Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

Bragging rights? Over the felon? God I love this show lol.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"She has one or two kids". 

Yes, they really know each other well. 

"He's my best friend!"

[WaltersHair]

I'm having HBO's OZ show flashbacks

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Dude. You sleep in the same bed. No wonder she's confused. You're not just "roommates"

And they have sex! I don’t believe for a second they only do it on camera. They’re one of those pairs that do everything couples do except they’re not a couple. Been there (MINUS THE PORN).

[Ladystardust]

WERD (maybe I'm old but why is he putting that randomly in the middle of sentences?)

Edited January 15, 2022 by Ladystardust
Added explanation

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’m late...what did the letter say?

He’s in solitary confinement.

[Pepper Mostly]

Gabby's mother joins Mama Daonte and Mama Indie in the Mothers Who Talk Sense to Their Wooden Headed Offspring Club.

[kacesq]

New season of Love After Lockup??? Yayayayay!

 

 

 

 

 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

And they have sex! I don’t believe for a second they only do it on camera.

Well, after all, they do have to rehearse.

 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Gabby's mother joins Mama Daonte and Mama Indie in the Mothers Who Talk Sense to Their Wooden Headed Offspring Club.

“Who’s paying your bill?!” HA! Drag her, Mama.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Love After Lockup new season? March comes in like a felon lion.....

[PrincessPurrsALot]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He doesn't have a prayer unless he does something about that unfortunate beak. Yikes. 

And his backne.  I did enjoy him puffing out his chest as he got into bed.  Somehow no one was impressed. 

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, candall said:

She'd be better off if she'd just had a fling with Sherlon.

It would save her a fortune if only she'd decide to fly to Jamaica for a couple of weeks a few times a year. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tai needs to find a more productive hobby.

[kacesq]

Tai reminds me of Jasmine(??) the one with the guy who got new teeth for her, lol.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

If you want to meet someone real, as in doing real time, contact that guy. 

[candall]

That tiny vagina in the middle of this woman's chest is kind of freaking me out.

[WaltersHair]

This lady is a mortician and only dates over a phone. She has serious commitment issues.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tai needs to find a more productive hobby.

Somehow I can't picture her doing macrame, or baking. 

 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

This lady is a mortician and only dates over a phone. She has serious commitment issues.

And she's stuck in a dead end job.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cut it on the BIAS!!!!

She killed that steak.

Edited January 15, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[SemiCharmedLife]

Such a romantic date night. The only thing missing is... the date!

[Floatingbison]

This thing is massive.

 

Thinks:  that's a lot of meat.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

This lady is a mortician and only dates over a phone. She has serious commitment issues.

Serious issues period. She said her dad moved away, and she only spoke with him over the phone. That's the only way she knows how to have a relationship. Her mom was bi-polar? Schizophrenic? 

Issues. It's a wonder she's not 600lb 

Edited January 15, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Ahh...is that a steak? It looks much too thick.

[kacesq]

Tai reminds me of Jasmine(??) the one with the guy who got new teeth for her, lol.

 

Harley Quinn has a kid named Hendrix? Of course she does...

[Pepper Mostly]

I want to cry watching this idiot mistreat that lovely steak. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

She could probably have the same stimulating conversation with the steak as with Dalton...

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cut it on the BIAS!!!!

Nice one.  This is why it's critical you ignored your grouptexting siblings.

[Gobi]

"This call is subject to monitoring for quality assurance."

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is a joke. They’re putting us on. 

[candall]

Did everyone get the commercial of the handsome husky man walking his lovely daughter down the aisle?  It was a pretty good promotion because Depends never crossed my mind.

[Ladystardust]

I would throat punch anyone who called me and described their steak while I was in prison.

[Floatingbison]

Medium rare:  holds up charred cold hockey puck of meat.

Edited January 15, 2022 by Floatingbison

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Serious issues period. She said her dad moved away, and she only spoke with him over the phone. That's the only way she knows how to have a relationship. Her mom was bi-polar? Schizophrenic? 

Issues. 

Schizophrenic. She was afraid of everything, so Tai wanted to face death head-on. Which … actually makes sense to me.

[goofygirl]

Holy balls! That STEAK!!! Can Haley eat that whole thing?? She'll have some good leftovers~

I'm kinda surprised she has $30K left of her 80K???

 

I really like that Indie's Mom is about to go full on bail bond lady on Harry!  THIS IS SOME GOOD STUFF!!

Edited January 15, 2022 by goofygirl

[JenE4]

Jesus. This brontosaurus steak isn’t going to cook through on the stovetop. That’s like a whole-ass roast.

Edited January 15, 2022 by JenE4

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

This thing is massive.

 

Thinks:  that's a lot of meat.

IF only Michael Scott were in this forum to say, "That's what she said."

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Holy balls! That STEAK!!! Can Haley eat that whole thing?? She'll have some good leftovers~

She'll throw the whole thing up before the night is over. 

[kacesq]

Tai reminds me of Jasmine(??) the one with the guy who got new teeth for her, lol.

 

Harley Quinn has a kid named Hendrix? Of course she does...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Haley: I found your dad on Facebook!!

Me: So that’s how they are going to prolong this couple’s “plot.”

[kacesq]

This girl is dumb as a rock isn’t she?

[Pepper Mostly]

She's so cute. She can't hook a guy on the outside?

Just now, kacesq said:

This girl is dumb as a rock isn’t she?

That is a base libel on rocks. I mean, she's cute and seems sweet, but oh my god is she dumb.

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s so fustrating to be fustrated.

[WaltersHair]

This girl reminds me of Mary Elizabeth Winstead a bit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bounty-Hunter Mom for the win.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Indie, Harry knows you will have more money to put on his books if you stay where you are.  Moving takes money...

[Pepper Mostly]

I just think its remarkable that Indie's psychic heard "Ohio" from her spirit guides. I mean, I'm sure Indie has never mentioned it. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Translation: Come to Ohio if you want. I don't want to be with you when I'm out. I've got about three other girls.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Robbery, robbery at gunpoint, kidnapping? That’s no reason not to trust him, Mom.