Super Bowl LVI - Live Chat Thread

[ScorpioSoul]

Stafford's missed catch was even worse than Brady's.

 

[Lantern7]

Oof. Anyone thing Joe’s image needs an overhaul, win or lose?

Edited February 14, 2022 by Lantern7

[Popples]

I see Joe Burrow's been looting Cam Newton's closet.

[xaxat]

"Remember that time North Korea hacked Sony because you made a comedy about their leader?"

[Lantern7]

Guy Fieri is still around? Good for him.

[Lamb18]

So far.the robo pup commercial is my favorite.

[Fukui San]

Oh look, Dr. Dre is back.

No, it's Dr. Evil.

[Lantern7]

Ick, more crypto. And I want to associate “Fly Me To The Moon” with Neon Genesis Evangelion only.

[DoctorAtomic]

They're pushing crypto hard. 

[Lantern7]

2 minutes ago, Fukui San said:

Oh look, Dr. Dre is back.

No, it's Dr. Evil.

. . . why?

I mean, nice to see Seth Green instead of just hearing him, but who cares about Austin Powers?

[DoctorAtomic]

The O-Line needs to remember they're in the superbowl. 

[Popples]

3 minutes ago, DoctorAtomic said:

They're pushing crypto hard. 

And electric cars.

[Lantern7]

Just now, DoctorAtomic said:

The O-Line needs to remember they're in the superbowl. 

From what I’ve heard, that’s been an ongoing issue with them. That could explain why Joe carries himself like that . . . with an O-line that thin, it can be all over in a heartbeat.

[DoctorAtomic]

You can't buy an electric car with crypto.

[Magog]

3 minutes ago, Popples said:

6 minutes ago, DoctorAtomic said:

They're pushing crypto hard. 

And electric cars.

And both of them are not worth a damn. Frankly, most of these commercials so far are just down right terrible.

Edited February 14, 2022 by Magog

[Lantern7]

Cincinnati tourism! FIONA!!!

Edited February 14, 2022 by Lantern7

[MerBearHou]

8 minutes ago, Lamb18 said:

So far.the robo pup commercial is my favorite.

With very cute Sam Page as the driver.  Nice to see him in this.

[twoods]

McVay continues to make terrible play calls in the Super Bowl. You figured he learned the first time. 

[Bastet]

Good lord, do you think they sat around in the rundown meeting and made a list of opportunities to mention Tom Brady in this game he is not in?

1 minute ago, twoods said:

McVay continues to make terrible play calls in the Super Bowl. You figured he learned the first time. 

Seriously.  I mean, mad props to the Bengals defensive line, who are playing balls out, but he's not adjusting at all.

[DoctorAtomic]

Bengals are way better in the shotgun so Joe can move around easier. 

[Lantern7]

Quarterbacks are endangered tonight. I hear Jamie Fixx is in uniform if either team loses two QBs.

[DoctorAtomic]

That was kind of a cheap flag. 

[Bastet]

Battle of the limping QBs?

[greyhorse]

What's the record for number of punts in the Super Bowl?

[Calvada]

3 minutes ago, Bastet said:

Good lord, do you think they sat around in the rundown meeting and made a list of opportunities to mention Tom Brady in this game he is not in?

 

Yes.  

[Lantern7]

Idris Elba?

Cure commercial with Scarlet & Colin. I keep waiting for Pete Davidson to drop in and ruin their plans.

[DoctorAtomic]

http://www.sportspool.com/football/super_bowl/records/team_punting.php

[Bastet]

1 minute ago, greyhorse said:

What's the record for number of punts in the Super Bowl?

Google says 21 (XXXV - Giants v Ravens; Giants had 11, Ravens had 10).

[bluegirl147]

1 minute ago, Lantern7 said:

Idris Elba?

 

I saw him and said Stringer Bell.

[Lantern7]

Bengal fans practically smelling the victory Cincy Chili . . .

Edited February 14, 2022 by Lantern7

[Lamb18]

Booking.com is good but you have to read their small print on which options are refundable and which are non-refundable.

[Lantern7]

Still waiting on the Clydesdales . . . 

[Calvada]

Just now, Lantern7 said:

Still waiting on the Clydesdales . . . 

I'd like a throwback - give me some Mean Joe Greene and a bottle of Coke.  

[NUguy514]

2 minutes ago, Lantern7 said:

Bengal fans practically smelling the victory Cincy Chili . . .

This Bengals fan is really not, not with the O-line collapsing.

[Lamb18]

I'd like to see a beer commercial. Not cocktails in a can.

[Popples]

Irish Spring paid $6.5 million for that?

[Lantern7]

Just now, Lamb18 said:

I'd like to see a beer commercial. Not cocktails in a can.

I know there’s a Bud commercial with the big horses. I’d like to see that on the TV.

[Lamb18]

Llama!  And a bunny! Thank you, Irish Spring.

"With a bar of Irish Spring in your hand,

It's like taking a shower in Ireland!"

Anyone remember that?

[Lantern7]

1 minute ago, Lamb18 said:

Llama!  And a bunny! Thank you, Irish Spring.

"With a bar of Irish Spring in your hand,

It's like taking a shower in Ireland!"

Anyone remember that?

My thought: “Ireland is a creepy soap cult.” Also: “Whiskey Beer Island of Green and Fight.”

[Lamb18]

2 minutes ago, Lantern7 said:

I know there’s a Bud commercial with the big horses. I’d like to see that on the TV.

When Twins played the Cardinals in the World Series, the Clydesdales were out on the field before the game. That was cool even Cardinals were the enemy.

[DoctorAtomic]

Just now, Lantern7 said:

“Whiskey Beer Island of Green and Fight.”

Watch out for that monkey though.

[Lantern7]

Pete Davidson in a mayo commercial. That tracks.

[Jx223]

I'm glad that Joe seems okay enough to still play after he grabbed his knee. I also feel bad for Odell for hurting himself and I hope his knee injury isn't super serious. I would be happy with either team winning though I would be very happy for the Bengals. That would be a great underdog story. 

[Lantern7]

Not an exciting game, but not ugly and/or a blowout.

Thinking about it, Colin Jost in a mayonnaise commercial sounds better.

Edited February 14, 2022 by Lantern7

[MerBearHou]

Finally.  A run NOT up the middle.  And it worked.

[DoctorAtomic]

I think they had to go for it there. Rams offense was doing nothing. 

[Bastet]

Yes!  It worked!  That was the ball game if it didn't.

[Lady Whistleup]

This game has been dull in the second half.

[Bastet]

"How big does that missed extra point look right now?"

That's what I said then.  Why didn't you, the folks paid big bucks to analyze the game?

[NUguy514]

I'm getting flashbacks of Super Bowl XXIII.