Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Arienne starts pulling Benjamins out of her G-string.

Edited April 30, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Floatingbison]

She busts out a stack of ones.   ....I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Keywestclubkid]

well he hit is 600 dollar limit on that credit card LOL 

[OoogleEyes]

HIS CARD GOT DECLINED 

Classic LAL. Let the stripper daughter pay for it.

The hits. They just keep on coming!

[goofygirl]

They're gonna make us wait for the Yolanda/Harry conversation until 9:29 aren't they?

[Gobi]

"I'm not sure how he's going to support my mom. I mean, look at me, I can't even support my breasts."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Branwin is "super respected"? PUH-LEASE.

I think she meant respectful but language is very fluid on this show.

Was there an enormous crucifix in that diner?  I think the Jesus figure was taller than Chazz.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I'm not sure how he's going to support my mom. I mean, look at me, I can't even support my breasts."

Maybe the result of hanging upside down on the pole?

[Gobi]

I guess that Death Metal bass player gig doesn't pay as much as I thought.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I call scam on the new trend of pole dancing exercise for fitness.  Arienne's breastesses are not firm!

[Floatingbison]

Brawndo hasn't met a sparkly halter top yet that she can't rip off and toss into a crowd of men in a split second!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yolanda takes Harry on a “ride” where he becomes very friendly with brass knuckles.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

She busts out a stack of ones.   ....I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I went to China I brought a lot of $1 bills.  Easy to buy things at markets.  When I got home and would use them to buy things, I would say to the cashier, "I've been working the pole", then laugh at their shocked faces. 

[Floatingbison]

Time for no apologizin'.

[OoogleEyes]

Sweet baby cheeses, I nearly fell out of bed from laughing. This show rules. 

Or maybe it's the bourbon laughing. 

[Keywestclubkid]

TURY lol the way she says it kills me 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Harry jumps from the moving car in 3.....2.....1

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Harry is not as cocky in front of Yolanda.

[Pepper Mostly]

Harry is baked. Baked off his ass. 

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yolanda takes Harry on a “ride” where he becomes very friendly with brass knuckles.

Take the cannoli, leave the gun.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yolanda pulls over and administers a drug test.

[goofygirl]

GO YOLANDA!!! GO GIRL!!!

 

That was so worth the wait!  It's been fun tonight!  It's always fun to snark on these nutty people.  I hope all of you have a wonderful weekend!

See some of you Sunday.

Edited April 30, 2022 by goofygirl

[SemiCharmedLife]

Yolanda is saying all the things we've been saying in this group!  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"Indie was stupid for coming out here and Tury a fool too"  🤣

[Floatingbison]

This car ride, would be enough to make  anyone want to get baked.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yolanda, pack your daughter up and head back home.

[kacesq]

The season finale already? Damn this was a great season....

[Keywestclubkid]

settle down ... he wasn't really pressed ... 

[Pepper Mostly]

Now, next week, Kaylah needs to do the same with Martel.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She kicked him out of the car! She left his sorry ass on the street!

[OoogleEyes]

Yolanda needs to be a regular on EVERY season of LAL

[Floatingbison]

Get the fuck out.   

Ha, my mom did that to me when I was a mouthy teenager.

Memories.... misty water colored memories. . . . 

[candall]

SEASON FINALE?!?!  

I'm still iffy on some of their names!

[Gobi]

Well, I just maxed out my snark card, so I'll get out here.

Season finale next week!

[Maybeitsme]

Harry still trying not to laugh and Yolanda steady telling him the truth. He is trash all excuses but Indie is foolish 

[OoogleEyes]

Damn! Season finale already? I am not ready!

Love all of my Bunkies. My favorite start to the weekend. Enjoy!

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? The finale? What’s coming up? Hopefully not Mama June.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, no Kevin? I wasted my snarkosaurus joke? Fuck. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Well, bunkies, it's been great!  I've got to go work that pole, my mom's new hubby is flat broke...

[Empress1]

12 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I'm not sure how he's going to support my mom. I mean, look at me, I can't even support my breasts."

I can’t believe she hasn’t put on a shirt.

[Auntie Anxiety]

My work here is done, at least for tonight. Top Chef is calling my name. Have a great weekend, friends. Stay strong, be safe and live your best life.

[OoogleEyes]

So...what's next? Is this show going on hiatus? Say it ain't so, yo!

[candall]

Amazing that one chubby little carnival sideshow pageant baby spawned this whole industry of family dysfunction.

 

See you next week, snark frens.  Don't go apologizin'.

[Maybeitsme]

Geez that went by to fast, season's almost over already? Oh well,  my favorite with my favs 

 Later gaters 

[Pepper Mostly]

OK bunkies, I'm off to get another face tattoo and head off to the Golden Dragon for the late shift. Thank you all for your kind words, I love you all. Have a great weekend and see you Sunday for 90 Day! Slava Ukraini!

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I can’t believe she hasn’t put on a shirt.

I read this as " I can't believe she hasn't put it on a shirt" lol 😆 😂 I would buy that shirt 

[Floatingbison]

Time to get off that crack rock and get back on da pole.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bunkies, that's it for tonight.  I've got to go hustle someone for $500+ dollars to get my hair done and then get a born to be mild biker to buy me a leather jacket.  Until next week, don't disrespect anyone unless you have a shiv. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E10: The Home Wrecker & The Nervous Wreck

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Raydean drops a bombshell on Rick; Lacey confronts Antoine about cheating accusations; Kevin wants an answer from Tiffany; Chance puts his heart on the line; Indie is faced with a big decision; Branwin has a breakdown. Martel keeps a secret.

Original air date 2022.05.06

We all know that Raydean's bombshell is that she's married.  Will Rick finally catch the clue that has been slapping him in the face this entire time? 

 

Kevin wants Tiffany to pretend she is madly in love with him.  If she says yes, he may drag her back to his cave by her hair.  

I fear Chance will pop the question; this time it won't be "can I stick it in every hole you have?".  I sincerely hope that giggling dolphin Tayler says no, both for her sake and, most importantly, for the sake of her children.  Please do not raise your girls to think that abuse equals love. 

Indie is faced with a big decision.  I believe Mama Indie has the answer for her - pack your shit, put it in the car, and get your daughter and yourself back to Maryland now.  I said, "Now, Indie".  "Now!"  Yolanda is so far out of patience for Harry's games he is lucky her boot is not firmly implanted in his ass.

Didn't we already see Branwin have a breakdown?  Is she reconsidering her decision to marry Chazz when she had been out for a minute?    Is she thinking that he is not her knight in shining armor, ready to whisk her away to his magical kingdom where there is no addiction, no need to strip for a living, no need to work at all? Why do these women think that men who are trolling prison babe websites are wealthy? 

Martel, man of so many words, keeps a secret.  Will anyone notice? 

[candall]

So.  Season finale.  Woof, that was fast, although I enjoyed the 90 minute format.

 

Tonight, I hope:

--Kaylah shakes off Martel once and for all.

--TayLER recognizes how much more valuable her sister is than Mr. One Punch Away.

--Rick wakes the hell up.

--Yolanda drags Indie home.

--Indie's brother sets up a Fans Only link for my thirsty friends here.

 

I don't care too much about Chazz/Bran/Kevin/Tiffany. 

I can't think of anything helpful to fix Antoine's world--I guess I'll send him back to prison with Chance, Martel, Harry and Raydean.