S5.E7: The Huzzbands

[ZettaK]

Angie's anniversary party leaves the group at odds; Justin and John work to resolve their issues; Angie takes Heather to task; Meredith finds herself in conflict with Angie's husband; Bronwyn invites Heather over to make amends.

First aired on 10/30/2024.

[Steph J]

Lol at Justin making his "point." If you bought the product that you're now throwing out, throwing it out doesn't equate to not supporting it because they already have your money. If it was gifted to you then you weren't "supporting" it in the first place and by throwing it out on camera, you're supporting it by giving it air time and free advertising.

Lisa's Whitney impression: 4/10. It's hilling, Lisa. Come on, that's so easy.

[Straycat80]

I was cringing at Justin pouring all the alcohol down the drain. Give it away or re-gift it! Hell, send it to me!

I missed something with Britani. She has two girls? Why aren’t they with her? Are they young? Did she lose custody? If she’s been putting Jared Osmond before her kids then she doesn’t deserve them. 

[FlyingEgret]

Absolutely love the shade on John's parallel parking abilities...

[Stats Queen]

OMG Bronwyn (sp?) showing up in costume to greet her husband at the airport. 
 

Now,cI really like her, that is so awesome and hilarious 

[Straycat80]

Bronwyn’s coat looks like one of those holiday inflatables. Like if a big wind comes up she’ll blow away. I hate that they are involving the husbands in the dramas so much and now they are going to be part of the next trip.

I wish Lisa would stop about Angie calling her a bad mom. She didn’t. 
Thank you John Barlow, I’m not the only one who sucks at parallel parking. 

Edited Thursday at 02:03 AM by Straycat80

[BloggerAloud]

Heather's complete misread on how she comes off this season and her steady mishandling of all of her interactions with the ladies and her seeing Bronwyn as an obvious threat is fascinating to watch. Bronwyn gave her enough rope for her to hang herself in that meeting because her refusal to concede at all, even for the sake of the show because she doesn't realize that the power is shifting away from her is fascinating. It's like watching Heather and Tamra on RHOC completely miscalculate how Shannon was going to come off on the most recent season of OC.

[ZettaK]

On 10/30/2024 at 9:45 PM, Straycat80 said:

I was cringing at Justin pouring all the alcohol down the drain. Give it away or re-gift it! Hell, send it to me!

I missed something with Britani. She has two girls? Why aren’t they with her? Are they young? Did she lose custody? If she’s been putting Jared Osmond before her kids then she doesn’t deserve them. 

I think they don't talk to her. She claims her ex husband wanted to alienate them from her.  

On 10/30/2024 at 10:03 PM, BloggerAloud said:

Heather's complete misread on how she comes off this season and her steady mishandling of all of her interactions with the ladies and her seeing Bronwyn as an obvious threat is fascinating to watch. Bronwyn gave her enough rope for her to hang herself in that meeting because her refusal to concede at all, even for the sake of the show because she doesn't realize that the power is shifting away from her is fascinating. It's like watching Heather and Tamra on RHOC completely miscalculate how Shannon was going to come off on the most recent season of OC.

Heather doesn't realize how she comes off for at least a couple of seasons. She is arrogant.

ETA: Britani's daughters are from a previous relationship/marriage, not her most recent marriage. And they are old. 

Edited Friday at 03:57 AM by ZettaK

[BloggerAloud]

Maybe because Britani is so delulu, but the only time that Heather seems remotely like her season one self is when she's consoling Britani over her relationship. I swear, the moment Rihanna slid into Heather's DMs season one she's never been the same.

And Heather may have felt it was a low blow, but Angie was correct as hell to bring up the way that Heather went to the mat for Jen Shah in spite of all the shit Jen consistently said about her. It's the same thing with Lisa. You would've thought her fan favorite status earlier in the run of the show would've cured that but she still is so desperate to be liked by Lisa.

