Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[CainF]

Oh he likes older women because they know what they want, and he's celibate. I believe he's either looking to cop a feel or as Mr. BB said much better and much more eloquently, to titty-fuck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Celibate for a few months? And then he releases? Oh my …

I definitely did not need to have that image planted in my mind. 

[Shelbie]

I think the tv camera is turning him on not Darcey.

[sainte-chapelle]

At least the last dude was fake rich

[Auntie Anxiety]

So the plot line is will they or won’t they/can Darcey seduce him to turn away from his celibacy (which probably started the minute the director started filming) and does anyone even give a shit?

[Hotel Snarker]

Zack in the sack apparently prefers cuddling, Darce.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

This guy is such a bullshit artist. I know he’s probably ruined more than one woman’s credit. 

As I have always predicted, some real scammer is going to get his hooks into Darcey one of these days, and neither she nor her sister will suspect a thing till its too late. Because he'll be good at it and have them both totally snowed. 

[MagicEyes]

So does he get to have sex once every four months? Am I understanding this correctly?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

As I have always predicted, some real scammer is going to get his hooks into Darcey one of these days, and neither she nor her sister will suspect a thing till its too late. Because he'll be good at it and have them both totally snowed. 

Blue hair too…he is dumb as a post

The celibacy thing is his hook. She is so hot he can’t resist and will cave eventually. I bet he was in the sack with some chick last night.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey: He’s a great guy and has a big dick heart.

[Frozendiva]

Zach is as deep as a puddle to your raindrop, Darce.

[Pepper Mostly]

Their conversation is so sparkling! The repartee, so witty! No wonder Zach is so interested in her mind! They're both so thoughtful and centered! Snerk.

[sainte-chapelle]

He reminds me of the dude from 90 fiancée…I already forget his name

[Hotel Snarker]

Someone please send Darcey the book “He’s Just Not That Into You”. Why is he cutting the date so short? If he likes you he ain’t leaving.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Will they get the Gwyneth air up the rectum treatment as well?

[OneGuy]

I suppose I'm a prude but I'm checking out for this segment.

[Frozendiva]

The stale hot dog bun is green from mold, and dried up.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, I'd certainly be comfortable and secure in the hands of this medical professional. Hot dog bun? Seriously?

[judylo]

Just now, OneGuy said:

I suppose I'm a prude but I'm checking out for this segment.

 

Just now, OneGuy said:

I suppose I'm a prude but I'm checking out for this segment.

So you missed the old bun and new hot dog analogy?

[sainte-chapelle]

Eww hot dog bun wtf?!?{

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

The stale hot dog bun is green from mold, and dried up.

The hot dog bun analogy is just not working. No amount of yeast or flour is bringing that moldy mess back to life.

[Hotel Snarker]

Am I hallucinating? Or does Dr. Rodriguez sound like her family cloned the Silva Twins?

[charmed1]

That stale hot dog bun is standing in its truth.

[OneGuy]

Just now, judylo said:

 

So you missed the old bun and new hot dog analogy?

You just confirmed the wisdom of my decision!

[Hotel Snarker]

My vagina is NOT A STALE HOT DOG BUN.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope the camera people got combat pay for this segment.

[Pepper Mostly]

Is she going to send him at picture of her snatch? 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope the camera people got combat pay for this segment.

They’re going to need therapy.

[goofygirl]

Zach wants to get in a woman's MIND...  Except with Darcey, she has no mind except plastic surgery, lips, vag stuff... Like she's REAL DEEP in the kiddie pool.  I loved that she thought since she'd been canoeing, that she'd do FINE with kayaking!!!  Does anyone else think so?

Naaaa....  Can't wait for this dipshit party.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope the camera people got combat pay for this segment.

Not. Enough. Money. In. The. World.

[Hotel Snarker]

I’m sorry…these shots make your vagina a big ball of swollen? Juicy hot dog buns? Wow. I actually don’t even have an opinion. I’m too stunned.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Is she going to send him at picture of her snatch? 

Her snatched snatch.

[magemaud]

Started watching late, but does Parrothead have a bald spot? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Lol at Florian hanging up on her

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Is she going to send him at picture of her snatch? 

Of course she is!

[Hotel Snarker]

No way I’m having any needle near my vijayjay. What kind of treatment is that?!

[Shelbie]

I would laugh my ass off if Gyorgi and Florian took Parrothead into a back alley so he had to back up his “tough” words with some action. He would run so fast.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m still watching Night Agent. The premise is good (political thriller) but the acting is on the Hallmark or Lifetime Movie level.

[goofygirl]

I think this is all Darcey & Stacey think about. Seriously.  They have body dysmorphia or something.  I can't spell it but something about them is really screwed up! In regard to their BODIES.

It's just so weird.

[Auntie Anxiety]

A two hour event next week? I’ll have to rest up.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m still watching Night Agent. The premise is good (political thriller) but the acting is on the Hallmark or Lifetime Movie level.

I love thé Lifetime thrillers that come on W every now and again. I don’t have to think and I laugh hard 

[judylo]

Did the preview just say their dad had a stroke?

[MagicEyes]

Just now, judylo said:

Did the preview just say their dad had a stroke?

It did. I hope he’s okay.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stacey inherited the blow up diamond ring that that couple on Love After Lockup had to leave behind when they split up.

[goofygirl]

Just now, judylo said:

Did the preview just say their dad had a stroke?

I think so.  That's some bad news.

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

I think this is all Darcey & Stacey think about. Seriously.  They have body dysmorphia or something.  I can't spell it but something about them is really screwed up! In regard to their BODIES.

It's just so weird.

Yep…when you hear them tell stories of their childhood and teen years it’s all just so pathetic and sad. They spent their 16 th Birthday sitting alone waiting for their dad to come home and hang out with them.

Edited March 28, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[MagicEyes]

Did they invest in an ugly headband company?

[OneGuy]

Your husband will be at your bachelorette party.

[Hotel Snarker]

Seriously ready to see Bluey get his ass whooped.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Did they invest in an ugly headband company?

They're exclusive to the House of Eleven. You know, classy.