Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[goofygirl]

Boob Sling and DrugMan keep wearing matching EVERYTHING.  WHY???  He's setting them up for their future, JuJu.  Get realz.

[Empress1]

Stop this nonsense in front of these kids!

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

oh god is she gonna sue the woman that tightened her vagina? 

Well, she needs to develop some new income streams. 

[Floatingbison]

middle backseat girl wants to be anywhere but there right now.  I know the feeling.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, she needs to develop some new income streams. 

she could market a quick anal bleaching kit that could be sold in bathrooms around the country 

[Auntie Anxiety]

How touching. Mike’s numerous kids and their mothers.

[Empress1]

Awww. The kids always get me.

Michael better not fuck up. He has all these reasons to stay straight.

Edited December 31, 2022 by Empress1

[Floatingbison]

May I help you?

Yes, we're looking for matching his and hers velour track suits.  In red.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is anyone going to be doing something exciting for New Year’s Eve? I was invited somewhere but I just want to stay home and binge watch something.

 

I will be in bed by nine, as usual. I embrace the Old. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s Moka Latte.

Edited December 31, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Floatingbison]

Holy cow, that's a lot of chainz.  You could put those things on a chain saw.

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is anyone going to be doing something exciting for New Year’s Eve? I was invited somewhere but I just want to stay home and binge watch something.

Right here, AA.  I have a whole filet of salmon, a bottle of sparkling and 22 episodes of Cold Case ready to go.

[SemiCharmedLife]

"I don't think that's ever gonna happen again."

Famous last words, as Moka approaches...

[LEILANI2]

She cries too damn much.

[Empress1]

OH MY GOD STOP CRYING 

[Pepper Mostly]

Ashley: (weeping) "I am the luckiest woman"

Pepper Mostly: "NO YOU ARE NOT. SWEET JESUS"

[SemiCharmedLife]

She's crying!  Who'd a thunk???

[Gobi]

Ashley is drunk again. Not that she ever stopped being drunk.

[Floatingbison]

My vagina's broken. . . . 

I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that.

[Keywestclubkid]

Ashly seems like shes hiding that she could snap and go SWF at a drop of a hat.. like something is "OFF" about her 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley’s emotional lability is concerning.

[OoogleEyes]

I used to live in West Palm Beach 

[Pepper Mostly]

So far Travis is really talking a good game. 

[Keywestclubkid]

hope she cleaned the stove top 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Ashly seems like shes hiding that she could snap and go SWF at a drop of a hat.. like something is "OFF" about her 

She does seem off. Just … weird. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

39 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Michael looks alot better than his prison mug shot.

There are people who have been beaten in the face with a baseball bat that look better than Michael's mugshot.  It's the gift that keeps on giving. 

26 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Gabby learns that rejuva-vag isn't all it's cracked up to be. No pun intended.

I suspect you are supposed to wait between getting your vag zapped and insertion. 

14 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

girl it don't count if that good hair came from someone else head .. that aint your hair 

It's hers. She paid for it! 😁

[candall]

4 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Boob Sling and DrugMan keep wearing matching EVERYTHING.  WHY???  He's setting them up for their future, JuJu.  Get realz.

"Boob Sling and DrugMan" made me lol.  As far as I can tell, they don't even have names.

(Although I recognize Teddy with no problem.)

[Keywestclubkid]

did she have two kitchen tables side by side? 

[Floatingbison]

Travis could clean up nicely if he wanted to.  He could look good with a makeover.  

[Empress1]

I mean … she needs furniture no matter what, right? Like, even if Travis isn’t there, she needs, like, stuff to sit on?

[Gobi]

"Ashley and I aren't officially engaged. Especially now that I've seen her in person."

[Keywestclubkid]

she has her life in order ,,... I need time to mess that up 

[Empress1]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Travis could clean up nicely if he wanted to.  He could look good with a makeover.  

He’s really not bad-looking.

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Travis could clean up nicely if he wanted to.  He could look good with a makeover.  

Him and Michael are probably two of the better good looking guys in the history of LAL.

[goofygirl]

I think Monique's SISTER can take Derek if he messes with Monique.  No problemo.

All that bullshit Travis was spouting off...  I wonder how long he's gonna keep that up?

Even his LEGS are all tatted up.  Jeebus.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I watched His Dark Materials and found the last couple of episodes boring as hell. In fact, I think I played Solitaire during the big battle scene.

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Him and Michael are probably two of the better good looking guys in the history of LAL.

Louie was good-looking too, and that dude who was somebody’s “spiritual husband” wasn’t bad either. Both he and Michael have great hair. I think Chris is the worst-looking.

Edited December 31, 2022 by Empress1

[OoogleEyes]

11 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is anyone going to be doing something exciting for New Year’s Eve? I was invited somewhere but I just want to stay home and binge watch something.

My NYE usually consists of The Twilight Zone (Decades TV) marathon or The Thin Man movies (TCM)

[LEILANI2]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So far Travis is really talking a good game. 

He doesn't set off my radar like that other bank robber, Brad Pitt's cousin the fat ugly family anihilator-  Chance.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Louie was good-looking too, and that dude who was somebody’s “spiritual husband” wasn’t bad either. Both he and Michael have great hair.

Good looking, but what a huge disappointment. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Twilight Zone is the best. Some of those stories are classics.

[Keywestclubkid]

why are these girls still talking shit? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Monique. Don't talk smack about a guy's family to his face. Sheesh.

[Gobi]

He hasn't washed his hair in over a year? Damn!

[sempervivum]

Ashley always looks sunburned. I thought she lived in Florida, shouldn't she have figured that out by now?

[Floatingbison]

We're going to the Crab Pot in Seattle.  I'll be having my usual iced tea to drink as a sober-a-rino.  Seven years sober on February 3!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The family has a throw down at the salon. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, sempervivum said:

Ashley always looks sunburned. I thought she lived in Florida, shouldn't she have figured that out by now?

Ruddy and dry!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Louie was good-looking too, and that dude who was somebody’s “spiritual husband” wasn’t bad either. Both he and Michael have great hair. I think Chris is the worst-looking.

Louie wasn't bad but he had HORRIFIC teeth. Almost as bad as Angie's Tony.  Michael is tons better looking than his mug shot would indicate. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Monique had sense enough to put her bra away in the salon. That was not a good look in the car.