And after the way she tried to throw production under the bus for black eye, they clearly have it out for her because I screamed/laughed when they made sure to cut back to the scene of Angie saying the stuff about the video games and Heather not saying shit in response.

They are holding Heather's feet to the fire about being a messy shit stirrer in a way I wish they would with Ashley on Potomac.

Edited Thursday at 03:25 AM by BloggerAloud

[Stats Queen]

35 minutes ago, BloggerAloud said:

Maybe because Britani is so delulu, but the only time that Heather seems remotely like her season one self is when she's consoling Britani over her relationship. I swear, the moment Rihanna slid into Heather's DMs season one she's never been the same.

And Heather may have felt it was a low blow, but Angie was correct as hell to bring up the way that Heather went to the mat for Jen Shah in spite of all the shit Jen consistently said about her. It's the same thing with Lisa. You would've thought her fan favorite status earlier in the run of the show would've cured that but she still is so desperate to be liked by Lisa.

And after the way she tried to throw production under the bus for black eye, they clearly have it out for her because I screamed/laughed when they made sure to cut back to the scene of Angie saying the stuff about the video games and Heather not saying shit in response.

They are holding Heather's feet to the fire about being a messy shit stirrer in a way I wish they would with Ashley on Potomac.

Everything about this post 🔥🔥🔥

[dmeets]

Who the fuck does Heather think she is? She must have been projecting when she accused Bronwyn of making her sing for her supper because she clearly was offended at Bronwyn didn't actually get on her knees and beg for forgiveness for doing... the exact thing Heather did. And of course Heather has to comment on what a crappy (no pun intended... yuck!) house Bronwyn has.

And then Heather has the nerve to make a black eye joke in her talking head to the very people she threw under the bus for a convicted felon.

Heather is acting like she's the OG of the SLC already, but 5 of 6 season one cast members are still on the show, so the arrogance is completely unearned. That or all the attention she got for "receipts! proof! timelines! screenshots!" went completely to her head.

I'm not sure whether to be amused at the uncut footage of John trying to park, or to be annoyed that clearly the joke was supposed to be the audience was meant to think to themselves "okay which of these silly wimmins can't drive... *GASP* it's a MAN??!?"

 

Edited Thursday at 06:45 PM by dmeets

[Chatty Cake]

I still like Heather. She’s messy but it’s her job. She doesn’t have a big storyline going on right now so I get what she’s doing. I actually thought Bronwyn was being an ass for not inviting her. She claims to want to move forward but then excludes her. Why is poor Britani excluded? Bronwyn is depriving us of hearing about Jared Osmond. 
Bronwyn made a big deal of correcting Britani in the first episode about her ugly high end fashions not being costumes. The woman then wears a hot dog costume to a drag show and now divulges that she frequently picks up her huzzband in a different costume every week from the airport. Silly but I still enjoy her. 
When Lisa first started her rant at the party, I swear I saw Justin smile and kind of laugh. It was when Lisa said something to him that he started to look a little scary. Not sure how fake this is. Pouring alcohol down the drain the drain also seemed too staged to be real.

[bosawks]

As annoying as I can find them I would enjoy this franchise so much less without Heather being a gossipy hack with no social awareness and Whitney shilling the most ridiculous shit and being defensive about it being shit.

They make me laugh.

[Baltimore Betty]

Britani and Heather do not have significant others so that might be why it was so easy for Bronwyn to exclude them from the trip, I feel like that has happened before on this show maybe?

I turned the show off with about 15 minutes left, the Huzzbands were pathetic to watch.

4 hours ago, dmeets said:

I'm not sure whether to be amused at the uncut footage of John trying to park, or to be annoyed that clearly the joke was supposed to be the audience was meant to think to themselves "okay which of these silly wimmins can't drive... *GASP* it's a MAN??!?"

Yup!  I would have thought a fancy car like that would have parking assist.

