Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[goofygirl]

I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOLANDA to give old Harry the what for!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raydean, don’t do anything foolish. String Rick along as long as you possibly can, in the true Love After Lockup tradition.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

That's my catch phrase for next week.

Oh, I love this damn show so much 

[kacesq]

I hope they’re not injecting Mama June into our time. That’s one loser I do not want to watch...

[Floatingbison]

Mama June...Road to Resumption, road to constipation. . . . what was it again?

[candall]

"Handcuffs?  Well, how in the world did those get in there??"

 

I bet Yolando knows a way to kill Harry without leaving a mark.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

My uncle's wife is British, and their house is LOADED with Royal Wedding, Jubilee, all types of stuff, but especially anything Lady Di.  I'll have to ask her what she thinks of Never Mind the Bollocks.

I am a 'burn it all to the ground' raging lefty but I have a soft spot for the Queen. I have a Coronation plate! I have the Funko! (with corgi!) I have a couple of Charles and Diana mugs! I am large. I contain multitudes. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My fondest wish now is that, once Yolanda finishes with Harry, she moves on to Martel. Do it for all of us, Yolanda!

They need to give her a spinoff series where she confronts the worst LAL castmembers.

[goofygirl]

Just now, kacesq said:

I hope they’re not injecting Mama June into our time. That’s one loser I do not want to watch...

Totally with you 100%.  That beyotch can take it on the road as far as I'm concerned.

[candall]

I bet Martha Mitchell is sitting on a cloud, pleased as punch to see herself portrayed by Julia Roberts.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Mama June...Road to Resumption, road to constipation. . . . what was it again?

I preferred when it was "From Not to Hot" because I always read it as From Not to Rot.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’s your problem, Raydean. You never thought about anything. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Raydean, don’t do anything foolish. String Rick along as long as you possibly can, in the true Love After Lockup tradition.

I dunno. Rick's no Daonte.

2 minutes ago, candall said:

"Handcuffs?  Well, how in the world did those get in there??"

 

I bet Yolando knows a way to kill Harry without leaving a mark.

Right? I bet she could break your leg with her little finger.

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

They need to give her a spinoff series where she confronts the worst LAL castmembers.

I would unquestionably watch such a show.

[kacesq]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I am a 'burn it all to the ground' raging lefty but I have a soft spot for the Queen. I have a Coronation plate! I have the Funko! (with corgi!) I have a couple of Charles and Diana mugs! I am large. I contain multitudes. 

I have the Funko too! I do have the William and Kate Barbie and Ken dolls lol. And a lovely piece of china celebrating her 90th birthday

[Pepper Mostly]

Rick'll let Raydean ride his bike when he's sure she won't take off on it, never to return. 

[Keywestclubkid]

he keeps pushing .... 

[kacesq]

Rick, see how upset she is? Get a clue please.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rick thought Raydean understood that this was a transactional relationship. Sorry, chump.

[LEILANI2]

Raydean looks the same age as Rick, this girl needs to mositurize and go to the dentist.

[Floatingbison]

Back to Rick, the undercover narc trying to infiltrate the biker gang to get info on when the big drug shipment is coming in.  Can he get to the bike gang leader before it's too late?

[Keywestclubkid]

you had enough? LOL dude you just asked her to move in AGAIN ... 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

I have the Funko too! I do have the William and Kate Barbie and Ken dolls lol. And a lovely piece of china celebrating her 90th birthday

I have the Harry and Meghan Funkos too. 

For Barbies I have Star Trek ones. They were gifts, I'm not a collector. I have the Uhura, and a Barbie and Ken in TOS uniforms. Maybe I'll sell 'em for a fortune one day. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Antoine, let me be the first to say this: PULL UP YOUR FUCKING PANTS.

[kacesq]

What is the mom on? She is not sober.

[Floatingbison]

Antiono's goofy hat just kills me.  Even Gino wouldn't be caught dead in a hat like that.

[LEILANI2]

Just so ya'll know, that investigator mother is no one to be idolizing.

[Gobi]

"You're here! I'll get the bottle out!"

[Pepper Mostly]

Antoine has a tattooed face only a mother could love. 

So, Mom's three boilermakers in, right?

[Keywestclubkid]

thanks for the ride... how he gonna have more manners to that uber driver then to the woman who's house he is living in 

[Floatingbison]

Lot of meth twitching going on .  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Antoine: Mom, you still drinking?

Mom: Look, squirrel!

Just now, Gobi said:

"You're here! I'll get the bottle out!"

The bottle was never put away.

[Pepper Mostly]

"There's four stages. They're One, Two, Three and Four".

Well, that was informative. 

[OoogleEyes]

Man... none of these people have ever had a chance. 

Antoine should have gotten the WA tattoo on the other side of his face to balance things out

Edited April 30, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Keywestclubkid]

is he NOT on parol? they drug test HOW is he always stoned? would that not violate him? 

[Gobi]

Nice house for an alky.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Can someone remind me how Lacey and Mother Antoine became besties to begin with?

[Pepper Mostly]

So, this is an AirBnB, right? Drunky addict mom has this lovely home? 

[Floatingbison]

cirrhosis.  Yeah, she won't qualify.

[LEILANI2]

All these ex cons are high during filming.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Can someone remind me how Lacey and Mother Antoine became besties to begin with?

They met at Mommy and Me. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Gobi said:

Nice house for an alky.

I was going to say, I work my whole life  and do good and my house isn't appreciably nicer than her living room.

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean moms got a nice place tho ...how?

[WaltersHair]

Is her Louis Vuitton real?

[LEILANI2]

Mom must come from a rich family, trust fund, divorce from a rich guy. There's an old photo of Antoine and his mother out there and they both look really good. They must have come from money and years of debauchery has landed them here.

[candall]

Purple-hair friend saying "Begone!  Thanks." made me laugh.

[goofygirl]

Dang, is that Rick's roommate telling Raydean to be gone??  HILARIOUS!!  She'd have a better chance of getting MethMouth to go by talking about her WIFE than talking about her relationship with Ricky.  He's a goner.

Too bad, sometimes you just can't fix STOOPID. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I was going to say, I work my whole life  and do good and my house isn't appreciably nicer than her living room.

Who knows? Maybe she won a big personal injury lawsuit. 🤷‍♀️ We’ve seen that on this shitshow before.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

All these ex cons are high during filming.

What's really sad is how they are really, really high during their talking heads, which are usually filmed a little later.  This is a contrast to how some of them are right after prison and it's really sad.  For example, Martel seemed healthy at first, but can't even keep his eyes open in talking heads, same with Branwin and many others. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Is her Louis Vuitton real?

She needed a good bag to carry her heavy vodka bottle around.

Can someone prop Martel’s head up, please?

[kacesq]

Has Martel looked happy at all since we’ve met him?