Season 11 M600LL and Season 8 WATN LIVE CHAT

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

It was $45 something 

45 for one meal?? So over $100 a day for 14 days plus 14 days hotel plus gas. They are already into this thing for upwards of 3 grand 

[babyhouseman]

Hi. This doesn't look hopeful. Maybe she'll surprise us.

[Eldemarge]

Hello hello!  Happy Woman's Day!  I sang Bikini Kill in the car and went to the gym and told my trainer I am too pretty to get on the stairmaster (this did not work).

I'm sure I missed NOTHING.  Going to fix some food.

[charmed1]

4 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Fast food on the road is a pet peeve of mine. I force us to stop and eat in a real restaurant much to Mr Poetic's chagrin. 

 

So is she admitting its a mental thing about eating on the road? I thought it was about physical pain 

I’m with you. I hate the smell it leaves in the car afterwards. The smell of grease and old french fries lingers in the upholstery.

[Chicklet]

All misery all day, now I need some Prozac.

[sainte-chapelle]

Those pancakes look…not good

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, babyhouseman said:

Hi. This doesn't look hopeful. Maybe she'll surprise us.

By smiling at someone?

[Pepper Mostly]

Stepdad,wheeling a wheelbarrow full of food into Stephanie's room: Sorry I'm late with your breakfast, this is all I could find. 

Stephanie: Grunts, mutters about her painful hip, grunts some more. 

Ungrateful slag.

[MsVixen]

"Was that enough food for you, Stephanie?"  It looked like 1/4 of the meal you had at home.

[Kid]

Does anybody believe that she might not eat much today???

[aliya]

Jebus H - they're only in Utah?

[DropTheSoap]

Dis is not good sichuashun. Why you drive so far?

[Kid]

Why are they so anxious to get her fed?

[Eldemarge]

Her hips do not lie.

(People do.)

Edited March 9, 2023 by Eldemarge

[sainte-chapelle]

But she did eat…she shoved  nasty pancakes into her gullet 

Edited March 9, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

All misery all day, now I need some Prozac.

Here, have a margarita instead. 

Stephanie, you woke up nauseous because you've been eating so much fast food! She wonders if its nerves, or the "windy roads". Sweet tap-dancing Jesus.

[Chicklet]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Her hips do not lie.

But they sure do moan a lot.

[Lima Bean]

How can she tell if she’s swollen?

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

Hi. This doesn't look hopeful. Maybe she'll surprise us.

When they show these loooooong road trips, I'm guessing failure. They fill up half of the show with this boring shit.

-zzzzzzzz

[charmed1]

I’m surprised she’s not splayed out in the back of the van like most other pounders. 

[poeticlicensed]

Burrito bowl in the car??? Nooooo

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Lima Bean said:

How can she tell if she’s swollen?

I wondered that myself. 

[sagittarius sue]

I'll be demonic in my guess tonight, 666.

[Snarkastikate]

I have a premonition that something bad is gonna happen on this epic hell trip.  What did this poor guy ever do in life that he deserves this torture? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Lima Bean said:

How can she tell if she’s swollen?

That is a good and cogent question!

[Suzywriter]

Has she worn anything other than that terra-cotta dress? Either she has three of them, or that thing reeks. 

[Chicklet]

Are we there yet?

[sainte-chapelle]

THEY ARE ONLY 5 HOURS AWAY!!! 

[ams1001]

35 steps!

[MsVixen]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

I'll be demonic in my guess tonight, 666.

Sagittarius Sue, you are so wrong for that!  😁
Of course I can top you for wrongness:  747  

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I’m surprised she’s not splayed out in the back of the van like most other pounders. 

I was thinking the same. Why isn't she trying to lay down in the back or something?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Burrito bowl in the car??? Nooooo

Maybe she'll shit herself in the front seat, like whatshername. "New pants, new pants! Aaaaargh!"

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, DropTheSoap said:

Dis is not good sichuashun. Why you drive so far?

Who bringing you de food? Is it him?

[magemaud]

It would have been faster and cheaper  to fly even if she needed a whole row of seats.

[poeticlicensed]

Shes in pain but it doesn't stop her from filling her pie hole. 

The bitching and whining. I want to slap her through the TV. 

They always put the fat ones on the first floor lest they break the elevator

[Lima Bean]

Why is he holding her arm? If she goes down he’s going too. And there won’t be no survivors.

[Chicklet]

If she flew we would have to listen to her whine about people staring and walking! to the gate.

[sainte-chapelle]

They were only on the road for 4 more hours…what did they do all day?

[OoogleEyes]

Has she showered at all during the trip?

[Pepper Mostly]

She's nervous, she has butterflies. But what about her HIP? I'm on the edge of my seat! What is the state of her hip??

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So she won't yell at them. These enablers always mew about how the fatties "get angry". So what? I'd be "hey, you want chips, go get them yourself, Tubby".

I am surprised at how many people absolutely deflate at the sound of a raised voice! I recall a friend of my offspring that heard me raise my voice to be heard over the sound of the dishwasher. I said "Can you bring up a package of paper towels?". The kid jumped up and said 'I don't want to be around fighting!' and ran out of the door. He was college age. His whole family must be mute.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So she won't yell at them. These enablers always mew about how the fatties "get angry". So what? I'd be "hey, you want chips, go get them yourself, Tubby".

Like when she gained weight because she was bed-ridden. Somebody had to bring her food. 

[babyhouseman]

Dr. Now is her last hope.  

[Eldemarge]

@Pepper Mostlyreminded me that I live super-close to a place that serves great margaritas and tex-mex so if any of y'all pass through San Antonio, hit me up and I'll take you out for margs!

[ams1001]

7 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I’m with you. I hate the smell it leaves in the car afterwards. The smell of grease and old french fries lingers in the upholstery.

My brother worked at McD's in high school and college. His car reeked.

 

[Lima Bean]

Did she share the room with step-dad? Get ready for baby #4!!

[Chicklet]

Just now, babyhouseman said:

Dr. Now is her last hope.  

People get him and Obi Wan confused all the time.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

35 steps!

Tammy Slaton is up to 200!

[mmecorday]

@Eldemarge, that sounds great! So mach fun. 

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm going to guess 658 for weight.