The prayer circle thing at Britani's house was odd, did they cut a lot out or was it just that song and her father talking about his late wife? Also, Britani bringing a bottle of wine to that was just stupid.

And that lunch with Lisa and her sister!! Sister sat there listening to Lisa blather on about her feelings about being a mother, the sister nodding aggressively confirming her sister's mothering skills are top notch. Lisa didn't take a breath! Were they in some olde timey jail house restaurant?

 

 

Edited Thursday at 11:38 AM by Baltimore Betty
One more thought!

[Chatty Cake]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Britani and Heather do not have significant others so that might be why it was so easy for Bronwyn to exclude them from the trip, I feel like that has happened before on this show maybe?

 

 

I think Jared Osmond would have accompanied Britani. Heather could have brought Aaron or tagged along with Mary. Is Mary invited? 

[fronkfam73]

The description on Bravo says 'Meredith finds herself in a conflict with Angie's husband, Shawn, over a podcast and reveals she's facing challenges in her marriage with Seth.'

 

Did I completely miss this part?

[dmeets]

Either Bravo mixed up episode orders, or maybe they had to cut it for time to show an important lunch between two of the husbands, as if they’re the cast members.

[sugarbaker design]

37 minutes ago, fronkfam73 said:

The description on Bravo says 'Meredith finds herself in a conflict with Angie's husband, Shawn, over a podcast and reveals she's facing challenges in her marriage with Seth.'

 

Did I completely miss this part?

Sounds like next week.

[SweetieDarling]

When Angie accused Heather of holding her to a different standard, Heather said she hadn't considered that viewpoint and she would need to reflect on it. As messy as Heather is, I thought that was a brilliant way to de-escalate the confrontation (Is Heather in therapy?).

it seems Angie is trying to stay relevant by fighting withe everyone -except Mary, who she has somehow bonded with.

[heatherchandler]

14 hours ago, FlyingEgret said:

Absolutely love the shade on John's parallel parking abilities...

Did he ding the car behind him?  
 

Lisa’s sister was there to prop her up.  That is sad about Henry not having many friends, and not having anyone go to his party.  But if he sent out a late invite and the kids were already rsvp’d to another party, Lisa should have rescheduled.  I would have my kid go to the party they already rsvp’d.

I like Bronwyn and I like anyone who loves their pets.  F Heather for talking shit about her house, literally!  She SUCKS.  Bronwyn should clean that up though.  I cannot stand dog poop.  My dog only poops inside when he isn’t taken out for his walk.  

Edited Thursday at 04:18 PM by heatherchandler

[65mickey]

I think it is pretty rotten to have a cast trip and let the newbie cast member exclude 2 cast members. Usually if it is a cast trip on bravo's dime everyone is invited. Did she mention if she was inviting Mary?

I also thought that Bronwyn was excluding Heather and Britani because they are not married. What a high school thing to do.  I am pretty sure that this happened on OC years ago when the married couples went to Miami and the single women were excluded. And Carole Radziwili planned a dinner evening out with her boyfriend and Aviva and her husband while they were on a cast trip to St. Barts and excluded the unmarried ladies. It didn't go over well. Unless Bronwyn is paying for this trip I don't see how she can exclude cast members and invite the husbands. 

[politichick]

5 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Britani and Heather do not have significant others so that might be why it was so easy for Bronwyn to exclude them from the trip, I feel like that has happened before on this show maybe?

I turned the show off with about 15 minutes left, the Huzzbands were pathetic to watch.

Yup!  I would have thought a fancy car like that would have parking assist.

The prayer circle thing at Britani's house was odd, did they cut a lot out or was it just that song and her father talking about his late wife? Also, Britani bringing a bottle of wine to that was just stupid.

And that lunch with Lisa and her sister!! Sister sat there listening to Lisa blather on about her feelings about being a mother, the sister nodding aggressively confirming her sister's mothering skills are top notch. Lisa didn't take a breath! Were they in some olde timey jail house restaurant?

