Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Frozendiva]

This Ep is painful to watch.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Show of hands: who pees in the shower? 

My kids do, and so do I. My husband doesn’t even know, ssssshhhhhh.

[OneGuy]

OMG he's doing something fun without me.  CICERO!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

So she cops to creeping on his Insta. But HE's the one who's sus?

[Baltimore Betty]

When Georgi and Florian are together it sound like Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd doing "Two Wild and Crazy Guys."

Georgi is a terrible actor. 

[magemaud]

Darcey in Daisy Dukes? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

This Ep is painful to watch.

So, just an average, normal episode then? 

[OneGuy]

Just now, magemaud said:

Darcey in Daisy Dukes? 

Daisy Pukes.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

When Georgi and Florian are together it sound like Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd doing "Two Wild and Crazy Guys."

Georgi is a terrible actor. 

Was the point to show us all how strong Darcey is or is this a set up for them to reunite?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Was the cameraman using that fish sculpture as a comment about Darcey’s lips?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So, just an average, normal episode then? 

It keeps freezing, pixelating, scrambling, and going black.

[Pepper Mostly]

Did they buy a candle for Aspen's dorm room? Are candles allowed? Somehow I doubt. 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

My kids do, and so do I. My husband doesn’t even know, ssssshhhhhh.

So you’re a Shower Urinator? “It’s all PIPES!”

[Hotel Snarker]

Y’all, I’m dying laughing over here. I swear I heard that transition music going like this: “Are you ticklish? Never, never!”

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

It keeps freezing, pixelating, scrambling, and going black.

Sounds like an improvement, honestly.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Florian goes to a casting call. Hilarity ensues.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Daisy Pukes.

Daisy Pubes 

[Eldemarge]

Oh she needs a model who can look like they're having fun?  LOL, this is not Florian's area.

[OneGuy]

Stacey doesn't want you to work, Florian.  She wants to have that over you.  Just like she doesn't want Darcey to find a significant other.  She likes to have that over her.

[sainte-chapelle]

Florian has zero charisma. Doesn’t he build furniture? That is an excellent and desirable trade in the US

[magemaud]

The other guys are trying not to laugh 

[goofygirl]

Yeah Darcey, what the actual hell??  You've been on ONE FRICKIN' DATE with the guy and you started crying!!

WHY would you think you can go all single white female on Cicero?

I've been waiting for this casting call with Florian.  I think I've decided he needs to venture out into another whole industry.  Florian needs to go into the funeral business.  He NEVER smiles, he's pretty calm and he's skinny as a dang rail!

WHERE did Florian actually MODEL in Serbia? Yugoslavia? Moldova??  WHERE??

He's at a POOL party!!! Look at that face!

[Pepper Mostly]

All these guys were shopping at Foot Locker just an hour previously. 

"Hey, hi, good afternoon, how are you? Ever thought of modeling? If you can spare an hour or two you can be on TV and I am authorized to give you this Starbuck's gift card in exchange for your time"

Edited March 14, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stop looking stupid, Florian. Oh, never mind.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Oh she needs a model who can look like they're having fun?  LOL, this is not Florian's area.

Give him a full moon senerio and he will really go wild 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

So you’re a Shower Urinator? “It’s all PIPES!”

I do not mind at all. It just goes down the drain, and you can rinse the area out with clean water, and voila! It’ll look like it never even happened in the first place. 🤓

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Was the cameraman using that fish sculpture as a comment about Darcey’s lips?

The kids in my school used to call me "fish lips" and I'd be like "FISH DON'T HAVE LIPS."  😭

[charmed1]

Florian has the posture of Dr. Now and the thighs of Mr. Peanut. Dude, just go drive an Uber. Work for Thumbtack. Modeling ain’t it.

[Hotel Snarker]

Florian and action are like oil and water….

[judylo]

Very unique look. That’s one way of putting it.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

The kids in my school used to call me "fish lips" and I'd be like "FISH DON'T HAVE LIPS."  😭

Roly poly fish lips.

[KateHearts]

$150 for half day of "modeling"= price the agency pays to get themselves on TV for 3 minutes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The casting director can’t believe that Florian isn’t jumping at the chance to reach his “potentials.” 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Give him a full moon senerio and he will really go wild 

Too wild, if you know what I mean. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Florian just doesn’t get it. You don’t make thousands on your first job buddy. It’s like graduating University and expecting a VP job out of the gate.

[JeanJean]

7 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

This Ep is painful to watch.

At this point, they all are.

[magemaud]

11 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He didn’t even give her a friendship ring! Darcey, you were not a couple.

He didn’t even give her a RIDE HOME FFS!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Very unique look. That’s one way of putting it.

She is disturbed and yet strangely titillated by Florian's vulpine charms. 

[sainte-chapelle]

What was up with that weird Jesus ad..what was that?

[magemaud]

“How much you pay?”

”No, Florian, for this shoot, you’re gonna pay US” 

 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Florian just doesn’t get it. You don’t make thousands on your first job buddy. It’s like graduating University and expecting a VP job out of the gate.

He makes more than $150 a day parading his shitty acting and pigeon chest on this clusterfuck of a show. He knows his worth!

[Baltimore Betty]

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Was the point to show us all how strong Darcey is or is this a set up for them to reunite?

You know there had to be a way to shift focus from Stacey to Darcey so I am sure Darcey was all in on filming with Georgi but getting back together, I do not see it, Darcey is a strong woman who deserves real love! She is strong, she is invincible, she is woman....

[goofygirl]

Now explain to me again why are Stacey & Florian having this wedding??  Shits & giggles?? Something to do in Miami?

They just have 40K to throw around and thought this was a good idea?

I'm confused.  I should probably STOP trying to make sense of this dumbass show. 

[judylo]

That blue dress …

[Frozendiva]

Darcey’s top is a couple sizes too small.

[JeanJean]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She is disturbed and yet strangely titillated by Florian's vulpine charms. 

Florian's like when Snoopy used to do a vulture. Does anyone remember that or am I the oldest?

[Pepper Mostly]

Every single time these two appear in public I am horrified anew by their insane wardrobe choices. 

[Eldemarge]

Someone needs to take the shiny bronzer/highlighter away from Darcey. She slathers her face in that shit on her dates and it's hideous.

 

Edited March 14, 2023 by Eldemarge

[Hotel Snarker]

Y’all think Miss Jen got the Marilyn Monroe/JFK style sanpaku fate there? (I would never have learned that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious word if not for @magemaud.)

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Now explain to me again why are Stacey & Florian having this wedding??  Shits & giggles?? Something to do in Miami?

They just have 40K to throw around and thought this was a good idea?

I'm confused.  I should probably STOP trying to make sense of this dumbass show. 

 Oh @goofygirl you should move on, big move on from thinking too hard about this show.