Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

What was the update for Ray and the Klingon? They’re trying to get knocked up?

Yup

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Dear Latuda commercial, depression may make you feel like you are stuck in a fog.  So does watching Brit and Marcie.  Please let this be their last season.   

[Elizzikra]

But go Bobby - a CNA in Arizona. Stay put and stay strong…

[Ladystardust]

Well, I'll be out of town next weekend so won't be in the live chat, but I look forward to reading it! 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Yup

May this be their last season. I don't think I have it in me to watch pregnant Britney. She will be awful.

[kacesq]

Who is sticking with the preview?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Excuse me. Sincer-A? Really?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

What was the update for Ray and the Klingon? They’re trying to get knocked up?

Was there an update on TayLER and Chance? It didn't go "TayLER disappeared shortly after the birth of her son. According to Chance, she went out to do errands and never returned. Her wallet, cell phone and keys were found in a wooded area nearby. Her car was found torched in a Motel Six parking lot. Police are still searching for TayLER and consider the case open", did it? Followed by a tip line number. 

[kacesq]

He’s s very talented rapper...cue auto tuned song...

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Just now, kacesq said:

Who is sticking with the preview?

Might as well. I've stuck with it this long.

[kacesq]

That dress has an interesting pattern. 

I’d like to note that I don’t have a single duck bill selfie...

[Auntie Anxiety]

From all indications, the llama eyelashes persist into the coming season.

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Was there an update on TayLER and Chance? It didn't go "TayLER disappeared shortly after the birth of her son. According to Chance, she went out to do errands and never returned. Her wallet, cell phone and keys were found in a wooded area nearby. Her car was found torched in a Motel Six parking lot. Police are still searching for TayLER and consider the case open", did it? Followed by a tip line number. 

Baby is due in November and Chance plans to marry Tayler in 2023… but she is still making up her mind…

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Okay, sure, because why not tell the store clerk you are having a rushed prison wedding. Totally something to be proud of.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Lordy this Justine chica looks to be a real prize. Remember Gabby from a season or two ago? She was just the warmup act. 

Those nails! Eek!

[Floatingbison]

the old money on the phone story.... romance is not dead.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Another mother I like.  "Anyone can blow smoke up your ass."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wow, her ample bust line does not need to be exaggerated with a dress with that design on the top. And he’s an aspiring rapper!! What are the odds?

[Floatingbison]

fentenayl is serious shit...it kills people, makes heroin look like ginger beer

[kacesq]

I love that the answer to what he’s going to do when he gets out is “go into the studio and record songs.” Translation...he will not be getting a job.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Okay, sure, because why not tell the store clerk you are having a rushed prison wedding. Totally something to be proud of.

I think it’s on the bingo card.

[Pepper Mostly]

I'll bet Mike makes a mean toilet paper rose. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"I'm trying on wedding dresses."  Not said, and stroking my extensions. There is a rule that you must stroke your extensions whenever possible. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This woman is dangerously close to a wardrobe malfunction in her talking heads. Oh wait! Is she the same one who was wearing yet another blue dress at Britt and Ray’s wedding?

[Floatingbison]

@Pepper Mostly you kilt me twice now

[TooMuchRealityTV]

He loves you a dude who is locked up and has no distractions.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

@Pepper Mostly you kilt me twice now

My work here is done. 

THE RETURN OF TAI! I am mad with joy. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

They are filming this with a body in the coffin in the room.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think Tai’s friend wins this week’s award for longest fake eyelashes.

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

"I'm trying on wedding dresses."  Not said, and stroking my extensions. There is a rule that you must stroke your extensions whenever possible. 

I mean - you gotta wipe the dirt off your hands on something…

[Pepper Mostly]

Tai's friend always got called on the read aloud in elementary school because she read with excellent expression. 

[kacesq]

Alrighty! Saying good night before lockdown!

[Floatingbison]

good night everybodies!

[Pepper Mostly]

OK peeps, we made it at last. See you all next week on the cellblock! Have a great weekend, MWAH!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Night, Bunkies!  This was a marathon.  Are you all still awake?

Goodnight!

[Auntie Anxiety]

As usual, I have high hopes for the coming season which I am sure will be dashed after about ten minutes. But no Marce and Brittany, so there’s that.

Great to spend more than two hours with you tonight. It’s like we’re in a committed relationship! You are my soulmates. Let’s have a baby. And a gender reveal party is high on the list of must-haves. Relax this weekend and rest up for the new season, kids. Back on Sunday for 90Day.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bunkies, 

That's a wrap on another season of ex-con theater, er, Love After Lockup.  Miraculously, Brittany and Marcelino are still together.  Who saw that coming?  Who never wants to see them again? 

Chazz is back to Kentucky where he can be the saddest of pandas.  Meanwhile, Branwin is snuggling up against the sexiest man alive, Yola.  

Lindsey is pretending to be a loving mother.  Shawn is pretending to be a loving father.  Destinie has spawned. Jesus wept.

Until next week, when we dive into a new crew of lovers and cons on Love During Lockup. The upside - if they're still in jail, we shouldn't have any pregnancy storylines. Oh wait, there was Andrea in a broom closet . . .