truck and wait for us to run like maniacs into our homes to get a quarter for the ride. What were our parents thinking? Times have changed!

This is what the truck looked like:

[heatherchandler]

25 minutes ago, druzy said:

That ride reminds me of an amusement ride truck that would randomly come to my neighborhood when I was a kid. We would all stop what we were doing and scream the Ride Man is here! The Ride Man is here! He would stop the truck and wait for us to run like maniacs into our homes to get a quarter for the ride. What were our parents thinking? Times have changed!

This is what the truck looked like:

OMG that "ride" looks terrifying!

[druzy]

14 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

OMG that "ride" looks terrifying!

The chairs in that ride would whip around in circles while going around the track. When the ride was over everyone would stumble off the truck. 

[Brooklynista]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

That ride reminds me of an amusement ride truck that would randomly come to my neighborhood when I was a kid. We would all stop what we were doing and scream the Ride Man is here! The Ride Man is here! He would stop the truck and wait for us to run like maniacs into our homes to get a quarter for the ride. What were our parents thinking? Times have changed!

This is what the truck looked like:

Looks like a kid-trapping wagon!  Ah, remember a time when it was safe to do all matters of dumbness without a care?

[FairyDusted]

Makes me hurt just looking at it. Cinci is the closet amusement park for Gary? I live closer to Cedar Point but I don't want to run into Tyler and Cate. I'll go with Kings Island this year. Best believe I will ask for a photo with Gary!

[Booger666]

I really like that their kids aren’t photo props to them.  Almost all of their photos are fun or cute candids.  There are just as many of Emily as there are of Leah and there aren’t any of the eldest daughter per the custody agreement which they respectfully follow.

Edited May 11, 2018 by Booger666

[CaliforniaLove]

4 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

OMG that "ride" looks terrifying!

Yeah @druzy would the truck also play "Jeepers creepers! Where'd you get those peepers?" as you were riding? Yeesh!!! 

[Kazu]

23 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Yeah @druzy would the truck also play "Jeepers creepers! Where'd you get those peepers?" as you were riding? Yeesh!!! 

Didn't expect to ever read the lyrics to that song EVER on a Teen Mom thread. Bwhahahaha

On 5/11/2018 at 10:58 AM, Brooklynista said:

Looks like a kid-trapping wagon!  Ah, remember a time when it was safe to do all matters of dumbness without a care?

Hell yeah it does. "Hey kiddos, come on in!!!" Parents scrambling to give their kids quarters to shoo them away for a while. Those were the days. I wish we had that come around our neighborhood.

Try having that thing come around the neighborhood nowadays. You will see parents coming out with baseball bats and guns. Oh, and someone would be videotaping the whole thing on their camera.

On 5/11/2018 at 10:38 AM, druzy said:

The chairs in that ride would whip around in circles while going around the track. When the ride was over everyone would stumble off the truck. 

I have tears coming down my face imagining kids walking off that thing.

 

On 5/11/2018 at 10:12 AM, heatherchandler said:

OMG that "ride" looks terrifying!

It looks like the kid version of our gas chambers in the prisons here in California.

 

You all gave me a hella good laugh with these posts. I was choking on my salad!

Edited May 12, 2018 by Kazu

[FairyDusted]

That's what you get for eating SALAD! LOL! Did you at least get some grilled chicken? 

[Kazu]

8 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

That's what you get for eating SALAD! LOL! Did you at least get some grilled chicken? 

It was a grilled chicken salad! lol

[FairyDusted]

Oh good. Got an extra fork?

[Kazu]

Just now, FairyDusted said:

Oh good. Got an extra fork?

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?

[FairyDusted]

10 minutes ago, Kazu said:

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Thank you!❤️?? 

[druzy]

[Brooklynista]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

Go head Gary!! You wanna talk about a class act? This man right here takes the title hands down.

[crazychicken]

I know I should give Amber a break because she just had Malibu James but I can not imagine her ever being so gracious to Kristina.

[druzy]

[JocelynCavanaugh]

*Mothers’

*mamas

*today is

*over. Well,

*at least

Are the schools “well” anywhere in Teen Mom Territory? 

[DudeLeaveMeAlone]

10 hours ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

*Mothers’

*mamas

*today is

*over. Well,

*at least

Are the schools “well” anywhere in Teen Mom Territory? 

He is a frequent abuser of "I seen" and "me and her". It's so grating.

[ginger90]

[geauxaway]

Did Gary get a spite boat?  Sorry, I just had to.  Looks like another lovely family day they are having.  

[FairyDusted]

3 minutes ago, geauxaway said:

Did Gary get a spite boat?  Sorry, I just had to.  Looks like another lovely family day they are having.  