 

 

Yeah, I thought Angie bringing the wine was stupid and damn disrespectful of the event and to the people there. She's an idiot and I hate the way she speaks.

[BloggerAloud]

The way Bronwyn is handling Heather and the energy she is giving her is what I had desperately hoped Denise Richards was going to do to Lisa Rinna.

Production clearly doesn't like Heather because of her shenanigans that implicated them. And I think this season they are making her pay for it.

[Pi237]

I don’t get Heather at all. She seems to be contrary just for the sake of it. She’s railed against Mormonism for seasons, even wrote a book, but wouldn’t stop talking about how She used to host the fireside Meetings, and was a bit uppity about it. She’s also pretty judgmental when the Mormons don’t act perfectly Mormon.  Throws everyone under the bus, but acts totally offended when called out on it.  I have no problem with her repeating things people say to her On Camera, but when others do it-as Brownwyn was trying to explain, she doesn’t get to act all betrayed about it.  She’s definitely feeling herself too much and not liking that Brown’s got her number. 
 

Ugh leave the Huzzbands in the background. 
 

Brownwyn meeting her husband at the airport in a series of silly costumes is great. I like her ridiculous outfits. But she can’t spin that making fun of Whitney in front of Heather was misrepresented. She meant to be mean in an effort to bond with the women in the car. Just own it.  And then go pick up your dogs crap cuz that’s disgusting. 
 

Lisa is so insecure, it’s hard to watch her. She probably told her husband that he better defend her or there will be hell to pay because that stepping in didn’t seem natural at all.  And the meetup was like an ad for smashed taters.  But I do agree with Lisa-no one cares about Whitney’s jewelry line. 

 

[FlyingEgret]

1 hour ago, heatherchandler said:

Did he ding the car behind him?  
 

Lisa’s sister was there to prop her up.  That is sad about Henry not having many friends, and not having anyone go to his party.  But if he sent out a late invite and the kids were already rsvp’d to another party, Lisa should have rescheduled.  I would have my kid go to the party they already rsvp’d.

I like Bronwyn and I like anyone who loves their pets.  F Heather for talking shit about her house, literally!  She SUCKS.  Bronwyn should clean that up though.  I cannot stand dog poop.  My dog only poops inside when he isn’t taken out for his walk.  

I don't think so; I was watching very closely when he kept backing up so if he did hit the car behind him it wasn't shown

[SweetieDarling]

17 hours ago, Straycat80 said:

I missed something with Britani. She has two girls? Why aren’t they with her? Are they young? Did she lose custody? If she’s been putting Jared Osmond before her kids then she doesn’t deserve them. 

I was wondering that too. If she is divorced or had children out of wedlock, how is she able to remain in good standing with the church* when it sounded like Heather and Whitney were more or less shunned? Other than her relationship with the Osmond, which she talks about incessantly, she hasn't really shared anything about herself 

 

*I assume she's in good standing with the church since she was allowed to host and lead the meeting, and people actually showed up - unless that was her father's influence (he was the official host?), and the attendees were there because they wanted to be on tv.

 

[snarts]

4 hours ago, Pi237 said:

Ugh leave the Huzzbands in the background.

So much this.

Also trying to wrap my head around why, after Lisa, unprovoked, aggressively ran up to Justin to scream that his wife is a liar, her husband thinks she's the one due an apology...

Heather thinks she's the main character and everyone else is there to support her so I like that Bronwyn pushes back & call her out . When Whitney tried, Heather physically shoved her.

Speaking of Whitney, those eyebrows were OOC at Angie's event and were not at all flattering. 
 

Edited Thursday at 10:10 PM by snarts
wife not wide

[Chatty Cake]

Did anyone else hear Lisa’s sister say “ I love that” ? Maybe it’s genetic. 

