Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Wow, I hate Chazz even more than before, as if that's possible.

With Chazz and Branny there is nothing good in either of them.  They are battling for space on the cross.  They are both such victims. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ending tonight on a sour note, aka Brittany and Marce.

[lamujerdecente]

These poor kids. These are their parents. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Why would they think that the Brittany/Marcie story is the one we were waiting for?  I need to stay awake to take the dog out. 

Marcie wears the crown, he is the table, and he gives 1000%.  

I may die of terminal eyeroll. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Poker endeavors… 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Wow, I hate Chazz even more than before, as if that's possible.

With Snark, all things are possible. We appreciate you.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been watching The Outlaws on Prime. It’s entertaining.

[JenE4]

“Talkin bout what I bring to the table?! I am the table!”

Lol! And what???

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"Under inebriated circumstances" - does he know he sounds like an idiot? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

"Under inebriated circumstances, I made a mistake."  😂😂😂😂

[OoogleEyes]

Yeah, that is pretty gross 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Explosive episode next week. Isn’t; that what they say every week?

[Ladystardust]

Instasex? I am learning new things.

[Keywestclubkid]

She is turning into her mother lord 

[candall]

On Intervention, they usually discourage the newly sober person from going back and plugging back into the same slot with the same house/family/friends/situation. 

And those people aren't even looking at a plywood toolshed in the backyard.

[lamujerdecente]

"He has all this because of you." No Brit's mom. He has all this thanks to Sharp Productions and their famewhore work ethic. 

Brit? Take it down several notches. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Yay, we get Mama Daonte next week!

[Gobi]

That flew by, thanks to the great snark.

Till next time.

[Ladystardust]

Well, on that boring ass note, goodnight everyone! Is next week really the finale? 

[OoogleEyes]

Oh oh i absolutely adore this show!

And you, my treasured Bunkies!

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, candall said:

On Intervention, they usually discourage the newly sober person from going back and plugging back into the same slot with the same house/family/friends/situation. 

And those people aren't even looking at a plywood toolshed in the backyard.

I had to leave some people behind in my recovery!  Can't hang with old drinking buddies!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Well, Bunkies, I need to tidy up my garage apartment, dust off the stack of a/c's.  I'll catch you all next week for the finale!

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, my delightful snarkers, it was an uphill battle but we made it! Watch yourselves, don't catch any new charges, and avoid pre-nups and/or restitution. I love you all. Have a great weekend! MWAH!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now that the show is over, I need to go take a pregnancy test because Shawn was on my tv screen.

Have a wonderful autumn weekend, everyone. Hot apple cider with apple cider doughnuts will get you in the mood for leaf peeping. Be back on Sunday for more snarkaliciousness.

Edited October 8, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Empress1]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Yeah, that is pretty gross 

Yeah. If Marcelino is doing all that, he’s wrong.

Until next time, friends!

[Floatingbison]

Off topic:  Columbia Crossing 10k this Sunday in Oregon, and Malibu Half Marathon is back on (I thought I had to cancel due to scheduling) on November 6.  Sooo pumped!

[candall]

I'm going to go take a look around my house and see if I can find a cat.

See you next week for the real, real finale!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

One more episode this season.  Between now and then, please read up on how babies are made and take appropriate precautions.  We cannot handle another pregnancy right now.

For the season finale, I will be wearing my best mismatched patterns with six inch heels and I'll clip in my My Little Pony hair.  That will give me something to stroke throughout the show when I "have feelings" about something or am "feeling some way" about something.  

Until then, check in with your P.O., don't get near Shawn's miracle sperm unless you have protection, don't get near Chazz unless you have a raincoat to protect you from his tears, and just avoid Chance no matter what.  Although I do feel an urge to lock him away in a cabin in the woods filled with compartmentalized meal trays. Just me? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Unlocked for tonight's preview and clip show.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I am catching some of last week's episode.  Unfortunately I am getting to "enjoy" shirtless Kevin.  I had missed the broken trampoline in the yard.  

Also got to see Bobbi lie and claim the garage death pit looks nice.  Didn't she learn about the importance of honesty in rehab?  Then again, personal safety dictates not getting on the wrong side of Chance.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S04.E13: Love After Lockup: Red Flags

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Sara faces off with Destinie; Amber reunites with Puppy; Daonte gets a surprise visit.

It's the season finale!  Daonte's mother gets yet another chance to tell him he's a fool.  Let's hope his friend also makes an appearance.  

Unfortunately Destine also makes an appearance because she's "feeling some kind of way" about Shawn.  The way she is feeling is like he owes her massive amounts of money.  

We can also expect Marcie and Brittany trying to convince us that anything in their storyline is real, Britney and Ray trying to convince us that Ray actually enjoys being with Britney, and the tag team pregnancies of Puppy and Amber.  We may also see Shawn spawn #7, may God have mercy on her soul.  

Original air date 2022.10.14 

[candall]

TWO HOURS AND SIXTEEN MINUTES.

I'm going to need a stiff cocktail and some lumbar support

[Keywestclubkid]

I don't know what decision to make ... stay here with drugs and crime and probably going back to jail  or go with him to Kentucky.. that shouldn't be a tough choice  lol 

Edited October 15, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[OoogleEyes]

16 minutes ago, candall said:

TWO HOURS AND SIXTEEN MINUTES.

I'm going to need a stiff cocktail and some lumbar support

Multiple stiff cocktails and sparkly slacks. In celebration. 

[Keywestclubkid]

why would she say your kids are fine out of nowhere? that still makes no sense 

[OoogleEyes]

This narrator must be one of us.

[Keywestclubkid]

kissing on the lips is extra 

[OoogleEyes]

Yeah, that was our opinion as well Chaz. You ARE an asshole 

I love Queen 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hi Bunkies,

My new website is up and running.  Unfortunately my mark husband got wind of it and served me divorce papers.  Need you all to snark with me and cheer me up...

[OoogleEyes]

"Ray is going to learn that he's marrying his parole officer"

HA!

[Ladystardust]

Hi everyone! Stopped watching the new Halloween movie to come snark on this finale (priorities!)

Why is Shawn and Sara's wedding officiant holding a Dr Seuss book? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I noticed that the person who performed the marriage ceremony for Shawn and Sara had a copy of Dr. Seuss' "Oh, the Places We'll Go."   Hmm... had to find something everyone could "get?"

[kacesq]

Good evening friends! I’m ashamed to admit how much I’m looking forward to Love During Lockup. 

Did you all catch that Princess Brittany’s 6 carat diamond ring cost $4400? Must be some high quality diamond!

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Hi everyone! Stopped watching the new Halloween movie to come snark on this finale (priorities!)

Why is Shawn and Sara's wedding officiant holding a Dr Seuss book? 

Wow!  We typed that at the same time!

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! So wait, how long is this episode? 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola bunkies! So wait, how long is this episode? 

it says 2hrs 15min lol 

[Gobi]

I passed up crashing a wedding to be here. Let the snark begin! 

[kacesq]

I hope this is the last season for Puppy and Amber. I find them both to be so pathetic.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Wow!  We typed that at the same time!

Haha! Great minds, you know...

[Auntie Anxiety]

I got a face tattoo with a neck tattoo chaser to celebrate the season finale. Hi, kids. It’s snark time at the OK corral.