LOL! Damn I hope so!

[Kazu]

14 hours ago, geauxaway said:

Did Gary get a spite boat?  Sorry, I just had to.  Looks like another lovely family day they are having.  

Gary got his spite boat long ago. :-)

We need to change his thread title and have the word "spite" in it. This current thread title has never done it for me.

Edited May 17, 2018 by Kazu

[ghoulina]

I'm pretty sure Amber has been on that spite boat. Funny how she doesn't mind Gary's success when she can glom onto it. 

[Kazu]

12 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

I'm pretty sure Amber has been on that spite boat. Funny how she doesn't mind Gary's success when she can glom onto it. 

Didn't she go on to say some shit while on the spite boat? I seem to remember her throwing around some Amber-sarcasm.

I do recall her mentioning the homes on the edge of that particular water.

[druzy]

2 hours ago, Kazu said:

Gary got his spite boat long ago. :-)

We need to change his thread title and have the word "spite" in it. This current thread title has never done it for me.

 

I agree- let's get the list going!

If you haven't already voted for Amber's new thread title, here is the link.

Edited May 17, 2018 by druzy

[FairyDusted]

Amber has a bed. I have Leah and Spite chickens.

[Kazu]

Just now, FairyDusted said:

Amber has a bed. I have Leah and Spite chickens.

Bwhahaha

Gary Lives the Spite Life

[druzy]

4 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

Amber has a bed. I have Leah and Spite chickens.

3 minutes ago, Kazu said:

Bwhahaha

Gary Lives the Spite Life

??added to the list

[MargeGunderson]

Gary: Spite Life; Like Thug Life with Chickens

[heatherchandler]

12 hours ago, Kazu said:

Gary got his spite boat long ago. :-)

We need to change his thread title and have the word "spite" in it. This current thread title has never done it for me.

I actually love the thread title- don’t you remember he wore that Original Belden Lineman T-shirt LITERALLY every day?!

[Kazu]

21 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

I actually love the thread title- don’t you remember he wore that Original Belden Lineman T-shirt LITERALLY every day?!

I do. He also wore that "It's Gary Time" shirt. Good times.

It's just now so much has changed and I thought a change for the thread, too. Of course, I am not in charge and if people want it to stay, that is fine. It was just a suggestion. A little snarky title is what I was thinking. :-)

[teapot]

8 hours ago, Kazu said:

I do. He also wore that "It's Gary Time" shirt. Good times.

 

and now he wears the Dad Bod shirt!

you know, I was thinking, regarding his writing skills/grammar.  On social media, if I like someone and they say "your awesome" and "I need to loose weight" I barely even see it...however, if I *don't* like someone, I'm all BEC about stuff like that, "yeah, how am I gonna take them seriously when they say they "seen that"?

GarBear gets a pass from me!

[druzy]

9 hours ago, Kazu said:

I do. He also wore that "It's Gary Time" shirt. Good times.

It's just now so much has changed and I thought a change for the thread, too. Of course, I am not in charge and if people want it to stay, that is fine. It was just a suggestion. A little snarky title is what I was thinking. :-)

I'll put the current title on the list of choices too. 

[druzy]

Don't forget to vote for Amber's thread title. The Poll closes on Sunday.

[DangerousMinds]

8 hours ago, teapot said:

and now he wears the Dad Bod shirt!

you know, I was thinking, regarding his writing skills/grammar.  On social media, if I like someone and they say "your awesome" and "I need to loose weight" I barely even see it...however, if I *don't* like someone, I'm all BEC about stuff like that, "yeah, how am I gonna take them seriously when they say they "seen that"?

GarBear gets a pass from me!

Thst’s the first thing I see with everyone. No getting past it!

Edited May 18, 2018 by DangerousMinds

[druzy]

 

Edited May 25, 2018 by druzy

[druzy]

[druzy]

[teapot]

21 minutes ago, druzy said:

here's to summer, and the two (or three, depending on who you ask) times she gets to see her mom!!

[MargeGunderson]

I'm sure Leah is going to see her mom more than 3 times this summer. Amber needs someone to look after the baby!

Edited June 1, 2018 by MargeGunderson

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

Aren’t they leaving for CA (sorry @kazu) in the summer to work on the big paying student project?

[ginger90]

6 hours ago, druzy said:

 

 

[druzy]

49 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

 

 

Amber really is Auntie Amber. She hardly knows Leah. She probably thought Leah just finished 1st grade.  Amber's tweet was so generic- such a sweet little girl.

[ginger90]

Figured I would put this here.