[ZettaK]

8 hours ago, SweetieDarling said:

I was wondering that too. If she is divorced or had children out of wedlock, how is she able to remain in good standing with the church* when it sounded like Heather and Whitney were more or less shunned? Other than her relationship with the Osmond, which she talks about incessantly, she hasn't really shared anything about herself 

 

*I assume she's in good standing with the church since she was allowed to host and lead the meeting, and people actually showed up - unless that was her father's influence (he was the official host?), and the attendees were there because they wanted to be on tv.

 

Britani is divorced at least once (she was married from 2016 to 2023). Her daughters are from another relationship/marriage.

 

[princelina]

John says he and Justin need to find a way to "move forward" 🤣

Based on scenes from next week I will be making big fun of the gruesome and hideous Seth Marks (and his taint, because of course) 😃

Edited Friday at 04:28 AM by princelina

[heatherchandler]

8 hours ago, snarts said:

Heather thinks she's the main character and everyone else is there to support her so I like that Bronwyn pushes back & call her out . When Whitney tried, Heather physically shoved her.

Speaking of Whitney, those eyebrows were OOC at Angie's event and were not at all flattering. 

Yes this is exactly it!  Sure fancies herself the stahhh of the show.  Love that Bronwyn pushed back.  And I love that Heather got so mad!
 

Whitney looks terrible.  She’s also not respected by the other women at all

[Crazydoxielady]

Heather has overshot her importance and status on the show. Absolutely using Monica for cannon fodder last season has her thinking she’s the queen bee. Couple that with her new weight loss and Ms Madam Flowers is just an eye rolling petulant parrot. Her behaviors of sneering jeering teen angsty foolishness at Bronwyn's home was insane to watch. Yes the dog 💩💩 was beyond disgusting. I have three dachshunds which are a handful. But they are not jumping all over guests or leaving poopies all over my house! And certainly if they do it is quickly picked up!  But I digress! Because it was Heather's behaviors that were also shitty and gross. Her thinking the eye rolls and nastiness would be viewed as favorable is hilarious. Bronwyn may seem like an easy pawn. But she’s quickly become my favorite on this franchise. Her chat with her husband about Gwen revealed how beautifully protective he is regarding his stepdaughter. Her airport run costume dress ups are hilarious. How can anyone be mad at that? She’s kooky, thoughtful, bright, and attractive. Her lack of hair extensions and inflated lips are so refreshing as well. 
Heather is overdosing on treatments at the med spa. Her cheekbones are about to blow up and off her face and her chin could cut cheese. Lay off the filler. It’s making her newly skinny face look weird. It may photograph well with photoshop but those Bravo cameras don’t lie. 
Justin and his massive face make me think of the Macys Thanksgiving Day parade blow up characters. He’s got these tiny little beady eyes and features with an odd upturned nose surrounded by a massive doughy face.  Whitney is an absolute idiot but she is pretty. Poor soda addicted golf cart driving Bobbi got Justin’s face. Bless her heart! And that sink foolishness was pure alcohol abuse. He just gave the brands more attention with his petty display. Both he and Poor Parker John came off as little bitches this episode. 

Edited Friday at 09:35 AM by Crazydoxielady

[princelina]

Sorry, but Bronwym has done that many kooky airport pickups with a camera crew in tow?  Not buying it 😄

[Pi237]

Why didn’t I realize that!? Lmao 

[RealHousewife]

I thought the poop talk was tmi on RHOC, but at least we didn't see it. Call me prissy, but I did not need to see the dog crap. 

[ZettaK]

John Barlow pushed Justin for saying his wife didn't lie (after Lisa accused Whitney for lying), and then he had the nerve to ask him to apologize to Lisa! It seems Lisa is going to remain with two friends only (Meredith and Heather) after Bronwyn is going to ask her and John to leave the group house in California according to the previews. 

Bold move by Bronwyn to exclude an OG HW from a group trip (but entertaining for us). And yes, Bravo pays for those trips. 

[Chatty Cake]

I hope Heather and Britani crash the trip. 

