Season 11 M600LL and Season 8 WATN LIVE CHAT

[poeticlicensed]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Low standards coupled with self esteem that headed toward the center of the earth?

 

[MsVixen]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Ok, I'm impressed by his backing up that trailer.

I'm impressed with Amanda being able to help lift him from the couch.

[sagittarius sue]

Buddy, you're a long way from having to think about skin surgery.

[charmed1]

“Hot enough to fry an egg? Hot enough to fry a dog’s brain.” Let Daisy Mae out of the truck you shit head. That’s the nicest rental I think we’ve ever seen in this series.

[umgoblue]

Just now, Hellga said:

Is this the first furnished rental we have seen on this show?

 

They could have taken the books.  I am going to go out on a limb, but those bindings won't be broken while they are there.

[ams1001]

"so we might have chosen some quick options"

uh-huh.

[Chicklet]

Already thinking up excuses, way to go.

[Kid]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Let Daisy Mae out of the truck you shit head.

I was thinking the same thing!!

[Pepper Mostly]

"I have no idea what my weight is" is a bad sign. 

 

[Hellga]

I bet he hasn't lost the 30 pounds. 

[poeticlicensed]

The leg actually looks a bit better

[DropTheSoap]

"We couldn't eat right."

Have you heard of a salad Patrick?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Patrick opted for the olive green (stain) camouflage t-shirt today.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, DropTheSoap said:

"We couldn't eat right."

Have you heard of a salad Patrick?

just get some romaine and crunch on that!

[OoogleEyes]

Fuck you commercial break. You are just prolonging our pain

[Suzywriter]

are they really producing contractor show commercials like they are superheroes, with stop action styling and impact lettering? 

[umgoblue]

Just now, DropTheSoap said:

"We couldn't eat right."

Have you heard of a salad Patrick?

He mentioned a new invention called sa*laad about an hour ago.  I have yet to see one in front of him.

[poeticlicensed]

He thinks salad is a joke

[Suzywriter]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Fuck you commercial break. You are just prolonging our pain

It gives me a chance to go turn on the electric blanket to get the bed warmed up. 

[poeticlicensed]

9:40 and no surgery yet. I remember when we would get to see the surgery and a year after 

[Eldemarge]

I'm going to get a popsicle.  Fuck this guy.

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

9:40 and no surgery yet. I remember when we would get to see the surgery and a year after 

The "salad days", so to speak.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I cannot stop yawning.

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, DropTheSoap said:

The "salad days", so to speak.

And even some skin surgery

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

And even some skin surgery

No fair. I have no puns for that.

[aliya]

Jeez Louise - 1 pound. So much for the gym, huh?

[Pepper Mostly]

ONE POUND. ONE FUCKING POUND. I cannot EVEN.

[umgoblue]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

9:40 and no surgery yet. I remember when we would get to see the surgery and a year after 

I remember when ONE episode covered SEVEN years of lived experience.  Back when M600PL was on this channel called The Learning Channel.

The good ol' days!

[Hellga]

At least he hasn't gained...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oops. Not under 561 pounds. 

[judylo]

Boring, frustrating. I need some ice cream.

[MsVixen]

Screw This!!!  There's some ice cream calling my name.

[Chicklet]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

ONE POUND. ONE FUCKING POUND. I cannot EVEN.

Neither can he, evidently.

[DropTheSoap]

"I didn't gain." Probably just went to the bathroom just before the scale, or else he would have.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Chicklet said:

Neither can he, evidently.

He probably gained and took a big poop

[CrazyInAlabama]

So, the apartment is OK for a while?  It's lovely.  

Making excuses in the parking lot again, this will not end well. 

Month 1 657

Month 4 616

Month 6 641-gained 25 lbs. 

Month 8 -591

Month (10) 590-lost 1 lb.   I hate his 'I've been trying' routine.   I love Dr. Now saying 'You want a Victory lap for that', because Patrick says he's been trying. 

Fat chance Patrick will lose 30 lbs in a month.   (Yes, bad pun, but I'm desperate, and obviously falling apart trying not to reach through the TV and slap Patrick). 

Month 11-Patrick is going in for surgery.  His goal was to lose 30 lbs. If he lost that amount I'll faint.    Weight should be 560 to get surgery, I'm betting it won't happen.   

Weight is 563 lbs down 27 lbs.  So, he still gets surgery.   Surgery is useless, I bet he's one of the poundticipants who goes through a drive thru and orders the entire menu, on the way home from the surgery. 

Edited March 23, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[sagittarius sue]

Tonight is a good night to open the Irish Cream bottle.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, umgoblue said:

I remember when ONE episode covered SEVEN years of lived experience.  Back when M600PL was on this channel called The Learning Channel.

The good ol' days!

you beat me to it!

[Pepper Mostly]

"You want to take a victory lap with that?" I love sassy Dr. Now. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Patrick needs to find better excuses.

[poeticlicensed]

Methinks he's ok with how he is. Amanda has some decisions to make 

[Hellga]

Why do they think that moving to Houston is worth rewarding???  It's about losing weight, not geographic location.

[Suzywriter]

Irresponsible, blame shifting little lying shit. 

[mmecorday]

I was going through some of my mother's old cookbooks today. I found this diet in one of them:

[MsVixen]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"You want to take a victory lap with that?" I love sassy Dr. Now. 

"Whoopi Doo!"  Who would think that Dr. Now knew that phrase?

[aliya]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm going to get a popsicle.  Fuck this guy.

Yup. I should have gone downstairs for the chocolate and diet Pepsi when I had the chance.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dr. Now, stop wasting your time with this douchebag. It’s like he thinks he’s doing YOU a favor.

[Hellga]

Two meals and no snacking in between.  Sure, because the 'in between' is an hourlong nap he takes.  Otherwise, it's nonstop eating, 8am-12pm breakfast and 1pm-9pm dinner!

[Suzywriter]

Just now, mmecorday said:

I was going through some of my mother's old cookbooks today. I found this diet in one of them:

I'm downloading this. 

[umgoblue]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

you beat me to it!

Sometimes I reminisce and wonder why The Learning Channel went out of business.  It was really good. 🤷🏽‍♀️