Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

Chicken balls!

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, yay, the obligatory Prison Cooking Tutorial. I'm taking notes. I love to cook. 

That air fryer thing was pretty clever.

[JenE4]

Oh, no! I left the room and missed the prison chicken ball recipe! I came back with somehow an envelope and a hair dryer make an air fryer!

[For Cereals]

So did she get arrested mid-caps procedure, like in the dentist’s chair?

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

He already put syrup on it - it's going to taste worse than that guy's 2 hour old steak dinner (who was that??)

Lippy.  The first time Lindsey was supposed to get out of prison. Didn't the limo driver end up with that cold steak?

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

That air fryer thing was pretty clever.

You gotta give these prison girls credit for creativity between the prison recipes and prison makeup.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He didn’t need to buy her a waffle. She’s going to want to stop for fast food. 

Guaranteed she will not want to detour through the closest cornfield. 

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

OMG. I truly wish we were all sitting on a couch and watching this together 

We need to make this happen. It would be crazy fun. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Who is going to bite the bullet and try to make chicken balls? I want to read reviews of chicken cooked in a manila envelope.

[SemiCharmedLife]

These prison recipes are making me hungry.  Remind me to eat first next week!

[For Cereals]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Who is going to bite the bullet and try to make chicken balls? I want to read reviews of chicken cooked in a manila envelope.

Damn, I’m all out of fans…

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He didn’t need to buy her a waffle. She’s going to want to stop for fast food. 

In a corn field 

[Gobi]

"I can't wait to have sex in the master bedroom for the first time. The first time with Martel, that is."

[Keywestclubkid]

Lol she didn’t hold nothing … 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

These prison recipes are making me hungry.  Remind me to eat first next week!

Dear god, you must be famished if prison cooking talk makes you hungry. Hit pause and go get some crackers! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martel and Chance need to move in with each other.

[Ladystardust]

WHAT is this guy on in his talking heads? He can barely keep his eyes open.

[Pepper Mostly]

Whoa, Martel, he's following her around telling her what she needs to clean? 

[For Cereals]

When did this turn into MAFS?

[Ladystardust]

OH NO. That guy would already be out on his ass if he said that to me.

[Keywestclubkid]

Lol and the nit picking starts lol 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Martel and Chance need to move in with each other.

The Odd Couple, 2022. I smell a hit!

[Empress1]

No this dude is not criticizing the apartment she moved to and pays the bills on FOR HIM. Good for her for calling him on it.

[OoogleEyes]

"Don't keep on trying me"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 hour ago, Ladystardust said:

If there aren't wooden clubs involved in this brawl I'm going to be very disappointed.

Dress them in animal skin and give them clubs.  It will be like real life Flintstones.  

1 hour ago, Gobi said:

Chicken balls!

I wrote down the recipe.  Seasoning, chips, canned chicken smashed into balls. Put them in a manila envelope.  Use a blow dryer and a fan.  Time to add things to my grocery list. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I see Martel and Kaylah are getting off on the right stiletto foot.

[WaltersHair]

He told her she should have cleaned the stove, and yet he is still alive.

[Keywestclubkid]

Setting the standard going forward? Oh hell no 

[Gobi]

So, the honeymoon is over?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

So, the honeymoon is over?

It was a great car ride 

[Pepper Mostly]

I covet that floor lamp.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Indie has her psychic on speed dial.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

He told her she should have cleaned the stove, and yet he is still alive.

I’d have dropped him back at the halfway house.

[Empress1]

Harry is a mess but I’m with him about psychics. (I saw one when I was 20. She was dead-ass wrong about everything.)

[LEILANI2]

Oh God, I'm starting to like Harry.

[Ladystardust]

She's cheating on Anairis!!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

He told her she should have cleaned the stove, and yet he is still alive.

Post of the night! I came back to life so you could kill me again. Deceased. Passed on. Gone to meet my maker. 

[JenE4]

Oh, hell, no! Martel can get his ass over and live with Olajuwon on Married at First Sight! That place was spotless aside from a little sprinkle of spice on the stovetop. Get the fuck out of here with your “high standards” of ensuring your prison cot was made daily with tucked corners.

[Auntie Anxiety]

When there is a cop tailing you on the highway, don’t you usually move into the other lane to let him pass?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Harry: "You don't need the scooby Doo incorporated van to see that"

Me: Dead

[WaltersHair]

Preach, Harry!

[Gobi]

They're getting pulled over for excessive use of a psychic.

[Empress1]

I was JUST about to ask how Harry had a license. Indie is SO DUMB.

[LEILANI2]

And I stopped liking him again.

[Keywestclubkid]

Shouldn’t her psychic have warned her about that? 

[Ladystardust]

Okay, he's just TRYING to go back to prison at this point.

[Pepper Mostly]

And yes, Indie's daughter is in the car. What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck.

[goofygirl]

7 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Who is going to bite the bullet and try to make chicken balls? I want to read reviews of chicken cooked in a manila envelope.

Me too!!  I'm curious!!

Uh oh...  Nokoa IS in the car and Harry's already talking about running.  Maybe Indie and the psychic can predict how THAT will end??

[Ladystardust]

I can't wait for this fight. I can't stop laughing at the clips.

[Keywestclubkid]

This elf size dude tried to call someone short? My man nooo that makes you look dumb 

[LEILANI2]

There's so many commercials I can do a load of laundry and clean the stove during the break.