[Baltimore Betty]

2 hours ago, Chatty Cake said:

I hope Heather and Britani crash the trip. 

They should plan a trip to Paris, something way better.

[JenE4]

On 10/31/2024 at 11:33 AM, dmeets said:

Either Bravo mixed up episode orders, or maybe they had to cut it for time to show an important lunch between two of the husbands, as if they’re the cast members.

Well, we needed 2.5 minutes to show us John’s attempt at parallel parking, then it was critical that they spend 3 full minutes on John telling us about the restaurant’s specialty of smashed potatoes, contemplating whether they get said smashed potatoes, and then a close-up of the smashed potatoes. An app hasn’t gotten this much Bravo screen time since SUR’s goat cheese balls. Then again, John bought at least four bags of croutons when he brought in his grocery haul earlier in the episode, so carbs must be to him what diet soda is to his wife. 

On 11/1/2024 at 1:30 PM, princelina said:

Sorry, but Bronwym has done that many kooky airport pickups with a camera crew in tow?  Not buying it 😄

I assumed she has her driver or someone video her for social media and the show just grabbed all of that footage from her Instagram or whatever. But it was kind of funny after she was so aghast at the assumption she would wear “costume” and not “couture,” they must have been the finest blow-up couture Spirit Halloween has to offer. Though, I have to say Bronwyn has fully won me over. She’s exactly what a housewife should be—so rich that she’s “eccentric.” And even though she’s a little kooky, she seems to have a good heart. She was firmly in the right with Heather. She was extending an olive branch and apologizing for the part she played, but Heather refused to take any accountability for her own actions and even seemed miffed that a “newbie” expected her to “sing for her supper” to be included within her own cast trip, despite who was scripted to host it.

[Chatty Cake]

On 11/1/2024 at 1:30 PM, princelina said:

Sorry, but Bronwym has done that many kooky airport pickups with a camera crew in tow?  Not buying it 😄

Agree! I think they filmed it all at one time.

 

On 11/1/2024 at 4:12 PM, RealHousewife said:

I thought the poop talk was tmi on RHOC, but at least we didn't see it. Call me prissy, but I did not need to see the dog crap. 

So gross. I have two dogs and if either have an accident it is cleaned up immediately. I think some of these housewife dogs aren’t let outside enough. 

[Baltimore Betty]

My prediction for Bronwyn is she will get her bunny teeth fixed after this season, all her money she can get some good orthodontics.

Couture or costume, Bronwyn has worn them both and it is a grey area of which is which.

 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 hour ago, JenE4 said:

Well, we needed 2.5 minutes to show us John’s attempt at parallel parking, then it was critical that they spend 3 full minutes on John telling us about the restaurant’s specialty of smashed potatoes, contemplating whether they get said smashed potatoes, and then a close-up of the smashed potatoes. An app hasn’t gotten this much Bravo screen time since SUR’s goat cheese balls. Then again, John bought at least four bags of croutons when he brought in his grocery haul earlier in the episode, so carbs must be to him what diet soda is to his wife. 

I assumed she has her driver or someone video her for social media and the show just grabbed all of that footage from her Instagram or whatever. But it was kind of funny after she was so aghast at the assumption she would wear “costume” and not “couture,” they must have been the finest blow-up couture Spirit Halloween has to offer. Though, I have to say Bronwyn has fully won me over. She’s exactly what a housewife should be—so rich that she’s “eccentric.” And even though she’s a little kooky, she seems to have a good heart. She was firmly in the right with Heather. She was extending an olive branch and apologizing for the part she played, but Heather refused to take any accountability for her own actions and even seemed miffed that a “newbie” expected her to “sing for her supper” to be included within her own cast trip, despite who was scripted to host it.

I completely agree.  And, if its her "thing" to pick up her hubby in crazy costumes, I wouldn't be surprised if she wanted it filmed/documented.  She may have recreated a look or two for the show, but I believe the others were authentic.  

