S08.E11: Weeping Beauty

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I have to agree that no creature, except for my giant loud cat, is ever going to control me.

 

Same…she has her own chair on the balcony and will sit in my lap,only if I position myself a certain way…do I do this? Yes

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Assley is $100K on debt? Manny needs to find a new sugar mommy.

I am crying…Manny bet on the wrong horse

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Assley is $100K on debt? Manny needs to find a new sugar mommy.

One hundred thousand dollars in debt. Did she go to law school? That's the only thing I can think of that would land a woman in her 30's in shit that deep. 

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

Witchcraft isn’t cheap.

I thought she was making money with the witchcraft!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grangie, stop yelling.

[sainte-chapelle]

Angela blames him because of course she does

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is she screaming? 

[Shelbie]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Why is she screaming? 

Because that’s all she does.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grangie, you should have figured this out from the minute Michael got a blow job from his Uber fare who couldn’t pay.

[Suzywriter]

Her dentures are about to fly out of her mouth.

[Eldemarge]

Maybe he got rejected because his wife IS A CRACKHEAD

[For Cereals]

Spoiler

I’m so glad he done run offt first chance he got!  I hope he gets to stay.

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ange is going to have a stroke

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Ginos family staging an intervention?

[For Cereals]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Ange is going to have a stroke

Good!

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Grangie, you should have figured this out from the minute Michael got a blow job from his Uber fare who couldn’t pay.

My all time favorite  quote:  "I did the BJ."

 

Edited May 27, 2024 by Floatingbison

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

One hundred thousand dollars in debt. Did she go to law school? That's the only thing I can think of that would land a woman in her 30's in shit that deep. 

Student loand are horrible. My $38,000 blew up to$75,000 in 5 years.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I do, and as a certified full metal old lady, I have a box of tissues in every room. And Chapstick. And hand lotion. I don't want to be caught unaware. 

Same! People laugh at how big my bag is but I need to carry all that in there. 

[Eldemarge]

Oh so Ashley has 100K in debt, and... any assets?  What is there to do a "post-nup" about??

[sainte-chapelle]

Alexi, you have a family. Donate etc but don’t risk your life in Israel

[Pepper Mostly]

This new Emily Kobe story is so cringe. Whether or not the ex "thought" she and Kobe were still a thing while you two were banging like ferrets in China is neither here nor there. Kobe didn't think so, and now you two are married with kids. Ship. Sailed.

[MagicEyes]

I cackled at the $100,000 debt reveal. Not what Manuel was expecting! His family should be sending him money every month. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

MILF Manor? I’m out. Have a great Monday, go to a parade, spend a minute or two thinking about those people who lost their lives to protect our liberty and then eat a lot of burgers and hot dogs. Ciao for now.

[Zombness]

100K im debt....from what?   Buying her supplies for her magic potions?

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Eldemarge said:

Every day of recovery, I'm feeling a little better.  This is day 11 since surgery. :) 

Glad you doing better! 

[Zombness]

Good night have a good Memorial Day remembering those who fought for our liberties and allowed us eat burguers and hot dogs with freedom.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Student loand are horrible. My $38,000 blew up to$75,000 in 5 years.

I took out a Parents Plus loan in 2012 to send my lad to culinary school. Over 40K.  I've re-fied it for a lower rate once. I always said I'd surely die well before I could pay it off, and I'd give those usurers the fnger from beyond the grave. HOWEVER, my very generous brother is giving me the $$$ to pay it off. Once that's done, first round's on me! Woohoo! 

[Floatingbison]

Bye everybodies!!  It's great to be back!

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"In America we fought very hard for women to have rights and we don't want to give them up now". Sweet tap......oh never mind. 

Wonder how Mama Emily votes? hahaha, I kill me. 

In America, we also enslaved people like Kobi's family, but let's forget that. Jeez. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night, my snarky darlings! See you gluttons for punishment tomorrow night, have a safe and happy Monday holiday, love you all, MWAH!

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, judylo said:

I wish I could nap! The roommate’s TV is on 24/7  (different volumes, but never off, even during the short times she wheels herself out into the hallway or, perhaps, sleeps), and at 4 am two nurses turned on the lights and started shouting and laughing as they started to take care of her

You would think the nurses would understand the importance of you getting some sleep! Jeez. 

[renatae]

John as a birthday present. I'd want to kill myself. Patrick is such an idiot to spring him on her. He never booked a hotel and Patrick has the effrontery to just bring him there. I know Thais is no prize, but she doesn't get along with him and neither would I. They are having enough problems.

Im  so glad Liz is moving on. It was a rotten thing she did to Kayleigh bringing her into this relationship. And Ed, such a colossal narcissist, thinking Liz should "have his back" like a high schooler, even when he's wrong. "Oh, she disrespected me in front of my family." What a giant toddler.

[tvrox]

54 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

One hundred thousand dollars in debt. Did she go to law school? That's the only thing I can think of that would land a woman in her 30's in shit that deep. 

Maybe if most of it is mortgage? 

