Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[OoogleEyes]

"Is this the end of Puppy?"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Hi everyone! Stopped watching the new Halloween movie to come snark on this finale (priorities!)

Why is Shawn and Sara's wedding officiant holding a Dr Seuss book? 

To go with Sara's hair? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I'm still trying to figure out how Britt and Marc's storyline gets resolved.  Maybe he was looking at all those p**** pics and talking to the high class call girl is because he wants to surprise Britt with reconstructive surgery in her nether regions.

[Ladystardust]

Good Lord. There better not be 45 minutes of Brittney and Marce tonight.

[Pepper Mostly]

I will never, ever not laugh like a hyena when I hear Shawn say "Its not mine, is it?". Dude cannot even COUNT. 

[JenE4]

57 minutes ago, candall said:

TWO HOURS AND SIXTEEN MINUTES.

I'm going to need a stiff cocktail and some lumbar support

WHAT?!? Any chance of time off for good behavior?

[kacesq]

It’s funny Amber and Marcellino Brittany tried so hard to show us how much they’ve grown and changed and we’ve now seen they’re the same trashy ex cons they’ve always been...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

"Is this the end of Puppy?"

I hope this is the end of Marcelino and Brittany. They’ve outstayed their welcome.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Please remember Marcellino is "the table". Let's see if Britanny sets her drink on him. 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Good evening friends! I’m ashamed to admit how much I’m looking forward to Love During Lockup. 

Did you all catch that Princess Brittany’s 6 carat diamond ring cost $4400? Must be some high quality diamond!

I DID get snagged on that!  I think the answer is that it's six carats, total carat weight.  Four grand gets you a whole thimbleful of diamond chips.  Snerk

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola bunkies! So wait, how long is this episode? 

So long.  You'll need all new hips when it's over.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

"Is this the end of Puppy?"

Puppy's being re-homed. Back to the slammer. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I am gonna need to have a word with their interior designer LOL NO 

[Gobi]

Starting with that riveting couple, I see. Marcel is having troubles remembering his lines.

[OoogleEyes]

Look at all of those solar panels! You'd be dumb not to take advantage of that in the desert 

[JenE4]

Oh, no! They murdered Cookie Monster and Grover to make that rug!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mr. Meek Mill? Oy vey.

[Floatingbison]

I want to have solar panels.  

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm enjoying Brittany's "American flag" styling here. She'a a real Yankee Doodle Dandy. 

[Keywestclubkid]

didn't she already tell him all these things when he was on the phone with her in the car?? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope this is the end of Marcelino and Brittany. They’ve outstayed their welcome.

Understatement of the year!!!

[kacesq]

LOL trash bags to pack up. 

[Floatingbison]

Oh YEAH, shit's getting real, Mr. Meek Mills

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittany invested in method acting lessons.

[WaltersHair]

The bleep editor needs hazard pay with Brittany

[Pepper Mostly]

Where are the kids? At happy hour with Brittany's mom? 

[Keywestclubkid]

girl why are you doing that? you are just gonna have to clean it up now 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

So, Brittany went to jail, was addicted to drugs, but Marcie is the biggest mistake of her life.  Okay . . . 

[kacesq]

So they just found out this idiot is knocked up and she looks 6 months along...

of course there’s a gender reveal party. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance continues to tell Tayler that she ruins every celebration. He’s a real doll, isn’t he?

[candall]

I would like to have 1/10th the confrontational aplomb Britzzz demonstrated.  "Take off your glasses when you speak to me."  Lol

I am terrible at face-to-face confrontation.

[Floatingbison]

Rule No. 1 for playas:  always use tempered safely glass for wedding pictures in case of a violent breakup

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brittany invested in method acting lessons.

She'd have been better off investing in Bitcoin or maybe a donut mine. 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

WHAT?!? Any chance of time off for good behavior?

NEVAH! You made your bed, now just lie in it

[goofygirl]

Better go close out that joint checking account Marcellino!

[Ladystardust]

Once in a lifetime event. Lol she's had like 3 kids already.

[Keywestclubkid]

where is he getting all this money?? for real 

[kacesq]

That dress looks amazing on TayLER. Girl is really winning at life.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Doesn’t Tayler look incredibly happy? The glow of expectant motherhood.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chance:  "Everybody better behave."

Me:  Run away. Grab the kids and run away.  Get as far away from him as possible. 

[Floatingbison]

return of the bare shoulders look

[Pepper Mostly]

Chance is taking less and less care to hide his intimidating, menacing side. 

[Ladystardust]

That dress perfectly shows off her weird octopus tattoo.

[Gobi]

I think Chance wants a paternity reveal party.

[OoogleEyes]

THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Doesn’t Tayler look incredibly happy? The glow of expectant motherhood.

And the slowly dawning realization that she's likely to end up a statistic. 

[Keywestclubkid]

why do they edit it like that we know its his baby or they would have used the footage to death on previews 

[Floatingbison]

face tattoo giving Oregon a bad name

[Auntie Anxiety]

I realized that I’m gonna need a bigger bong.

[Ladystardust]

Are we really supposed to think it's not his baby? Tayler barely has enough life in her for one relationship. No way is she out there cheating. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I realized that I’m gonna need a bigger bong.

girl same