Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[bref]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

There were two guys that season with facial tattoos.  Alex and Glorietta from Sacramento and the other couple that had laundry room sex.

If I'm not mistaken. Alex and Glorietta never actually did the deed. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kayla just happened to be strolling by.

Death by social media once again.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Kayla is a bit of a stalker, no?

[Empress1]

Kayla remains dead to me. You use the n-word, you stay dead to me.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kayla just happened to be strolling by.

Women can't resist the aroma of Kevin.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kayla needs to buy some self-respect.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Kevin is two-timing his prison girlfriend.  I think Kayla is going to punish him for using her.

[OoogleEyes]

Kayla looks straight out of central casting.

Kayla,  have some self respect, girl

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Women can't resist the aroma of Kevin.

He smells like that mastadon he just slaughtered!

Oh Kayla, you're SUCH a fine southern lady!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kayla should find another hobby.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kayla just happened to be strolling by.

Actually he snuck out and borrowed a phone to call her the first night they spent together ❤️ 

He was a keeper,  until he went back to prison 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Daniel had the umbrella tattoo.  He had laundry sex with Lizzie (not the felon one).

Glorietta was with Alex who was the Muslim "singer".  I mixed up my loser felons.  Neither couple lasted.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kayla needs to buy some self-respect.

There is not enough money in the world. 

This girl thinks she'll never do better than KEVIN? Oh my sweet summer child. 

[Empress1]

This is … pathetic. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martel is quite the romantic. “You look sexy as fuck.”

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Women can't resist the aroma of Kevin.

Drakkar Noir, gym socks, and beard oil. 

[OoogleEyes]

Now I'm getting ads for sexy lingerie.  You really don't know me at all, do you Primetimer?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Martel is quite the romantic. “You look sexy as fuck.”

Another poet. Like Shelley or Byron or Donne. Swoon.

[WaltersHair]

Wanda Sykes still looks great.

[goofygirl]

Well frens, it was fun and FUNNY tonight!!  I'm off to get a chicken sandwich and some fries.  Followed by a big fight with my family and then I'm moving to Ohio.  

Or not.  Prolly see you guys next week!

[Empress1]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Wanda Sykes still looks great.

I’ve seen her in person (albeit a few years ago). She does.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Daniel had the umbrella tattoo.  He had laundry sex with Lizzie (not the felon one).

Glorietta was with Alex who was the Muslim "singer".  I mixed up my loser felons.  Neither couple lasted.

I would like to see what Glorietta is up to, tbh

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Well frens, it was fun and FUNNY tonight!!  I'm off to get a chicken sandwich and some fries.  Followed by a big fight with my family and then I'm moving to Ohio.  

Or not.  Prolly see you guys next week!

We still have 24 minutes to go.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I would like to see what Glorietta is up to, tbh

Me, too.  She was something else.  And her mom was even crazier.

[Pepper Mostly]

Martel "smells so good"? En serio? 13 years of prison laundry? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martel wants to drive through the ‘hood to make sure his corner is still available.

[Gobi]

He looks high as fuck in his talking head segments.

[goofygirl]

Wait, WHUT???? It's still on isn't it?

Why yes!!  Ima gonna have to put off my plans a little while longer!  And they're off!  

Thirteen years of no sex and SHE'S OVULATING??? Lort.

Edited March 12, 2022 by goofygirl

[WaltersHair]

Bobbing talking head.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martel looks perfectly sober in his talking head.

[SemiCharmedLife]

The holy trinity of crime:  Cocaine, crack and firearms.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Wait, WHUT???? It's still on isn't it?

Its 90 minutes now! They really love us!

[OoogleEyes]

Yeah, this guy will be able to afford a $40k engagement ring. 

What the fuckity fuck.

[candall]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Kayla is a bit of a stalker, no?

 

4 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Well frens, it was fun and FUNNY tonight!!  I'm off to get a chicken sandwich and some fries.  Followed by a big fight with my family and then I'm moving to Ohio.  

Or not.  Prolly see you guys next week!

Come back!  The episodes are 90 minutes now!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Kaylah had sex with someone else for Martel’s sake. Okay.

[SemiCharmedLife]

If you declare it on national tv, Martel may just hear about your sex life.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go. The Litany of Things I Did Not Experience In Prison. An elevator! Air conditioning! A mattress! 

[SemiCharmedLife]

No fluffy pillows in the clink?  Does sound rough!!!

[Gobi]

Skip the conversating and go right to the ovulating.

[OoogleEyes]

SHE'S OVULATIN'!

[Pepper Mostly]

And she's ovulatin'. Because of course she is. 

OH GOD SHIRTLESS KEVIN HOLD ME BACK I CANNOT RESIST HIS ANIMAL MAGNETISM.

[WaltersHair]

3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

The holy trinity of crime:  Cocaine, crack and firearms.

Like Beavis and Butthead. "Beer, cigarettes and guns heh heh heh"

[SemiCharmedLife]

Will Kayla track Kevin's phone to the Halfway House and show up???

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'm picking Tiffany up and driving her to the halfway house. I just hope there's a cornfield on the way".

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So Kaylah had sex with someone else for Martel’s sake. Okay.

I would just say “you really think I’d be celibate for 13 years? Boy, please.”

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Kevin. Now he’ll mistakenly dial Kayla to meet up for sex.

[Maybeitsme]

He doesn't really believe she has waited 13 years does he?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Skip the conversating and go right to the ovulating.

Somewhere 😈🍆 is twitching.  She's ovulatin'!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Karen Kevin speaks to the supervisor.

[Pepper Mostly]

This poor woman is all "Dude, I just answer the phones".