[renatae]

4 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why would she be any different from the rest of the known universe? 

Did Liz just ask Riley if she was going to miss ED?? Sweet tap-dancing baby Jesus. 

I could not believe that! And then Liz's mom asking had he called, some body asking what he thought, blah, blah. WHO CARES? Good riddance! They can just leave him totally off the show from now until eternity.  Don't need any updates!

[Floatingbison]

Remember, no one will ever have control over me.   Except my dog.

[renatae]

10 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

"No complaining allowed" snarks Mother Loren. Except from her, I guess. She hasn't let up on Loren for one second. If I was Loren I'd stuff a piece of challah with honey into her nattering mouth to shut her up for five seconds. 

I really can't take her. What a Negative Nellie. She sounds like she hates Loren. Nothing she says or does pleases Mom. Not surprised she decided it was time for a rest.

[Shrek]

12 hours ago, tvrox said:

In America, we also enslaved people like Kobi's family, but let's forget that. Jeez. 

I got the feeling that both sides were dancing around that subject (because TLC said they couldn't actually say it out loud) rather than just saying what they meant.

[Shrek]

13 hours ago, MagicEyes said:

Jasmine needs a job. How long until she can start working? 

Anywhere between a few months & a few years, depends on the vagaries of the INS & Social security as she will need a green card or work permit but (as I found out) nobody will employ her without a SSN so you're not just waiting for one government agency to work optimally but two of them. Good luck with that happening quickly.

Even if she wants to work, obviously. 

[SabineElisabeth]

I crack up pretty much every time Thais speaks to John.  Doesn't matter what she says.  The fact she's barely tolerating him drips from every word, and John just keeps on smiling, 'cause he doesn't give a FUCK lol.

[Azanscrazyhair]

Sounds like I didn't miss much.  My son graduated high school yesterday at 8:30 am and had to get to the location by 6:30. Needless to say, we were all exhausted.  

[J80134]

I think Gino's dark secret is that he's a sub who dreams of making the sequals... 2 girls (and 1 guy) with a cup and sub human centipede

Sophie & Rob pretend to be modest while trying on sex shop outfits, then rush home to clap thier asses on only fans to celebrate thier acting prowess.

Anyone else want to put a match to that poor Merican flag Mangela wears? It's been laying on dirt all day.

Oh ffs, the bride price storyline is a dud! Get on with the fancy vow renewal before baby #3 can walk mom down the aisle.

 

Edited May 28, 2024 by J80134

[Pepper Mostly]

On 5/27/2024 at 5:53 PM, Azanscrazyhair said:

Sounds like I didn't miss much.  My son graduated high school yesterday at 8:30 am and had to get to the location by 6:30. Needless to say, we were all exhausted.  

Congratulations to you and your son! 

Soooooo, in my internet travels I found this little article. Granted, the woman in question is Nigerian, not Cameroonian, but I'm guessing that there are similarities in the reasons for the bride price. Interesting. Maybe mother Emily could open her mind some and try to understand where Kobe's family is coming from? Hahahaha, I kill me. 

https://www.boredpanda.com/american-reveals-list-things-he-has-buy-nigerian-fiances-dad-before-he-can-marry-her/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=BP_POST_6031a3a4-e52a-46be-b751-233c21420bef&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3efPgV49QkLQm2khN59AiZR57hJpgU7wm2rgTeOBBFaDy3juK62fZp2pg_aem_ASW033_7HOSUnWf_gZfhYBaoJYWo5DBXRoBMQG0LlbqpfIgCC4v0dJkduZ9mMZqlerYkoWwR9KlVBx32gcEW8gpy

[Shrek]

I have no doubt that's interesting but my ad blocker says "no". 

[SunnyBeBe]

On 5/26/2024 at 9:54 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

One hundred thousand dollars in debt. Did she go to law school? That's the only thing I can think of that would land a woman in her 30's in shit that deep. 

I did and was.  Lol. 

Why is Loren’s mom such a miserable person? 

[kristen111]

On 5/26/2024 at 10:03 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

Alexi, you have a family. Donate etc but don’t risk your life

Edited June 1, 2024 by kristen111

[Gobi]

On 5/28/2024 at 12:47 PM, J80134 said:

I think Gino's dark secret is that he's a sub who dreams of making the sequals... 2 girls (and 1 guy) with a cup and sub human centipede.

 

I don’t know what any of that means and, frankly, I don’t want to know.

[zenme]

On 5/26/2024 at 8:52 PM, Tuneful said:

Even Borin's mother tells us to put a sock in it -- "You chose it! I don't want to hear complaining" (surgery) and "I never saw chins." I really can't wrap my mind around how selfish someone has to be to elect cosmetic surgery in a BIG bundle that carries SERIOUS risks and will disable you for months; and you might get a serious complication or even die. Nice to consider leaving her husband with three kids under, what, five? And for now all the care on him, too, now while he is the sole earner? Is Borin' trying to goose a longer media career?  

Mama Loren should’ve hired a sexy young au pair to help out Alexi temporarily. As punishment!