Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

shes getting out soon .. lol that's a plus 

Oh, she must be pregnant!

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Alexis is someone I see a possibility with. She's got a bubbly personality and enormous tracts of land."

And a prison wife. (pant pant).

[JenE4]

Mark, a prison wife won’t be able to impregnate her, if that’s where this line of questioning is going. This guy is a wacko. Mom’s all, what did I do wrong with you?!

[Floatingbison]

Excellent Billy McFarland reference.  I can't get enough of documentaries about Fyre Fest

[Gobi]

You can't spell creepy douche without "Mark". Well, you can but he's there in spirit.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

nothing sexier than a sexy sexy game of chess.🙄

I love the way you move your king.   Can I touch your queen? 

[Keywestclubkid]

how is it Legit?? how did he pay for it? where did the money come from that's the question 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

how is it Legit?? how did he pay for it? where did the money come from that's the question 

You don't think it's from his sneaker company??

[OoogleEyes]

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And yet she wants ANOTHER child. What the hell is wrong with this deranged cow?

Seriously. This is not right. CPS needs to be proactive 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Excellent Billy McFarland reference.  I can't get enough of documentaries about Fyre Fest

Oh, me either. I love stuff about scammers. Tinder Swindler? Bad Vegan? That twat with the huge hair who had a church and wanted all the women to lose weight?  I'm all over it. 

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I love the way you move your king.   Can I touch your queen? 

DEAD

[Keywestclubkid]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, she must be pregnant!

the first in his new 15 room harem of ex homeless prison women to impregnate  

[Eldemarge]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Excellent Billy McFarland reference.  I can't get enough of documentaries about Fyre Fest

SAME.

I'm not sure Mark was raised completely by his mother.  Maybe he moved out at the age of 15 and was raised by Mystery from The Game.

[Pepper Mostly]

The way Justine smirks and bridles and glances up from under her lashes, then only offers her fingertips to the kind man who took time out of his day to help her out.....I would very much like to wallop her with a chair. 

[lamujerdecente]

I am hydrating with a honey mask 

and still the oxymoron of moisturizing is deeper than Emily’s world salad of a segment. 

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Alexis is someone I see a possibility with. She's got a bubbly personality and enormous tracts of land."

Based on your history, she'll also put ramen in your cart

[SemiCharmedLife]

Tai needs to counsel Mar-K on the prison pregnancies.

[Keywestclubkid]

mommy got knocked up pressing g3 on the vending machine 

[goofygirl]

Tai really needs to see a DOCTOR about her friggin' brain damage.  This chick is wackadoodle.

Wonder how many of her funeral clients know who they're dealing with?

[Gobi]

"How are babies created in prison?"

"Well, when an incarcerated drug addict and a pantyless lunatic love each other very much..."

[JenE4]

“Knock this uterus out of my fucking body!” Ma’am, that’s not going to help you have a baby. Between Tai and Mark, I feel like this cast can use some sex ed.

Edited December 3, 2022 by JenE4

[Auntie Anxiety]

That Peleton ad screams desperation. The company will be going under in 3....2.....1

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

"How are babies created in prison?"

"Well, when an incarcerated drug addict and a pantyless lunatic love each other very much..."

and have .75 for the vending machine 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

If he "knocks the uterus out of" Tai, does she understand she then won't be able to have a baby?  Does she realize that during sex the penis does not enter the uterus? She should just curl up with her empty baby bottle and dream.  That or get serious mental health help. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

mommy got knocked up pressing g3 on the vending machine 

The G Spot.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

If he "knocks the uterus out of" Tai, does she understand she then won't be able to have a baby?  Does she realize that during sex the penis does not enter the uterus? She should just curl up with her empty baby bottle and dream.  That or get serious mental health help. 

shes used to knocking things around ... chairs urns tables .... im sure shes knocked someones uterus out herself attacking them somewhere 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nutty Ass Girlfriend. He has a way with words.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

mommy got knocked up pressing g3 on the vending machine 

G3 was not condoms.  Perhaps Bugles?  What is the sexiest vending machine treat?  You know, that snack that gets you in the mood.  

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

G3 was not condoms.  Perhaps Bugles?  What is the sexiest vending machine treat?  You know, that snack that gets you in the mood.  

Almod joy cause sometimes you feel like a nut 

[Gobi]

I wonder if this is crazy. Maybe Smoke knows.

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

the first in his new 15 room harem of ex homeless prison women to impregnate  

Now I see that his fantasy as a 15 year old has finally....FINALLY... come to life 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Almod joy cause sometimes you feel like a nut 

DEAD. I laughed so loud my husband rushed in to see if I was in need of aid. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Dauri starts dating when he gets out, he’ll need to take out a restraining order on Emily.

[goofygirl]

Smugemily, get your ass off the show then!  You don't like answering questions?  Get off the show you dingleberry!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Emily, get the hell off the show if you are above answering a questions the producers have for you!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

What?!?!?!?! Emily did not visit Dauri!  Again, I am so shocked! 

"I don't like answering questions about my relationship." That's why she joined a show about her relationship. 

[Empress1]

You don’t want to answer questions about your relationship so you applied to be on a reality show about your relationship? BITCH SHUT UP.

[Keywestclubkid]

I don't like answering questions about my life ... yes that's exactly why you go on a show like this to NOT answers questions about your personal life 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, poor sad Dauri or whatever mixed up mess of letters this guy calls a name. No one's ever loved him like Emily does? This poor child has had no love in his life. 

[Ladystardust]

She's on a tv show with the word love in the title and she doesn't like talking about her relationship. Okay then.

[lamujerdecente]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That Peleton ad screams desperation. The company will be going under in 3....2.....1

Girl. Big. 

[Keywestclubkid]

this Idiot is moving to another state for a jail meth head who is still using IN jail .... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yet another child playing parent to her grown ass mother. For fuck’s sake, lady. Your daughter deserves so much better.

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

G3 was not condoms.  Perhaps Bugles?  What is the sexiest vending machine treat?  You know, that snack that gets you in the mood.  

Chocolate covered oysters.  Yeah, we have some weird vending machine snacks here in Ca.

[Gobi]

"What if when he gets out, he goes straight to a strip club for shrimp Alfredo? What would you do?"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Almond joy cause sometimes you feel like a nut 

Call Tai.  It's time for my funeral because I am truly dead. 

[Empress1]

“They can’t keep him in prison forever.” Girl, what?! Yes they can! That’s what “life in prison” means. I CANNOT.

Edited December 3, 2022 by Empress1

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Once again these kids are more mature than their parents because they have to be.

[goofygirl]

Tell her Bailey!  You're staying in Florida and you're NOT going to Tennessee with crazypants Mom.  DO IT BAILEY!  STAY HOME!!

[Keywestclubkid]

you'll have structure if you don't live with me!! umm that's not the threat you think it is mom 

Edited December 3, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jessica’s daughter is the most important thing in her life, except for prison peen.

[Empress1]

Good for the daughter for staying put.