Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, kacesq said:

Ah Flavor of Love...my gateway reality TV show drug...

Years ago, I bonded with a colleague that people found taciturn when I told him I had to leave early because I needed to get ready for the Flavor of Love season finale.  I loved that show.  

[candall]

Who made that comment last week about Destinie not having very many things in her life she could be proud of?  I thought about that during the week.  That was very insightful and kind.

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Destinie is going to have to find another person to scam. I hope she doesn’t consider selling the baby for money. she’s a loving mother and her children are the most important things in her life.

YES!! ALL FIVE of her OTHER children are somewhere else!! Lucky children!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chazz makes an appearance!  Somewhere along the line he lost that carefree attitude.

[Keywestclubkid]

rent a car 

[kacesq]

This is a cool little spot? It’s the fucking street, Branwin...

that guy is scary...he doesn’t look healthy.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I listen to the podcast Pink Shade and they said that Chazz has aged more in a few months with Branwin than presidents age in 4 years! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yola got another tattoo. Because having 3/4 of his body covered in tattoo art wasn’t quite enough.

[Keywestclubkid]

again lets all remember this woman acting 15 is a grown 40 yo woman 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Would you let a man with such terrible tattoos tattoo you?  A drunken toddler wearing mittens would do better artwork. 

[Floatingbison]

Chazz and magnetic, that's an oxymoron

[Gobi]

🎵He drank champale and said it tastes just like coca cola. Yo, Yo,Yo,Yo,Yola!🎶

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chazz can’t get over the fact that Branny chose a criminal instead of him. Girls love bad boys, Chazz!

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, you can certainly see why Brannwin has lost her heart to Yola. 

[kacesq]

Branwin’s Eyelashes are ridiculous. I hate that trend.

and Sharp? Spare me the redemption arc for this idiot.

[Floatingbison]

Chazz always seems like the nerd trying to hang with the edgy kids... the dumb rock band, the stripper, now the Tattooed Rival...

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG her hair and those extensions.... I can't 

[Elizzikra]

Voodoo Donuts!!!

[goofygirl]

Oh Yola...  How many tear drops does he have on his FACE???  Wonder if he practices his tattooing skills on his OWN FACE???

Chazzzzz, WHY are you still in Portland?? Can you go the f home already??  BranFlake wants the Illustrated Man!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I love the editors showing the "red flags".  

[Ladystardust]

I feel like I'm watching Intervention.

[Keywestclubkid]

look harder?? they were hitting you in the face while screaming I AM A RED FLAG.. how blind  are you without those glasses

Edited October 15, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Pepper Mostly]

Chazz. For fucks sake. Brannwin was wife number FIVE. You should have started looking for red flags long ago!

[Floatingbison]

two minutes later:  Reinstate Cell Service

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wow, Yola is just so charismatic. Hahaha

[Floatingbison]

Yola is that tat face dude?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chazz’s garage band mates are looking forward to saying, “I told you so.”

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The sugar in those donuts really helps with the heroin cravings.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Ooh, Bitter Chazz. 

Imagine walking down the street and passing Brannwin and Yola sucking face. 

[Floatingbison]

Portland: City of Roses, my home for four days a week for six years.  

[JenE4]

Oh, please, I hope Chazz puts a review on her prostitution page!!! That would be the most entertaining thing this man has ever done on our TVs. I realize he’s just responding to a producer prompt, but that would be an instant classic moment.

[candall]

Poll:

Would you, for yourself, choose:

1.  Chazz

2.  Yola

"Neither" and "Shoot self in head first" not available options.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Portland: City of Roses, my home for four days a week for six years.  

Everything I know about Portland comes from Portlandia.

[Floatingbison]

Yelp:  Two stars.  Continued charging me retail rates even after I married her. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, candall said:

Poll:

Would you, for yourself, choose:

1.  Chazz

2.  Yola

"Neither" and "Shoot self in head first" not available options.

Chazz because you could put off sleeping with him by just crying 

[goofygirl]

8 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Would you let a man with such terrible tattoos tattoo you?  A drunken toddler wearing mittens would do better artwork. 

DEAD. DIED. GONE TO HEAVEN.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Everything I know about Portland comes from Portlandia.

I lived in Hipster Central, Hawthorne district in Portland...commuted between Portland and Seattle for years.   The bleak industrial area that was the inspiration for Fight Club novel was about two miles from where I lived.

Edited October 15, 2022 by Floatingbison

[Maybeitsme]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

OMG her hair and those extensions.... I can't 

Ikr

Looks like she hasn't wash or combed those ratty extensions in weeks and those lashes,  eek 

Branwin you look bad honey, please say no to drugs 

[kacesq]

He called to tell her he had a muffin? This is an awesome relationship...

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Poll:

Would you, for yourself, choose:

1.  Chazz

2.  Yola

"Neither" and "Shoot self in head first" not available options.

Probably Yola because I assume he will be in jail for most of our relationship and I don't like clingy guys 🤷‍♀️

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Yelp:  Two stars.  Continued charging me retail rates even after I married her. 

She wouldn't take the tip, though.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Yelp:  I was expecting more for my $140 than a half hour of sobbing and anxiety.  I would like a 5% discount on my future appointment.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Queenie needs her own sitcom.

[goofygirl]

Stawp it AMBER!! Now.  This is it. NO MORE. Done.

[Keywestclubkid]

ok something is missing .. we were there for the first doctor appoint and we are tagging along for the abortion but we weren't there when the doctor actually sat and told her that she would die if she had the baby?? im sorry to harp on this but something is missing 

[kacesq]

A relationship built on trust and honesty, to be sure.

[Pepper Mostly]

There we go Amber. Start yelling at your guy and tell him what he's doing wrong. That's always helpful. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

Poll:

Would you, for yourself, choose:

1.  Chazz

2.  Yola

"Neither" and "Shoot self in head first" not available options.

Chazz, because I could easily tuck him away in a kitchen cabinet.  He not a loud cryer so he wouldn't keep me up at night. 

[Ladystardust]

TC is an ass. 

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Queenie needs her own sitcom.

Is she the lady in the backseat? I love her.