Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Angel....that's a great name, . . . reminds me of Angel Martin from Rockford Files...greatest character ever!

One of the great shows. Watched it religiously.

[SemiCharmedLife]

"I don't think we're going to capture any of THOSE things..."  -embarassed photographer.

[Floatingbison]

Buttcrack.....oh you sexy thing you

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Santiba is a hard looking 39 year old. 
 

She lost like 100 lbs, so I think her face suffered as a result.

[Empress1]

Boudoir photo shoots aren’t nude, Santiba. Also your vagina is inside you so there won’t be pictures of that.

Edited January 22, 2022 by Empress1

[hookedontv]

Santiba’s voice is making my ears bleed. 
 

 

[candall]

Producer shenanigans!  No woman who's ever been fat will voluntarily point her haunchy knees straight at a camera.

[SemiCharmedLife]

She's going to start packing NOW?  Is she moving into the halfway house, too?

[Pepper Mostly]

I am DYING laughing watching Santiba sitting in that ridiculous bathtub, surrounded by her worried looking posse. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

These women who beg the inmates for attention need to buy some self-respect.

[Gobi]

I guess he doesn't want to meet her halfway?

[Maybeitsme]

She looks so bad.  Um I mean sad in that bathtub 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh goody, Max and his wonky beak are up next. 

[For Cereals]

Sativa looks like the bizarro Chrissy Snow with that hairstyle 

[WaltersHair]

I'm pretty sure crying during a sexy photo shoot is a no-go.

[SemiCharmedLife]

6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Those are some serious hoop earrings. You could have a parrot swing on those.

Dead!

[For Cereals]

My hubby made old fashioned sand apparently my tolerance is much lower now so I apologize in advance

[Auntie Anxiety]

“I’ve had really bad luck with guys in the real world, so I’m going to ‘date’ inmates.” That needs to be cross-stitched on a pillow.

[Empress1]

Just now, For Cereals said:

My hubby made old fashioned sand apparently my tolerance is much lower now so I apologize in advance

This took me a second. I was like “he made sand? He was out here breaking rocks?”

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Santiba: "I hope he's not trading my photos to his friends for some noodles"

Me: Dead

And also, of course he is. 

[Floatingbison]

MAX!!!!

It's times like this that make it all worthwhile.   The air smells a little sweeter, the sky seems a little more blue, the mountains seem more majestic, the oceans more magnificent. . . . .

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

My hubby made old fashioned sand apparently my tolerance is much lower now so I apologize in advance

I know this is a typo, but I love it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

My hubby made old fashioned sand apparently my tolerance is much lower now so I apologize in advance

LOL I think I know what you mean, but it’s already too late!

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

“I’ve had really bad luck with guys in the real world, so I’m going to ‘date’ inmates.” That needs to be cross-stitched on a pillow.

It kills me when they say they’re dating. Y’all don’t go anywhere! You can’t! That’s the point!

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Santiba: "I hope he's not trading my photos to his friends for some noodles"

Me: Dead

And also, of course he is. 

100%.

[candall]

Oh, goody!  I'm ready to spend some time with this chick who's throwing a tantrum over the attorney's reluctance to dash off a $30k check for her wedding dress.

My schadenfreude tank is low.

[bref]

Sativa appears to be a "Two Face", as defined on Seinfeld. 

How can these people be this dumb?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Soulmate. Almost have BINGO!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I am sick, but I set the alarm so I would be ready for live chat.  

[WaltersHair]

House of Vanity. Cue the entitled brat.

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

This took me a second. I was like “he made sand? He was out here breaking rocks?”

Everything you guys say is making me crack dafuk up!

[Empress1]

I mean, I think Chris’s mom understands things fine; she just doesn’t like you.

[Floatingbison]

LOL at Gabby's lips clutch purse. 

Is that what it's called, a clutch?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Why wasn't Chris' phone card filled up- he had a settlement.  Oh, I forgot, Gabby is running through his money like water. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hmmm, Chris didn’t tell Gabby that he’s getting out in 3 weeks? Hahahaha

[Pepper Mostly]

"Will Chris let you wear that?" 

Ahem. "LET" her? 

And not for nothing but that Christopher? Is fugly.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

House of Vanity Boutique is classy with the astroturf wall. 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I am sick, but I set the alarm so I would be ready for live chat.  

Pour yourself a big shot of NyQuil and settle back to enjoy.

[kacesq]

Is it wrong that when my son isnt in the lax game I'm watching this damn late Im here?

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

LOL at Gabby's lips clutch purse. 

Is that what it's called, a clutch?

It’s called a clutch yes, but I call Gabby’s clutch “fugly”

[SemiCharmedLife]

Are we finally going to find out if Tara is on this show?

[Empress1]

Gabby’s friend’s face when Gabby called Chris’s mom a fucking bitch had me rolling.

[Gobi]

Max, can't we just get beyond thunderdome?

[goofygirl]

Gabby's picking a fight with her future mother-in-law.  How brilliant!!

Max buddy; get a dang life.  You are ridiculous sir.

[Floatingbison]

Max's Quest for Fame reminds me strongly of Jesse from 90Day Fiance.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Max, you should add Accutane to your daily pill regimen. The back acne isn’t attractive.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

So surprised that Chris is incommunicado given that he is getting out in three weeks.  Has he thought things through. 

[For Cereals]

I don’t find max attractive 

[JenE4]

Now this gold-digger is shopping in a boutique that gives patrons wine? Chris is going to have $0 left. Interesting that your man didn’t tell you he’s getting out?? Hmm. Wow, she curses out the lawyer and now her “mother in-law,” too? She’s not going to last long.

[Elizzikra]

Look at Max chowing down on the Doritos and ice cream...

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I am sick, but I set the alarm so I would be ready for live chat.  

I stand in awe of your dedication. 

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Why wasn't Chris' phone card filled up- he had a settlement.  Oh, I forgot, Gabby is running through his money like water. 

I bet a million dollars American Chris doesn't have a settlement. He sells drugs in prison. And he's got a dozen other chicas on a string who send him money.