Heather is definitely rubbing me the wrong way this season.  I think Bronwyn offering an olive branch so she could invite Heather on the trip was the right way to go, though it wasn't successful due to Heather's defensiveness and unwillingness to meet her halfway. Many of the Housewives invite their feuding frenemies on cast trips without trying to resolve issues first- how uncomfortable!  Bronwyn seems like the type of person who wants to lay everything out on the table and work through it.

[ZettaK]

6 hours ago, Chatty Cake said:

I hope Heather and Britani crash the trip. 

Like Whitney "invited" Angie (who was not invited) to the Palm Springs trip!

[Chatty Cake]

5 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

My prediction for Bronwyn is she will get her bunny teeth fixed after this season, all her money she can get some good orthodontics.

Couture or costume, Bronwyn has worn them both and it is a grey area of which is which.

 

What I’d like to know is why did Bronwyn correct Brittani in the first episode when she called the puffy heart thing a costume? The woman clearly loves costumes. 

[lasu]

I have no idea why it would be more likely that Bronwyn faked the whole airport thing, including getting her husband to be part of the scheme and be in multiple outfits himself. 

I think it's pretty funny, honestly, and I like how her husband seems to be the exact right amount of exasperated by her foolishness. Because while she's being silly and extra, she's also shlepping out to the airport to pick him up. I'd let my husband take an Uber, forget getting dressed up. 

[ZettaK]

Bronwyn wears a lot of eccentric couture on her social media (IG), but not the costumes she greeted her husband with on the show. I wonder if she exaggerated/filmed those segments specifically for the show. I doubt she welcomes her husband at the airport every time he travels- she said he travels to specifically New York two to three times a week, and he travels more than to New York. Bravo showed a couple of photos with her and her daughter when they were younger, and she dressed normally. Marrying her husband obviously made it possible for her to have access to couture, attend fashion shows, events, etc.

Edited 22 hours ago by ZettaK

[Natalie68]

On 11/1/2024 at 2:31 AM, Crazydoxielady said:

Heather has overshot her importance and status on the show. Absolutely using Monica for cannon fodder last season has her thinking she’s the queen bee. Couple that with her new weight loss and Ms Madam Flowers is just an eye rolling petulant parrot. Her behaviors of sneering jeering teen angsty foolishness at Bronwyn's home was insane to watch. Yes the dog 💩💩 was beyond disgusting. I have three dachshunds which are a handful. But they are not jumping all over guests or leaving poopies all over my house! And certainly if they do it is quickly picked up!  But I digress! Because it was Heather's behaviors that were also shitty and gross. Her thinking the eye rolls and nastiness would be viewed as favorable is hilarious. Bronwyn may seem like an easy pawn. But she’s quickly become my favorite on this franchise. Her chat with her husband about Gwen revealed how beautifully protective he is regarding his stepdaughter. Her airport run costume dress ups are hilarious. How can anyone be mad at that? She’s kooky, thoughtful, bright, and attractive. Her lack of hair extensions and inflated lips are so refreshing as well. 
Heather is overdosing on treatments at the med spa. Her cheekbones are about to blow up and off her face and her chin could cut cheese. Lay off the filler. It’s making her newly skinny face look weird. It may photograph well with photoshop but those Bravo cameras don’t lie. 
Justin and his massive face make me think of the Macys Thanksgiving Day parade blow up characters. He’s got these tiny little beady eyes and features with an odd upturned nose surrounded by a massive doughy face.  Whitney is an absolute idiot but she is pretty. Poor soda addicted golf cart driving Bobbi got Justin’s face. Bless her heart! And that sink foolishness was pure alcohol abuse. He just gave the brands more attention with his petty display. Both he and Poor Parker John came off as little bitches this episode. 

AND she doesn't have the same chiclets all the other housewives get. They all have the same freaking teeth.  Tamra from OC  just got herself a set.