Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

She has three kids!

Maybe they help with the vision boards.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Oh sure, when you self report your wanger size, it's easy to exaggerate a bit much.  

You have to factor in any shrinkage and then go about 50% 10% bigger.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Yes, I see that he conveniently filled up that 8.5x11 sheet of paper nicely...

He was really relieved that the piece of paper was large enough. Just lucky I guess. 

[hookedontv]

Family Game Night! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Indie is committed to tube dresses. 

[Floatingbison]

Dalton, Max, Tia, the girl with the mismatched hair.. . . it's been a rough week for me, but I have real hope that this could be the Greatest. Season. Ever.

[Pepper Mostly]

She needs a shot of cooking oil??

Am I the only one who's dying to see what they're playing? Bananagrams and Sorry! are popular at my house. 

[hookedontv]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Indie is committed to tube boob dresses. 

Fixed it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

What the fucking hell? Her mother is a law enforcement officer? She’s going to love having an inmate in the family.

[candall]

Someone else moving to Ohio!  Be sure and give Shawn a shout!

[OoogleEyes]

Mom the Bounty Hunter wears her badge to family game night!!

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He was really relieved that the piece of paper was large enough. Just lucky I guess. 

I'm surprised he didn't need a legal size 8 x 16 instead of a mere 8 x 12.

[Ladystardust]

Mom coming in with the badge and sunglasses. Uh oh.

[Gobi]

"My mom doesn't know I'm dating an inmate. She just thinks I like being followed by a camera crew all the time."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She needs a shot of cooking oil??

That's what it looked like to me too.  Mmmmmm . . . vegetable oil!  

[Empress1]

How do you pick up and move in a month, with a kid? Also is she moving far from her other kid?

[candall]

They only have one piece of furniture, but it seats six.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Indie is committed to tube dresses. 

It’s the new cold shoulders.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, Mama hasn't investigated him already? 

[Empress1]

The one who asked “what is spiritually married?” is my favorite.

[Floatingbison]

we're ALREADY spiritually married!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Mom the Bounty Hunter wears her badge to family game night!!

If someone cheats at Charades, she hauls their ass into jail.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, candall said:

They only have one piece of furniture, but it seats six.

I was going to say, I love that huge sofa. 

[Pepper Mostly]

I think Indie wins "biggest lashes" tonight. 

[Gobi]

Family Game Night - Tonight's game, Guess my Boyfriend's Felonies.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

we're ALREADY spiritually married!

It's no pickup truck wedding chapel Native ceremony, but it's real to her. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I was going to say, I love that huge sofa. 

I love how they all sit on it in a row, like they're on the subway.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

That's what it looked like to me too.  Mmmmmm . . . vegetable oil!  

I hope that it's virgin olive oil...oh never mind 

[Ladystardust]

I had a cousin who was "spiritually married" once. We all reacted like her family when he would tell us.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

If someone cheats at Charades, she hauls their ass into jail.

DEAD

[Floatingbison]

This is insane....too bad more 90Dayers aren't here....oh well, they don't know what they're missing.

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I think Indie wins "biggest lashes" tonight. 

She has quite the competition.

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I hope that it's virgin olive oil...oh never mind 

It was actually peanut oil...I've never seen anyone actually cooking with peanut oil in their house. Just in fast food places.

Edited January 8, 2022 by Ladystardust
Wrong word

[goofygirl]

Haley's probably already spent her $80K settlement on tats, money for Dalton's book, money for Dalton's LAWYER, that Cruella DeVille HAIR.....

Hell, it's gone.  She just wants him because she had a crush on him in middle school.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love how they all sit on it in a row, like they're on the subway.

LAL isn't paying for a second camera crew until they know it's a family that will light things up. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tai: You must don’t know who I am.

Me: Okay.

[OoogleEyes]

Having had the first family Christmas dinner after two years...I can totally see my family here. 

Jesus take the wheel! No prisoners!

[candall]

A commercial for Darcy & Stacey!  That's the first time I've known what the hell you all were talking about.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Somehow I don't see the "baby face" on Hottie that she does. 

[hookedontv]

Love how Tai is screaming at this chick and she’s got 100 guys herself….

[Empress1]

“What could he be using me for?”

… Money, girl.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Family Game Night - Tonight's game, Guess my Boyfriend's Felonies.

I am already dead so now I am just a laughing ghost.

[Auntie Anxiety]

They are fighting over an inmate. Wow.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Love how Tai is screaming at this chick and she’s got 100 guys herself….

But, he's her favorite!

[Ladystardust]

I can't stop imagining it's Hottie from Flavor of Love on the other end of the line...

[Floatingbison]

What is with those giant fuzzy slippers?

[Gobi]

"After I've devoted my entire life to Hottie. Except for the time I spend on those 11 other inmates, of course."

[LEILANI2]

Even though I'm talking to multiple inmates, I'm afraid I'm being played by Hottie right now.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"I'm wifey" = I've been talking to this convict for 7 months.  Oooooookaaaaayyyy. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

A commercial for Darcy & Stacey!  That's the first time I've known what the hell you all were talking about.

Just sit quietly for a few minutes and breathe. You'll be OK. 

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Love how Tai is screaming at this chick and she’s got 100 guys herself….

And she's screaming like a shrew out in her yard. Are her kids home? Do they get treated to these unhinged screaming matches? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m getting a full season ticket for all the rides!